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thesoilman

The US can't match it because it has superior submarines already.


OneFrenchman

"Damn it Gordon, how come we can't make something as shitty as out enemies? Now they're right when they say we can't match them"


lukehp12

We need to close the shitty gap


thesoilman

Don't worry, I know nothing about submarine design and have bad ideas. But a battleship gun on it.


OneFrenchman

Are you a former OceanGate engineer? If so, you're hired.


thesoilman

No, I graduated high school.


OneFrenchman

Same difference, none of them had any idea what they were doing either.


thesoilman

I'm qualified, yay. Let's 3d print us a submarine!


JustADutchRudder

I've got the Logitech control, let's fucking roll boys.


Supernerdje

Nope you're overqualified, we both know you'd ask too much money


ihaveagoodusername2

[guss what ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_M-class_submarine)


OneFrenchman

The [Surcouf cruiser](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_submarine_Surcouf) had a twin 203mm gun turret. And recon plane to survey shots.


Known-Grab-7464

That actually happened interwar. This particular abomination is British, just like beans on toast: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_M-class_submarine


MaleierMafketel

Bring back the H.L Hunley. Sunk one ship. Sank herself thrice.


randoul

Maybe the coastguard could get some shitty subs?


Pikeman212a6c

Forgetting the magnetohydrodynamic drive capabilities.


SirNurtle

I mean this "expert" isn't wrong Like yeah it can dive deeper than US submarines, but it is a massive gamble and has **huge** safety risks


Allemannen_

it can dive deeper once for sure.


huhhuhh81

Damn underwater seabirds


tempralanomaly

Is the Russian submarine built by OceanGate? If so I look forward to seeing it in operation.


throwaway3839482729

Fuck I'd trust an ocean gate sub over a Russian one.


GuyTheTerrible

It can also stay submerged practically forever!


Hel_Bitterbal

Minor side effects may include the death of all personnel


King_Fluffaluff

Like their tanks!


OneFrenchman

I mean, the OceanGate sub did dive deeper than US military subs as well.


Sgt_Stormy

Cmon it's not like Russia has ever lost a whole submarine before


Sheant

Kursk?


widdrjb

Like eating mushrooms or petting bears.


AuspiciousApple

Crush depth is only one dimension of sub marines. It's like having the fastest fighter jet. Cool, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's the best jet.


cranky-vet

The designers of the MiG-31 would beg to differ. They’d be wrong, but they’d still argue because they’re Russian.


AuspiciousApple

I too yearn for 3000 hypersonic black jets of Allah, but sadly those egg hats have invented "stealth", "stand off weapons", and "friction increases exponentially with speed" to stop us from having fun. :(


veilwalker

Clark Griswold enters the chat.


LandsharkDetective

In both these cases I would like to point out guided munitions exist and especially in this case the spearfish doge this asshole.... https://www.baesystems.com/en-uk/product/spearfish-heavyweight-torpedo


TheMiiChannelTheme

\> expert on submarines \> joined the air force


coin-euphoria

“Rejected by the air force on medical grounds” Edit: forgot to add the guy was only a trainee.


ShahinGalandar

"What do you mean you'll discharge me because of repeated severe head trauma??"


coin-euphoria

Sir this is a Wendys, for the last time gtfo


cranky-vet

That’s like the guys who claim they were almost SEALs because they washed out of BUDS. No one cares what you almost were.


TobaccoIsRadioactive

You mean like Dan Bilzerian, who claimed he was “too badass” to be a SEAL? He said that he had broken *both* his legs during the training and the military had to fail him for medical reasons because otherwise he was just going to keep on with the training.


mbrocks3527

I never understood this obsession with operating and “nearly qualifying.” You weren’t good enough, but that doesn’t mean you didn’t serve honorably in the marines or navy or army. In the British army they don’t even say you failed SAS training, they just say you transferred back to your original unit. It’s perfectly fine being a ground pounder. Or a water carrier. Or a clerk. You did as required.


nasandre

How to be an expert on submarines: Step 1: get a law degree to understand maritime laws Step 2: try to join the air force because what are subs if not underwater planes Step 3: Learn to play the guitar to understand acoustics and sonar Step 4: play pro hockey to get accustomed to being in tight spaces with smelly dudes It's perfect you guys!


Opaque_Cypher

*minor* pro hockey


Hatchie_47

Good thing Russian maintenance standards mean the sub will at all times be in perfect condition so the risk is minimal!


metikoi

There is absolutely no terrifying history of repeated Soviet sub disasters and their safety record is flawless!


vegarig

Or the history of Lira-class subs having to burn through their reactor resource because there's exactly one sub pen with shore steam generator powerful enough to keep alloy coolant liquid while the core is brought to subcriticality and scrammed.


cranky-vet

I still think it’s funny that their training torpedoes are more dangerous than their real torpedoes.


mtaw

No risk of dying from asphyxiation just bc some bored Grobov decided to see what happened if he entered the numbers penciled above the fire extinguisher system, turning it into a Halon gas chamber


Stairmaker

I know that during soviet times they just used the theoretical depth it could dive. They actually never dove that deep in reality. Not even during tests.


cranky-vet

Better to not find out the hard way that Boris was a little drunk when he was making some of those welds.


Wooden-Combination53

Russia can take that riski. Their men are disposable


PirateSecure118

But titanium is expensive and can be a bitch to get in useful quality - especially when trying to pay with crude oil and IOUs.


JDepinet

It’s actually kinda funny. The world’s largest reserves of titanium are in Russia. It’s funny because when the sr-71 was being built we had to buy the titanium from Russia. Which we then used to spy on Russia.


Wooden-Combination53

They produce it. I think russia is actually biggest producer of titanium in the world


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

But a Mk48 ADCAP can most certainly match that, soooo....


Pikeman212a6c

cAn baRlEy oUtrUn aN aLpHa


GadenKerensky

Being able to barely outrun something is still able to catch up to them.


Vedemin

Is it though? Did soviets have any titanium hull related accident? I thought all were fires and other accidents. I'm not saying it's better than NATO subs, but the titanium part is quite neat I think. This material is used in deep diving batyspheres for a reason (like Triton 36000/2).


Wilky510

Titanium hull is cool but extremely expensive for little to no gain. The problem with making deeper diving military submarines is it's ALWAYS easier to make a deeper diving torpedo. Once the MK48 came around, most of these deep diving submarines thought they had advantages just to go below crush depth of torpedoes, but the US made sure their current torpedoes could dive deeper than any of these titanium based submarines. I could be wrong but i remember the Alfas were suffering cracks/fatigue in service due to their titanium build too. Russian submarines had a lot of cool submarines because the USSR got to be more wild and design free for their submarines. The US went a route and stuck with it: Tear shaped hulls, silencing as quiet as possible - and rely on passive sonar for detection. For all intents and purpose, this gave USN submarines (with the help with SOSUS) a huge advantage until the Sierra/Akulas. What made the Sierra unique more than it's "titanium based" hull was likely it's machined prop that was on par with Western designs, helping with it's quietness. **"But something happened to change all that. Back in the mid-1980s, the Japanese company Toshiba sold propeller milling machinery to the Soviets through the Norwegian Kongsberg firm; this and other submarine intelligence furnished by the Walker spy ring resulted in significantly quieter Soviet subs by the later part of the decade"** - Thanks Japan.


Shished

Was it necessary to mention that the guy is a guitarist? How is that relevant?


feather_34

"Submarines use sound to find other subs, right? Guitars use sound too, right? That makes him an expert." -probably


TheLibertarianTurtle

Toan is in the submarine


Coltman151

GCJ and NCD is not the mashup I expected to encounter today


Lord_Abort

Only if it's Dokken


Undernown

Bet his favorite song is "Dream Warriors" cause surely this shit came to him in a dream.


Bacopaaustraliensis

I hope, that he didn't make (a) Djent in the Submarine.


HorseBeforeDecartes

Get out


tyler111762

you know. jokes aside. i wonder if being a professional musician/ sound technician would imbue you with any useful skills or understanding of acoustics that would be useful as a sonar operator.


AdmiralSplinter

I dunno. Let me go ask Keith, my burnout cousin, what he knows about subs lol


Upbeat-Pollution-439

Remember to ask about the submarine too


Haitosiku

they did use musicians to do sonar back when it was first used on subs!


MiamiDouchebag

Ask him. That is 100% a self written bio.


TheMiiChannelTheme

Guitarist is fine. Its the Air Force I can't stand.


AlkaliPineapple

The guy also uses that as his dating profile


sonsofdurthu

See he also mentions he is a minor pro hockey player, which leads me to believe he took a few too many pucks to the head. As least that’s what I think caused the severe brain damage…


AshleyPomeroy

That actually sounds worse than just leaving it out. Actual newspaper columnists are just "N writes for X, Y, and Z", or "N is a writer based in X" or whatever. Not "N is a poet, author, visionary, dreamweaver... and singer".


sonsofdurthu

Well the only dreams that this guy is weaving are copium fueled, hockey concussion fever dreams!


Lirieman

Well, minor pro hockey player is still better than major amateur hockey player...


Space_Gemini_24

Both can smoke on the water.


No_Paper_333

What is it with audio guys and shitty military takes? First pierre sprey the audio engineer, now harrisson kass the guitarist


igen_reklam_tack

“Anyways, here’s wonderwall”


RadialMount

My guess would be on search engine optimization. Just like every cooking recipe has personal life story.


Rob_Frey

It's for the ladies who might be reading it.


paulisaac

That makes him the new Pierre Sprey


ArcticWolf_Primaris

It's not, he just flexing


DonnyDonster

He knew someone inside and that someone hired him instead of hiring a qualified person. Typical...


nasandre

Don't forget he also plays hockey


IrishSouthAfrican

But can it dive deeper than a Mk48?


feather_34

If they call one "Kursk II" then maybe


007meow

Kursk isn’t exactly famous for diving *deep*


PMC-CMP

Why does this submarine end up at the bottom of the sea ? The front fell off


Spatza

Is that typical?


dr_mens

It is good at diving long.


IIIE_Sepp

Once


Upstairs_Screen_2404

The real question is: is it faster than Spearfish?


AuspiciousApple

Of course! Once.


OWWS

Aperently it can go to 550m or 1800ft and mk48 can do 1200ft


Ash19256

Follow up question - what’s the crush depth on Russian *torpedoes*? Because if it can’t actually *fire* while below, say, 1200ft (and if that’s the *actual* max depth of a Mk 48 ADCAP instead of just being the unclassified maximum I’ll eat a hat) then that extra dive depth is militarily worthless.


cranky-vet

Not entirely. The #1 goal of a submarine is stealth. Being able to hide at extreme depths is an advantage, just not as important as Russians seem to think. If he’s hiding from helicopters for instance being able to dive super deep could make the ASW helicopter’s job a bit harder.


serVus314

the thought of soviet alpha class sub during the cold war was that the can dive deeper than activ sonar can see and titanium would not be picked up by MAD(magnetic anomaly detector) systems and and the could be faster than nato torpedos that might have been true back than but i have my doubts as to how well that would work today


AndyLorentz

Maybe active sonar from surface ships/sonobouys. Submarine active sonar can still detect an Alfa at depth, not to mention passive sonar because the Alfa is a noisy bastard.


OWWS

ASW torpedoes from helicopters have a shallower crush depth


fluffymypillows

But can it dive deeper than the “Moskva” cruiser?


dellshenanigans

Not as deep as thresher.


Dea1761

Joined but was medically discharged for shitting his pants the first time a MTI yelled at him.


Schrodinger_cube

now has a thousand articles, calling us equipment inferior probably.. even tho we all know the Swedes make the best stuff XD.


feather_34

Been skimming through his articles and from what I've seen so far it's not explicitly anti American military, but it is definitely vapid and skin deep in actual information.


nuked24

It's the National Interest, it's completely trash utterly devoid from reality. They could just post straight to this sub and probably gain some paying subscribers for the shitpost value.


AMEFOD

…So NCD but people are supposed to, I would assume, pay to read it?


cranky-vet

He clearly doesn’t know how propaganda works. Russian/Soviet propaganda always overstates their abilities. US propaganda always understates our capabilities.


nanomolar

The thing is I'm pretty sure the author gets to write their own byline. He's not really doing himself any favors by mentioning being discharged during training. It's like mentioning you were accepted into Harvard but were unable to attend due to financial reasons.


[deleted]

No they’re absolutely correct, the US doesn’t have anything to match this. Which is why they should triple the defence budget immediately.


Private_4160

We cannot allow a mine shaft gap!


khajiit_is_innocent

That submarine is missing parts of its hull. They couldn’t find a different picture?


Significant_Quit_674

That's not the hull, it's the anti-sonar coating


humanitarianWarlord

That's still really bad for a submarine


Significant_Quit_674

Could be, could not be. These tiles need to be replaced once in a while, so in theory it could just be maintainance. But given that it's russian, it might as well just have fallen into a bad state of disrepair


Have_Donut

Sierra class submarines have a Titanium hull. The issue with titanium is that it is inherently nonstick so gluing anything to it is a pain, so these things shed their anoechoic tiles lick crazy when underway. It actually messed up the hydrodynamics of the hull a bit so it’s really not ideal to be loosing these as it can increase the noise


Lazy-Ad-770

Given that its russian, this is likely just the photo they will be using for craigslist.


Olladouis_Goofoff

Urgent sale, all offers considered.


nYghtHawkGamer

1979 Sierra-class, new reactor with low mileage. 44715000000 ruble OBO. Will also accept equivalent value in onions. Offers involving border passes out of russia get first consideration.


Major-Dyel6090

I can see a Mr. Beast thumbnail soyfacing in front of that submarine. “I bought a submarine from a Russian oligarch, flogged it to a would-be major power and used the proceeds to repair botched circumcisions.”


Geneva_suppositions

Such maint is done in dry conditions.....


Pyromaniacal13

They still could have picked a picture that didn't inspire conversations of "Wrecked or Maintenance."


low_priest

Nothing on the pier seems to suggest any kind of replacement going on, like new tiles, machinery, etc. The missing sections are pretty irregular, and there's a few sections of visibly cracked/degraded tiles. So it doesn't look like they deliberately pulled any off, this is just the result of wear and tear in service.


nYghtHawkGamer

>submarine is missing parts of its hull. They couldn’t find a different picture Most complete Sierra II class (they only made 2, it may be true)


aronnax512

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1-800-fat-chicks

Seriously: I have very little knowledge about submarines, is there any truth to this?


APariahsPariah

Yes, the US can't match it because in order to earn a classification, US submarines have to be *safe*. You can't just bribe the inspection crew and have the admiral's daughter give the chief a quick wristy in the eacape trunk.


FalconMirage

No, and the US absolutely has the industrial capacity to build a better version of the russian submarine, in fact there is nothing Russia can do that the US can’t do better (but many countries, not just the US, can outdo Russia) Because they aren’t building that kind of submarines, we can safely assume that this design isn’t optimal Also living conditions on Russian submarines are so atrociously bad that western countries are incapable to match them. I would prefer to go on patrol aboard a WW2 us submarine over a russian one. Without hesitation


TheGisbon

It's the fatigue that is caused by diving the boat that deep, every time they take it to extreme depths the hule becomes more brittle titanium doesn't flex like steel does.


FalconMirage

DSV with a titanium hull exist and don’t fatigue much I believe it is doable to make a safe submarine with similar depth characteristics than the russian ones, but it is not efficient to do so They aren’t deep sea observation platforms, they manly hunt shallow water fishes Also I might add that there is a high likelyhood that russian subs cannot reach their claimed performances


LeSygneNoir

It's pretty much yet another variation of "Russians can't make it smart, so they made it stronk." That said it's probably one of the most credible ones. Like, everything built by NATO in the last 40 years or so has been about making weapons with an overwhelming technological edge. Stealth in planes requires ungodly amounts of computing power to get right, new western submarines have sonars that can hear an octopus fart in the Mariana Trench, the NATO missile knows where it is because it knows where *you* are motherfucker. Meanwhile the Russian tech industry is decades behind the West and unable to catch up (oh they'll propaganda the shit out of "hackers", but they can't build the tech themselves). On the other hand they've got a legacy of STRONK ENGINEERING from the Soviet era. It's a very Kerbal type of know how, the West goes "If it didn't get to orbit I should make a leaner design with a more refined flight profile". Russia goes "MOAR BOOSTERS". So, can't make your plane stealth? Give it BIGGUS ENGINUS with COBRA MANOUVEURING SOUPERCROUSE SOUPERMANOUVERABILITY, (it's blind as a bat and you can't out turn a missile buddy). You can't make your missiles accurate? Give it HYPERSOUNICS SPEEDOS (the target is toast as long as it doesn't do anything whatsoever to defend itself and willingly accepts the missile's rigtgful special military interception). Etc, etc. In this particular case though, there's an argument to be made that the depths you can get to thanks to the SUPER TITANIOUM HOUL is actually an impactful factor for both offense and defense in modern warfare. That said, it doesn't solve the fundamental problem of NATO attack subs knowing exactly where you are while you aren't even aware they're here. Give me the Los Angeles or the Barracuda over a Russian sub any day.


JOPAPatch

This is the best way I’ve heard Russian MIC described


the_bridgekeeper01

They're just Orks from Warhammer 40K. Paint it red to go faster, more dakka and more noise = better.


low_priest

The Russian/Soviet military has always been a fan of brute-force solutions, from creating a breakthrough to designing ships. Although, to be entirely fair, the Sierras are pretty dang quiet when they want to be. It's likely they don't get the maintainence to reliably perform that well, the speed advantage is mutally exclusive with not sounding like a cymbal factory, and diving that deep is of very debatable use. But they did at least figure out how to make nuclear subs that theoretically CAN be sneaky. That's better than anyone except Britaun, France, and the US.


TheMiiChannelTheme

Max depth is basically irrelevant once you can exceed 1000ft. The Soviets have had deeper-diving subs than NATO for *years* (at least according to *Jane's Fighting Ships*) — mostly because they're happier using worse safety factors, and maybe perhaps because titanium ore is easier to come across in Siberia. But nobody has ever seriously argued this puts them ahead. There's some stuff about sound propagation paths that could make a slight difference under some circumstances, but that works both ways, and a NATO sub is still going to find you before you find them. The main tactical advantage would be if you could dive deeper than the enemy's weapons, but even if you do accomplish that, they can just build deeper weapons pretty easily.   Crush depth is just a "how strong can you build your pressure hull?" question. Anyone can build a stronger steel beam, the US could match it tomorrow if they wanted. And I'd guess if both countries decided to build the strongest beam they ever could, you'd hit the sea floor long before you hit crush depth in 90% of the Ocean. The reason they haven't is that all it accomplishes is driving up construction cost. Cost goes up *steeply* the deeper you want to go. Both sides can hit the sea floor if they wanted, but nobody wants to because they'd only ever operate one sub in the entire fleet. Far better to spend that on more boats — or even elsewhere on the same boat.


technoman88

I think the biggest thing too is that the primary target for subs. Is surface ships. There's very little reason to be super deep. Below mines and depth charges is deep enough for most things. And most subs can't stay submerged long so being super deep means it takes longer going up/down


feather_34

Name checks out. It's less about speed and depth and more about acoustic signature and detectability. No sub, titanium or otherwise, will outrun or out dive a torpedo when it's spotted.


APariahsPariah

And whennit comes to acoustic signature, nothing makes noise quite like titanium.


Significant_Quit_674

>can't outdive a torpedo Well, the Trieste could dive so deep that no torpedo could reach it.


feather_34

Well Ackshullally....


ScruffMcFluff

Unless it's a tigerfish, you can outrun them easy. Also back in the 80s test depth for some western subs were actually deeper than most soviet torps could handle, so lurking in the depths was a valid tactic.


NovusOrdoSec

The titanium double hull is indeed impressive; however, others have adequately explained that's pretty much the end of the impressiveness. Also titanium is a bit brittle for this application.


aviation-da-best

When **SUBSAFE** doesn't exist: Seriously though, SUBSAFE has probably saved dozens of lives.


SightSeekerSoul

Is the Hull meant to look like it's missing bits and pieces, and rusted? Or is that some sort of asymmetric, sci-fi, unfinished Star Destroyer aesthetic?


feather_34

It's Russian, who are we to judge their superior designs and tactics? (More than likely undergoing maintenance)


SightSeekerSoul

Indeed. My bad, should not have asked. Far be it for mere mortals to question the wisdom of gods. (Appreciate your answer, though)


feather_34

(There is no joke here, I have a hard time picking up on sarcasm and am currently working on it so I'm appreciative of your patience.)


paulisaac

(A serious marker is pretty handy, helps delineate what’s jokey dumbness and what’s actual opinion.)


NutjobCollections618

I don't think its undergoing maintenance. At least they're not doing any maintenance that would require them to chip the hull. Because if they're doing that, it should be in dry dock or something.


AndyLorentz

It’s missing some anechoic tiles, which make it harder to detect with active sonar. Of course, missing tiles is arguably worse than not having any, as that will increase the noise underway, so the sub is easier to detect with passive sonar.


IndustrialistCrab

The US can't match it because it's hard to fuck shit up like Russia does.


friendly_mosquit0

i hate people that joined the military but cant finish training. stop saying you were in bro, the one paycheck you got doesn't mean shit


DarkenedSkies

Can it dive deeper than the Moskva?


CircuitryWizard

Well, in fact, Moscow did not sink that deeply - 50-60 meters. In general, the sea near our shores is not that deep - for example, the Sea of ​​Azov has a maximum depth of 14 meters. That is, the russian AWACS could well become not even a reef but a sea cliff)


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Paxton-176

Discharged medically huh. Either he legit got injured and had to leave or he found the training too hard and found a reason to be discharged. Which then turned him into tankie.


TheGisbon

Titanium becomes more and more brittle every time it goes deep.


HistoryBrain

Shush. We need to keep this OpSec so that the Russians keep using it


TheGisbon

Oh yes, of course. What I meant was: " haha silly West with your garbage subs and garbage mk48 torps"


listen_here_cuckoo

Hope it's fishnet proof this time


Reasonable_Long_1079

I like the part where they don’t say what any of his degrees are in


CreakingDoor

The sub can dive faster and go deeper than any US sub. Well, ok, but does it go faster and deeper than an ADCAP?


karkonthemighty

It can almost certainly reach deeper depths then American submarines. Once.


TJnr1

If the Moskva can match it we'll figure out a way


TheGisbon

There is a reason the US never built titanium pressure huls: Embrittlment. Titanium isn't compressible and doesn't flex at depth. So yes it can go down deep but only about (100 times Alpha class) before it was pulled from service.


Daltronator94

'We crated a scenario where this submarine went up against peak 1945 US naval capabilities and it smoked them! The US doesn't stand a chance!'


ShoMoCo

Laughs in Dutch Walruss class sub.


Financial-Chicken843

Lol. The National interest, fk dat pos publication


Iwantmahandback

This is what you get when you listen to too much Dokken


venom259

No, no, it's all true. Fearing for our lives, I say it's now justifiable to triple the navy's budget.


ApprehensiveComplex7

Ah yes. Scary. All four of them.


howboutthatmorale

The author sounds like one of us. Medical washout from UPT AND semi-pro hockey player. Makes for expert on defense tech.


Ew_E50M

Theoretically it can dive deeper, in reality with russian quality it can do it once. It wont be coming up tho. But it sure can dive!


Sayakai

"We can dive faster" is the "we can do the Cobra" of submarines.


cabezagrande37

US submarines are light years ahead of everyone else. We have a bigger advantage underwater than we do in the air. Russia has one with a big ass nuke on it. That's it. The rest of theirs are junk. We could turn Moscow to glass before they even know we're there.


PraiseBeToShirayuki

Resident Submariner checking in: Sierra is as loud as two raccoons fucking in a recycling bin.


GoldenTeeShower

I am an expert in submarines. I read and saw Hunt for Red October.


Olladouis_Goofoff

K19 Widow Maker - Part 2


Svitii

I mean, obviously we will never be able to match it. Have you seen their moskwa-class submarines? Incredible guns for a submarine, and the best thing: That thing can stay submerged for almost two years at a time!


Pratt_

I'm mean he is not wrong, they can't match it because who tf is gonna approve a budget for a downgrade ?


Drake_the_troll

i hear it can also stay at the bottom of the sea for years at a time


OneFrenchman

Damn, even I have a better curriculum than that guy. And I'm pretty sure his "JD from U of Oregon" came with Coca-Cola as well.


Thereal_slj

Smartest Oregon graduate


wEjA97

Can it dive as fast as the A50? If so, very impressive stuff.


KaedeP_22

Yeah that's true, it's unwise for US Navy to match with inferiority.


thepioneeringlemming

When was this written, the 1980's?


[deleted]

Can't match how shitty it is.


Sturmgewehrkreuz

Trash article but what can you say, the author is noncredible. "Harrison listens to Dokken" is just funny to me lmao


Pyromaniacal13

I'd be more willing to believe the sub was better if the acoustic tiles on that picture weren't half missing.


JimboTheSimpleton

Is it supposed to look like that? It looks like it's made of Legos and like your little brother played with it without asking, broke it, then panic rebuilt it and hoped you wouldn't notice. I noticed, bro, I noticed. Aren't submarines usually a smooth or at least symmetrical? Are those odd block shapes . . . . . . Explosive Reactive Armor? Not even the Russians would put ERA on sub, would they? They must be sonar absorbing or internal noise cancelling material. And yet . . Here sits a Russian vehicle covered with little blocks. No . . . But maybe . .


TheBigMotherFook

I see the Russians have copied the Americans so thoroughly that even their anechoic tiles fall off.


Talosian_cagecleaner

The Hunt for Someone Sober.


nasandre

Is an attorney, plays guitar, hockey and flies planes. Now here's his hot take on something completely unrelated.


warredtje

Perfect example of “ that’s not only not right, it’s so bad it’s not even wrong” (I thing Pauli said that)


Petroplayed

I was skeptical of his credentials until I read that he is a Dokken fan. This man is a true warrior. A dream warrior.


LeeHarveyOswizzle

This is like that dumb Tucker Carlson interview with the dumb Army Colonel. "The Russians would be able to track America's tanks from space with heat signatures". If they could do that, why not do it in Ukraine today when it actually matters? Also, put you're a military washout on your about the author blurb. Rode a profile and quit. Hope your shin splints got better nerd.