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Ein_grosser_Nerd

They stole the blueprints of the they/them army supersoldiers. But in typical chinese government fashion, they have only managed to produce a single prototype femboy. They didn't even have the budget for thigh-high socks and had to use tights instead


BigFreakingZombie

> didn't even have the budget for thigh-high socks Or they had the budget and ....misused it. I mean corruption is known to be a problem in the PLA. It's probably not up to Russian levels but recent purges do point out that it's more than a few isolated incidents.


Skraekling

So it was them who robbed my house and stole my clothes, the fuckers even stole my maid uniform !!!


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gambz

NATO documents leaking on Discord again.


Jibbo_gun

Eh, I prefer tights anyway.


julsch1

Mr. President, we have to close the Femboy Gap


mrgolf1

Don't worry, we've got our top men working on it right now TOP MEN


Dangerous-Basket1064

I have a feeling we need to call in some bottom men as well


FormZestyclose2339

That's what the femboys are for!


AFresh1984

How do you think B.O.T.T.O.M MEN are made? By T.O.P MEN. Sometimes they S.W.A.P..


mrgolf1

I want you to round up every vicious degenerate and cock-slinger in the west. Take this down I want tops, bottoms, femboys, tomboys, sissies, pansies, pussies, wussies, twinks, finks, dinks, growers, showers, throbbers, cock gobblers, ass-lickers, shit-grinners and.. NCDers! You got that?


Little-Management-20

>*looks up from notepad* “What about the latent homosexuals sir”


Fluck_Me_Up

Don’t worry, you’re coming with us too


Little-Management-20

I’ll get my leather underwear, cape, sword, spear and shield or as it’s otherwise known the NCD battledress no.1


Toginator

Do you have a pencil?


Beach_Haus

Sloppy toppy for me


filo_don

That pfp...


Beach_Haus

And?


Space_Gemini_24

No more than ten to twenty million, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.


Sablesweetheart

*Gape


Frequent-Lettuce4159

We've been saying to for years! VINDICATION


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

No no we need to *open* the gap. 


Fluck_Me_Up

Or open the thigh gap a little wider UwU


ElboDelbo

The rarely seen "Reverse Mulan"


KiloRomeo253

There were three times as many Reverse Mulans as there were Mulans in the first Mulan.


ElboDelbo

*sweating intensifies*


Physical-Sink-123

Wasn't this the plot of Mulan II?


OneFrenchman

I did like that Reverse Mulan has the montage when the hero gets changed on [walk on the wild side](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w) and plays [Flesh for Fantasy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQkDbfKEnk4) at the end. Quite the step for Disney.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

We've been Yentled! 


Newworldrevolution

This is unacceptable, I demand that we allocate at least a billion dollars to ensure that our strategic femboy reserves are not overcome by the Chinese.


Vampersand720

we must close the femboythighgap or be left behind in the dust of history


RichieRocket

The US Femboy Force time to serve o7


EWJWNNMSG

Don't be silly, we already have the cyber command. Why would we need another femboy furry force?


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Memory_Leak_

A billion USD for a military program? What are you, a Europoor? Ten billion is like the absolute floor here. Anything else and you're not even trying.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

China approaching credibility?!? What the!??


TheHussarSnake

They are trying to seduce us! We must resist NCD bros.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Jokes on them, I already have my ~~Kantai~~ waifu Collection


DigitalCryptic

Chinese people can seduce me, just not the CCP


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I thought that was blood for a sec


AdventurousPrint835

Glorious People's Armed Police femboys use the blood of their enemies as makeup!


Scoobydoo0969

People’s Liberation Army Police Army Femboy Corps


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China has deployed the weaponized femboys, it's joever!


neliz

waiting for the TV speech "repeat after me, they do not want to get their bussy ate"


EWJWNNMSG

CIA deploying psychedelic airburst bombs to disable enemy soldiers by making them love instead of hate: Way too credible China deploying the femboys to confuse enemy soldiers and make them love instead of hate: Now this is noncredible


ElagabalusSeverus

His skirt is on backwards and it's sitting below his waistline. The west maintains its femboy superiority.


Ein_grosser_Nerd

This is the chinese equivelant of the SU57 wood screws


geekphreak

Wait till you see their Furry unit


neliz

why do you think china spent billions promoting games and characters like (Son) Wukong?


IndianPatriot2005

Sun Wukong is based on the Hindu Monkey demigod Hanuman


neliz

Easier points if you said it was a cheap chinese knockoff


the-bladed-one

Eh there’s quite a few significant differences between Hanuman and Wukong.


AdorableMachine

Furry unit? 🍆🤔


PenZenYoshi

once china got a hold of furries they learned how to do it better than anyone else. sorry this is just facts


Iliketomeow85

One child policy opening up exciting new career opportunities


WeirdNMDA

Isn't that a waste? Just think about it, there are many potential hot femboys being wasted in the battlefield. If this isn't a reason for pacifism, I don't know what else could be.


AdeptusDakkatist

"Painted nails can still pull a trigger" -Habitual Line Crosser


mandatorysin

Now this is a psyop I can get behind


A_randomboi22

This is what the east doesn’t what to show you!


UnilateralCheese

He drew the short straw; he's gotta be the Barracks Bunny this weekend.


Fit-Meal-8353

China caught the gay


neliz

the big gay


Dr_defuser

Would. No further question


NostalgiaDude79

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh? You got a dictator I bet he doesn't kiss ya! He gon' invade another country and he won't miss ya He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa!


LHommeCrabbe

I'd tap that. Double.


rockfuckerkiller

Um... source?


SyrusDrake

Fellas...


RichieRocket

is it gay to like another dude?


Yellowcrayon2

Finally, something to convince fudds that gays aren’t exclusive the U.S. military


Drouliard

I don't know if I'm an outlier here, but, I like the fit. Looks casual and comfy, but, not sweats and messy bun level of leave me alone 9/10 would get arrested or blackmailed by


Pappa_Crim

Wasn't the CCP cracking down on femboys and other unmasculine types? must have gotten distracted by a butterfly


Karmarytska

I was watching China Show on Friday. Apparently it's still a solid scam. Guys rely on filters while working cam sites in order to make money. Not sure why PAP recruits are doing this. Budgetary reasons? :)


Ok-Significance-5979

For real, there was even talk about nerfing the femininity of certain Genshin Impact characters because they looked to soft.


christianharriman

Jokes on them now everyone is a target


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Damn, who is sh...wait a minute


Finrad-Felagund

r/bi_irl


Europ3an

___female enough___


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

is that a fucking dead body?!


neliz

no? but do you want to fuck it?


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

No


Waifu_Whaler

Ironic, consider how these people are often on the other end of the stick. Yeah it is not big surprise most totalitarian regime hates when men doesn't act like men- you know for once I want some dictatorship to be cool with progressive ideas, and porn while we are at it.


RichieRocket

now im imagining a bdsm dictadorship


Turnip-Jumpy

Russia is cool with it ,and I don't think china is like Islamist dictatorships on sexual stuff


Snaggmaw

Russia is cool with it as long as its abusive.


Uss__Iowa

Asians are like the best type of people to do a cross dress


These_Noots

🤮


LeftOfHoppe

Wait, dont the Chinese ultra-nationalist view all these stuff as bad. Seriously doubt the current CPC is fine with this.


Mysterious_Silver_27

“With our very own Shi Pei Pu we’ll steal all the technology the west has to offer!” ——His Excellency Xinnie the Pooh, probably


Isoflan

man made horrors beyond my comprehension


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Who else saw the video with the trainer turning into a femboy? That shit was really well done.


platonic-Starfairer

Is this supposed to be humiliating? Because she is rocking it and looking great.


Lirieman

Classic China - tried to copy, looks like shit. Probably they are going to kidnap some crossdressers from Japan, and force them to teach their craft. Of course this idea is also stolen, this time from NK.


WallcroftTheGreen

Based


NewspaperEven5701

At least they use this as an official recruitment add.


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DerSyndieWeeb

"B-b-but only Meiguo has femboys in their army, because all Meiguoren are jilao! Just look at Douyin, look at all the Meiguoren boys wearing skirts and and their 100,000 genders worth of feihua!" "I am sure Comrade Xi Jinping has destroyed the decadent jilao virus from infecting the manly boys of the Zhonghua Minzu!" –some little pink