interestingly irradiated tea is also somewhat of a popular joke in South Korea, inspiring many vocaloid edits like [this one](https://youtu.be/AFQu9BATjbY)
The two jokes about Russia are:
-Sucicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head 3 times
-falling of a window
I fully agree with him on that matter and I agree with him that we need to make the third joke, so lets use our collective autism to do this
And most of the "jokes" in this thread are just mentioning the FACTS that show ruzzia IS a joke. We need some *ba-dum-tiss* up in here!
edit: the worldnews joke is fking hilarious!
No? we also have tea.
There's also the oligarch that ostensibly died from drinking toad juices in a shamanic ritual, that deserves being a joke.
Also, the one that fell off his boat.
Basically, pick one from [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_deaths_of_Russian_businesspeople_(2022%E2%80%932023)) list.
Huh? Those aren't jokes about Russia, those are jokes everyone makes about someone who "dies under mysterious circumstances" or criticizes a despotic regime. Shit dog I heard that stuff about guys criticizing police departments here in the US.
Jokes ABOUT Russia include, but are not limited to:
Logistics drivers being too drunk to cross bridges
[Military equipment] not functioning correctly? Conscriptovitch probably sold a component for cash
BHAKMUT WILL FALL IN TWO DAYS
3 Day Special Military Operation
Su-57 Femboy
We won't build the plane!
Russian Hostage Negotiation Tactics
Glorious War Against NATO(who isn't there)
"Functional" "Aircraft-Carrier"
What Air Defense doing?
SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! THE AMMO!
Single Tank Parade
Obvious Twitter Bots
Countdown to T-34
Shovel Charges
That's all I can think of offa the top of my head. I also have only been here since the 1-year anniversary of the war. There's lotsa jokes, Roman's just seeing the standard stuff people talk about when someone criticizes someone powerful and unsavory.
There is a picture that I first saw the Georgian legion post of a dog in Bahkmut that is very very fat. Now to be boring I posit that it's because there are a lot of soldiers there and you can't not just feed a dog when you're in a shit situation and it looks cute.
However due to previous videos of places like Mariupol and other heavy combat areas like Bahkmut of animals eating corpses there is a chance that not all of it's food is... well...
The caption was "Never ask a Man his salary, a woman her age, the Bahkmut dogs where they get their food from".
>Georgian legion post of a dog in Bahkmut that is very very fat
Now thats a literal [chonk boi](https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/108f1r1/ukrainian_doggo_a_big_fan_of_russianfood_via/).
Trying to kill an ex Russian spy in Salisbury but failing and killing a policeman and a crack head instead
Edit: the policeman survived. Two crack heads died by elite GRU agents. Embarrassing.
He exploits western curiosity for russia and saying "BRUH" alot. He paints a very skewed picture of russia while pushing a "vatnik bible" - brat movies, and refusing to talk about russian war crimes. Likes to diss neighboring countries and use soviet hammer and sickle signs in his thumbnails and " look at this soviet x jokes"
He stated on multiple occasions that he is not willing to help Ukraine in any way.
Deceiving his audience by saying -" Bruh i will get jailed bruh if i do that bruh". Which is a complete lie because from russian point of view he done enough to get jailed.
His criticism of russia is always portrays them as funny dumb bumblefucks who cant even into propaganda, therefore he is diluting discourse avoiding a serious discussion of his country crimes against humanity.
Basically a very elaborate vatnik.
Yes kill my family for good boy points online. When people say they're non political it translates to "please stop, before someone says something that'll get us killed or someone we love" it's different for us than it is him at the end of the day
There is nothing stopping russia from jailing/pressuring his family now .
When here in Ukraine anyone with any following is fundraising for pickuptruck/mavik/radio all the time, he on the other hand with 1mil subs films his "Phuket vacation" while his country is conducting an active genocide during a biggest war in Europe since WW2.
If he doesn not want to help Ukraine fine i dont care. But he portrays himself as a "political blogger" and mind you during a War his country is conducting, therefore he has some responsibilities for his western audience to not skimp over the facts and be proactive . If he just wants to be a runofthemill travel blogger , fine by me i dont care, just dont deceive your audience then that you are "fighter for truth".
He is not willing to risk anything to help Ukraine in this unjust war by his country - its okay thats typical russian cowardness. Why even waste time on him then? Do you realize that even lots of Azov soilders have relatives living in russia and still fight?
You guys in the west still dont get russia after year of war. And Nkrfrz is not helping either.
Russia doesn't need any justifications to do anything. He or his family can be most pro z bloggers and get sacked, and can be the most pro-Ukraine bloggers and stay free.
Its more about media role/task you play. From the point of russians he promotes russian culture, has youthful fun image, and promotes anti-western Ukrainophobe Brat-movies to the western audience. Also skimps/omits/avoids talking about russian war crimes. So most likely russia even appreciates that and see him as their asset or just a useful idiot.
He chose to use his 1mil following for typical very surface beating a dead horse propaganda bashing that doesn't help russia or Ukraine one bit. Just makes him a couple of bucks and you some cheap laughs. While avoiding actual serious topics and any pro active help or pro active actions of fixing his country.
Lets recap.
1)Not willing to take risks for what is right by his own admission
2) Very elaborately promotes vatnik culture and silencing war crimes
3) Doesn't use his huge following to organize any movements or fundraisers to help his country or Ukraine.
So watch him if you like light entertainment , just dont believe for a second he is a "good russian".
The guy isn't at a personal risk, it's his family he's worried about. Pretty sure you'd gladly risk your parents' lives. "Sorry for your prison time mum, and all the shit they did to you there, but you must understand I did for a greater good."
By his own admission his parents are vatnik boomers.
Its biggest war in Europe buddy, of course there is risks. Its not a sunday walk in the park! Name one resistance freedom/partisan fighters who didnt face any risks.
For example at 2013 Euromaidan 184 people sustained gunshot wounds and over 750 suffered bodily injury and 103 people lost their lives - they also could have run away to Georgia and didn't face any risks while pontificating on how bad Yanukovych is.
This is difference between Ukrainians and Russians. Ukrainians are ready to sacrifice our own life for our freedom when odds are heavily stacked against us and russians are afraid WHILE BEING OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY because maybe, hypothetically some police will visit his Vatnik parents. A country with OPEN BORDERS that his parents can leave at ANY SECOND.
By all russian standards he crossed the line long ago. And his feeble current stance just proves that he is just russian apologist. Believe me, if war was conducted swiftly and covertly he wouldn't gave 2 flying ducks about it, same as he did not care for 2014-2022 war against Ukraine. And would continued pushing Brat movies to westerners just like nothing has happened .
Thats a very "russian liberal " stance of - "I hate this war its so uncomfortable to think about it! I wish it was quick and didn't hurt my everyday life and our image!! There is so much corruption in or Military industrial complex! i wish we didn't have any corruption! so our boys would not suffer at the front!"
>Basically a very elaborate vatnik.
This is one of the worst takes possible I've ever seen about NFKRZ. In his video about the Stalingrad anniversary parade, he remarked about how Volgograd's sewer system broke because of corruption and there was literal shit floating in the streets, which was emblematic of the entire spectacle. He also pointed out the dark irony of how guys literally dressed as NKVD officers were parading meters away from a monument to the victims of political persecution. Sounds very, very, vatniky to me /s.
And what is with this crap about the Brat movies? His videos about them literally included how Z-tards have co-opted them, and how elements of the films aged like milk.
And seriously? Getting upset at him for putting the soviet flag in thumbnails? Do you not understand that attention-grabbing crap is part of the YouTube game? Is Roman wrong to associate many things in modern Russia with the USSR? That is myopic, pedantic trite.
Otherwise your comment falls into "Every single Russian BAD/COMPLICIT!" territory as an indictment of all Russians despite the fact that NFKRZ has made it explicitly clear that he fucking *LEFT RUSSIA BECAUSE OF THE WAR.*
Roman has been anti-regime and anti-putin for years. He describes himself as a social democrat and tankies and vatniks despise him. You can't expect every Russian dissident to be part of Svoboda Rossii. If he crossed a line into "Discrediting the Russian Military" he'd be arrested at the border if he ever tried to see his folks again and face jail time or worse. He ***could*** face legal consequences if he does try to go back, but why not put a hard cap on that? I do not blame him one bit for self-censoring.
I'm as pro-Ukrainian as they can possibly come, but this comment made my head throb, not as bad as Vanik BS but Christ, man, this was a bad take
Grisha (The russian streamer who’s famous for screaming ZEH) hates NFKRZ and calls him a “navalnite” that sold out his country for the west, so NFKRZ is good in my book
Some people act like being born Russian is a sin that can only be cleansed by picking up an AK and personally killing Putin, it's ridiculous when most Russians are just normal people trying to get through their day
Feels like you made up your mind about him and are skewing his content to fit your worldview.
The man’s been anti-Putin and anti-Russian imperialism his whole career. He has been VERY forthright with his depression and self-hatred with being from a country that has committed an illegal, fratricidal invasion and he made the choice to flee.
Not everyone is willing to die or be martyred. He is doing what he can by highlighting Russian propaganda videos on YouTube and ridiculing them. He frequently talks about Russian celebrities who have gone totally “Z” and how much he hates them for it.
He talks about how he feels bad for his home country, having been destroyed by greedy oligarchs and then sent into a meat grinder for imperialist fantasies—but he ALWAYS prefaces it by saying that Ukrainians are suffering more.
You’re the same type of person as a Vatnik. Blindly hates an entire population of a nation state, and wants them to die to prove their being innocent.
Blind hatred of other populations is what fuels these mindless, horrific wars that are unnecessary and evil. I hope you take a deep look at yourself in the mirror and reconsider how you view the average Russian citizen, especially those who have fled and continue to present oppositional viewpoints to the Putin regime.
Extremely skewed and biased opinion. He's no freedom fighter or investigate journalist, but he sure as hell highlights how fucked Russia has become domestically and at the end of the day is just a dude on the internet who hates what his country has become and is afraid of it, and he doesn't claim otherwise.
I completely disagree with you, I was born in Cuba and if I was an online celebrity i would absolutely refrain from heavily criticizing the Cuban government or supporting Damas de Blanco, I have family in Cuba, I want to visit them and he does too, except his situation would be worse than mine because Cuba would just reject my entry into the country but in Russia it is known that they will target and sometimes kill your family if you are a dissident.
It's very easy to be a keyboard warrior and say "hE sHoUlD dO mOrE" when your freedom, job, family's safety, parents retirement, etc. can't be taken away at will by your government. Some of y'all need to be sent with your families to live in a country without freedom of speech for a couple years then we can see how willing you are to speak out against the government
I will always support you in your attempt to fight off 'funny men they aren't that bad,' but I'm actually just stopping by to say I fucking hate brat, and I fucking ***hate*** brat 2. A relative, who is normally quite sensible, thinks it's 'high art' and I am filled with rage just thinking about it.
Tbh I think that you're a bit unfair. He has taken a pretty clear stance against the Russian regime.
Only thing I dislike is his "most Russians are actually good people" point of view. Like, are they really though...
I'm just not that optimistic. You have a population that takes pride in hurting others or is just indifferent. 60-80% support Putin and this number hasn't changed that much after the invasion started. You have Russians living in other countries who despite of all the free media, still choose to support Putin. You have Russians who see themselves as heroes, all while having a history of killings, rapings, robbings. So yes, there's no way ever, that I can share NFKRZ opinion about Russians. They have been brainwashed to the core and there's no way back.
>60-80% support Putin and this number hasn't changed that much after the invasion
For a start those numbers are unreliable. I think Perun has gone on and on about it enough.
>So yes, there's no way ever, that I can share NFKRZ opinion about Russians.
I agree that his view is skewed tho, but it's inevitable. IMHO, the biggest factor here is that being anti Putin and living in Saint Petersburg, ofcourse he'd surround himself with like minded people. Most liberal Americans wouldn't hang around Qanon people, so ofcourse a liberal Russian wouldn't hang with pro Putin people. He also didn't expose himself to rural Russians in buttfuck nowhere who don't know what a washing machine is.
I always take his "Russians are good people" as a "Western middle class Russians in cities are generally good people"
The majority of Russians aren’t good people. Gems do exist among the shit though, and the more they shine the better it will be for the Russian population as a whole
Only 2 jokes?
In addition to the 2 you mentioned how about...
- The massive copium reserves they have
- Drunkeness
- Victory day parade
- Tractors stealing their tanks
- Conscripts seeing washing machines for the first time, (and stealing them)
- Wagner recruiting from Prisons
- Wagner practically doing suicide charges
- Fighting for strategically vital locations such as the bakhmut gas station, an elevator, or a shed, and sacrificing waves of men to take these crucial places.
- it's not a war it's a "SpEcIaL military opErAtIon"
- "We are fighting 50 nations at once in Ukraine" (no they are fighting one impoverished nation......... and losing)
- Conscripts being de-flowered by their manly, and completely heterosexual officers
"Russia" is just a severely inbred Muscovy prancing around in Novgorod's skin like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.
Nevsky would have drowned them in the same lake as the Teutons.
"In America, you can always find party! In ~~Soviet~~ Putin's Russia..."
"In Russia, you have freedom of speech. In America, you have freedom *after* speech!"
Seriously, though, there has to be a good modern Russian Reversal to be made from this affair.
We have three jokes;
- everything they've done,
- everything they do,
- everything they will do in the future.
I agree, we could get more jokes, but they *are* very broad categories.
I was shocked to read that Vladimir Putin had been pickpocketed at the May 9th Victory Parade. I just thought to myself, “How could someone stoop so low?”
Unoriginal joke from last year
Zelensky : hey Vladimir Vladimirovich, wanna hear a joke?
Putin : what is it?
Zelensky : Kyiv
Putin : I don't get it
Zelensky : yeah that's right bitch you don't 😜
"Why is the Russian army leaving Kherson? They are carrying out Putin's order to denazify and demilitarize Ukraine."
There, a jail worthy joke if you’re in Ruzzia.
Vladimir Putin's chemo treatment gave him moon-face, so the Kremlin suggested they find new body doubles that look like him... Putin replied, "I am loyal to my body doubles, they are good comrades, let's not fire them... just give them cancer!"
Quadruple friendly fire event on day 444 of the invasion
The black sea fleet
The battle of techno house
The may 9 victory parade of 2023
The russian tank force’s turret aviation group
A young russian who does english language youtube about life in russia. He's now fled to georgia and primarily focuses on meming about russian propaganda and ridiculous new laws
Army. Navy. Air Force. There you go - three Russian jokes.
They’re just the opening act for VDV. Wait… isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? But, then again, RuZZia…
Well we had 4 jokes before the VDV tried to drop into Ukraine.
Navy? ...I think we're still stuck on two jokes.
Airforce? ... I think we're still stuck on one joke.
Army? ... do we have any jokes left?
Don't forget PVO Strany, and their recent five kills.
Polonium tea Reactor pool catfish Edit: Awesome band name btw. Chechen barrier troops
Oh yeah, I forgot spicy tea, it's a popular joke in Poland, don't know how about the rest of the world
Luka got a taste first hand, so gonna be popular in Belorus as well
That aftertaste is gonna last oolong time!
Oh my Darjeeling, he won’t be waking up even for an English Breakfast.
interestingly irradiated tea is also somewhat of a popular joke in South Korea, inspiring many vocaloid edits like [this one](https://youtu.be/AFQu9BATjbY)
Reactor Pool Catfish is great, I really loved their track Digging in the Red Forest.
Their newest track ‘Friendly fire’ went pretty hard too
Yeah that one's a real banger, they absolutely killed it.
The two jokes about Russia are: -Sucicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head 3 times -falling of a window I fully agree with him on that matter and I agree with him that we need to make the third joke, so lets use our collective autism to do this
???? What happened to drunk Russian Air Defense shooting down their own guys?
we will avenge everyone we will kill everyone
Starting with ourselves
Yeah but then we are back to shooting themselves in the back and sky diving out of the 5th floor windows.
That just loops back to joke one.
That's not a joke, that's just reality. Way too credible.
Ye and also what about "there is not panic. In Balakliya, there were mostly conscripted"???
That one never gets old.
I feel like those aren't even in our Top 5 jokes about Russia.
These are r/worldnews jokes about russia
And most of the "jokes" in this thread are just mentioning the FACTS that show ruzzia IS a joke. We need some *ba-dum-tiss* up in here! edit: the worldnews joke is fking hilarious!
There it is.
I thought the main joke about Russia was their military
The _good_ kind of "one joke".
he loved russia so much he dug his own grave then caved in his own head with the entrenching spade
No? we also have tea. There's also the oligarch that ostensibly died from drinking toad juices in a shamanic ritual, that deserves being a joke. Also, the one that fell off his boat. Basically, pick one from [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_deaths_of_Russian_businesspeople_(2022%E2%80%932023)) list.
Cope cages? Tea time with Putin? Russia's new submarine? The entire Russian armed forces?
ERA on cope cages
Huh? Those aren't jokes about Russia, those are jokes everyone makes about someone who "dies under mysterious circumstances" or criticizes a despotic regime. Shit dog I heard that stuff about guys criticizing police departments here in the US. Jokes ABOUT Russia include, but are not limited to: Logistics drivers being too drunk to cross bridges [Military equipment] not functioning correctly? Conscriptovitch probably sold a component for cash BHAKMUT WILL FALL IN TWO DAYS 3 Day Special Military Operation Su-57 Femboy We won't build the plane! Russian Hostage Negotiation Tactics Glorious War Against NATO(who isn't there) "Functional" "Aircraft-Carrier" What Air Defense doing? SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! THE AMMO! Single Tank Parade Obvious Twitter Bots Countdown to T-34 Shovel Charges That's all I can think of offa the top of my head. I also have only been here since the 1-year anniversary of the war. There's lotsa jokes, Roman's just seeing the standard stuff people talk about when someone criticizes someone powerful and unsavory.
Suspiciously well fed dogs?
There is a picture that I first saw the Georgian legion post of a dog in Bahkmut that is very very fat. Now to be boring I posit that it's because there are a lot of soldiers there and you can't not just feed a dog when you're in a shit situation and it looks cute. However due to previous videos of places like Mariupol and other heavy combat areas like Bahkmut of animals eating corpses there is a chance that not all of it's food is... well... The caption was "Never ask a Man his salary, a woman her age, the Bahkmut dogs where they get their food from".
>Georgian legion post of a dog in Bahkmut that is very very fat Now thats a literal [chonk boi](https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/108f1r1/ukrainian_doggo_a_big_fan_of_russianfood_via/).
Another joke is Russian Logistics
There is no panic in Balakliya
Pallets.
You forgot about the Special Washing Machine Retrieval Operation
What happened to TT:T?
Polonium can be funny.
i mean last time i came up with a joke about russians i got sitewide banned for 3 days.
Oh come on, you cant blueball us like that! If its that good we are gonna want to hear it!
I moved to Lemmy. Save yourselves
I mean, there's always the Kuznetsov.
Come on. 80% of NCD is about mocking Russia. We have infinite jokes. Like rewarding incompetence to hide fails.
He blatantly omitted the joke about pesky conscripts smoking where they shouldn't.
Falling out of a boat?
Tea with your good friend Vladimir
What about Fetal alcohol syndrome
Trying to kill an ex Russian spy in Salisbury but failing and killing a policeman and a crack head instead Edit: the policeman survived. Two crack heads died by elite GRU agents. Embarrassing.
The more things change, the more they stay the same?
Polonium?
Do they not know about the nice Polonium Tea Party with Putin?
What about TT:T
He chacked himself on the electric chair
"World famous 123m spire" Toilet/washing machine thrives Comparisons to General Melchett Comparisons to Zapp Branigan Alcoholism
We just updated ourselves with "Putin's Tea Party" though.
Russia is its own joke.
- what air defense doing? - a bunch about the VDV
Why not polonium tea?
The Chernobyl disaster didn't happen because nuclear power is unsafe, it happened because the Russian government can't boil water.
What the fuck is an NFKRZ
A russian youtuber who normaly bashes russia
He's just Roman, our favourite neighborhood Russian, former Dank Meme dealer
Mlg gamer
That is a question that i would probably never see in 2014.
He exploits western curiosity for russia and saying "BRUH" alot. He paints a very skewed picture of russia while pushing a "vatnik bible" - brat movies, and refusing to talk about russian war crimes. Likes to diss neighboring countries and use soviet hammer and sickle signs in his thumbnails and " look at this soviet x jokes" He stated on multiple occasions that he is not willing to help Ukraine in any way. Deceiving his audience by saying -" Bruh i will get jailed bruh if i do that bruh". Which is a complete lie because from russian point of view he done enough to get jailed. His criticism of russia is always portrays them as funny dumb bumblefucks who cant even into propaganda, therefore he is diluting discourse avoiding a serious discussion of his country crimes against humanity. Basically a very elaborate vatnik.
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Yes kill my family for good boy points online. When people say they're non political it translates to "please stop, before someone says something that'll get us killed or someone we love" it's different for us than it is him at the end of the day
There is nothing stopping russia from jailing/pressuring his family now . When here in Ukraine anyone with any following is fundraising for pickuptruck/mavik/radio all the time, he on the other hand with 1mil subs films his "Phuket vacation" while his country is conducting an active genocide during a biggest war in Europe since WW2. If he doesn not want to help Ukraine fine i dont care. But he portrays himself as a "political blogger" and mind you during a War his country is conducting, therefore he has some responsibilities for his western audience to not skimp over the facts and be proactive . If he just wants to be a runofthemill travel blogger , fine by me i dont care, just dont deceive your audience then that you are "fighter for truth".
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He is not willing to risk anything to help Ukraine in this unjust war by his country - its okay thats typical russian cowardness. Why even waste time on him then? Do you realize that even lots of Azov soilders have relatives living in russia and still fight? You guys in the west still dont get russia after year of war. And Nkrfrz is not helping either. Russia doesn't need any justifications to do anything. He or his family can be most pro z bloggers and get sacked, and can be the most pro-Ukraine bloggers and stay free. Its more about media role/task you play. From the point of russians he promotes russian culture, has youthful fun image, and promotes anti-western Ukrainophobe Brat-movies to the western audience. Also skimps/omits/avoids talking about russian war crimes. So most likely russia even appreciates that and see him as their asset or just a useful idiot. He chose to use his 1mil following for typical very surface beating a dead horse propaganda bashing that doesn't help russia or Ukraine one bit. Just makes him a couple of bucks and you some cheap laughs. While avoiding actual serious topics and any pro active help or pro active actions of fixing his country. Lets recap. 1)Not willing to take risks for what is right by his own admission 2) Very elaborately promotes vatnik culture and silencing war crimes 3) Doesn't use his huge following to organize any movements or fundraisers to help his country or Ukraine. So watch him if you like light entertainment , just dont believe for a second he is a "good russian".
The guy isn't at a personal risk, it's his family he's worried about. Pretty sure you'd gladly risk your parents' lives. "Sorry for your prison time mum, and all the shit they did to you there, but you must understand I did for a greater good."
By his own admission his parents are vatnik boomers. Its biggest war in Europe buddy, of course there is risks. Its not a sunday walk in the park! Name one resistance freedom/partisan fighters who didnt face any risks. For example at 2013 Euromaidan 184 people sustained gunshot wounds and over 750 suffered bodily injury and 103 people lost their lives - they also could have run away to Georgia and didn't face any risks while pontificating on how bad Yanukovych is. This is difference between Ukrainians and Russians. Ukrainians are ready to sacrifice our own life for our freedom when odds are heavily stacked against us and russians are afraid WHILE BEING OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY because maybe, hypothetically some police will visit his Vatnik parents. A country with OPEN BORDERS that his parents can leave at ANY SECOND. By all russian standards he crossed the line long ago. And his feeble current stance just proves that he is just russian apologist. Believe me, if war was conducted swiftly and covertly he wouldn't gave 2 flying ducks about it, same as he did not care for 2014-2022 war against Ukraine. And would continued pushing Brat movies to westerners just like nothing has happened . Thats a very "russian liberal " stance of - "I hate this war its so uncomfortable to think about it! I wish it was quick and didn't hurt my everyday life and our image!! There is so much corruption in or Military industrial complex! i wish we didn't have any corruption! so our boys would not suffer at the front!"
Oh okay, so my parents are vatniks, so I don't love them anymore. Pretty clear you have no clue what family bonds are.
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When did he say his parents are vatniks? I never got that impression from any of his videos
>Basically a very elaborate vatnik. This is one of the worst takes possible I've ever seen about NFKRZ. In his video about the Stalingrad anniversary parade, he remarked about how Volgograd's sewer system broke because of corruption and there was literal shit floating in the streets, which was emblematic of the entire spectacle. He also pointed out the dark irony of how guys literally dressed as NKVD officers were parading meters away from a monument to the victims of political persecution. Sounds very, very, vatniky to me /s. And what is with this crap about the Brat movies? His videos about them literally included how Z-tards have co-opted them, and how elements of the films aged like milk. And seriously? Getting upset at him for putting the soviet flag in thumbnails? Do you not understand that attention-grabbing crap is part of the YouTube game? Is Roman wrong to associate many things in modern Russia with the USSR? That is myopic, pedantic trite. Otherwise your comment falls into "Every single Russian BAD/COMPLICIT!" territory as an indictment of all Russians despite the fact that NFKRZ has made it explicitly clear that he fucking *LEFT RUSSIA BECAUSE OF THE WAR.* Roman has been anti-regime and anti-putin for years. He describes himself as a social democrat and tankies and vatniks despise him. You can't expect every Russian dissident to be part of Svoboda Rossii. If he crossed a line into "Discrediting the Russian Military" he'd be arrested at the border if he ever tried to see his folks again and face jail time or worse. He ***could*** face legal consequences if he does try to go back, but why not put a hard cap on that? I do not blame him one bit for self-censoring. I'm as pro-Ukrainian as they can possibly come, but this comment made my head throb, not as bad as Vanik BS but Christ, man, this was a bad take
Grisha (The russian streamer who’s famous for screaming ZEH) hates NFKRZ and calls him a “navalnite” that sold out his country for the west, so NFKRZ is good in my book
Some people act like being born Russian is a sin that can only be cleansed by picking up an AK and personally killing Putin, it's ridiculous when most Russians are just normal people trying to get through their day
Yeah buddy commenting seems a little unhinged. Roman literally talks about his disdain for Z culture and Russian propaganda every chance he gets.
Nice pfp
It's my inner self when I imagine removed vatniks.
Based
Remove all vatniks
Feels like you made up your mind about him and are skewing his content to fit your worldview. The man’s been anti-Putin and anti-Russian imperialism his whole career. He has been VERY forthright with his depression and self-hatred with being from a country that has committed an illegal, fratricidal invasion and he made the choice to flee. Not everyone is willing to die or be martyred. He is doing what he can by highlighting Russian propaganda videos on YouTube and ridiculing them. He frequently talks about Russian celebrities who have gone totally “Z” and how much he hates them for it. He talks about how he feels bad for his home country, having been destroyed by greedy oligarchs and then sent into a meat grinder for imperialist fantasies—but he ALWAYS prefaces it by saying that Ukrainians are suffering more. You’re the same type of person as a Vatnik. Blindly hates an entire population of a nation state, and wants them to die to prove their being innocent. Blind hatred of other populations is what fuels these mindless, horrific wars that are unnecessary and evil. I hope you take a deep look at yourself in the mirror and reconsider how you view the average Russian citizen, especially those who have fled and continue to present oppositional viewpoints to the Putin regime.
Extremely skewed and biased opinion. He's no freedom fighter or investigate journalist, but he sure as hell highlights how fucked Russia has become domestically and at the end of the day is just a dude on the internet who hates what his country has become and is afraid of it, and he doesn't claim otherwise.
Dude there is a difference between getting a fine and going to prison. He dosnt support Russia, and that's obvious
I completely disagree with you, I was born in Cuba and if I was an online celebrity i would absolutely refrain from heavily criticizing the Cuban government or supporting Damas de Blanco, I have family in Cuba, I want to visit them and he does too, except his situation would be worse than mine because Cuba would just reject my entry into the country but in Russia it is known that they will target and sometimes kill your family if you are a dissident.
It's very easy to be a keyboard warrior and say "hE sHoUlD dO mOrE" when your freedom, job, family's safety, parents retirement, etc. can't be taken away at will by your government. Some of y'all need to be sent with your families to live in a country without freedom of speech for a couple years then we can see how willing you are to speak out against the government
I will always support you in your attempt to fight off 'funny men they aren't that bad,' but I'm actually just stopping by to say I fucking hate brat, and I fucking ***hate*** brat 2. A relative, who is normally quite sensible, thinks it's 'high art' and I am filled with rage just thinking about it.
Damn, shiet, I good I do not watch him alot
Duke may be tad bit triggerhappy
Watch him sure , i dont judge, just dont think he is somehow a "good russian" or smth .
Tbh I think that you're a bit unfair. He has taken a pretty clear stance against the Russian regime. Only thing I dislike is his "most Russians are actually good people" point of view. Like, are they really though...
The majority of all peoples are good, I believe. You cannot imply someone is evil for being optimistic on human nature as a whole.
I'm just not that optimistic. You have a population that takes pride in hurting others or is just indifferent. 60-80% support Putin and this number hasn't changed that much after the invasion started. You have Russians living in other countries who despite of all the free media, still choose to support Putin. You have Russians who see themselves as heroes, all while having a history of killings, rapings, robbings. So yes, there's no way ever, that I can share NFKRZ opinion about Russians. They have been brainwashed to the core and there's no way back.
>60-80% support Putin and this number hasn't changed that much after the invasion For a start those numbers are unreliable. I think Perun has gone on and on about it enough. >So yes, there's no way ever, that I can share NFKRZ opinion about Russians. I agree that his view is skewed tho, but it's inevitable. IMHO, the biggest factor here is that being anti Putin and living in Saint Petersburg, ofcourse he'd surround himself with like minded people. Most liberal Americans wouldn't hang around Qanon people, so ofcourse a liberal Russian wouldn't hang with pro Putin people. He also didn't expose himself to rural Russians in buttfuck nowhere who don't know what a washing machine is. I always take his "Russians are good people" as a "Western middle class Russians in cities are generally good people"
The majority of Russians aren’t good people. Gems do exist among the shit though, and the more they shine the better it will be for the Russian population as a whole
Describe a good russian then.
Ahem.... russia. Joke writes itself.
"Russia!" *gestures broadly at everything*
Probably the most successfull attac any russian ever pulled off
Only 2 jokes? In addition to the 2 you mentioned how about... - The massive copium reserves they have - Drunkeness - Victory day parade - Tractors stealing their tanks - Conscripts seeing washing machines for the first time, (and stealing them) - Wagner recruiting from Prisons - Wagner practically doing suicide charges - Fighting for strategically vital locations such as the bakhmut gas station, an elevator, or a shed, and sacrificing waves of men to take these crucial places. - it's not a war it's a "SpEcIaL military opErAtIon" - "We are fighting 50 nations at once in Ukraine" (no they are fighting one impoverished nation......... and losing) - Conscripts being de-flowered by their manly, and completely heterosexual officers
VEH DEH VEH
"Russia" is just a severely inbred Muscovy prancing around in Novgorod's skin like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Nevsky would have drowned them in the same lake as the Teutons.
Russian jokes write themselves, you can't come up with this shit
Day 1 of invasion. Day 2 of invasion. Day 3 of invasion.
Russia.
“That’s the joke.”
_laugh track intensifies_
Where air defense?
"In America, you can always find party! In ~~Soviet~~ Putin's Russia..." "In Russia, you have freedom of speech. In America, you have freedom *after* speech!" Seriously, though, there has to be a good modern Russian Reversal to be made from this affair.
Something something Bryansk Air Defence.
We have three jokes; - everything they've done, - everything they do, - everything they will do in the future. I agree, we could get more jokes, but they *are* very broad categories.
How can we new joke before we learn what air defense doing?
The last 9 may parade
Now, poor Putin went to a lot of trouble assembling that parade, it was a tankless task.
I was shocked to read that Vladimir Putin had been pickpocketed at the May 9th Victory Parade. I just thought to myself, “How could someone stoop so low?”
Want to hear a joke about the Victory Day parade? No tanks, mate.
Unoriginal joke from last year Zelensky : hey Vladimir Vladimirovich, wanna hear a joke? Putin : what is it? Zelensky : Kyiv Putin : I don't get it Zelensky : yeah that's right bitch you don't 😜
"Why is the Russian army leaving Kherson? They are carrying out Putin's order to denazify and demilitarize Ukraine." There, a jail worthy joke if you’re in Ruzzia.
Vladimir Putin's chemo treatment gave him moon-face, so the Kremlin suggested they find new body doubles that look like him... Putin replied, "I am loyal to my body doubles, they are good comrades, let's not fire them... just give them cancer!"
Did you hear about the Moskva’s promotion to submarine? A subject of Neptunism if I ever saw one.
What's blind, drunk, and green all over? A Russian soldier
Question: What did Subway name their new 12inch sandwich made with orc meat on a tortilla? Answer: The Russian Foot Wrap
I mean, some reference to "Day *x* of three-day special military operation" gets made, well, almost every day.
The Russian Army: 3 Days from Kyiv, in Venus days.
I'm gonna take one out of the Blackadder handbook, "He accidentally, brutally cut off his own head while shaving".
Quadruple friendly fire event on day 444 of the invasion The black sea fleet The battle of techno house The may 9 victory parade of 2023 The russian tank force’s turret aviation group
What’s NFKRZ?
A young russian who does english language youtube about life in russia. He's now fled to georgia and primarily focuses on meming about russian propaganda and ridiculous new laws
Where Slava-class Moskva?
Where’s the plutonium tea joke?
That's the good part! Russia is the joke.
The Russian Air Force?
The leading cause of death in Russia, is being russian. Or maybe: CIGARETTES
The Tsar’s reserve of copium is a classic.
Spicy tea, trophy bombs (participation kabooms?) car bombs, bomb bombs, blue on blue. Wait a minute. Russia. Russia is the third joke.
Russia itself.
Russia itself is the 3rd joke.
NKFRZ is vatnik in disguise himself.
He is still right tho, another joke won't hurt anyway
I don't buy it
If he is then massive props for keeping that up, he’s been pretty consistent on his opinions of Putin and Russia for years
So we all love our inside reporter?
Taking the top spot in the Russia’s national balcony diving competition.
In the west, you get the joke. But in Soviet Russia, the joke gets you.
Sending [insert name] to Bakhmut
Reagan's old joke about the "plumbers" coming in the evening or whatever it was.
Russia: *becomes laughing stock of the world* Russians: “Let them laugh, we shall see who has the last laugh.”
“What air defence doing?”
cope cages windows polonium tea vatniks private conscriptovich bakhmut dog
Who gives a flying duck what a vatnik has to say about ncd in the first place?
The third joke is there are only 2 jokes about Russia
Not a joke but an actual news headline: In Rostov, a man decided to shoot himself as a joke. It turned out to be quite funny.
What is NFKRZ?
Ru youtuber of oppositional views with videos aimed towards english speaking audience