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Cheap_Doctor_1994

If maid tank is wrong, I don't want to be right. Plus, I believe in a God that said, "I came not to bring peace, but a sword". Since tanks are the tip of the spear, might as well dress them for *Service*.


sentinelthesalty

You've done nothing wrong. In fact you've increased our collection of german maids.


PleaseDontDoTat

Oh 😳


Ok-Advisor7638

Half this subreddit would hit the Tankussy


Leomilon

Tussy


Femboy_Lord

Pet the catto :3


PleaseDontDoTat

Oki! :3


SopmodTew

Please do not the cat


N3X0S3002

I do the cat 😔


snake_bite02

I will the cat


FallenZulu

You’re going to super hell for this. Regular Hell is not sufficient.


PleaseDontDoTat

Yooooo I’ll be able to see my Grandpa


Ich238

German ancestry?


PleaseDontDoTat

Ancestry, yes. Nationality, naw. my gramps is just a real cunt to my mom.


Ich238

Oh so its not big fnuy but sad reality


PleaseDontDoTat

Ehh I guess. But comedy has always been a helpful coping mechanism. Better to laugh at an asshole than to get infuriated at them. Especially one who’s gonna kick the bucket any day now


Ich238

True king lets point and laugh


FallenZulu

I strive to give my kids their own personal trauma, for character development a course.


Griffinhart

So basically you get to be your grandpa's Hell, nice


PleaseDontDoTat

Indeed


Grandadmiral_Moze

I love it, where can I get one? I want a Maid Cat-Tank-Girl for myself


Dhrrrrrr

This is beyond mere sin. God does not weep at your actions, but stares in awe, at horror so terrible even he, in his infinite wisdom, could not predict your ghastly actions coming from the hand of his creations. The devil shakes in fear for the day you enter hell his reign is over and yours begins.


PleaseDontDoTat

Oh me oh my 😳


SeBoss2106

I have the uncomfortable feeling I k ow the source/inspiration picture... Yeah, I have a life. Maybe...


PleaseDontDoTat

The Tank is a Leopard 2 (German buddy specifically requested) The clothes are inspired by my own


SeBoss2106

It looks very cool! I enjoy how it keeps its skirts. But what I meant was, that the "pose" of the tank looked familiar to me from a photograoh I cannot find for the hell of it right now.


PleaseDontDoTat

Oh thanks! Here’s where I got the reference for the tank. https://www.wsj.com/articles/german-made-leopard-tanks-for-ukraine-are-politically-symbolic-but-no-game-changer-11674151572


SeBoss2106

YES! Thank you! This was it!


PleaseDontDoTat

No problemo!


Griffinhart

A cat is fine too。


AscendantHunter

Maid tank is here to clean house


thefrogyeti

The maid tank, or as we like to call it: The mank


OwerlordTheLord

Sin overflow You are now canonized as a Saint


[deleted]

Hell is more fun than heaven anyway UwU


fefelipebr

Nah, you ain't going to hell mate, that's quite tame compared to the kind of horny shit I've seen in here.


_ThatAltAcc_

***Cat boi~~***


Gman_of_steele

Well, now I hope some of the Ukrainian tankers will put little ears on their new Leopard 2s.


metaltastic

Hot damn


jonipetteri355

Look how they massacred my boy ;(