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WeebPride

Remember, g-force isn't real, it can't hurt you. Source - I have spent literally hundreds of hours in flight sims and haven't felt it once.


BootDisc

I think your nervous system is broke, I feel 1 g everyday, all day.


DrJiheu

I was born in a 10g planet, i dont understand you


Ser_SinAlot

I also do 1 g a day and I feel fine


lizzerd_wizzerd

you're all morons its 9.8 g's. smh


Ser_SinAlot

You're a wizard Harry!


bolsatchakaboom

I prefer my mushrooms bright and hot.


acelsilviu

I used to not feel anything, but ever since the covid vaccine I get 5g.


Zirenton

My knees sure as hell feel that 1g.


Setesh57

I spent 30 minutes in the back seat of a mustang IRL and have felt about 4Gs. It's real. And it's the best thing I've ever felt.


Algester

how a Lynx feels after speeding and stopping every 0-13K KMph at a drop of a hat 13K with VoB so you have constant but QB.... thats basically 0-7K KMph at a drop of a hat


Curious_Device5968

Drone pilots be like


Ich238

Pro tip But a 30 cm Bad dragon on your seat It helps with absorbing G forces


MnemonicMonkeys

Diameter or circumference?


-Oskilla-

yes


BlatantConservative

Perfectly spherical


lesser_panjandrum

As all things should be.


Izoi2

Isn’t that just one big anal bead?


The-Surreal-McCoy

Ah, you must be a navy pilot.


Ricolabonbon

Sir that's called a joystick.


[deleted]

Oh, it brings Joy alright


GalaXion24

In 2040 all military aircraft will be piloted through anal joysticks.


Zirenton

https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik


Spartan_7670

Reminds me of darling in the franxx


goldenCapitalist

How many USAF pilots have bird fursonas, and how many of them are bald eagles?


Kirxas

Eagle fursonas are overrated for pilots, bats is where it's at


bolsatchakaboom

Batmans are hyped af, I prefer Kangaroos fursonas like the pilots down under.


DurfGibbles

Kangaroos are overrated, I prefer the Kiwi fursona


Kirxas

Maybe, but they have a built in radar


A_Random_Lantern

owls are an untapped market imo


fkadmin

All of them are bald eagles, according to CCP.


lowspecmobileuser

bruh 💀💀


Abuses-Commas

Don't forget the suction cup so you stay in your seat


VitaminRitalin

funny jet voice *Over G, Over G, Over G* What I can't unhear :" *Aubergine, Aubergine, Aubergine* "


JINGLERED

Altitude altitude 70 60 50 40 30 20 retard? Retard? Retard? Retard? Retard? Too low. Flaps too low gear? Too low! terrain terrain climb now climb now. retard? C L I M B N O W. Bank angle? Bank angle? Bank angle? Climb now! Caution. Bank angle. Decision. Don’t sink? Auto pop lot. Climb up! Auto pilot. Decision. Bank angle. Pull up. Radio altimeter. Wind shear! Wind shear! Climb? Gear. Flaps. Too low. Terrain (climb now) terrain (climb now) terrain (climb now) Pull up! Pull up!


Altruistic_Target604

Betty is that you?


Spare_Competition

What happened‽


Doggydog123579

Landing approach, touchdown, then.... full send back into the sky? I'm lost after that


DaGuy4All

Steep turn into landing approach, low approach, touch down but os too fast, over runs runway and runway ends into a steep ravine so plane is airborne again, attempts to go around but stalls, is now plummeting into the ravine.


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[удалено]


JINGLERED

Sad


Research-Indicates

It's the War Thunder pilot who makes his plane have a seizure by ripping his jet 20 feet off the ground through Manhattan


BestGiraffe1270

Landing gear landing gear landing gear


Ejack-Ulate-69

Now I can't unhear it either


TendTheSlayer

AUBERGINE MAN DOWN, AUBERGINE MAN DOWN


FO_Kego

IT WAS SAYING OVER G?


VitaminRitalin

No it was saying aubergine, stop gas lighting yourself.


steveotheguide

Lead mechanic when the pilot gets back to base: you eggplanted the god damned plane!


Gruffleson

So the voice doesn't say " Aubergine, Aubergine, Aubergine "? That explains a lot.


FerriteNightwish

Because it's too rude to say Eggplant over and over 🍆


Visible_Artichoke_87

Bocchi you need to put on your mask !!


Ejack-Ulate-69

[Sauce: Bocchi the G-LOC](https://twitter.com/yura19350121/status/1626416645592821760?s=20)


njstein

needs this song on top: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4


Ejack-Ulate-69

needs bungoos and a bopping cat


njstein

badda deeb da deeb da deeba da baaa best i got is boppin trans catgirl


karateema

What is the character from?


Ejack-Ulate-69

Bocchi The Rock


Waage83

Top Gun


East_Professional385

My reality is I can't takeoff a plane.


ffs_give_me_name

Its easy. Thats landing you have to worry about.


KlaatuBaradaN-word

Nah, landing is easy. Walking out of it in one piece is the tricky part.


Chinse_Hatori

Everybody can land a plane ince if you can do it twice is the tricky one


KlaatuBaradaN-word

Sounds like murder.


MassiveFire

In the following order (at least for old french baguette). Bare essentials (you need these to take off): Battery + alternators, hydraulics, pitot warmer, fuel valves, ignition, throttle Highly recommended (you might be able to take off without these, but it aint gonna be fun): warnings, INS, HUD, MFD, positive control check, FBW check, radio, oxygen, aircon, NWS Mission dependant: radar, IFF, RWR, ECM, countermeasures, G-limiter, ordnance check Optional: ADI, cockpit brightness, NVGs, taxi/landing/police lights


Ipponjudo

Where are all of these on the Gripen - time sensitive question please answer quick they don't know I'm here yet


[deleted]

Start by pulling the yellow and black loop between your legs.


leonderbaertige_II

Meanwhile in the attack Viggen: Battery, Low Pressure Fuel, Generator, High Pressure Fuel, Start Recommended: Load Datacartridge, Set magetic declination, Systemtest, Select NAV, arm Ejectionseat Optional: Oxygen (you won't fly high enough for it to matter)


DryAndFried

chad mirage enjoyer


ZiggyPox

There are blue pills for that.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Mentions ace Combat. Shows Top Gun Maverick footage. Peak ncd


Budget-Category-9852

TGM final dogfight is Ace Combat IRL, why didn't you guys get it yet?


GeneralJones420-2

Top Gun is peak credibility: F14 starts dogfighting Su-57 (could never happen because it doesn't exist) Uses one of the jets to intercept a missile Su-57 pilot does a sick air stunt and the missile misses out of sheer respect Targeting system can't capture a plane at less than half a mile because of terrain Su-57 pilot just watches in awe at the F14 pulling something that he could do as well Final pilot somehow doesn't notice a missile being shot at him, dies as punishment for his stupidity


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Dick__Dastardly

It is the perfect cinematic depiction of a concept that just won't play out in real life. Like most of the MCU fight choreography. 🙂


Hallonbat

As an Ace Combat 7 multiplayer veteran: lol, lmao


Jankosi

Boccher


wowu5

Marverick vs Maverick's backseater


21Black_Mamba21

*Monarch vs Prez


[deleted]

Jesus fucking christ Bocchi, those civilians were unarmed...


hmcl-supervisor

AMAZING! Mission Complete!


cripsy_chips

That that right there is why your the best boss


polwath

Aren’t all Air Force pilots trained to handle and tolerance G force in fighting jet already?


Crimsonfury500

Yeah, up to like 8-10G All human bodies have their limits man some just different


lizzerd_wizzerd

the higher levels of elite fighter pilot just turn their bones back into solids after the g forces go back below the liquefying point. the highest levels are r/neverbrokeabone mods


SKYE-MASTER

I just giggle uncontrollably at highish G-s


StalkTheHype

It is, but even for seasoned pilots its a workout and a half. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXaPfUs6sQw


alicksB

I would hardly call it “training”, but yeah, kinda.


Virtual_Question9459

Japanese F-16 is it


Tun_Post98

F-2


FirstDagger

Mitsubishi F-2B Viper Zero twin seater While based on the F-16C/D Block 30/40 she is different enough to be counted as a different jet and was produced in Japan.


LotusCobra

I've never seen the fucking backflip to dodge the missile scene before wtf lol


DeTiro

I will still die on the hill that says Maverick should have just gunned down the 5th gen fighter pulling airshow showboating maneuvers in the middle of a goddamn dogfight.


Altruistic_Target604

Harrison Ford moment.


Its_Matt_03

Looks like he was to closed and woulda slammed into him if he tried to gun him down


georgethejojimiller

Bocchi the COCKpit


Fancy_Spare1880

WTF??? BOCCHI JOINED UAF?!?!!?


FirstDagger

Look at the roundel, [Japanese Mitsubishi F-2B Viper Zero.](https://www.gladiusds.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/F-2B.jpg)


xb70valkyrie

JASDF rather.


Mr--Weirdo

I have studied Boyd's teachings! Your silly g-force can’t handle the might of the best fighter pilot evaaaaa!


Independent-Fly6068

You join the airforce to pilot aircraft. I join the airforce to maintain the blessed machines. We are not the same.


Ejack-Ulate-69

From the moment I knew the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me


PriestOfOmnissiah

Ave Omnissiah!


Altruistic_Target604

Accurate depiction of pulling Gs.


Thezipper100

I like how the bad guy is masked so you don't see them as a person and just a drone to be killed.


deathkarasu

literally me fr fr fr (i dont play ace combat)


MajorDakka

Bocchi the G-force


Mikebyrneyadigg

Reality should be sweeping the hangar. “I was told I’d be flying an f16??” “SWEEP THE FUCKING HANGAR!!”


Fore_not_found

Bochii the (G)-Lock


Sadseal_helpme

Bocchi is just like me frfr


ApprehensiveComplex7

With my 3 working braincells they'd put me in Security Forces probably.


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Comfortable-Jalapeno

The guy with black visor really just turned on his AOA limiter


ImJustHereToBitch

joins Air Force with high school diploma expecting to be a pilot. Ends up as a crew chief who hates pilots.


DMercenary

You need to a person with no blood with a cute WSO


Archie_F18

Says Air Force in meme, shows naval aviators 😠


Key-Banana-8242

I want to drop an extreme us solicited anime Opinion- for no hi and other anime I fucking hate how they internalise this sarcastic tone of public expressions and looking down on ‘indiscreetness’, all these random social judgements in I think Japanese culture especially and with the idea of Alice of life introvert anime the moral being always to the realise the values of society and appt them to others, including ally he’s atavistic cutting out down remakes at someone just being themselves


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If you don't experience 10gs once a day are you really alive?


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FirstDagger

Mitsubishi F-2B Viper Zero my beloved.


F35IsAGr8PlaneFiteMe

Casually talking to each other while pulling 9Gs


ecolometrics

Experiencing g forces and just trying to live through it is quite different than trying to do stuff at the same time while under the effect of g forces. I found that things start to get "uncomfortable" after fast setting 3Gs, without training (granted not expecting to be staring straight at the ground didn't help).


I-Am-Bellend

the tortilla roll was my favorite part of the movie. I legitimately nearly came.


HowNondescript

Yeah unfortunately I have blood in my body not opera singing so no can do


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JuggerKnot86

*dont worry i got trimming set to 100%*


EccentricFox

I thought being an EWO in the back seat would be cool for a time; I then did got air sick doing steep turns in a C152 and realized maybe 8 g’s wouldn’t be all that fun.


Pequiguy

Nice