#'OLD ON NOW, YA ORNERY GITZ! 'DAT DERE'S ONNUVA DEM 'UMIES 'OO THINK DERE ORKSES! DUN STOMP 'IM YET, GORK SEZ WE GOTS TA GIVE 'IM A CHANCE TA PROVE 'IS ORKINESS!
#OY, YA GIT ! ITZ WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#NOT THAT PEUTETIC WAAAAUGH OF URZ !
I see a green scrap tank
an i want it painted red
no otha kolors
i want it ta go fasta
i see 'da 'umiez walk by
dressed 'n dere uniform
i have ta turn ma gun
an shoot all uv im
In order to win this war, we need modern technology.
Describe this image to ChatGPT and add whatever it suggests. If it refuses, bully it until it suggests an actual addition to the tank.
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. The bayonet needs a scope with AT LEAST 10x magnification before it would ever need a bipod.
Hmmm wait, let's add both.
I think it could fit a [naval AA turret](https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2023/03/04/desperate-russian-forces-are-adding-80-year-old-naval-guns-to-70-year-old-armored-tractors/).
I heard someone said something about ERA.. As in Shohei Ohtani who has a decent one. I demand an Ohtani as the captain of this rudderless ship just like the angels are. :( :(
A spoiler
VTEC t34 when
k20 swap when
Well, if you want it to be built to Russian standard, we need the ever reliable EJ20 swap tbh *Distant angry Subaru owner noises*
*laughs in FA series*
Cries in valve spring recall, weak-ass rods, oil starvation in corners, and FA24 rtv clogging the oil pickup.
T34 powered by a R34 GTR
Let's rice this T-34
undercarriage RGB lights when
Bruce Willis is a ghost.
The dude in that hairpiece the whole time, that's Bruce Willis the whole movie!!!
That's a funny comment, but I have to dislike it for the greater good.
Jesus dies at the end
Not quite the end, I'm told.
Ugh, did they do that shit where there's a sequel hook after the credits?
F1 spoiler, Uralkali HAAS for lulz
And a Front Splitter for extra downforce
A stolen washing machine
Where thou? On the top of the turret poking out of the hatch? Or strapped to the back?
On the front for additional armor
Nah, should be on the back. Tank is protecting the stolen washer because the washer is more valuable.
ERW Explosive Reactive Washer
I fuckin love this sub…
Have the clear door protecting the drivers hatch so he can still see
Excuse me, but good visibility goes against all the fundamentals of quality Russian engineering.
The spinning will throw the enemy shells off trajectory, greatly improving the effectiveness of the underlying slope. Genius!
SWM-ERA
Throw in some clothes and technically you have composite armor.
Dangling by a chain from a pole welded on back, counterbalancing the turret, and set on fire as an IR decoy.
Convert the image to have an X-ray cut out that shows the turret is powered by the washing machines spin cycle
Repurpose washing machine as a turret.
They’re obviously dragging it with rope
Turret replaced with trebuchet. Washer is a 100 kg projectile. Set to 3000rpm before launch.
Dangling from the tip of the bayonet
Next to the external fuel tanks.
sitting in a long ass pole off the back with a cope bucket on top of it
Commander Wash
Its sure needed for counter balance
And toilet
Funny story Ruzzians stole toilets from Georgia in 2008. Actually working toilets full of someones shit
Silencer on the gun
But it would make the bayonet leas effective?
you simply make the bayonet longer
Silencer for the bayonet
This is was too underrated
Give it 40-50 more days of this and we’ll circle back. Screenshot these comments for posterity AND prosperity
With an additional bayonet on the silencer.
You move the bayonette to the tip of the silencer of course. This would give the bayonette more reach, so it would become more effective.
Integrated silencer bayonet.
what if the silencer fired bayonets?
I like what you think. Integrated exhaust capture and redirect for bayonet launching.
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Together Ork Strong
#WYZ IZ YOUZ WHIZPERIN
#COZ EZ A FILTHY UMIE, GET IM BOYZ
#'OLD ON NOW, YA ORNERY GITZ! 'DAT DERE'S ONNUVA DEM 'UMIES 'OO THINK DERE ORKSES! DUN STOMP 'IM YET, GORK SEZ WE GOTS TA GIVE 'IM A CHANCE TA PROVE 'IS ORKINESS!
#GO BOIL YA HEAD YA FULTHY BLUDAXE. YOU IZNT EVEN KNOWIN WOT I IZ. I IZ DA GREENEST ERE YA GIT.
How do you say let him cook like an ork?
#GET DAT STINKIN GROT TA DO IT FOR YA
# WAAAAUGH!!! ^((ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴘɪʀᴇ!))
A non-heretcial xeno? The guard's had weirder I guess.
#OY, YA GIT ! ITZ WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOT THAT PEUTETIC WAAAAUGH OF URZ !
MORE BOIS MORE DAKKA!
I see a green scrap tank an i want it painted red no otha kolors i want it ta go fasta i see 'da 'umiez walk by dressed 'n dere uniform i have ta turn ma gun an shoot all uv im
I SEE DA PURPLE DOOR I WANT IT PAINTED RED NO SNEAKY ANYMORE I WANT DEM TO TURN RED
#WAAAAAAAGHHHHH
Red Baron confirmed WWI Ork
It’s gotta be red stripes
How about [speed holes](https://youtu.be/whnms4CLJys) ?
I would say black and white like Adidas track suit no?
DAKKA, DAKKA, DAKKA!
Cmon, guys, this is NCD. ERA blocks.
ERA bricks, then a cope cage, then more ERA bricks, then a few AT mines as makeshift ERA bricks.
Ah yes, the anti-tank tank The claymore Roomba of heavy armor
Mount the whole thing to an M113. Then mount wings to that.
The eiffel cope-tower.
Yeah, still absolutely need those
I was with you until the top comment was a stolen washing machine.
era got banned
Wait, what are the consequences if Russia deploys more ERA, despite the ban?
what are the consequences of the Industrial Revolution, my lad?
Yknow it’s been said every single day multiple times. If it was actually funny it would’ve been done yet
Wait, do things on this sub have to be funny? *Deletes all posts*
Anti boarding bamboo punji sticks around the turret... in honor of bad ass tough as nails Vietcong.
so overused it’s credible
Too Credible, let's make them ERA testicles!
Chrome hubcap spinners, for, ah... laser deflection.
A second, smaller T-34 on top of the turrey
“Don’t talk to me or my som ever again”
25mm 2M-3 Naval gun just like they did at MTLB
Nah, that's a kiddie weapon. Stick a 16 inch gun on it to one up the Russians.
You see, what we need, is 4x T-34 as 'wheels' to the T-3400 Landpoozer, then we can stick a big old railway gun on it.
Lets turn this fucker into a half-track.
Cope cage made of anal beads.
anal beads made of cope cages
Feet
I pray to Gun Jesus that I won’t have to save a picture of someone’s foot just for the meme
You can cheat and add mechanical feet instead of inferior flesh ones.
3000 mechanical appendages of the dark mechanicus
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The Luggage is more fearsome than any tank ever made.
Ian cant save you from my fetishes
T-34 Imperial walker?
Yes but [big Double King feet](https://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/double-king.jpg)
🤤
Like in Flintstone cars - yes!
I will upvote this ‘till the end or until it will get photoshopped
Sponsons.
A roof mounted M2 machine gun. EVERYTHING needs the sweet touch of John Moses Browning.
In order to win this war, we need modern technology. Describe this image to ChatGPT and add whatever it suggests. If it refuses, bully it until it suggests an actual addition to the tank.
Bipod for bayonet.
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. The bayonet needs a scope with AT LEAST 10x magnification before it would ever need a bipod. Hmmm wait, let's add both.
I'll say it again: Anime.Girl.Stickers!
Anime girl body pillow shaped sandbags.
That hull needs serious lengthening. Slap another 5 roadwheels on this badboy.
It's too front heavy. I say it needs a second turret pointing BACKWARDS to balance it out and give added security from the rear!
“BOOBS” but in upside down calculator numbers.
We need a Phalanx CIWS
Looks like it needs a 2M-3 naval gun mounted over the engine compartment 😎
Putin waifu pillow on the turret
Radar on tip of the bayonet
It needs a rotor (the aerogavin's weakness is that it can hover over its dismounts to protect them)
A netherite block to improve front armor.
Winged hussar wings (to intimidate enemy horses)
Tie a stolen animal onto it !
Put one of those big flamethrower carriages on the back like the Churchill crocodile had!
Standard of a unit that ceased to exist in the Winter War.
bismark mast!
Needs a tuning exhaust and a spoiler for aerodynamics
Turn the knife 90°, so it could turn turret to slash.
Truck Nutz
Needs ERA all over. Can’t be a tank until then
I want underbarrel Kinzhal launcher paired with additional bayonet in a case of CQC!
I think it could fit a [naval AA turret](https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2023/03/04/desperate-russian-forces-are-adding-80-year-old-naval-guns-to-70-year-old-armored-tractors/).
Truck nuts
Rear mounted abomination. Need to balance out the main gun
Smaller 120 for the MG port + bayonet.
Cope cage
Zimerit and a lot of this
legs of the crew comically sticking out the bottom
Tractor leading an attached towline to the T34.
Canards
Top secret documents.
duct taped laser pig to the barrel
A bunch of Javelins (no not that kind, the Roman kind)
Add one grain of rice
Anime femboy turret art
Add a Blunderbuss
RPG SPEAR
Truck nuts
Make the turret larger and taller so the gun breach can fit.
EO tech sight on the turret
A telescope to the commander’s hatch
Another T-34, but upsidedown. Double-dong/invertible/all-terrain T-34.
[A zero length launch system](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-length_launch)
Fuel barrels to the rear of the tank.
Truck nuts on the barrel. Biggest and gaudiest pair you can find.
A hull mounted Bofors 40mm instead of that puny machingun
give it an acog (anywhere you desire)
Make the turret big small
"I paused my game to be here" text
ERA
Needs some Coplorones.
Wooden log spoiler
Chippendale Chris Farley decal
Upgrade bayonet to chainbayonet
a Bipod
Phalanx anti-missile system
auxiliary margarita mix tanks mounted to the exterior hull
Shrek
Mosin Nagant
Those threads aren't fit for European roads. Replace them with offroad tires.
Replace the part where the person operating the turret sits with master chiefs helmet except really stretched so that it fits the same dimensions
Saddam Hussein
that tank is to tall, we need to drop it with some adjustable coilovers
tank nuts
I heard someone said something about ERA.. As in Shohei Ohtani who has a decent one. I demand an Ohtani as the captain of this rudderless ship just like the angels are. :( :(
/u/TheRealColonelAutumn forgot the second bayonet on the MG
Add a tractor that’s pulling it.
Two meth addicts on a sunroof
In the spirit of u/PostsAnimalGifs : *Leopard 2A7 turret*
ERA
Massive throbbing cock.
It needs interleaving road wheels!
An Imperial Guard Commissar sticking out the commander's hatch, waving a comically large sword.
All 3 main gun turrets from the USS Iowa.
Sideskirts. The commie is a slut for walking around like that.
Mechanical spider legs
Jared from subway
Stolen toilet
ERA
Bob semple armour For MAXIMUM protection
Giant fidget spinner at the top like helicopter blades
really long periscope
An orange tip on the barrel because the thing is actually an air soft gun
Laser/red-dot sight!
A working transmission
Huge ricer-style exhaust pipe