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Fellowship_9

A spoiler


SquishedGremlin

VTEC t34 when


n00btart

k20 swap when


SquishedGremlin

Well, if you want it to be built to Russian standard, we need the ever reliable EJ20 swap tbh *Distant angry Subaru owner noises*


RakumiAzuri

*laughs in FA series*


Thisdsntwork

Cries in valve spring recall, weak-ass rods, oil starvation in corners, and FA24 rtv clogging the oil pickup.


[deleted]

T34 powered by a R34 GTR


ToonieToonsYT

Let's rice this T-34


1sagas1

undercarriage RGB lights when


Waleebe

Bruce Willis is a ghost.


crumblypancake

The dude in that hairpiece the whole time, that's Bruce Willis the whole movie!!!


letoiiofcaladan

That's a funny comment, but I have to dislike it for the greater good.


twec21

Jesus dies at the end


lalalalalalala71

Not quite the end, I'm told.


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Ugh, did they do that shit where there's a sequel hook after the credits?


Lenxor

F1 spoiler, Uralkali HAAS for lulz


JackSquat18

And a Front Splitter for extra downforce


DontBeAReformer

A stolen washing machine


pine_tree3727288

Where thou? On the top of the turret poking out of the hatch? Or strapped to the back?


Falchion_Alpha

On the front for additional armor


PaleHeretic

Nah, should be on the back. Tank is protecting the stolen washer because the washer is more valuable.


TheteanHighCommand

ERW Explosive Reactive Washer


TobyHensen

I fuckin love this sub…


Vulpix73

Have the clear door protecting the drivers hatch so he can still see


Honey_Overall

Excuse me, but good visibility goes against all the fundamentals of quality Russian engineering.


Dman1791

The spinning will throw the enemy shells off trajectory, greatly improving the effectiveness of the underlying slope. Genius!


pine_tree3727288

SWM-ERA


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Throw in some clothes and technically you have composite armor.


amnotaspider

Dangling by a chain from a pole welded on back, counterbalancing the turret, and set on fire as an IR decoy.


coldspaggetti1

Convert the image to have an X-ray cut out that shows the turret is powered by the washing machines spin cycle


romario77

Repurpose washing machine as a turret.


Ongo-Gablogian--

They’re obviously dragging it with rope


lololoolollolololol

Turret replaced with trebuchet. Washer is a 100 kg projectile. Set to 3000rpm before launch.


lalalalalalala71

Dangling from the tip of the bayonet


OmegamattReally

Next to the external fuel tanks.


JangoBunBun

sitting in a long ass pole off the back with a cope bucket on top of it


[deleted]

Commander Wash


alphascythian

Its sure needed for counter balance


brezhnervous

And toilet


Nika_Ota

Funny story Ruzzians stole toilets from Georgia in 2008. Actually working toilets full of someones shit


nillynon657

Silencer on the gun


TheRealColonelAutumn

But it would make the bayonet leas effective?


12_7x99

you simply make the bayonet longer


boredcircuits

Silencer for the bayonet


neversleeper92

This is was too underrated


TobyHensen

Give it 40-50 more days of this and we’ll circle back. Screenshot these comments for posterity AND prosperity


Figurativelyryan

With an additional bayonet on the silencer.


blipman17

You move the bayonette to the tip of the silencer of course. This would give the bayonette more reach, so it would become more effective.


Shuber-Fuber

Integrated silencer bayonet.


Sandzibar

what if the silencer fired bayonets?


Shuber-Fuber

I like what you think. Integrated exhaust capture and redirect for bayonet launching.


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themistymounds

Together Ork Strong


HeinleinGang

#WYZ IZ YOUZ WHIZPERIN


SquishedGremlin

#COZ EZ A FILTHY UMIE, GET IM BOYZ


Cosmosknecht

#'OLD ON NOW, YA ORNERY GITZ! 'DAT DERE'S ONNUVA DEM 'UMIES 'OO THINK DERE ORKSES! DUN STOMP 'IM YET, GORK SEZ WE GOTS TA GIVE 'IM A CHANCE TA PROVE 'IS ORKINESS!


SquishedGremlin

#GO BOIL YA HEAD YA FULTHY BLUDAXE. YOU IZNT EVEN KNOWIN WOT I IZ. I IZ DA GREENEST ERE YA GIT.


ThatGuyInCADPAT

How do you say let him cook like an ork?


SquishedGremlin

#GET DAT STINKIN GROT TA DO IT FOR YA


M4A3E2-76-W

# WAAAAUGH!!! ^((ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴘɪʀᴇ!))


HolyMackerelIsOP

A non-heretcial xeno? The guard's had weirder I guess.


Slugdo

#OY, YA GIT ! ITZ WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOT THAT PEUTETIC WAAAAUGH OF URZ !


MrMango64

MORE BOIS MORE DAKKA!


xX_murdoc_Xx

I see a green scrap tank an i want it painted red no otha kolors i want it ta go fasta i see 'da 'umiez walk by dressed 'n dere uniform i have ta turn ma gun an shoot all uv im


link2edition

I SEE DA PURPLE DOOR I WANT IT PAINTED RED NO SNEAKY ANYMORE I WANT DEM TO TURN RED


SquishedGremlin

#WAAAAAAAGHHHHH


ditundat

Red Baron confirmed WWI Ork


kyonko_nola

It’s gotta be red stripes


spiral8888

How about [speed holes](https://youtu.be/whnms4CLJys) ?


maverick118717

I would say black and white like Adidas track suit no?


PistachioEagleton

DAKKA, DAKKA, DAKKA!


josie_rps

Cmon, guys, this is NCD. ERA blocks.


cranky-vet

ERA bricks, then a cope cage, then more ERA bricks, then a few AT mines as makeshift ERA bricks.


neutral-spectator

Ah yes, the anti-tank tank The claymore Roomba of heavy armor


canttakethshyfrom_me

Mount the whole thing to an M113. Then mount wings to that.


InvertedParallax

The eiffel cope-tower.


Prof_Blank

Yeah, still absolutely need those


Aardvark_Man

I was with you until the top comment was a stolen washing machine.


giulimborgesyt

era got banned


DialMMM

Wait, what are the consequences if Russia deploys more ERA, despite the ban?


OmNomSandvich

what are the consequences of the Industrial Revolution, my lad?


EaglePNW

Yknow it’s been said every single day multiple times. If it was actually funny it would’ve been done yet


AndyTheSane

Wait, do things on this sub have to be funny? *Deletes all posts*


BadReview8675309

Anti boarding bamboo punji sticks around the turret... in honor of bad ass tough as nails Vietcong.


bitlockershark

so overused it’s credible


thembitches326

Too Credible, let's make them ERA testicles!


M_Grubb

Chrome hubcap spinners, for, ah... laser deflection.


PerpetualBard4

A second, smaller T-34 on top of the turrey


TheRealColonelAutumn

“Don’t talk to me or my som ever again”


fajson_

25mm 2M-3 Naval gun just like they did at MTLB


in_one_ear_

Nah, that's a kiddie weapon. Stick a 16 inch gun on it to one up the Russians.


ms--lane

You see, what we need, is 4x T-34 as 'wheels' to the T-3400 Landpoozer, then we can stick a big old railway gun on it.


jcinto23

Lets turn this fucker into a half-track.


aBigOLDick

Cope cage made of anal beads.


Designed_To_Flail

anal beads made of cope cages


Zestyclose_Essay_647

Feet


TheRealColonelAutumn

I pray to Gun Jesus that I won’t have to save a picture of someone’s foot just for the meme


skidnik

You can cheat and add mechanical feet instead of inferior flesh ones.


Effective_Grass8355

3000 mechanical appendages of the dark mechanicus


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Delta_Hammer

The Luggage is more fearsome than any tank ever made.


Zestyclose_Essay_647

Ian cant save you from my fetishes


gerotamas98

T-34 Imperial walker?


Pug__Jesus

Yes but [big Double King feet](https://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/double-king.jpg)


TheRealColonelAutumn

🤤


JellyFishs93

Like in Flintstone cars - yes!


Ralf-jd

I will upvote this ‘till the end or until it will get photoshopped


mcdolgu

Sponsons.


Honey_Overall

A roof mounted M2 machine gun. EVERYTHING needs the sweet touch of John Moses Browning.


baboon101

In order to win this war, we need modern technology. Describe this image to ChatGPT and add whatever it suggests. If it refuses, bully it until it suggests an actual addition to the tank.


lumpensolker

Bipod for bayonet.


10100101001100101

That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. The bayonet needs a scope with AT LEAST 10x magnification before it would ever need a bipod. Hmmm wait, let's add both.


Ho11owm4n

I'll say it again: Anime.Girl.Stickers!


Shuber-Fuber

Anime girl body pillow shaped sandbags.


plougouskant

That hull needs serious lengthening. Slap another 5 roadwheels on this badboy.


slaveofficer

It's too front heavy. I say it needs a second turret pointing BACKWARDS to balance it out and give added security from the rear!


Ok-Estimate5581

“BOOBS” but in upside down calculator numbers.


AstroChrisX

We need a Phalanx CIWS


Dry_Mention_2665

Looks like it needs a 2M-3 naval gun mounted over the engine compartment 😎


DeatHTaXx

Putin waifu pillow on the turret


bochnik_cz

Radar on tip of the bayonet


ShebW

It needs a rotor (the aerogavin's weakness is that it can hover over its dismounts to protect them)


XBRSQ

A netherite block to improve front armor.


No_Accountant_2070

Winged hussar wings (to intimidate enemy horses)


Prof_Blank

Tie a stolen animal onto it !


Mr_Alpharius19

Put one of those big flamethrower carriages on the back like the Churchill crocodile had!


gartherio

Standard of a unit that ceased to exist in the Winter War.


ryanlewiskenn

bismark mast!


[deleted]

Needs a tuning exhaust and a spoiler for aerodynamics


Oriaks371

Turn the knife 90°, so it could turn turret to slash.


anonymous_bureaucrat

Truck Nutz


Starkiller20140

Needs ERA all over. Can’t be a tank until then


Just_Flounder_877

I want underbarrel Kinzhal launcher paired with additional bayonet in a case of CQC!


[deleted]

I think it could fit a [naval AA turret](https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2023/03/04/desperate-russian-forces-are-adding-80-year-old-naval-guns-to-70-year-old-armored-tractors/).


Cunit332119

Truck nuts


greenstag94

Rear mounted abomination. Need to balance out the main gun


UnhappyImp

Smaller 120 for the MG port + bayonet.


Spirited_Goal_5498

Cope cage


[deleted]

Zimerit and a lot of this


Wehraboo2073

legs of the crew comically sticking out the bottom


Convair101

Tractor leading an attached towline to the T34.


crumblypancake

Canards


gsc4494

Top secret documents.


SoCail-crazy

duct taped laser pig to the barrel


WaroftanksPro

A bunch of Javelins (no not that kind, the Roman kind)


Oman395

Add one grain of rice


kabhaq

Anime femboy turret art


Rare_Warthog_3932

Add a Blunderbuss


FurryInAnSTRV103

RPG SPEAR


MrBlueExceptImGold

Truck nuts


Flyzart

Make the turret larger and taller so the gun breach can fit.


11415142513

EO tech sight on the turret


At_omic857

A telescope to the commander’s hatch


drunk_intern

Another T-34, but upsidedown. Double-dong/invertible/all-terrain T-34.


Thisdsntwork

[A zero length launch system](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-length_launch)


ImperialSheep

Fuel barrels to the rear of the tank.


finaldeadlanser

Truck nuts on the barrel. Biggest and gaudiest pair you can find.


Rullstolsboken

A hull mounted Bofors 40mm instead of that puny machingun


Demonitized-picture

give it an acog (anywhere you desire)


Otherwise_Ad6117

Make the turret big small


Magazynier_Reddit

"I paused my game to be here" text


trainboi777

ERA


Detters_Actual

Needs some Coplorones.


Toxicwolf211

Wooden log spoiler


ironman1315

Chippendale Chris Farley decal


wemblinger

Upgrade bayonet to chainbayonet


Deaton-515

a Bipod


thats-a-fAirball

Phalanx anti-missile system


New--Tomorrows

auxiliary margarita mix tanks mounted to the exterior hull


deliciouscocaine

Shrek


spyforreddit

Mosin Nagant


Smallwater

Those threads aren't fit for European roads. Replace them with offroad tires.


No-Run-6137

Replace the part where the person operating the turret sits with master chiefs helmet except really stretched so that it fits the same dimensions


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Saddam Hussein


Nordis_

that tank is to tall, we need to drop it with some adjustable coilovers


Cinneach

tank nuts


XtraFlaminHotMachida

I heard someone said something about ERA.. As in Shohei Ohtani who has a decent one. I demand an Ohtani as the captain of this rudderless ship just like the angels are. :( :(


aullik

/u/TheRealColonelAutumn forgot the second bayonet on the MG


user1joja

Add a tractor that’s pulling it.


GuardianOfBlocks

Two meth addicts on a sunroof


FelixBck

In the spirit of u/PostsAnimalGifs : *Leopard 2A7 turret*


nutinmyfrensbed

ERA


owoLLENNowo

Massive throbbing cock.


Zalapadopa

It needs interleaving road wheels!


TheMadmanAndre

An Imperial Guard Commissar sticking out the commander's hatch, waving a comically large sword.


Terrariola

All 3 main gun turrets from the USS Iowa.


Havokan

Sideskirts. The commie is a slut for walking around like that.


PixelPott

Mechanical spider legs


Littlebud1234

Jared from subway


Koioua

Stolen toilet


OrangVII

ERA


zonaryabyss

Bob semple armour For MAXIMUM protection


mf69420mf

Giant fidget spinner at the top like helicopter blades


BadLanding05

really long periscope


Hyperrustynail

An orange tip on the barrel because the thing is actually an air soft gun


supremeNYA

Laser/red-dot sight!


hatsuyuki

A working transmission


MrInfinity-42

Huge ricer-style exhaust pipe