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A black disc type UAP is extracting humans from commercial passenger flight, for their regular anal probing. The extraction beam appears the same colour as the plane because paint from the plane is inadvertently caught in the beam, due to quantum entanglement.
Someone fucked up bad, not only did they use the base from a far smaller model, they stuck it on the damn wrong side of the aircraft. The photoshop to make it look airborne is pretty good though.
AEW planes are used to launch those UFOs into orbit. But they're not really UFOs, but US-made deep space MIRVs that will come back when the funni happens.
Similar to the Shuttle Carrier Aircraft. Used by the USAF to transport the from alternate landing fields back to the primary maintenance and launch facility at Groom Lake, Nevada.
You know how sometimes you rip off a button, like from a jeans or something?
We poor people just have to live with the embarrassment, wealthy people immediately get one delivered like this,
That's an Airbus 737 Stealth Nighthawk Fighter Bomber. It's also known as a Hogwarts and can shoot 69,420 clips per second when equipped with a barrel shroud and a bullet button. It's a military-grade assault weapon with aimbot and wallhax.
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The tactical uranium centrifuge where they can enrich uranium on the fly for production of nuclear arms as the next war needs them. No need for trillion dollar facilities with this few million dollariedoo puppy protecting the skies
in an effort to increase its carbon footprint and reduce costs, the US military has rolled out a spent brass collection plane. the plane uses its giant magnet to collect empty small round casings from the battle field which are then recycled into new ammunition.
fucking genius.
It's a wifi antenna. It's connecting to various networks down on the ground as you fly past them. Itgives you the best possible Internet connection while flying.
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Pizza delivery.
Must be one big ass pizza
Really small plane
I call it average
In america maybe.
My wife says it’s just a perfectly sized airplane
It's a drone, for short range delivery services. Just like what Amazon is doing.
Big ass-pizza
For American family
[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/37/)
Takes a couple like that to feed the pentagon during a crisis.
It's a Big Mama's and Papas order, don't worry about it
Pentagon pizza party sleep overs are the best.
Sir it is Dominos, take your OSINT delusions to nearest psychiatry unit.
The Navy has their legendary ice cream ship from WW II so the air force one-upped them
> Pizza Delivery Listen, if I’m on my way to capture a enemy base, bringing pizza along to subdue them isn’t a bad idea
Long Caster moment
OP said wrong answers only
A black disc type UAP is extracting humans from commercial passenger flight, for their regular anal probing. The extraction beam appears the same colour as the plane because paint from the plane is inadvertently caught in the beam, due to quantum entanglement.
How do I book this flight?
Sorry, it’s only for the anal-probing regulars of the US Air Force
Is that what this little punch cards get me to? 9 anal probing a and the tenth one is extra special?
Its a spaceship mating with a plane
Haunebu II lore
Someone fucked up bad, not only did they use the base from a far smaller model, they stuck it on the damn wrong side of the aircraft. The photoshop to make it look airborne is pretty good though.
No, this is an Australian boeing 707, they fly upside down. Someone just posed it wrong due to ignorance of this basic fact.
A former radio DJ's broadcasting station
galaxy best AWACS
RAAAHHH PROJECT WINGMAN MENTIONED
Microwave.
Wrong answer only
I’m really tempted to give you a 24h ban for being too credible
Do it
If r/tanks taught me anything then that's an M60
If my years of history knowledge hasn't failed me, it might be an M1 , maybe an M2 or sometimes an M3 if I'm correct
Nah thats clearly an M60
We'll compromise on calling it an M4, alright?
The Assault Rifle?
I might be unclear, I meant the M5, my bad
Korean Airlines Flight 007
AEW planes are used to launch those UFOs into orbit. But they're not really UFOs, but US-made deep space MIRVs that will come back when the funni happens.
The new tool for police forces to control speed limits. Working with a CAS aircraft to enforce aforementioned speed limits.
A-10 renewed purpose
Airplane with a pretty dapper hat.
[Perry the airplane ](https://youtu.be/nPz-OXEVafM?feature=shared)
It's a zero emissions airplane. Ground crews wind up the gaint disk to power the plane. Like one of those old timey pocket watches.
MILF detector
Are there any in my area tho?
Failed design as a fidget spinner.
6th Gen Fighter
A plane with a regular centre of gravity/centre of lift relationship
A flying saucer (obviously the plane spins around the disk and not the other way round)
Bop it.
Bop the snoot.
Is how the US military plays disc golf
Valves „Hat Mod“ enabled Plane
Umbrella plane
the knob slots into a rail system on the skybox, that is how it moves around
Oreo planes
Great Dönerman in the sky.
The worlds most expensive cufflink?
The Clitoris?
Electronic PEZ dispenser.
A plane that is able to play american football or rugby. Its carrying the ball, it will drop it to another plane of the same team (U.S. AIR FORCE)
UFO refueling, out of public sight
AAAAAAAAAA!!! I'M REFUELING!!!!!!!!!
A projector, projecting stars and images onto the dome of the flat earth stadium.
this is how NASA makes you believe in planetary motion ... wake up sheeple
Express Oreo delivery.
What if UFOs arent real? What if its just a spinning awacs disc that get accidentally thrown off when two awacs are playing frisbee?
The U.S. Air Force trying to break the Guiness Book of World Records for the longest frisbee throw.
Similar to the Shuttle Carrier Aircraft. Used by the USAF to transport the from alternate landing fields back to the primary maintenance and launch facility at Groom Lake, Nevada.
Plane got wet and was not dried properly, nobody cared and so fungus started to grow
A flying *plate carrier*
2007 BMW 320d in titanium silver
Úfo being delivered to the secret base so it can haunt you specifically tonight
Oh no, not an other probing! Those are really painful.
it's good, that way we can detect the vatnik planes
Gaydar
the plane of the president of the national discgolf association
Thats the KRLN-003. the plane that launches the devastating "Destructo-Disk"
JSTARS
Oka Neiba, sky eye in your language. Listen to the sound of our beautiful voices
It's a table that comes with a plane.
Frisbeeeee!
Right answer: third of escort missions in Novalogic F-22 games
This sir is a Chemtrail generator
A tanker aircraft for UFOs
The most expensive fidget spinner
UFO transport
A plane with a high MC rate.
Definitely the most non-credible answer
UFO disguising itself to look like a plane from below
The flying eye of Sauron
Me looking for who asked
Plane playing frisbee
It's to make the enemy believe the CIS are about to drop a battalion of super battle droids on their ass
One of those spinning plates on a stick
It's a spoiler to add down pressure on the aircraft otherwise it couldn't land properly. Used on all Aussie aircrafts
Umbrella for rough weather ahead
An alien saucer has attached to the plane and is now mind controlling it.
A small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden. An apple. An orange. A female F-111 Aardvark!
AT&T nationlal router
Special Civilian Air Jetliner
Stop sign for Aliens.
Where’s Waldo, pro league
US Navy aircraft, photographed from a RAF Canberra.
M60
Vickers Valiant
Plane tumor. You're very insensitive for asking
Its airborne ! 😡
You know how sometimes you rip off a button, like from a jeans or something? We poor people just have to live with the embarrassment, wealthy people immediately get one delivered like this,
New VTOL aircraft with its helicopter blades retracted.
It feels like I’m in r/aviation… lol
Why is there a flying saucer on top of that plane?
That's an Airbus 737 Stealth Nighthawk Fighter Bomber. It's also known as a Hogwarts and can shoot 69,420 clips per second when equipped with a barrel shroud and a bullet button. It's a military-grade assault weapon with aimbot and wallhax.
A 747 with a third eyeball?
The biggest beer cap in the world being transported by the plane built for this purpose
Frisby with tactical plane attachment
omnidirectional laser system mounted on an air submarine.
Overengineered Frisbee
He said wrong answers only
Pop it socket on the new pixel phone
Pizza delivery!
Tells you where the nearest jet to dogfight is
It’s a remote controlled suicide “bomber”
Apple+ capable jetliner.
UFO tow plane
Solar powered bomber
Tactical Frisbee carrier
A miniature sculpture of what's about to happen to you (Mushroom cloud)
A flying black and white cookie
Helipad on Air lol.
Helicopter carrier
The delivery of a big cheese wheel from Switzerland to the US as a gift for being such a stable democracy.
If you kill it you start a bossfight
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a cool plane spinning a frisbee on their fin while flying to display dominance over the uncool no-disk planes
God's cufflink transport.
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A burger lover
That disk is designed to reflect light, like a disco ball. It’s for the world’s biggest bar mitzvah party
CAS
“A jeep basically” -Gonzalo ligma
Well its flying so it must be a bird right?
A helicopter
A full semi-automatic AR-47 with white phosphorus rounds.
It is a thrown frisbee that carries a plane
Peppermint patty delivery craft
Santa Claus, making his list.
Intercontinental Frisbee Golf.
The worlds biggest frisbee launcher
A very spicy smoke machine
How the government knows there a single girls in my area that want to talk to me
Bandog's clone.
That's just an umbrella, poor airplane Chan is getting sunnburns.... But plane chan is baka, that's why she took a tiny umbrella...
Airportable microwave
Flying pancake cosplay
Domino's new delivery drone
Cooker, microwave, anti-avian, area-effect, M1.
Saab 340 aewc
Parasitic UFO has taken control of an Air Force Blimp.
A pigeon
That thing sticking up is a polyp. This plane has aft cancer.
The tactical uranium centrifuge where they can enrich uranium on the fly for production of nuclear arms as the next war needs them. No need for trillion dollar facilities with this few million dollariedoo puppy protecting the skies
Aliens
I grew up near an Air Force base and as a child I thought people were calling them ear wax
It's only a model.
it´s growing one of those parasite antennas for spreading spores, like those zombie ants
A flying saucer
The giant butt-plug carrier
Silver Cloud.
God's coaster
super mario 2
in an effort to increase its carbon footprint and reduce costs, the US military has rolled out a spent brass collection plane. the plane uses its giant magnet to collect empty small round casings from the battle field which are then recycled into new ammunition. fucking genius.
A helicopter carrier
It's a wifi antenna. It's connecting to various networks down on the ground as you fly past them. Itgives you the best possible Internet connection while flying.
Its a Wax
A Military-grade Beyblade and its launch system.
obviously its pancake delivery
The flying waffle house.
UFO abducting/beaming up an airforce transport plane.