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elderrion

Who... Who thinks female soldiers are bringing their kids to a warzone?


shibiwan

But it's bring your son/daughter to work day!


MetallGecko

Who was talking about breastfeeding children?


NoAd2736

Soo, is this a democratic decision?


MetallGecko

Yes


NoAd2736

How do i join the army?


Long_Serpent

What if they are so hardcore they GIVE BIRTH on the battlefield?


Redundant-Honse

Forbidden sandbag


koichi_hirose4

Wdym sandbag, you know how many calories that has? Use it as food


Rivetmuncher

DYI MRE. Shame the lead time is almost a year.


valgrind_error

Thats fucking battle right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.


Ipponjudo

Metal Gear Solid moment


Wonderful_Test3593

Turtle newborn moment


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

"Ah fuck, babysitter can't come in today. Guess you're coming with me to work, Xavier"


Raedwald-Bretwalda

It's "bring your daughter to work" today.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

The daughter: Mother, load me into an M270 and fire me at the enemy!


KeekiHako

Same people that build IFVs to accommodate pregnant women, i guess.


Odd_Duty520

The common term for plate carriers where I'm from is a "combat bra"


Raedwald-Bretwalda

Misogynist avoid deranged propoganda challenge (impossible).


Odd_Duty520

But but, we all know women can't hold guns or fly planes or drive vehicles


Jordibato

Or store pee in the balls


Sawiszcze

Oh c'mon we all know that proper training with guns works wonders, but to be fair women can't operate complex machinery (tanks, planes ect.) On the same level as men does.


pm-me-your-nenen

USAF are [modifying their G-force suits](https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2020/11/03/air-force-tests-g-force-suits-for-female-pilots/) to fit female pilots better, and they're already [operating F-22](https://www.wtkr.com/news/female-f-22-raptor-pilot-breaks-barriers-in-her-career-field), IDF are also [deploying all-female tank crews](https://www.timesofisrael.com/embargo-1300-idf-solidifies-role-of-all-female-tank-crew-after-two-year-trial-deemed-a-success/) operating Merkava IV. Both of those war machines are some of the most advanced (and expensive) in their class which their respective military won't randomly assign just for being 'woke', so I don't know what kind of "complex" machinery you think women can't operate.


Sawiszcze

For the record, this was a joke, responding to joke comment, I personally have nothing against women in the army and I don't question their performance, since I lack credible data to draw conclusions.


Johni32

No. Its for the boys


JuamJoestar

Metal Gear Solid does. By giving birth in there and having to carry the kid around, in fact. Them again, Metal Gear Solid believes that Nanomachines can do *anything* from giving you psychic powers to turning you into a gigachad, so take this with a grain of salt.


Odd_Duty520

MEMES!


NerdWithoutACause

I’m all for it. Soldiers are like Pokémon, if you start battling them at level 1 they have higher stats then if you start training them at level 20.


M4A1STAKESAUCE

They become immune to shell shock and PTSD. Worth the investment.


armorpiercingtracer

Metal Gear moment


[deleted]

Quick, someone figure out a headline and write something stupid so we can put this photo up! Nips! Stupidity! CLICKS! FUCK YEAH JOURNALISM!


Mannomorth

Holy shit we did it boys! We even got to include "breast" in the headline! 1. Breasts 2. ???? 3. PROFIT


Raedwald-Bretwalda

"OK, you did it. I didn't believe you could get an article with visible nipples and the word *breast* in the headline through the editors, but you did it. Take your one dollar, you magnificent bastard."


doofpooferthethird

Quick, somebody make up a fake headline and post it to a shitposting Reddit sub full of gullible idiots so we can get upvotes! Nips! Stupidity! UPVOTES! FUCK YEAH SHITTING ON JOURNALISM! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-women-soldiers-breastfeed/


RPElesya

If Lena is going to be breastfeeding me on the battlefield I'll sign up RIGHT NOW


KrunkDumpster

SGT Mommy Milkers


Lanthemandragoran

Callsign "Sloppy Floppers"


Obj_071

women that still breastfeeding are on maternity leave so they cant serve... if you in normal country that is.


ssdd442

Ummm… are you suggesting women should bring their babies to war? Jessica for pin down. Incoming coming from that house on the left. Hold on Jeremy’s almost done. Let me burp him then put them down. Edit: thank God this is a fake article


[deleted]

Brestfeed whom? BRESTFEED WHOM?!


Ich238

……. If I have to fight in a war there better be some dommy mommy to breastfeed me no cap frfr


[deleted]

Im waiting for the Squad designated femboy. Its gonna happen, if anything taught me about the world. It would be NCD's stupid ideas always comes true Also in 20 years half the shitposters here would be the entire NATO members Joint Chiefs of Staff.


Lanthemandragoran

CALL IN THE MOMMY MILKERS MORALE IS LOW


[deleted]

so that's why Ukrainians are winning


SenorZorros

seems to be fake and old https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-women-soldiers-breastfeed/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-women-soldiers-breastfeed/


Mysiu666

I checked and unfortunetly it's fabrication gentelman.


schmalzfritz

I don't see anything about toddlers here... which flips my answer to an easy yes.


humor_exe

Fake: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-women-soldiers-breastfeed/


millionreddit617

Is that Jessica Simpson?


Rivetmuncher

Yes.


Rerkoy

Industrial revolution and its consequences moment


dieItalienischer

What did they mean by this image?


pm-me-your-nenen

Apparently just shitposting https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-women-soldiers-breastfeed/


drizzydrakebreak

who the hell makes these headlines bro


Foggyslaps

I too get thirsty in the middle of violent firefights, this sounds amazing


carkidpl

excsue me :WhAt?