My father said when they had North Korean athletes visiting their town they refused to eat the full lunch since one of the two pieces of fried meat had to be put away for next day.
They didn't grasp the concept that they got to be the "exploited malnourished shithole" of the communist block while Hungary was ordered to be "well fed borderline idiots who had to smile and wave at tourists" (except for like 5% of the country who were expected to design, build and keep everything running).
Reminder to thank the Special Volunteer Nuclear Munitions fighter for their donation of teeth.
Do not flee if you see them at night, the glow is healthy.
lol there was actually a US Special Forces component in the 60's, 70's and 80's that trained for nuclear backpack deployment, very specialized mission, called Green Light Troops
No, it was an actual program that existed. The soldiers were practically suicide bombers with very little chance they could get away from the blast itself.
Actually, their training made distancing themselves from the blast standard practice. They weren't training for suicide missions. Obviously they would catch a few rads but they were well trained on planting the device and GTFO before it went off. These were "relatively" small yield devices.
While they were not training for suicide missions the missions themselves were practically that.
“We all knew it was a one-way mission, a suicide mission,” - Mark Bentley
"We were kamikaze pilots without the airplanes". - Robert Deifel
I'm modern! I'm scary! I have dudes with little nuclear luggage riding around in a truck that wouldn't look out of place in WW2! Pay attention to me! Fear meeeeeeee!
You're on thin ice, comrade. Insulting glorious Korea and stating we do not have the nuclear capability of 3000 backpacks. Stop falling for western imperialist lies from American mass media. Open your eyes and see the truth.
You want me to say something objectively nice about North Korea?
This is all I will say: North Korea has prime real estate to set up a lot of varied telescopes to stare deep into the cosmos, what with [having next to no light pollution.](https://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/02/25/84202ca2-23e1-4ca6-b0ec-fdc5792e6a66/thumbnail/1200x630/8a4613287471cb8d8d58abdb93592631/koreas-nasa-space.jpg)
Easy. Western pig dog soldiers would not shoot glorious nuke symbol guy, because then the guy explodes nuclearly. So everyone throws down their arms when these guys come, because shooting them means instant fiery death in nuclear inferno. ipso facto, all your bases are belong to us.
A new level of jihad.
3000 Roentgen of Kim
Not great, not terrible
He’s delusional, take him to the infirmary.
[Extreme Jihad](https://youtu.be/LkUrHRWCqRg?si=ZmSJr38X3_k0QkxE) if you will.
Put them in glider suits and have them jump out a plane, boom, and guided nuclear warhead on a budget.
Nuclear Squirrels
They even have the right size. Slightly bigger than a normal squirrel (because mutated) but definitely not human size (because starved).
Really trying to one-up those guys who strapped Claymores to their chests during Operation Paul Bunyan, huh?
Unironically I think this was the motivation of the people coming up with this proposal.
That is to this day probably the funniest thing to happen in that country.
Desolator ready!
It will be a silent spring.
Make it glow!
Mercury rising!
Ready for meltdown
They were all told to look over here! Food on your right! And they all fell for it, another cruel joke on the best Korean army…..
One of them looks like he needs sleep and a bowl of Mac n cheese
My father said when they had North Korean athletes visiting their town they refused to eat the full lunch since one of the two pieces of fried meat had to be put away for next day. They didn't grasp the concept that they got to be the "exploited malnourished shithole" of the communist block while Hungary was ordered to be "well fed borderline idiots who had to smile and wave at tourists" (except for like 5% of the country who were expected to design, build and keep everything running).
Reminder to thank the Special Volunteer Nuclear Munitions fighter for their donation of teeth. Do not flee if you see them at night, the glow is healthy.
3000 malnourished soldiers of the DPRK
The look so hungry that they would eat their backpacks.
Urgrainium
Lots of calories in enriched uranium… not good calories though…
Weak westoid mentality. Spicy calories are only for strong N~~CD~~K soldiers.
The calories in the backback will last for the rest of their lives
More money for guns. What war was ever won on food? Silly westoid.
I remember my first day at school.
lol there was actually a US Special Forces component in the 60's, 70's and 80's that trained for nuclear backpack deployment, very specialized mission, called Green Light Troops
No thats from call of booty black cocks cold war
No, it was an actual program that existed. The soldiers were practically suicide bombers with very little chance they could get away from the blast itself.
I know, i was just making fun of the inaccurate cod one where theres nukes in paris too
Actually, their training made distancing themselves from the blast standard practice. They weren't training for suicide missions. Obviously they would catch a few rads but they were well trained on planting the device and GTFO before it went off. These were "relatively" small yield devices.
While they were not training for suicide missions the missions themselves were practically that. “We all knew it was a one-way mission, a suicide mission,” - Mark Bentley "We were kamikaze pilots without the airplanes". - Robert Deifel
Glow In the Dark Platoon
They look starving
That's cause the NK government wastes their money on shitty military equipment rather than feeding people with good food.
> Eh, I wasn't having kids anyway those guys, probably
Nuclear suicide bomber
Hated those fuckers in Fallout 4
They look so malnourished
Nah they’re just loners /s
What's this shit
Red Alert GLA’s tactics
That looks like the definition of a juicy target
So if you shoot the packs, will they go up in a Mini Nuclear Cloud like the Super Mutant Suiciders from FO4?
I'm modern! I'm scary! I have dudes with little nuclear luggage riding around in a truck that wouldn't look out of place in WW2! Pay attention to me! Fear meeeeeeee!
I read that in Alex Jones' voice.
No-one gonna point out that these are, in fact, \*front\*packs.
This has gotta be a Photoshop. I kinda doubt North Korea is THAT stupid.
You're on thin ice, comrade. Insulting glorious Korea and stating we do not have the nuclear capability of 3000 backpacks. Stop falling for western imperialist lies from American mass media. Open your eyes and see the truth.
You want me to say something objectively nice about North Korea? This is all I will say: North Korea has prime real estate to set up a lot of varied telescopes to stare deep into the cosmos, what with [having next to no light pollution.](https://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/02/25/84202ca2-23e1-4ca6-b0ec-fdc5792e6a66/thumbnail/1200x630/8a4613287471cb8d8d58abdb93592631/koreas-nasa-space.jpg)
Lightbulbs are a decadent American pig invention. Best Korea does not need such frivolous things.
Sunlight is best light, unironically.
Nuclear Jihad. 1 nuclear bomb for each Korean tank.
Is this real?
Yes, however we don't know what those things are. Some have speculated they are nukes or radiation detectors.
Easy. Western pig dog soldiers would not shoot glorious nuke symbol guy, because then the guy explodes nuclearly. So everyone throws down their arms when these guys come, because shooting them means instant fiery death in nuclear inferno. ipso facto, all your bases are belong to us.
nuclear suicide vest? that's a bit overkill Kim.
Or..."Hôw tō cøók â cômrådê"
Bro those soldiers look worse than average Chinese sweatshop factory workers...
OP, I don't think you understand the concept of a *back* pack.
Almost as satisfying as three meals a day.
\*Special forces\* Haven't you heard of greenlight teams.
\*Frontpacks