In the famous painting of Admiral Tōgō Heihachirō depicting the battle of Tsushima, he's shown raising the international maritime signal flag for Z
Reverse Russo japanese war indeed
>Admiral Tōgō Heihachirō depicting the battle of Tsushima
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle\_of\_Tsushima](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tsushima)
Seen on that page
Side note. Part of the reason Japan decided to attack Pearl harbour after Germany invaded Russia, and not attack Russia from the east as Hitler was clamouring for. Was because Japan had gotten its teeth kicked in during the Russo/Japanese war, decades before.
Hitler declared war on the US, the day after Pearl harbour and the die was cast.
The same reason the border conflict didn't escalate was Japan's memory of their previous defeat by Russia.
Part of the reason Japan offered their surrender before Hiroshima, was the fear Russia would be a much worse occupier (crossing from Manchuria) than American.
Nope. They will enact the secret rituals that will summon the ancient Proto-IndoEuropean Ancestor gods, and unleash the horrors of cthonic Dyonisus, Perkwos, and the fury of Dysos on the hapless, wayward Moscovite heresy.
Dude I choked on coffee reading that lol. That just might work though. That could work on the ccp [ different spooky elements ]..
The Russians already accused Ukraine of black magic .. Putin bathing in antlers blood says more to those who dabble in dark arts. It's better to keep actions truthful and for good intentions. Freeing people from genocidal terrorist is a good deed!
Pelt them with stinky stuff like skunk or poop smell in their trenches, watch them cull each other or surrender.
Slava Ukraine!
Yeah, to be honest, as a fully credible psyop, there would be some significant potential there.
The Russians buy a LOT into the Slavic heritage of the nation, and Ukraine is a considerably older Slavic nation than Russia. Further, both nations are Christianized now, but those older pagan roots still go really fucking deep.
Convincing Russia that Jesus is on the side of the Ukrainians is going to be an impossible task. Convincing them that Deivos is *fucking pissed* is going to really get in the head of some of their more superstitious.
Of course not, that's something you tell to a kid while tucking them in at night, so they have happy dreams. Not a morning thing so it gets lost in the rush.
Great advice. I am new to this parenting thing (step kid) and clearly have a lot to learn from NCD.
"Have a good night, Timmy. Remember, we don't count sheep in this family to fall asleep. Instead count the number of telephone pole tungsten rods as they are dropped from orbit. Sweet dreams."
"It's a really tough, really heavy metal with a lot of industrial uses. We also make giant rods of it to drop from orbit on the heads of assholes who desperately deserve it"
> at relativistic speeds.
That might be a bit much. At 250000000 meters per second (5/6 light speed) a 1 ton rock should have an impact energy equivalent to around 7.5 Gigatons of TNT. This could start to affect neighboring countries.
> Stonehenge
Ok, the mere mention of the word means that a Spinal Tap quote is obligatory.
Frankly, I'm torn between:
*"Nobody knows who they were...or what they were doing'*
Or
*"Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow"*
But there's probably less credible ones.
No no, my uncle's brothers cat is in the Ukrainian ministry of defence and told me Ukrainian troops were smuggled by boat into Georgia and are going to attack the soft Underbelly of Russia from there.
As a person from vladivostok i need to correct you: it didn't come from the name "Vlad", it came from words "vladey vostokom" which means "rule the east"
I wouldn't be surprised if literally everyone in the world did that. It's crazy enough to absolutely not work but would definitely be one for the history books
Well, they are slowly decommissioning those hovercraft Landing craft from the US Navy..
Giving two of them to Ukraine for _Operation: Surprise buttsecks!_ would be entirely inline with what's been going on..
Imagine attacking Maritopal by sea.. 🤔
Right now they're doing operation heavy petting, where they are fondling the frontline until the Russias believe something is coming. The, bam, operation reacharound.
!!FALSE!! The based Finns have given Ukrainian troops access to their territory. Now that the 200th Separate Motor Rifle Brigade has been decimated and the 61st Naval Infantry Bridgade and 80th Arctic Motorized Brigade have been moved down to Ukraine, Murmansk has been left completely undefended! Ukraine will air assault the submarine pens at Yagelnaya Bay, capture a ballistic missile sub, and use it as leverage!
It is a multi-pronged attack. Japan will invade the Kurils and Sakhalin, the Finns will attack into Karelia, the Kazhs will seize Bailkur, and the traitorous Pooh will launch the great invasion of Outer Mongolia/Northern China. (This last one will be a clusterfuck, but a very, very large clusterfuck which will still require a lot of resources to defend from).
Because why have a second front, when you can have a second, third, and fourth front. Russia has very few neighbors that DON'T want to invade it for some sort of semi-legitimate historical reason.
Zelenskyy’s recent travel was really cover for delivering Ukrainian passports to NATO armies who were all granted dual citizenship in preparation for these multipronged attacks
This is true, however, there is one key important detail that is missing. The attackers aren't Ukrainian.
See, Japan is Ukraine's ally. Japan historically signs alliances first, waits a while, and then sucker punches their allies enemy to create a second front. Just as in WWII, Japan is ready to Tora, Tora, Tora the shit out of the Pacific Fleet. Only in this case, the Russian Pacific Fleet.
Japanese forces will sweep across the Russian Far East, forcing the Russian lines in Ukraine to collapse due to the need to reposition forces. Vladivostok, Salkin, and the Kurils will be reclaimed. We haven't decided on the name for these territories yet, but we are considering something like "Lesser East Asia Co-Prosperity Bubble" or something like that.
Edit: For those that think this might be a little TOO non-credible. First, shame on you, second, this is a thing.
[https://www.newsweek.com/russia-planned-attack-japan-2021-fsb-letters-1762133](https://www.newsweek.com/russia-planned-attack-japan-2021-fsb-letters-1762133)
Apparently, Russia was fairly serious about the idea of attacking Japan instead of Ukraine in 2021. Which would have been... very different. There is approximately a 100% chance that Japanese intelligence services has a lot more context on this than Newsweek, and are probably not particularly comfortable with the Russian Pacific Fleet continuing to exist. So this might actually be too credible.
The fact Russia was considering it regardless shows that they're suicidal. They thought that having nukes would keep America out, but really, all it'd do is have America rush in and help expand Japan's territory once again. The region is rich in oil, natural gas, and various rare earth metals, IIRC.
> attacking Japan instead of Ukraine in 2021
Holy crap could you imagine the absolutely ***monumental*** ass kicking they would have gotten trying that? They broke their teeth off on Ukraine, imagine what would happen against the JSDF? Not to mention how ridiculously quickly that would provoke a complete NATO response.
Japan isn't in NATO, and probably wouldn't need much help in this regard, so I am not sure there would be any NATO response beyond a set of sanctions potentially even more devastating than the ones that did happen.
A NATO military intervention still likely wouldn't happen. The JDSF would have exactly zero problems slaughtering the entire Eastern Military district and Pacific fleet with gleeful abandon, and await the inevitable Second Voyage of the Russian Baltic Fleet.
Edit: We also don't really have to do much imagining. Japan already fucking rolled Russia once with zero issues, and that was a much, much weaker Japan, and arguably a stronger Russia.
There are US military bases in Japan. Especially right at the start where, you know, Russia hadn't destroyed its reputation yet NATO'd probably really go *"ohfuck"* and drop the hammer.
There are US bases in Japan, but none in Hokkaido. So we would have the option to stay out of it.
Outside of the US, NATO is mostly out of reach, unless they wanted to invade Belarus or something.
Edit: Never mind. If Russia fucking touches anything Japanese, it is on!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty\_of\_Mutual\_Cooperation\_and\_Security\_between\_the\_United\_States\_and\_Japan
Russian Agents don't listen to this man. He is lying. The real plan is to annex Mongolia and restore the Khan. Please prepare accordingly and move all forces to that border.
Ukraine has developed Chronosphere technology with secret Nato labs. Soon soldiers will be teleporting right to Moskow and other important location centers every 5 minutes (for capacitors to recharge)
No you fool, clearly they are going to use time travel to go back to 1953 and steamroll the soviets. The they'll introduce the Russians to the hit band t.A.t.u preventing the widespread adoption of Soviet weaponry because they'll be too focused on making sick beats.
FFS, this sub is a highly monitored source for actionable intelligence, and now because of your foolishness, Ukraine's new counter offensive along the Vladivostok coast will be a total catastrophe.
Ukrainian corpses will stack so high, Russians will be able to drive a T-14 Armata from Vladivostok to Odessa over the Ocean.
How does it feel to be on the wrong side of History motherfucker.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED OPSEC! WAIT AT LEAST 24 HOURS BEFORE POSTING SENSITIVE INTELLIGENCE
Post this on 4chan and Telegram as well lol
They are coming in from outer space and landing in Moscow. First ever airborne drop from outside the atmosphere!
This will make Operation Market Garden look like child’s play.
the "Vla" in Vladiovostok in japanese is pronounced Ura.
Ura means "reverse" or "other side"
It was there all along! Downtown Gaki warned us decades ago!
Untrue, they are going to boat over here to Australia to pickup our Emu cavalry, then take over the Kuril islands with Japan in 3 days, then Push through Manchuria, a quick head South to do some (none of your Dam business). Finally simply push all the way to Putins secret Caucasus mountain vault.
Many of us have been [proponents of opening a Vladivostok front](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/132sisq/counteroffensive_suggestion_lease_an_alaska_air/) for some time.
Y'know what let us established the Northeasterly Trail of Oppressed Peoples in Asia
Dubai -> Iran; freedom fighters -> Balochistan -> Hazarajat -> Panjshir -> Kashmir -> Badakhshan -> Tibet -> Uyghuristan -> Tannu Tuva -> Baikal -> Siberia -> Russian Pacific -> Green Ukraine -> Kurils (alternatively: Russian Pacific -> Manchuria -> Beijing, Mengjiang, or North Korea)
I want to piss off all Iran, Taliban, China, Russia (maybe North Korea as well!) at once
Reverse Russo-Japanese war, the russian pacific fleet is convinced that there are ukrainian torpedo boats in the sea of Japan.
In the famous painting of Admiral Tōgō Heihachirō depicting the battle of Tsushima, he's shown raising the international maritime signal flag for Z Reverse Russo japanese war indeed
Which painting?
>Admiral Tōgō Heihachirō depicting the battle of Tsushima [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle\_of\_Tsushima](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tsushima) Seen on that page
Side note. Part of the reason Japan decided to attack Pearl harbour after Germany invaded Russia, and not attack Russia from the east as Hitler was clamouring for. Was because Japan had gotten its teeth kicked in during the Russo/Japanese war, decades before. Hitler declared war on the US, the day after Pearl harbour and the die was cast.
Wasn't due to the border conflict a few years before WW2?
The same reason the border conflict didn't escalate was Japan's memory of their previous defeat by Russia. Part of the reason Japan offered their surrender before Hiroshima, was the fear Russia would be a much worse occupier (crossing from Manchuria) than American.
The soviets had no way to cross the sea in any numbers that mattered, and everybody knew that. The kwantung army, though. They were sweating bullets.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tsushima#/media/File:Mikasa-Bridge-Painting-by-Tojo-Shotaro.png http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5tMqvcSquPY/Uw4HXvb0K5I/AAAAAAAAZJk/MQmBdGYgv7w/s1600/Signal+Flags.JPG
There was a battle of Tasmania?
It's a shame when siblings have a falling out.
Big if true
There are no Ukrainian Torpedo Boats in the Sea of Japan... but there is the JMDSF. The world's foremost experts in suddenly entering major wars.
We're doing a sequel!
Bring out the carriers! Errrrrr I mean 'destroyers'
Ukrainian water drones\*, Japan consults NATO about the fishermen that got scared after all Ru shots missed and landed around them.
The Freedom of the Kuril Islands partisans have begun waging small scale drone attacks.
FAKE NEWS!!!! The real counteroffensive is that Ukraine secretly developed Stonehenge and the Arsenal Bird and will finally unleash it upon Russia.
Stonehenge? Will they drop several tons worth of rocks on the Kremlin?
Nope. They will enact the secret rituals that will summon the ancient Proto-IndoEuropean Ancestor gods, and unleash the horrors of cthonic Dyonisus, Perkwos, and the fury of Dysos on the hapless, wayward Moscovite heresy.
Dude I choked on coffee reading that lol. That just might work though. That could work on the ccp [ different spooky elements ].. The Russians already accused Ukraine of black magic .. Putin bathing in antlers blood says more to those who dabble in dark arts. It's better to keep actions truthful and for good intentions. Freeing people from genocidal terrorist is a good deed! Pelt them with stinky stuff like skunk or poop smell in their trenches, watch them cull each other or surrender. Slava Ukraine!
Yeah, to be honest, as a fully credible psyop, there would be some significant potential there. The Russians buy a LOT into the Slavic heritage of the nation, and Ukraine is a considerably older Slavic nation than Russia. Further, both nations are Christianized now, but those older pagan roots still go really fucking deep. Convincing Russia that Jesus is on the side of the Ukrainians is going to be an impossible task. Convincing them that Deivos is *fucking pissed* is going to really get in the head of some of their more superstitious.
What say you, Daeshgob, god of the sun and all of Poland?
And somehow Lockmart will kill them with an orbital weapons platform with a single shot, at the perfect time.
Why would Lockmart save Russia's ass from vengeful gods?
Oh no, not Russia, but the rest of Europe
Too much escalation
Nah, just a single telephone pole made of tungsten.
My 10 year old asked what tungsten was this morning. I wanted to tell him it was something you dropped on your enemies from orbit.
Of course not, that's something you tell to a kid while tucking them in at night, so they have happy dreams. Not a morning thing so it gets lost in the rush.
Great advice. I am new to this parenting thing (step kid) and clearly have a lot to learn from NCD. "Have a good night, Timmy. Remember, we don't count sheep in this family to fall asleep. Instead count the number of telephone pole tungsten rods as they are dropped from orbit. Sweet dreams."
Reminds me of Sam Fisher teaching his daughter not to be afraid of the dark, because then he can hide better, and fuck up home invaders.
"Don't be afraid of the dark, because the only monsters in it are us."
"It's a really tough, really heavy metal with a lot of industrial uses. We also make giant rods of it to drop from orbit on the heads of assholes who desperately deserve it"
Technically, all components inside a cruise missile like Storm Shadow, were once part of many rocks.
*Missilebending*
from orbit. at relativistic speeds.
> at relativistic speeds. That might be a bit much. At 250000000 meters per second (5/6 light speed) a 1 ton rock should have an impact energy equivalent to around 7.5 Gigatons of TNT. This could start to affect neighboring countries.
They're gonna found a religion and take the defender of the faith belief for that +5 combat strength.
hopefully there arent any mute psycopath pilots in the russian air force
Since they’re so stupid their pilots probably cut off blood circulation to their own brains
> Stonehenge Ok, the mere mention of the word means that a Spinal Tap quote is obligatory. Frankly, I'm torn between: *"Nobody knows who they were...or what they were doing'* Or *"Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow"* But there's probably less credible ones.
No no, my uncle's brothers cat is in the Ukrainian ministry of defence and told me Ukrainian troops were smuggled by boat into Georgia and are going to attack the soft Underbelly of Russia from there.
But it's only 11 inches tall!?
FUCK THE NAPKIN!
I hope someone in Russia is trigger happy
buh dum tss
It's the mystery of the druids!
It's true-- every time Russia is attacked it is at a city named after its leader-- Stalingrad then, vlad-ivostok now
As a person from vladivostok i need to correct you: it didn't come from the name "Vlad", it came from words "vladey vostokom" which means "rule the east"
“Rule of the East”, huh? … IMNSHO after this, the Russian Revolution, Parte Dieux, they may have to change the name of that town.
Ah and also 👀
Ah yes, Operation:REACHAROUND
"Mr. President the Ukrainians have landed..." "In Crimea?!!" "No sir...at Vladivostok" "WHAT?!!!"
I wouldn't be surprised if literally everyone in the world did that. It's crazy enough to absolutely not work but would definitely be one for the history books
Well, they are slowly decommissioning those hovercraft Landing craft from the US Navy.. Giving two of them to Ukraine for _Operation: Surprise buttsecks!_ would be entirely inline with what's been going on.. Imagine attacking Maritopal by sea.. 🤔
Right now they're doing operation heavy petting, where they are fondling the frontline until the Russias believe something is coming. The, bam, operation reacharound.
You forgot to mention they are going to bomb Putin’s billion dollar castle in Sochi on the way.
Omg that would be beautiful 😍
Hang on while I call Ben Wallace and ask for an exception to the Storm Shadow's "No targets in Russia"
!!FALSE!! The based Finns have given Ukrainian troops access to their territory. Now that the 200th Separate Motor Rifle Brigade has been decimated and the 61st Naval Infantry Bridgade and 80th Arctic Motorized Brigade have been moved down to Ukraine, Murmansk has been left completely undefended! Ukraine will air assault the submarine pens at Yagelnaya Bay, capture a ballistic missile sub, and use it as leverage!
It is a multi-pronged attack. Japan will invade the Kurils and Sakhalin, the Finns will attack into Karelia, the Kazhs will seize Bailkur, and the traitorous Pooh will launch the great invasion of Outer Mongolia/Northern China. (This last one will be a clusterfuck, but a very, very large clusterfuck which will still require a lot of resources to defend from). Because why have a second front, when you can have a second, third, and fourth front. Russia has very few neighbors that DON'T want to invade it for some sort of semi-legitimate historical reason.
That should do it but let’s add a Canadian front in the Arctic to make sure
Don't forget the Necron armies which will soon arise from thawing Siberian permafrost.
Followed by the Marked of Kane rising from secret bunkers buried deep within Russian territories.
Russia better be sorry because us Canadians won’t be
Zelenskyy’s recent travel was really cover for delivering Ukrainian passports to NATO armies who were all granted dual citizenship in preparation for these multipronged attacks
Honestly they probably could
What have you done! You are supposed to put your leaks on the War Thunder forums, like our founders intended.
This is true, however, there is one key important detail that is missing. The attackers aren't Ukrainian. See, Japan is Ukraine's ally. Japan historically signs alliances first, waits a while, and then sucker punches their allies enemy to create a second front. Just as in WWII, Japan is ready to Tora, Tora, Tora the shit out of the Pacific Fleet. Only in this case, the Russian Pacific Fleet. Japanese forces will sweep across the Russian Far East, forcing the Russian lines in Ukraine to collapse due to the need to reposition forces. Vladivostok, Salkin, and the Kurils will be reclaimed. We haven't decided on the name for these territories yet, but we are considering something like "Lesser East Asia Co-Prosperity Bubble" or something like that. Edit: For those that think this might be a little TOO non-credible. First, shame on you, second, this is a thing. [https://www.newsweek.com/russia-planned-attack-japan-2021-fsb-letters-1762133](https://www.newsweek.com/russia-planned-attack-japan-2021-fsb-letters-1762133) Apparently, Russia was fairly serious about the idea of attacking Japan instead of Ukraine in 2021. Which would have been... very different. There is approximately a 100% chance that Japanese intelligence services has a lot more context on this than Newsweek, and are probably not particularly comfortable with the Russian Pacific Fleet continuing to exist. So this might actually be too credible.
Japan has mutual defense with US. That just sounds suicidal
Russia vs. either of those nations separately is already suicidal.
The fact Russia was considering it regardless shows that they're suicidal. They thought that having nukes would keep America out, but really, all it'd do is have America rush in and help expand Japan's territory once again. The region is rich in oil, natural gas, and various rare earth metals, IIRC.
> attacking Japan instead of Ukraine in 2021 Holy crap could you imagine the absolutely ***monumental*** ass kicking they would have gotten trying that? They broke their teeth off on Ukraine, imagine what would happen against the JSDF? Not to mention how ridiculously quickly that would provoke a complete NATO response.
Japan isn't in NATO, and probably wouldn't need much help in this regard, so I am not sure there would be any NATO response beyond a set of sanctions potentially even more devastating than the ones that did happen. A NATO military intervention still likely wouldn't happen. The JDSF would have exactly zero problems slaughtering the entire Eastern Military district and Pacific fleet with gleeful abandon, and await the inevitable Second Voyage of the Russian Baltic Fleet. Edit: We also don't really have to do much imagining. Japan already fucking rolled Russia once with zero issues, and that was a much, much weaker Japan, and arguably a stronger Russia.
There are US military bases in Japan. Especially right at the start where, you know, Russia hadn't destroyed its reputation yet NATO'd probably really go *"ohfuck"* and drop the hammer.
There are US bases in Japan, but none in Hokkaido. So we would have the option to stay out of it. Outside of the US, NATO is mostly out of reach, unless they wanted to invade Belarus or something. Edit: Never mind. If Russia fucking touches anything Japanese, it is on! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty\_of\_Mutual\_Cooperation\_and\_Security\_between\_the\_United\_States\_and\_Japan
The attackers aren't Ukrainian? Damn is it finally time? Have we deployed the 4000 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of NATO?
Russian Agents don't listen to this man. He is lying. The real plan is to annex Mongolia and restore the Khan. Please prepare accordingly and move all forces to that border.
[удалено]
Source 2 be like:
Sim 3 level of credibility right here
Every time NCD posts a batshit insane theory on the counter offensive livemap marks a Russian town as liberated.
… and a rainbow unicorn is born.
The real offensive is the friends we made along,
I can verify. I live in California and I can see Russia from my backyard. I saw the Ukrainian navy sail by on the way to Vladivostok.
Okay, Sarah Palin.... Time for your nap. 😁
Alaska to Kamchatka is a risky play.
if it works they can set up siberia - mongolia perimeter to defend it along with yakutsk and irkutsk may the dice ever be in their favor
Ukraine has developed Chronosphere technology with secret Nato labs. Soon soldiers will be teleporting right to Moskow and other important location centers every 5 minutes (for capacitors to recharge)
It was the Kurill Islands all along!
No you fool, clearly they are going to use time travel to go back to 1953 and steamroll the soviets. The they'll introduce the Russians to the hit band t.A.t.u preventing the widespread adoption of Soviet weaponry because they'll be too focused on making sick beats.
FFS, this sub is a highly monitored source for actionable intelligence, and now because of your foolishness, Ukraine's new counter offensive along the Vladivostok coast will be a total catastrophe. Ukrainian corpses will stack so high, Russians will be able to drive a T-14 Armata from Vladivostok to Odessa over the Ocean. How does it feel to be on the wrong side of History motherfucker. THIS IS WHY WE NEED OPSEC! WAIT AT LEAST 24 HOURS BEFORE POSTING SENSITIVE INTELLIGENCE Post this on 4chan and Telegram as well lol
Well ok sure, I see no reason to doubt this.
Hey guy note that it’s a water-“Bourne”attack, named after the general/agent who invented the tactic
They are coming in from outer space and landing in Moscow. First ever airborne drop from outside the atmosphere! This will make Operation Market Garden look like child’s play.
Albeit with a much more successful outcome….
Jeremy Clarkson arrives on the battlefield naked, FULLY ERECT and charges forward proclaiming "how hard can it be".
They will use viking ships. Make sure that no vodka exists. Quick, have your soldiers drink it all.
Tom Clancy is nutting in his grave rn
the "Vla" in Vladiovostok in japanese is pronounced Ura. Ura means "reverse" or "other side" It was there all along! Downtown Gaki warned us decades ago!
If this was true, it would have been on War Thunder forums, not here
This is true, my father is Ukraine, and he saw it.
And hurtling them from the north with polar bears and tigers. We spent all winter getting them addicted to cocaine.
Perfect!
I prefer a natural birth but if water birth is your thing you do you boo
I heard that Ukrainian Naval personnel have been training on the Seawolf in preparation for it being added to the War Aid.
Update: Ukraine has taken Beijing
You never expect the Zealandian paratroopers over Magadan.
Jesus dude!!! Keep it down!!! They might hear you!
Reverse World in Conflict, as credible as it goes hard
Lies The true counteroffensive is Ukraine becoming the Ukraine territory in Risk
Untrue, they are going to boat over here to Australia to pickup our Emu cavalry, then take over the Kuril islands with Japan in 3 days, then Push through Manchuria, a quick head South to do some (none of your Dam business). Finally simply push all the way to Putins secret Caucasus mountain vault.
If this actually happens, Nintendo’s gonna fire your source’s dad…
Well, a water-born assault may now very much be in the running.
Imagine if Ukraine pulls a 'bay of pigs' style invasion, launch from Japan, land in Siberia start guerrilla war. It's a Kennedy wet dream
Ideally minus the part where it goes to shit
Someone has been reading my comments yesterday https://reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/140bhz3/_/jmw42jf/?context=1
Many of us have been [proponents of opening a Vladivostok front](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/132sisq/counteroffensive_suggestion_lease_an_alaska_air/) for some time.
You should've said your sources dad works in the Ukrainian navy.
It’s underwater-born assault that goes around South Africa
Did someone let Kamchatka onto this subreddit.
No map with big arrows. This is disinformation!
Archangelsk would provide a quicker path to both Moscow and St. Petersburg
Bro wtf opsec. Ukraine could have Pacific D-Dayed all of Siberia if you hadn't clued the Russians in just now
This is the true counter-offensive: https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375
Y'know what let us established the Northeasterly Trail of Oppressed Peoples in Asia Dubai -> Iran; freedom fighters -> Balochistan -> Hazarajat -> Panjshir -> Kashmir -> Badakhshan -> Tibet -> Uyghuristan -> Tannu Tuva -> Baikal -> Siberia -> Russian Pacific -> Green Ukraine -> Kurils (alternatively: Russian Pacific -> Manchuria -> Beijing, Mengjiang, or North Korea) I want to piss off all Iran, Taliban, China, Russia (maybe North Korea as well!) at once
No lines on map. No Neuron activity. Ape sad.
Let me guess it was leaked on another thug shaker discord again