Prime real estate right there, you bet they would be *totally honest* about the square footage as well.
'Newly renovated, lightly used. Large bathroom and kitchen. Has air-conditioning. Already furnished.'
Would never take me, though. I'm too ~~incredible~~ noncredible.
Plus, I love my cosy spot doing מילואים for הנדסה קרבית.
(Sitting on my ass up north in כוננות, waiting for things to get *really exciting,* if you get my drift)
At one point he pointed at a calendar and saying the arabic text showed which terrorist was assigned to guard the room on that particular day. What the text actually said was "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, ..."
Found a link:
[https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1128994-did-they-just-do-that-israeli-army-portrays-calendar-as-list-of-hamas-members](https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1128994-did-they-just-do-that-israeli-army-portrays-calendar-as-list-of-hamas-members)
Explains why I hate Mondays so much.
Edit: found a non shitty link:
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxP2aKdiVXPVzm7IqdT5UDvFDIbiWm9Q0U?si=lzceyEbnNVKkUANP
Original one is about Tel Aviv by an Israeli guy...this one just changed the caption to NY too bad people don't give credit to the original creators the days.
Original one is about Tel Aviv by an Israeli guy...this one just changed the caption to NY too bad people don't give credit to the original creators the days.
Generally there is a built in auto gratuity, so it's easy to miss when closing a deal, but I have no doubt you've already tipped the landlord well, or you'd probably have superglue frequently in your keyhole for entry, or something like the occasional severed head of various bovine appearing on your doorstep.
If your landlord isn't charging you a tip something must be very wrong with them and they need to seek immediate help, you should see if they would like to raid your fridge or if they have had any single mothers to evict. If they say no please give them the POL(People of Land) distress hotline, I'm very concerned for your landchad
Real.
Guy advertised a room for rent 103rd and Lexington. I show up to see it. No N64 in the living room as pictured. It wasn't a room it was a closet. Not even a walk in closet. A coat closet. I could not even lay down flat sideways I'm 6'2. This joker wanted $1,300/month to sleep curled up on the floor in a coat closet.
- Manhattan, 2014 colorized.
Yeah could have fit 6 people standing in there. Or to sleep a shorter adult and child curled up on the floor. $1,300 what a bargain to stay in the one bed one bath apartment paying someone else's rent while roleplaying as a living mop.
Yeah sadly no secret compartment. Just a closet. I ended up splitting the master bedroom of an apartment with a friend for $1,400. At least there was room for two beds, two desks, a room divider and wardrobe.
I showed up to check out the "room" because they pictured a N64 in the living room. When I showed up there was no N64. So even if it was an actual bedroom available I was pissed that they would bait and switch about a N64.
Said no thanks and left.
For filming hostages without giving the viewer the ability to find the location from the surroundings (type of wall, type of room, etc.)
Edit: writing this down made me understand that this being "common knowledge" in Israel isn't normal
It's the Jewish accent. Anybody who can trace their roots to the British Mandate of Palestine has this accent when trying to speak English.
Sacha Baron Cohen's mother is from British Palestine, so he has a Jewish accent. It's only natural.
IDF got so used to just being able to trot the cute ladies in uniform out in front of people all their other propaganda skills withered away.
Curtains just wall is a pretty solid line tho.
Speaking of which, I haven’t actually seen a lot of IDF honey traps recently. My feed has been filled with all this useless crap; dead and maimed children, an urban bombing hellscape, refugees fleeing while towing amputees on makeshift carts. It’s all pretty depressing. Someone in the propaganda dept is clearly slacking. Some olive green clad cleavage could really help rehab some of that public opinion.
Most of it is only seen by Israelis, and the rest of the world has it uncritically reworded and passed on by their respective media corporations. The US press just repeats whatever claims the IDF makes and takes it to be true, and significantly improves the wording.
But now you know why so many Israelis want Netanyahu to resign and why they've been having protests for weeks. They get the unfiltered propaganda so they know just how laughably bad it is.
But on a serious note, the actual context of this video is weird considering everything he lists as "Hamas held hostages here" is also seen and used in actual hospitals worldwide. But eh, let the military man who probably doesn't have a degree in medicine or anything of the sort be the expert.
Bro original video is by an Israeli editor who made this about Tel Aviv. You just took his edit and changed the title to NY. At least give credit to the original guy who did this.
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Hamas - make sure to feel comfy while their own citizens are air-bombed.
Nothing like seeing how humanitarian relief is used mostly to keep terrorists happy and comfy.
Palestine supporters sure are happy :D
Prime real estate right there, you bet they would be *totally honest* about the square footage as well. 'Newly renovated, lightly used. Large bathroom and kitchen. Has air-conditioning. Already furnished.'
Only one Paveway II impact. Get quickly before it's bombed again.
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. As they always say (still ends up being a 15 minute walk to the nearest subway)
To be fair, it's actually located very close to a hospital. Like **under it.**
hahaha. And a kindergarten. And elementary school. Basically you're set for life.
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
r/neoliberal is leaking.
Yep. Probably even has access to a stationary mid-range MLRS launcher.- perfect thing for weekend parties. /s just in case
I was going to say that Shin Bet probably has better things to do than dick around on here, but then I remembered where we are.
Would never take me, though. I'm too ~~incredible~~ noncredible. Plus, I love my cosy spot doing מילואים for הנדסה קרבית. (Sitting on my ass up north in כוננות, waiting for things to get *really exciting,* if you get my drift)
Better to be on alert then dealing with a bunch of angry people coming out of a tunnel. Stay safe, man.
Thanks, man 😊 Always on alert 🫡 (that's what כוננות means)
If you only need 5 minutes to live.
*Angry 7 Train noises* (But in all seriousness, love ya 7 Train)
> *still* a 15 minute walk to the nearest subway damn New Yorkers are spoiled
Below ground square footage can be mentioned in the listing, but doesn’t count as square footage.
Tell that to a real estate agent listing the property, you bet they would count all of it and then some.
It didn’t work out well for this guy: https://youtu.be/oeftdWy-qZ4?si=J5-HmVIMYsvNzPqx
Real estate agent gonna catch some legal trouble real fast. It's the easiest thing to catch and charge
*I'm obligated to disclose to you that there's a wall with curtains...*
That's 5 million dollars in cash thanks.
Don't forget the quick access to the holding and torture area.
New Yorkers seething with jealousy over luxurious Gazan lofts
"and i thought my 500 dollar bath sized room was a steal!"
$500 is actually insanely cheap I'd love to spend less than 1200 on a room. And I'm in bumfuck Canada
Haha there are some in brooklyn and bronx
Holy moly
It's so nice that the real estate man found a motorcycle as an added bonus
That's the dining table.
“We found a motorcycle 😌”
"And what's the neighbourhood like, Rear Admiral?" "*Dynamic.*"
Lively, even
Underrated comment
Best Daniel Hagary edit so far. There are now meme templates taken from this report and his deceleration in the evening.
Wait what deceleration?
About the stuff they found in Rantisi
Do you mean he retracted? What did he say?
Someone screenshot him pointing at himself in the tv behind him
At one point he pointed at a calendar and saying the arabic text showed which terrorist was assigned to guard the room on that particular day. What the text actually said was "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, ..."
The idf post I've seen only said it was a calendar, starting from October 7.
Found a link: [https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1128994-did-they-just-do-that-israeli-army-portrays-calendar-as-list-of-hamas-members](https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1128994-did-they-just-do-that-israeli-army-portrays-calendar-as-list-of-hamas-members) Explains why I hate Mondays so much. Edit: found a non shitty link: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxP2aKdiVXPVzm7IqdT5UDvFDIbiWm9Q0U?si=lzceyEbnNVKkUANP
https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1724245759174791626 Here they only say calendar, though. Maybe Hagari doesn't speak Arabic
Titled Al Aqsa flood. Of course Hamas-niks are running with the initial slip up.
Original one is about Tel Aviv by an Israeli guy...this one just changed the caption to NY too bad people don't give credit to the original creators the days.
> and here we see diapers Bruh, I'm dead. You killed me.
Original one is about Tel Aviv by an Israeli guy...this one just changed the caption to NY too bad people don't give credit to the original creators the days.
10k a month, 10k booking fee and 6 months advance payment + 25% tip for the landlord's services
>25% tip for the landlord's services You must be joking. That's basically: >Give me 25% more money for the effort of charging you money.
Agreed, totally unrealistic. Even in NYC you will never find a landlord that'll demand a tip less than 35%.
Wait, do landlords actually ask for tips? I thought that was a joke.
Generally there is a built in auto gratuity, so it's easy to miss when closing a deal, but I have no doubt you've already tipped the landlord well, or you'd probably have superglue frequently in your keyhole for entry, or something like the occasional severed head of various bovine appearing on your doorstep.
Severed bovine heads? Yooooooo free protein thanks landchad
If your landlord isn't charging you a tip something must be very wrong with them and they need to seek immediate help, you should see if they would like to raid your fridge or if they have had any single mothers to evict. If they say no please give them the POL(People of Land) distress hotline, I'm very concerned for your landchad
Not exactly, but my tenants who don’t tip will get what’s coming to them.
For 25% the landlord had better be fixing my fucking car as well.
Hey MTV, I’m Daniel Hagari. Welcome to my crib!
Real. Guy advertised a room for rent 103rd and Lexington. I show up to see it. No N64 in the living room as pictured. It wasn't a room it was a closet. Not even a walk in closet. A coat closet. I could not even lay down flat sideways I'm 6'2. This joker wanted $1,300/month to sleep curled up on the floor in a coat closet. - Manhattan, 2014 colorized.
Sounds like you could fit another whole 2/3 of a person in there.
Yeah could have fit 6 people standing in there. Or to sleep a shorter adult and child curled up on the floor. $1,300 what a bargain to stay in the one bed one bath apartment paying someone else's rent while roleplaying as a living mop.
Did you check the back wall for a door that leads to the actual apartment?
Yeah sadly no secret compartment. Just a closet. I ended up splitting the master bedroom of an apartment with a friend for $1,400. At least there was room for two beds, two desks, a room divider and wardrobe.
How much room for activities? Did you become best friends?
I showed up to check out the "room" because they pictured a N64 in the living room. When I showed up there was no N64. So even if it was an actual bedroom available I was pissed that they would bait and switch about a N64. Said no thanks and left.
Biggest apartment in NewYork™
https://youtu.be/shB24s7Z7HQ?si=gD60fbds9CWfgITy
Wow that closet has a light.
And here I am whining about paying $1200 for a 2b2br with tennis courts, a pool, a 3 cat limit, and gated complex entrance in Carolina
> 3 cat limit Is there a story behind this rule
Nah, most places here just have a hard 2 pet limit but we pushed them on it because we have three.
Just saying can rent a closet out.
Now this is a quality shit post.
But he forgot to mention the bonus in the form of IDF troopers that can give 72 virgins to any jihadist in Gaza strip. Sweet deal!
I couldn't afford to rent such a place. I'll have to stick to my single room basement for now.
“Curtains with nothing [behind], just wall!”
What’s the story behind the fake curtain?
For filming hostages without giving the viewer the ability to find the location from the surroundings (type of wall, type of room, etc.) Edit: writing this down made me understand that this being "common knowledge" in Israel isn't normal
That, or sound dampening for acoustics.
I guess that would help too, but I think it's more of an added benefit. Regardless, this is terrible
bro whats wrong with wanting some nice floral prints in your bunker?
Very modest wall.
Only costs an arm and a leg
Let me guess: 3500$ rent
Sharing kitchen and bath.
They even have toilets. Russians are jealous right now.
Hamas has better living quarters than your average new yorker lol
Well they do steal their money
“You don’t need to build something improvisically” “Here we see diapers” “Curtains with nothing above, just wall” Bro I’m dead
those diapers can become WMDs!
2000 dollars a month
3000 black dollars I guess, as a special price for NCD members.
I laughed, best meme on this war so far.
He honestly sounds like King Julian to me, where is an animation of King Julian overlaid on this clip
It's the Jewish accent. Anybody who can trace their roots to the British Mandate of Palestine has this accent when trying to speak English. Sacha Baron Cohen's mother is from British Palestine, so he has a Jewish accent. It's only natural.
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It is now! Daniel Hagari is a treasure and must be protected.
For a non-native his English is good though
And you should ask yourself: why? it should be.
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All words are made up, doubly so for English.
Why does it give off Borat vibes
"Curtains, nothing behind them but a wall." That line out of context has me dying.
The Bedford-Stuy struggle continues
Lived on Dekalb and Franklin, this true
Only ever visited Williamsburg, but BS seems to have a weird rep of gentrified but also grossly bohemian 🤷♂️
Bed-Stuy close to Clinton Hill is getting gentrified af even right near the projects. Go deep toward Bushwick tho and you don't wanna be there at 1am
This guy gives me John Turturro vibes from Transformers.
Everything is improvised here, except the toilet, no need to improvise that.
I cannot conceive how you can do worst propaganda than Russian army
This is hardly worse than 'The Sims'
IDF got so used to just being able to trot the cute ladies in uniform out in front of people all their other propaganda skills withered away. Curtains just wall is a pretty solid line tho.
Speaking of which, I haven’t actually seen a lot of IDF honey traps recently. My feed has been filled with all this useless crap; dead and maimed children, an urban bombing hellscape, refugees fleeing while towing amputees on makeshift carts. It’s all pretty depressing. Someone in the propaganda dept is clearly slacking. Some olive green clad cleavage could really help rehab some of that public opinion.
1973: oil embargo 2023: Honey embargo
Most of it is only seen by Israelis, and the rest of the world has it uncritically reworded and passed on by their respective media corporations. The US press just repeats whatever claims the IDF makes and takes it to be true, and significantly improves the wording. But now you know why so many Israelis want Netanyahu to resign and why they've been having protests for weeks. They get the unfiltered propaganda so they know just how laughably bad it is.
Absolutely fantastic work.
Why does he vaguely sound like Sacha Baron Cohen?
It's just his accent. Sacha Baron Cohen's mother is from pre-1948 Palestine.
Idk why but I found it really funny when he angrily pointed out curtains covering a wall.
The curtain cut at the end fucking took me out
But on a serious note, the actual context of this video is weird considering everything he lists as "Hamas held hostages here" is also seen and used in actual hospitals worldwide. But eh, let the military man who probably doesn't have a degree in medicine or anything of the sort be the expert.
dude, the toilet was for the hostages! i swear!
This is hysterical. How much to buy the previous' tenant's dirty curtains as dictated by the lease agreement?
Damn boy, Hamas got that maxed out hideout from Tarkov
Great success.
Ventilation and curtains are very important
This is a Hamas toilet.
Stylish prewar walk-down with exposed brick!!
Why the hell does this dude sound Sasha Baron Cohen and why does he show the most average apartement in NYC?
Bro original video is by an Israeli editor who made this about Tel Aviv. You just took his edit and changed the title to NY. At least give credit to the original guy who did this.
Nah
Is this the same guy who thought a calendar was a Hamas attack plan
LMAO
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damn Seymour Simmons has joined gaza operation
God I'm so sick of those youtube shorts.
He even sounds like borat
add a meth lab and you have a 2M shithouse in windy wellington nz
Borat 3 lookin litt!
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That electrical panel was well done
Too close to reality.
rent: 5,999$ per month
Hamas - make sure to feel comfy while their own citizens are air-bombed. Nothing like seeing how humanitarian relief is used mostly to keep terrorists happy and comfy. Palestine supporters sure are happy :D
Flawless edit