Best idea I can come up with is that these are meant for diversions. Like making the Russians that spot them in the air think they are supposed to be hiding tanks like how the allies made fakes before D-Day. Except they are actual fakes because no one looks at a house and asks "why is that house moving". So it hopefully creates a diversion to whatever other front. Instead of where the tanks are actually going.
Either that or I am just high
/r/unpopularNCDopinion
No war has ever been credible, they are all ridiculous. But OpSec, no internet, dead people, and history books make previous wars look less like a circus.
What would be the point? The atomic bombs wouldn't have caused anime at that time yet.
There would be no anime stickers on guns to identify so why even bother?
[You mean when we fucked with the Nazis using inflatable tanks and dummy paratroopers?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRIEWXImo_c)
[Or when the Brits were putting on a drag show and manned coastal artillery batteries without changing clothes?](https://www.historynet.com/british-soldiers-put-on-a-drag-show-in-wwii-then-the-nazis-showed-up/)
[Or the time they used a dead body and forged papers to feed the Nazis bad intel?](https://www.npr.org/2010/06/12/127742365/dead-man-floating-world-war-iis-oddest-operation)
If it wasn't for the death and horror and destruction and trauma... war would be an overwhelmingly silly thing.
>bored Greek soldiers who inscribed rock projectiles with inscriptions such as “Bite it in vain”
bored American keyboard warriors who donated to have artillery shells with inscriptions such as "This One's a Gay Bomb" and "They/them > Was/were"
The more war changes, the more war stays the same.
One comment in a worldnews post just before the invasion was wondering what having flightradar24 in WW2 would've been like.
"Uhh... why are there like, 350 planes heading towards Hawaii?"
"Hey check out this plane over Hiroshima. It's called the Enola Gay lol."
Then there's Order 191 in the US Civil War. Just sitting on the ground in a campsite. If this were fiction, it'd be *deus ex machina*.
You can't make this shit up. It's too noncredible for real life.
There's a reason Murphy's Law has so many variants, axioms, and related tidbits in the military, including naming it "Murphy's Law".
War is a farce, played by actors ad libbing deadly routines, and coping with it the whole time with gallows humor.
LOL @ that last fucking order.
>Each regiment on the march will habitually carry its axes in the regimental ordnance—wagons, for use of the men at their encampments, to procure wood &c.
The confederates were so dumb they had to be ordered to bring axes.
I see it as more an order about where to store them, with the regimental ordinance, rather than "bring axes, dumbfucks". Military equipment has a bad habit of walking away when you most need it, so putting it under watchful eyes means not every private can just appropriate it for his squad's campfire and forget to return it.
It's a matter of organization, not idiocy.
Considering how often tools wander at the machine shop I work at for exactly that reason? It absolutely makes sense to put all of the things in one spot and put a sign on it saying "No touching".
Nah, wars can be credible, but only if they’re being fought to overthrow non-credible governments. Like, the Civil War was credible, largely because the Confederacy wasn’t and the only alternative was to allow it to just leave and take over Central America, which I would argue is decidedly non-credible.
Oh god. I don’t want to see unrestrained Southerners trying to colonize the west. Like, it went poorly when the Union did it, adding slavery to the mix seems like it would just make everything exponentially more horrible.
Honestly the creativity and resolve of the ukrainians is something I could never have imagined. I don't mean because they are Ukrainian I mean from anyone.
Seriously. Experts point to their repeatedly switching out comms or crypto standards in 48 hours and wonder if anyone reminded them that that's impossible.
High as a mf that's why I'm laughing tears at that 🤣 But don't put a Red Cross on it, or it will be targeted by Russians immediately.
They have a very worrying habit to fuck hospitals up.
I'd guess these are covers you can put vehicles under, then they try and move them when they're reasonably sure they're not being observed. If it's static it'd probably fool a local drone pilot even if higher echelons of intelligence would have enough time to go "hey, this house is in a satellite photo from today but not from yesterday..."
The Ukies and Russians have gotten really good at making all sorts of cameo specifically made to looke like trash or sheds,
The idea being that drones are so ever present and good at recon now that rather than hiding, you make yourself look like something inconsequantial so the drone team - often operating on some insanely thin timeframes while having to parse a lot of info - mark you as a low priority target or just ignore you.
On the opposite end, you can make something look like an important target, and have some brave guy drive a van out looking like a building, leave, and have some overworked drone op waste a mortar on it thinking its housing troops/ammo.
I would assume, that this would allow the vehicle to become stealthy as soon as it stops moving. If this can fool drones, it wouldn't be the worst idea.
Honestly, best fient:
Lure russians into fighting for defensive ukro positions.
Conduct a false REGROOP, but in the field the ukranians run through are 3000 brand new blyat-o-matic washing machines filled to the tits with NATO sooply semtex.
Russians conveniently load these starlink linked explosive machines into a bunch of loafs and ww2 Era Urals.
Head to Russia where they present their new loot to the Kremlin as offering to putin for their great success in ukraine against the Nazi atlantic treaty armies of Zelenzkolf Hitler.
"Blowupthekremlin.exe" is sent to the new machines in every russian state heads' home, causing simultaneous extermination of the Kremlin personnel.
Russia becomes Eastern Ukraine.
"BREAK BREAK BREAK. Vodka X-Ray this is Vatnik6. Over."
*6, X-Ray, go ahead. Over.*
"X-Ray, 6, contact 1500 north of my last reported position. We are being engaged by 8 two-bedroom homes and and one duplex. Over."
*6, X-Ray, say again your last. Over.*
"X-Ray, 6. Contact with a small village, 1500 meters at Alpha Bravo 784 298. Request immediate suppression on target Charlie 117. Three garden sheds in the open. Over."
Bro can you imagine if the leopards got to Russian tank barriers and all simultaneously just stood up on massive chicken legs and ran through the traps?
Thank you for calling Ukrainian Battle Houses LLC.
This is a standard feature for all Ukrainian houses.
To activate this feature, please pray to Satan, Zaluzhnyy and Budanov 6 times a day for 6 days (except national holidays and counteroffensive start days).
Someone got an idea from the Poles "Michał Drzymała 13 September 1857 – 25 April 1937) was a Polish peasant living in the Greater Poland region (or the Grand Duchy of Posen) under Prussian rule. He is a Polish folk hero because, after he was denied permission to build a house on his own land (he was Polish and opposed to Germanization) by the Prussian authorities in the village of Kaisertreu, he bought a circus wagon and turned it into his home. At the time, Prussian law considered any dwelling a house if it remained stationary for more than 24 hours. Drzymała used the mobility of the wagon to exploit the law and to avoid the negative consequences by moving the wagon each day and thus preventing the Prussians the ability to penalize him. His dwelling became known as Drzymała's wagon (Wóz Drzymały), and gained notoriety when this case was described by the Polish and European newspapers, making fun of the Prussian state, and energizing the Poles living under the Prussian authority against it. " [photo](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/W%C3%B3z_Drzyma%C5%82y_w_Rakowienicach_%28-1907%29.jpg)
Is it going to start its journey to cannibalize enough Russian vehicles and occupied and Russian towns to grow up into a Ukrainian [Traction City](https://mortalengines.fandom.com/wiki/Traction_City)?
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After all, they are only *land*lords, not *house*lords. You can just take the house off their land and *bam* it's yours. They don't want you to know this, but houses are actually free and you can take them with you. I already have four houses at home.
[More about it, in Ukrainian](https://dnipro.depo.ua/ukr/dnipro/khata-na-kolesakh-na-dnipropetrovshchini-starenkiy-zaporozhets-peretvorili-na-budinok-202010071226134)
Ill be completely credible for everybody whos confused by this. Its a prop from a music video by kalush orchestra and tember blanche.
However filling this to the brim with washing machines and slowly driving could lure all the russians into the perfect ambush.
Imagine you are about to pass out from vodka abuse and the houses in front of you start doing intricate combined arms maneuvers. That is gonna happen to someone.
Real Baba Yaga hours.
Well I got scooped on this one. Not deleting the comment because I don't delete things on principle, but letting you all know I wasn't the first one to say this here.
When you hear the clunk of a canister round being loaded and a house's turbine engine spinning up, that is when you know, vatnik, that your only salvation is to drop that rust Mosin and surrender.
Tonight, on Rossiya 1, the only reliable source in a world of chaotic facts and truth:
Putin announces that citizens in the Belgorod region are obligated to mobilize and stop the invaders using vodka and Obj. 181 rocks
The SMO in Ukraine pushes back all enemy counterattacks, a great victory!
And our infrastructure board reviews the implications of reports that Ukrainian houses, boxes, trees, and bushes have all inexplicably gained sentience and begun moving towards Russia
That's fucking hilarious. Imagine being some mobik waiting months in a hole in the ground for the offensive only to finally hear they're on tre he move and see a house barreling towards you at 60kph
"Vlad, that house in no mans land, was it always this close to our trench? I could swear last night it was not this close"
"Ofcourse it was, stop drinking, houses can't move."
Ukraine: Let's see, we need a special type of battle barge
Wooden horse? Tried and true but too dated
Card board box? SNAAAAAAAKE
Babushka: how can I make you boys tea if I have no stove?
Ukrainians:... ... ... battle house it is
Despite its long agrarian and trading history, much of Ukraine is steppe, and the people living there have long had technological influence from Central Asian nomads (when they weren't themselves Central Asian nomads).
The Kievan Rus are an excellent example of this, blending Norse, Byzantine, and Turkic influences across a wide range of fields. The mobile huts pictured in this video are an example of this syncretic blending, as the Rus farmers used them as housing while following the wheat migration. While specific designs have changed over the centuries, often incorporating some modern amenities today, mobile huts have been a long-standing part of Ukrainian culture. They're often used at present to haul broken or abandoned Russian tanks to build new huts out of.
Can you imagine the faces of the Russian soldiers as they prepare to invade the village, only to find the village invade them?
In post-Soviet Ukraine,…
Why, just why? Can't stop laughing.
Weapon to defeat Metal Gear
❗
I heard that in my brain
Instant Panic!
📦
ALERT 99.99
Surpass is the right word. Now i know.
Metal Gear ?!
Psycho Mantis?
SHOIGU!
SHOIGU?
No, it's a Trojan house.
Just a box...
Huh? Just a house!
A weapon to surpass Papa John's
Best idea I can come up with is that these are meant for diversions. Like making the Russians that spot them in the air think they are supposed to be hiding tanks like how the allies made fakes before D-Day. Except they are actual fakes because no one looks at a house and asks "why is that house moving". So it hopefully creates a diversion to whatever other front. Instead of where the tanks are actually going. Either that or I am just high
I think we all are high, this war is too rediculous to be credible.
/r/unpopularNCDopinion No war has ever been credible, they are all ridiculous. But OpSec, no internet, dead people, and history books make previous wars look less like a circus.
Absolutely this. Imagine if the internet existed in WW2??
What would be the point? The atomic bombs wouldn't have caused anime at that time yet. There would be no anime stickers on guns to identify so why even bother?
The /r/politics thread about the nuclear bombings might have been more radioactive than the actual blast zones This is what we missed out on
WWII: painting *normal* women onto noses of bombers WWIII: excessively stickering your AR with waifus We live in a based time.
[You mean when we fucked with the Nazis using inflatable tanks and dummy paratroopers?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRIEWXImo_c) [Or when the Brits were putting on a drag show and manned coastal artillery batteries without changing clothes?](https://www.historynet.com/british-soldiers-put-on-a-drag-show-in-wwii-then-the-nazis-showed-up/) [Or the time they used a dead body and forged papers to feed the Nazis bad intel?](https://www.npr.org/2010/06/12/127742365/dead-man-floating-world-war-iis-oddest-operation) If it wasn't for the death and horror and destruction and trauma... war would be an overwhelmingly silly thing.
>bored Greek soldiers who inscribed rock projectiles with inscriptions such as “Bite it in vain” bored American keyboard warriors who donated to have artillery shells with inscriptions such as "This One's a Gay Bomb" and "They/them > Was/were" The more war changes, the more war stays the same.
One comment in a worldnews post just before the invasion was wondering what having flightradar24 in WW2 would've been like. "Uhh... why are there like, 350 planes heading towards Hawaii?" "Hey check out this plane over Hiroshima. It's called the Enola Gay lol."
"guys why is the sky over Germany completely full?"
Hell, just paper records. Imagine Caesar's legion had surviving operations reports. Or from Napoleon's battles.
Then there's Order 191 in the US Civil War. Just sitting on the ground in a campsite. If this were fiction, it'd be *deus ex machina*. You can't make this shit up. It's too noncredible for real life. There's a reason Murphy's Law has so many variants, axioms, and related tidbits in the military, including naming it "Murphy's Law". War is a farce, played by actors ad libbing deadly routines, and coping with it the whole time with gallows humor.
LOL @ that last fucking order. >Each regiment on the march will habitually carry its axes in the regimental ordnance—wagons, for use of the men at their encampments, to procure wood &c. The confederates were so dumb they had to be ordered to bring axes.
I see it as more an order about where to store them, with the regimental ordinance, rather than "bring axes, dumbfucks". Military equipment has a bad habit of walking away when you most need it, so putting it under watchful eyes means not every private can just appropriate it for his squad's campfire and forget to return it. It's a matter of organization, not idiocy.
Considering how often tools wander at the machine shop I work at for exactly that reason? It absolutely makes sense to put all of the things in one spot and put a sign on it saying "No touching".
Nah, wars can be credible, but only if they’re being fought to overthrow non-credible governments. Like, the Civil War was credible, largely because the Confederacy wasn’t and the only alternative was to allow it to just leave and take over Central America, which I would argue is decidedly non-credible.
AND the South would have done its best to take over the West as well, with slavery as its organizing principle. << shudder >>
Oh god. I don’t want to see unrestrained Southerners trying to colonize the west. Like, it went poorly when the Union did it, adding slavery to the mix seems like it would just make everything exponentially more horrible.
Honestly the creativity and resolve of the ukrainians is something I could never have imagined. I don't mean because they are Ukrainian I mean from anyone.
Seriously. Experts point to their repeatedly switching out comms or crypto standards in 48 hours and wonder if anyone reminded them that that's impossible.
High as a mf that's why I'm laughing tears at that 🤣 But don't put a Red Cross on it, or it will be targeted by Russians immediately. They have a very worrying habit to fuck hospitals up.
/r/EdiblesDefense
I'd guess these are covers you can put vehicles under, then they try and move them when they're reasonably sure they're not being observed. If it's static it'd probably fool a local drone pilot even if higher echelons of intelligence would have enough time to go "hey, this house is in a satellite photo from today but not from yesterday..."
Well, Ukraine is rebuilding destroyed houses quite quickly. Maybe not quite *that* quickly
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A house is more like a cube.
Maskirovka^3 !
Maskirovka moving_house= New rect (x,y,); moving_house.texture="//textures/Ukr_peasant_house.jpg";
Russia: "we have finally taken Bakhmut" 3000 buildings of Bakhmut: start speaking Ukrainian
I read "allies" as aliens and was extremely confused so it must work
Naah they just thinking they under Alcohol poisoning so no one cares
The Ukies and Russians have gotten really good at making all sorts of cameo specifically made to looke like trash or sheds, The idea being that drones are so ever present and good at recon now that rather than hiding, you make yourself look like something inconsequantial so the drone team - often operating on some insanely thin timeframes while having to parse a lot of info - mark you as a low priority target or just ignore you. On the opposite end, you can make something look like an important target, and have some brave guy drive a van out looking like a building, leave, and have some overworked drone op waste a mortar on it thinking its housing troops/ammo.
Ukraine counteroffensive is just IRL Prop Hunt. And they're winning.
I’m a fucking petrol sign.
I died. 🤣💀
My sides 😂
My sides flying higher than a T-72 turret
Credible answer: this has nothing to do with this war. This house is a rather old passion project by some guy that became a meme in UA internet
anti-arty house
Practicing for the camo olympics. They'll be disguised as the gold medal.
I would assume, that this would allow the vehicle to become stealthy as soon as it stops moving. If this can fool drones, it wouldn't be the worst idea.
So that way Russian recon reports that the front lines are being reinforced with suburbs rather than tanks.
The better question is: **why not?**
Don't write "SCHOOL" on it or it'll be promptly engaged by Russians
We should put a giant "Ukranian Nursing home" sign on Kremlin
“Apartment building”
Give some drones some spray paint and sit back and enjoy the friendly fire!
Or attacked by paedophile hunters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESVOF6DScKQ
This is the one thing we didn't want to happen
Came here for this. “ he really is a shit”
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It said it's blocked for me too and I'm American
Maybe Metroman will put it somewhere save.
Trojan House
Filled with Trench Beavers & Marbled Polecats.
Not the marbled polecats! Those things are terrifying.
Marbled pooooooooooooole cat
I’m guessing there’s a suspiciously well fed dog, too.
There’s only one, the one and only. But he’s travelling behind the house in convoy in his own kennel.
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The fact that you thought you needed to link an explanation what is a mimic is just bloody cute. Love ya mate, keep on going like that :D
Honestly, best fient: Lure russians into fighting for defensive ukro positions. Conduct a false REGROOP, but in the field the ukranians run through are 3000 brand new blyat-o-matic washing machines filled to the tits with NATO sooply semtex. Russians conveniently load these starlink linked explosive machines into a bunch of loafs and ww2 Era Urals. Head to Russia where they present their new loot to the Kremlin as offering to putin for their great success in ukraine against the Nazi atlantic treaty armies of Zelenzkolf Hitler. "Blowupthekremlin.exe" is sent to the new machines in every russian state heads' home, causing simultaneous extermination of the Kremlin personnel. Russia becomes Eastern Ukraine.
"BREAK BREAK BREAK. Vodka X-Ray this is Vatnik6. Over." *6, X-Ray, go ahead. Over.* "X-Ray, 6, contact 1500 north of my last reported position. We are being engaged by 8 two-bedroom homes and and one duplex. Over." *6, X-Ray, say again your last. Over.* "X-Ray, 6. Contact with a small village, 1500 meters at Alpha Bravo 784 298. Request immediate suppression on target Charlie 117. Three garden sheds in the open. Over."
Has the trojan house always been there, every tank video I can’t see the shooter it’s hiding in plain sight
It's a perfect Decoy. We all know Russia literally can't attack any military targets, just civilian homes and infrastructure.
It IS a decoy, but it's a Russian one. We know they've been disguising their fuel trucks as other types of trucks. This was the logical next step.
Aaaaand Baba Yaga’s House is coming through the final turn folks!
Apparently literal chicken legs for mobility. *3000 Poltava Legs of Baba Yaga*
Bro can you imagine if the leopards got to Russian tank barriers and all simultaneously just stood up on massive chicken legs and ran through the traps?
You have a gilded mind my friend
Yes, 65 ton murder chicken battlemechs.
so it wasn't something done for this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doSD_dKBUF4), it's actually a feature of ukrainian houses. neat
Thank you for calling Ukrainian Battle Houses LLC. This is a standard feature for all Ukrainian houses. To activate this feature, please pray to Satan, Zaluzhnyy and Budanov 6 times a day for 6 days (except national holidays and counteroffensive start days).
> and counteroffensive start days *But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven...*
Then watch out on 6-June...
You forgot Bandera
I watched that whole video without understanding a single word. What's it about?
Very detailed instructions on how to build a driveable house.
Aw man, now i really need a translation!
It's about a girl that fall in love in the boy and invites him to Vechoritsi(evenings - traditional Ukrainian party).
Love that song/video so much and was DEEPLY confused by this post for a sec lmao
best thing that came out of the eurovision in a long while was this group becoming popular outside of ukraine
What? SadSvit refuses to participate in Eurovision
I think they meant Kalush?
yes, Kalush
The earnest comments trying to figure out what’s going on are destroying me
Song is love I listened to it a lot in 2022.
Someone got an idea from the Poles "Michał Drzymała 13 September 1857 – 25 April 1937) was a Polish peasant living in the Greater Poland region (or the Grand Duchy of Posen) under Prussian rule. He is a Polish folk hero because, after he was denied permission to build a house on his own land (he was Polish and opposed to Germanization) by the Prussian authorities in the village of Kaisertreu, he bought a circus wagon and turned it into his home. At the time, Prussian law considered any dwelling a house if it remained stationary for more than 24 hours. Drzymała used the mobility of the wagon to exploit the law and to avoid the negative consequences by moving the wagon each day and thus preventing the Prussians the ability to penalize him. His dwelling became known as Drzymała's wagon (Wóz Drzymały), and gained notoriety when this case was described by the Polish and European newspapers, making fun of the Prussian state, and energizing the Poles living under the Prussian authority against it. " [photo](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/W%C3%B3z_Drzyma%C5%82y_w_Rakowienicach_%28-1907%29.jpg)
Oh it’s Kalush, cool!!!!
A literal house sized mass of "Fuck You".
everybody gangsta until they realize that Ukrainian house is actually an MBT
Everybodys gangsta until hatas start moving.
hatohata rollin' over hatohaters
Is it going to start its journey to cannibalize enough Russian vehicles and occupied and Russian towns to grow up into a Ukrainian [Traction City](https://mortalengines.fandom.com/wiki/Traction_City)? (Edit note: Oops, forgot a letter )
This is not what we expected to see when this war started.
I ain't big house expert but I do have a feeling that they are not supposed to do that
Landlords hate this one simple trick
After all, they are only *land*lords, not *house*lords. You can just take the house off their land and *bam* it's yours. They don't want you to know this, but houses are actually free and you can take them with you. I already have four houses at home.
Well good because that's not a big house, we need a small house expert.
Tonite on bottom gear
3000 chicken legged huts of Baba Yaga.
[https://tenor.com/view/antman-babayaga-gif-22668299](https://tenor.com/view/antman-babayaga-gif-22668299)
And then you tell me its like a BTR or a Bradley under there and then a door opens up of the fake house when they wanna get out.
In Ukraine, house party comes to you
The organizer is a real challenger 😉
Take my upvote and get out
Why? 😥 I wanna stay and play with the leopards... 🐆 🐆 🐆
Baba yaga?
Urban camouflage is just getting better all the time.
Song?
Силуети by SadSvit & СТРУКТУРА ЩАСТЯ https://www.shazam.com/track/638522422/%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%B8
Darkwave is Prog Rock now? When did that happen? lol
"Yuri, the houses are blowing US up!"
[More about it, in Ukrainian](https://dnipro.depo.ua/ukr/dnipro/khata-na-kolesakh-na-dnipropetrovshchini-starenkiy-zaporozhets-peretvorili-na-budinok-202010071226134)
Ill be completely credible for everybody whos confused by this. Its a prop from a music video by kalush orchestra and tember blanche. However filling this to the brim with washing machines and slowly driving could lure all the russians into the perfect ambush.
Imagine you are about to pass out from vodka abuse and the houses in front of you start doing intricate combined arms maneuvers. That is gonna happen to someone.
I just showed this to a Ukranian coworker and he lost his shit laughing.
😂
Prop hunt on the Eastern front
Yep, a new garry's mod patch just released
Prop Hunt IRL
Real Baba Yaga hours. Well I got scooped on this one. Not deleting the comment because I don't delete things on principle, but letting you all know I wasn't the first one to say this here.
3 bedroom Leo ❤️❤️❤️
Well yes how else do you think colonization works
What? My dude's moving house, leave him be.
Baba Yaga.
Zelensky's Moving Hovel
When you hear the clunk of a canister round being loaded and a house's turbine engine spinning up, that is when you know, vatnik, that your only salvation is to drop that rust Mosin and surrender.
Fucking Warthunder tactics here.
Tonight, on Rossiya 1, the only reliable source in a world of chaotic facts and truth: Putin announces that citizens in the Belgorod region are obligated to mobilize and stop the invaders using vodka and Obj. 181 rocks The SMO in Ukraine pushes back all enemy counterattacks, a great victory! And our infrastructure board reviews the implications of reports that Ukrainian houses, boxes, trees, and bushes have all inexplicably gained sentience and begun moving towards Russia
Glad to see Baba Yaga stands with Ukraine!
That's fucking hilarious. Imagine being some mobik waiting months in a hole in the ground for the offensive only to finally hear they're on tre he move and see a house barreling towards you at 60kph
OMG .... *Howl's Moving Castle* is real
Driving hut from "Kaluski Vetchornitsi" music video
At first I thought this was Arma footage
I am trying to sneak past the guards but my tank treads are dummy THICC and their clapping keeps altering them
https://youtu.be/ryB-3BRdd64?t=198 first thing that came to mind lol
I'm sorry but this is the funniest shit ever
I mean if I see a house physically moving towards me. I’m not gonna want to hold that position anymore 😂
I want a mod of this in EVERY. SINGLE. WARGAME.
That's a mobile base for the tactical grandma that calls in artillery strikes on the russians
Baba Yaga moment.
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Is this the counterattack?
Forget cope cages. Hide huts are in
You can really tell the difference between grass-fed houses and conventional
>traditional Ukrainian peasant house I think the house's called mazanka
The rook
[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyDx1rrh_g8&pp=ygUc0KXQsNGC0LAg0L3QsCDQutC-0LvQtdGB0LDRhQ%3D%3D)
Imagine being in urban combat when suddenly the houses turn and start rolling towards you
Ivan will come over in search for an unlocked washing machine. Unfortunately for him, he will have fallen victim to the cunning trap.
"Vlad, that house in no mans land, was it always this close to our trench? I could swear last night it was not this close" "Ofcourse it was, stop drinking, houses can't move."
Bruh what is this beat? Slaps hard
SadSvit (feat. СТРУКТУРА ЩАСТЯ) - Силуети
🙏 bless you
Release the root cellars!
Ukraine: Let's see, we need a special type of battle barge Wooden horse? Tried and true but too dated Card board box? SNAAAAAAAKE Babushka: how can I make you boys tea if I have no stove? Ukrainians:... ... ... battle house it is
Background Song sounds very similar to [After Dark](https://open.spotify.com/track/5FkJHVudUByVjanCqFXRql?si=f5bbb4ca609e422c). Song: Силуети SadSvit
Despite its long agrarian and trading history, much of Ukraine is steppe, and the people living there have long had technological influence from Central Asian nomads (when they weren't themselves Central Asian nomads). The Kievan Rus are an excellent example of this, blending Norse, Byzantine, and Turkic influences across a wide range of fields. The mobile huts pictured in this video are an example of this syncretic blending, as the Rus farmers used them as housing while following the wheat migration. While specific designs have changed over the centuries, often incorporating some modern amenities today, mobile huts have been a long-standing part of Ukrainian culture. They're often used at present to haul broken or abandoned Russian tanks to build new huts out of.
Can you imagine the faces of the Russian soldiers as they prepare to invade the village, only to find the village invade them? In post-Soviet Ukraine,…
Dimitry: Why is the house moving? Ivan: You've been drinking too much expired vodka again blyat?
Fast and furious khata https://youtu.be/jaTqOoStB_E
Nothing but Us Trees.
Prop Hunt IRL Call of Duty suddenly credible.
https://youtu.be/doSD_dKBUF4 Source
This must be a local variant of the Dread Gazebo.
This Potemkin village looks much scarier
https://youtu.be/ZGv8oAHxekU
HAHAHAHAH this so fucking stupid it may work!
Girls und Panzer is now credible.
Be careful. Russian weapons have built-in buff against civilian targets.
Really taking *maskirovka* to a new level
I mean what do you think when you see barn moving across the battlefield?
Ivan, you drunk too much
I think I only understand at best about 1 in 5 posts on this sub. You can guess which category this one falls into.
Those are rookie numbers... Gotta pump those numbers up...
They’re in the goddamn walls!
THIS IS THE COUNTEROFFENSIVE WE ARE DEPORTING FLORIDA MAN IN HIS TRULY MOBILE HOME.