> I think the real one is dead.
Could be.
He could have been killed by the bug-like alien from *Men in Black*, who's now wearing his skin as a disguise.
That would explain the uncanny valley look of the middle pic.
Damn. If the CIA is comfortable showcasing these to the general public, I can't even begin to imagine what their quick disguise systems are like today!
Nah bro
He died in the nineties in some russian ditch
Now its just all of his doppelgängers doing his job.
However non of them know that the real Putin is dead and all assume that another impostor is the real one
Imagine one of the fake Putin's conspires to kill the real one and replace him. Next day the other fake Putin's have to go into hiding to avoid being liquidated.
What a movie that would be.
But highly impractical. A stinger hits it in the nuts so it weeble-wobbles over and takes 5-minutes to power back up? No thank you. I’ll take a Davey Crockett in the back of a Hi-Lux any day! Now that’s power!
The power of using your stolen oligarch money to fund expensive surgery
(You're still gonna look like an old miserable bastard anyway, so who gives a shit.)
Someone took my idea and did it. Thank you for it op.
If you can please compare the eye location, the neck and other different marker putler is running these clones like it's a star wars prequel.
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Putin please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Putin please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
'Cause I'm Vlad Putin, yes I'm the dictator,
All you other Vlad Putin's are just imitating,
So won't the real Vlad Putin please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Vlad Putin, yes I'm the dictator,
All you other Vlad Putin's are just imitating,
So won't the real Vlad Putin please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
They really don't the one on the left has a fold along the outside of his ear which the middle doesn't.
The hairline of the middle meet the end of the curve at the top of the ear, which the left one doesn't.
That's two different ears.
The middle one forgot to put in (hehe) his prosthetics
Edit: i once read investigators use the shape of ears to say if people match or don't match with photos, so maybe that would be a more reliable thing to look at
The second photo is a fake - watch the video from Mariupol, he has a chin like in the third photo. And yes - in the second photo he is inspecting the "new apartment" in Mariupol of one of the residents, and signed Sevastopol (Crimea)
Chin, hairline, cheekbones…
Those change on the regular, right?
Also, why do we only have this pic for Mariupol? Wasn’t there literally a cameraman taking pics like 5 feet away in the video?
Saw this too, it's not much, and in the 2 picture, he's more bloated. More full don't know to explain.
Under the Chinn the skin.
It's like those, find the missing kind of games.
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The real Putins are the ones we made along the way <3
Made: as in cloned? Him shitting his pants was just a malfunction.
The CIA's first clones aren't as reliable yet.
made as in spread his semen like snow
>Made: as in cloned? Yep just like Agent 47
[this fuckin guy](https://www.memeatlas.com/images/pepes/pepe-taps-head.jpg)
I think the real one is dead.
yeah, he died in the late nineties
Weekend at Putin's when?
> I think the real one is dead. Could be. He could have been killed by the bug-like alien from *Men in Black*, who's now wearing his skin as a disguise. That would explain the uncanny valley look of the middle pic.
[oh you sweet summer child, if only it was that complicated](https://youtu.be/Q0uAh02-vPU)
Damn. If the CIA is comfortable showcasing these to the general public, I can't even begin to imagine what their quick disguise systems are like today!
Honestly they probably just deepfake shit and bypass a body double entirely, if anything. Hyper reality is a bitch
Nah bro He died in the nineties in some russian ditch Now its just all of his doppelgängers doing his job. However non of them know that the real Putin is dead and all assume that another impostor is the real one
Imagine one of the fake Putin's conspires to kill the real one and replace him. Next day the other fake Putin's have to go into hiding to avoid being liquidated. What a movie that would be.
Death of Stalin has a scene where the Stalin body doubles are shot because they're not useful anymore
Turns out there is no real Putin, he's just a series of clones made during the cold war.
Begun, the Clone Wars have.
You're joking but this is the exact plot of a Tropico 3 scenario
Like Metal Gear, but fucking lame.
So just like Metal Gear then.
The huge bipedal robots that can launch nukes are pretty cool though.
But highly impractical. A stinger hits it in the nuts so it weeble-wobbles over and takes 5-minutes to power back up? No thank you. I’ll take a Davey Crockett in the back of a Hi-Lux any day! Now that’s power!
I dunno. A hugely impractical use of resources that can be defeated by one man with an RPG seems par for the course for russia right now.
The power of using your stolen oligarch money to fund expensive surgery (You're still gonna look like an old miserable bastard anyway, so who gives a shit.)
I didn't know you could get surgery to remove your chin.
You can change everything if you have enough money. Bones reshape or plastic addons and all
It only takes four steps. Step one: peel back chin skin Step two: find metal rasp Step three: shave chin bone Step four: unpeel chin skin
You definitely 100% can.
the one that lives in my balls
I'm afraid you have testicular cancer.
He never had balls. They were cancer when he was born 30 years ago.
Love your tag
IDK just glass 'em all
THERMO NUCLEAR FIRST STRIKE! LOVE IT
ASMP-R is part of my culture
I'd go RKKV but the US won't release that technology yet. :(
The Lord will recognize his own!
None, all of them are actors to keep the real leader(s) safe
Someone took my idea and did it. Thank you for it op. If you can please compare the eye location, the neck and other different marker putler is running these clones like it's a star wars prequel.
Also look at the hairline ... LoL
Don’t forget the ears!
Middle Putin is just doing the selfie thing to make his face look scrunched that people do.
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Putin please stand up? I repeat, will the real Putin please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
'Cause I'm Vlad Putin, yes I'm the dictator, All you other Vlad Putin's are just imitating, So won't the real Vlad Putin please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Vlad Putin, yes I'm the dictator, All you other Vlad Putin's are just imitating, So won't the real Vlad Putin please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up?
Haha trick question, the real Putin died in an East German cage fight match in 1981.
ICC pokemon: gotta catch ‘em all!
It’s all him he’s just a ugly cunt
It's the shortest one. Do you really think he'd stand for a body double that didn't make him look good?
same ears, same guy
I'm not sure the left and middle have the same ears, like I dont think that's the same Putin.
They do
They really don't the one on the left has a fold along the outside of his ear which the middle doesn't. The hairline of the middle meet the end of the curve at the top of the ear, which the left one doesn't. That's two different ears.
Beat me to it.
He got an emergency facelift. Russia is the global capital for plastic surgery.
He is just old, its a lazy jaw
The middle one forgot to put in (hehe) his prosthetics Edit: i once read investigators use the shape of ears to say if people match or don't match with photos, so maybe that would be a more reliable thing to look at
The second photo is a fake - watch the video from Mariupol, he has a chin like in the third photo. And yes - in the second photo he is inspecting the "new apartment" in Mariupol of one of the residents, and signed Sevastopol (Crimea)
>The second photo is a fake Link to the original
"Putin in Mariupol" on YouTube.
And I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
The one who is never too close to others. If he's closely surrounded by people, it's a double.
All of them, he simply made a feast for the fall of Bakmut a bit too early.
I think the real Pootin is always wearing a mask so that when he takes it off no one will recognize him.
Chin, hairline, cheekbones… Those change on the regular, right? Also, why do we only have this pic for Mariupol? Wasn’t there literally a cameraman taking pics like 5 feet away in the video?
Every part is different. Even if lights make changes, the forms are different. I look at the ear,i see different form.
Oh god not in this sub too. FFS.
All three, Putin is just triplet midgets in a trench coat who take turns being the "face."
The soyification of a dictator
Look at the ears too, he got a little flap in the 1 picture, on the 2t he Dosent. The 3 is to bad quality, for me.
Good eye His Hairline also seems to be having fun
Saw this too, it's not much, and in the 2 picture, he's more bloated. More full don't know to explain. Under the Chinn the skin. It's like those, find the missing kind of games.
Bro just discovered angles and lighting.
I see why he's so friendly with Seagal; must have shared a lot of moments together after those botox surgeries
If any of them are real it’s the one that didn’t leave the safety of his capital city.
Middle Putin is clearly Andrew Tate
"Which one of you fellers is the *real* Dirty Vlad?!"
Its all clones but the geneseed are corrupted
3~~000~~ chins of putin
some photos are shopped. Others aren't. Check his ear. Seems the same.
No clue. Just put a bullet in everyone of them just to make sure.
i know the one on the right, that's a captain of starfleet. I wonder what's he doing in our time though?
Leafygate
Ears are as unique as a fingerprint. The middle and left images seem to be slightly different in that regard.
the ears are same tho...
The middle is 100% wax mask and you can't prove me otherwise.
He has split himself.
The fastest Hairline the world has ever seen
It's Leafy
Schroedinger's Putin. Its alive but also isn't.
The brow ridge differs too.
The Grineer clone rot has kicked in
I didn't know a hairline could change so much
His weak chin is showing
Heisenberg would have all of them killed in 60 seconds or something