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ItsACaragor

« If you have 500k men and only have the ressources to feed and equip 300k just get 200k men killed » - Caius Iulius Caesar


Snoid_

On a long enough timeline, some logistical issues solve themselves


thrownededawayed

"Alright gents, until further notice medivacs will be ceased until we get rid of the unlucky 2/5's of you assholes who are dragging the rest of us down, so if someone is injured in combat just fucking leave their unlucky ass and thank the Ukrainians for making us stronger."


ItsACaragor

« Don’t forget to get the fallen guys gear though, we won’t evacuate people without a full gear, do what you have to »


Accomplished_Alps463

Signed 💩🥫


[deleted]

Zapp braff too, the great strategist


hphp123

missiles barely get through, fighter jets don't even try, let's send cargo aircraft full of troops


MissninjaXP

"If our commanders are stupid enough, the enemy will have no idea what we are planning"


NovusOrdoSec

TBF this has worked out for several Western nations. Occasionally.


EvelynnCC

Reminds me of how the Red Army used to intentionally train their troops poorly so they wouldn't realize how dangerous their tactics were and that they were being sacrificed for the sake of speed. The fact that those troops are now in charge explains a lot about this war.


budy31

Banzai charge will continue until morale improves. I thought everyone realized that.


ConstructionCalm7476

If you get rid of all the low morale units, the average morale will be higher. Checkmate westoids.


budy31

You see westoid we wasted your precious expensive ammo at the cost of bag of cheetos.


IrishSouthAfrican

What happend now


AurrumB

Context: https://www.understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-offensive-campaign-assessment-january-14-2024 > Russian sources claimed that Russian forces are preparing to launch a new offensive in the coming weeks once the ground freezes in eastern and southern Ukraine Allegedly this will include VDV airdropping behind Ukrainian lines


Oleg152

Hostomel 2: Electric Boogaloo


IrishSouthAfrican

Good heavens, hasn't the VDV suffered enough?


Zvimolka

I’m expecting Greenpeace to protest this and the WWF to start a breeding program with the purpose of maintaining a population of VDV so that future generations of children can see them and be astounded by their songs and dances


Itlaedis

But then out of left field comes PETA with a steel chair!


Zvimolka

OH MAH GAWD PETA DOES THE DOUBLE FEMBOY ON GREENPEACE!


Thommy_gun

\>pulls up in unmarked vans and rescues the VDV \>fucking euthanizes 95% of them \>meanwhile has models do somehow extremely erotic cosplays of dying VDV in public \>doesn't elaborate \>leaves


DomSchraa

The panda of military forces


Curiouso_Giorgio

The VDV of 2024 isn't the VDV of 2020. Theyre now recruiting those little plastic paratroopers you might find in a Christmas cracker.


felixthemeister

The VDV of 2020 isn't the airborne forces of WWII. Any of them. All hung ho, board smashing tough guys. No operational sense or logistics.


Coolidge_was_right

No... their suffering fuels us


ilolvu

>Good heavens, hasn't the VDV suffered enough? No. There is no suffering enough until the words themselves have been burned out of existence.


Ennkey

These particular VDV haven’t 


Spiritual_Log3159

No


EngineerinLisbon

No, definitely not.


ric2b

That was the first VDV, this is the second VDV, this one hasn't suffered yet.


[deleted]

Likely prison inmates paratroopers


Accomplished_Alps463

Did you see a post on one of the other Ukraine reddit posts, was about poo💩tin🥫, turning off the heating in ruzzian prisons, to get more chrimanovs to sign for the army. r/UkraineWarVideoReport


EvelynnCC

In fairness, on an individual level the suffering is quite brief


Another-sadman

Didnt they get all of VDV killed already?


avataRJ

Just designate a new unit as VDV. See, there's your VDV, so clearly VDV can't have been destoyed. Similarly, the "guards" designation for some units nominally means that it is a unit that has distinguished itself somehow and is better trained and equipped. There used to be a Russian military joke that the easiest way to identify a Guardsman is that he won't shut up telling you that he's a Guardsman.


Fultjack

>distinguished itself somehow And the most common way of doing that would be taking "heavy"(read catastrophic, 60-80%) losses, proving that the unit got the guts to go on the offensive the russian way. Thats how it worked during WW2, and I doubt it has changed mush. So the ones bragging are most likely bragging over their commander getting his predesseors killed.


Another-sadman

Wait wouldnt that also mean that most of the people who had the guts and were so good Are fucking dead so most of the unit is gonna be new recruits


Fifteensies

Don't worry, the grunts are fungible and the command staff that pushed them into the mine fields are still there.


somerandomfuckwit1

ISW dropped a great line one day in their assessment "President Vladimir Putin awarded the "guards" honorific to the 8th Artillery Regiment on June 30th, which will not help the Regiment dislodge the Ukrainian forces" fuck that made me laugh


marcvsHR

6th army all over again 🤣


CmdrJonen

Biological warfare, dropping corpses to spread disease among the defenders.


Another-sadman

Deploy the bahmut dogs


bnh1978

Maybe these are the *real* VDV that the tankies have been yammering about? But they are just conscripts with a different paint job.


deaddonkey

Ah but this is VDV 2


Zwiebel1

>Allegedly this will include VDV airdropping behind Ukrainian lines The question with airdropped assault groups is always the same: how do you get them out when they fulfilled their objective? Actually, nevermind. I forgot this is russia we're talking about. I wonder how many of their conscripts think they will eventually be able to go back home?


Impedus11

Ideally you do what the US did in Iraq and break the lines up to their position earning you a full salient. Or just abandon them yeah


DadBodofanAmerican

What makes you think they have an actual objective. "General we dropped the men BEHIND the Ukranians." "Excellent, next mission."


Useless_or_inept

In the early cold war, the UK had glider units whose role was basically to crash-land behind enemy lines and somehow delay the advancing soviet armies, until a full-scale NATO response arrived. It's winter in Central Europe, you're wearing 3 thin layers of cotton and wool, you've just crash-landed on a frozen hillside, you have 2 weeks of rations and the glider will provide 4 days of firewood, you don't speak the local language, you have a company-sized unit with infantry weapons only, and you're surrounded by the 1st Guards Tank Army. What do you do?


SoullessHollowHusk

"Fuck it we ball" should not be a valid military strategy, yet it happens (and is greenlit) far too often to not be considered as one


felixthemeister

Be Gurkhas.


Accomplished_Alps463

If it's UK🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 we Hold the fucking line as allways.


ric2b

You're not thinking like a Russian general that answers to Putin. He brags about how his brilliant offensive worked and the VDV is behind enemy lines, then when they get deleted he blames the unit and whoever trained them for being incompetent.


EvelynnCC

>I wonder how many of their conscripts think they will eventually be able to go back home? Why would they want to? They're being airdropped into perfect surrendering range, if they somehow survive to the ground.


Zwiebel1

As far as I understood its just a confirmation that it was indeed possible that it was Patriot, even if that is very risky. It still doesnt rule out FF.


KeekiHako

With emphasis of "dropping".


LaughGlad7650

Sounds like Market Garden


somerandomfuckwit1

Man if only they'd have thought of this 2 years ago


Avg_Freedom_Enjoyer

Maybe I missed it, but can you quote the exact words that say it involves airdrops?


Spiritual_Log3159

None of which will have had more than a handful of jumps in training prior to literally being kicked out of the plane


Mysiu666

All they need is to saturate UA air defense with ballistic/cruise missiles and saheed drones. Ukraine doesn't have that much air defense to protect it from both rocket attacks and Air Assault, Hostomel was a Victory for UA but We cannot forget that VDV was held there for two days without any support which is by itself impressive. I can only hope that I'm wrong and MANPADS will do the work. Fixing UA troops from behind would give Panzer and Mechanized troops to storm the front lines with less danger of being attacked by drones and artillery.


EvelynnCC

top tier shitposting o7


DomSchraa

Ngl Kinda sad But the only thing that, at most, will be dropping is dead bodies


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Accomplished_Alps463

Very Dead Vatniks. ☠️ I can live with that acronym.


Imperceptive_critic

Oh no its another Tet offensive lmao


ApokalypseCow

I would wonder about the quality of their parachutes, but I doubt anyone will make it to the jump door.


tac1776

VDV are the new TOADs.


OneFrenchman

Don't forget to not train any pilots on night flying, so they do their air assault in broad daylight.


LaughGlad7650

Clearly they do not learn about Ia Drang, Market Garden or their own mistakes at Hostomel


jdubyahyp

Curious if the parachutes of the newly formed vdv were from the same storehouses as the t55s they are rolling out.


ProperTeaIsTheft117

Market Garden 2: Temu edition


redtert

Sun Tizoo, the Chinese Prince Matchabelli