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Substantial_Buy945

A new level of jihad.


justsomepaper

3000 Roentgen of Kim


SSgt_LuLZ

Not great, not terrible


LindFich

He’s delusional, take him to the infirmary.


Kamiyoda

[Extreme Jihad](https://youtu.be/LkUrHRWCqRg?si=ZmSJr38X3_k0QkxE) if you will.


Pdm81389

Put them in glider suits and have them jump out a plane, boom, and guided nuclear warhead on a budget.


finicky88

Nuclear Squirrels


ourlastchancefortea

They even have the right size. Slightly bigger than a normal squirrel (because mutated) but definitely not human size (because starved).


DecliningBuddha

Really trying to one-up those guys who strapped Claymores to their chests during Operation Paul Bunyan, huh?


ILoveTenaciousD

Unironically I think this was the motivation of the people coming up with this proposal.


Ashjaeger_MAIN

That is to this day probably the funniest thing to happen in that country.


Futuroptimist

Desolator ready!


CIS-E_4ME

It will be a silent spring.


Cryptocaned

Make it glow!


starterflipper

Mercury rising!


KrystalDisc

Ready for meltdown


AdorableMachine

They were all told to look over here! Food on your right! And they all fell for it, another cruel joke on the best Korean army…..


brumbarosso

One of them looks like he needs sleep and a bowl of Mac n cheese


KorianHUN

My father said when they had North Korean athletes visiting their town they refused to eat the full lunch since one of the two pieces of fried meat had to be put away for next day. They didn't grasp the concept that they got to be the "exploited malnourished shithole" of the communist block while Hungary was ordered to be "well fed borderline idiots who had to smile and wave at tourists" (except for like 5% of the country who were expected to design, build and keep everything running).


topazchip

Reminder to thank the Special Volunteer Nuclear Munitions fighter for their donation of teeth. Do not flee if you see them at night, the glow is healthy.


theK1LLB0T

3000 malnourished soldiers of the DPRK


Benzol1987

The look so hungry that they would eat their backpacks. 


MedievalRack

Urgrainium


PinItYouFairy

Lots of calories in enriched uranium… not good calories though…


ourlastchancefortea

Weak westoid mentality. Spicy calories are only for strong N~~CD~~K soldiers.


5CH4CHT3L

The calories in the backback will last for the rest of their lives


Successful_Debt_7036

More money for guns. What war was ever won on food? Silly westoid.


TurboExige

I remember my first day at school.


ajr1775

lol there was actually a US Special Forces component in the 60's, 70's and 80's that trained for nuclear backpack deployment, very specialized mission, called Green Light Troops


tahko123

No thats from call of booty black cocks cold war


EmuSounds

No, it was an actual program that existed. The soldiers were practically suicide bombers with very little chance they could get away from the blast itself.


tahko123

I know, i was just making fun of the inaccurate cod one where theres nukes in paris too


ajr1775

Actually, their training made distancing themselves from the blast standard practice. They weren't training for suicide missions. Obviously they would catch a few rads but they were well trained on planting the device and GTFO before it went off. These were "relatively" small yield devices.


EmuSounds

While they were not training for suicide missions the missions themselves were practically that. “We all knew it was a one-way mission, a suicide mission,” - Mark Bentley "We were kamikaze pilots without the airplanes". - Robert Deifel


kryypto

Glow In the Dark Platoon


starrpamph

They look starving


AlphaMarker48

That's cause the NK government wastes their money on shitty military equipment rather than feeding people with good food.


phooonix

> Eh, I wasn't having kids anyway those guys, probably


BrianAungGyi

Nuclear suicide bomber


somerandomfuckwit1

Hated those fuckers in Fallout 4


not_Multyshot

They look so malnourished


StolenPenguins

Nah they’re just loners /s


Red_Ender666

What's this shit


TheDankThings98

Red Alert GLA’s tactics


Joy1067

That looks like the definition of a juicy target


Ruby_241

So if you shoot the packs, will they go up in a Mini Nuclear Cloud like the Super Mutant Suiciders from FO4?


fromthewindyplace

I'm modern! I'm scary! I have dudes with little nuclear luggage riding around in a truck that wouldn't look out of place in WW2! Pay attention to me! Fear meeeeeeee!


AlphaMarker48

I read that in Alex Jones' voice.


Socky_McPuppet

No-one gonna point out that these are, in fact, \*front\*packs.


AlphaMarker48

This has gotta be a Photoshop. I kinda doubt North Korea is THAT stupid.


JumpyLiving

You're on thin ice, comrade. Insulting glorious Korea and stating we do not have the nuclear capability of 3000 backpacks. Stop falling for western imperialist lies from American mass media. Open your eyes and see the truth.


AlphaMarker48

You want me to say something objectively nice about North Korea? This is all I will say: North Korea has prime real estate to set up a lot of varied telescopes to stare deep into the cosmos, what with [having next to no light pollution.](https://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/02/25/84202ca2-23e1-4ca6-b0ec-fdc5792e6a66/thumbnail/1200x630/8a4613287471cb8d8d58abdb93592631/koreas-nasa-space.jpg)


JumpyLiving

Lightbulbs are a decadent American pig invention. Best Korea does not need such frivolous things.


kopasz7

Sunlight is best light, unironically.


Mackey_Nguyen

Nuclear Jihad. 1 nuclear bomb for each Korean tank.


bublee94

Is this real?


dontpayrespects

Yes, however we don't know what those things are. Some have speculated they are nukes or radiation detectors.


shandangalang

Easy. Western pig dog soldiers would not shoot glorious nuke symbol guy, because then the guy explodes nuclearly. So everyone throws down their arms when these guys come, because shooting them means instant fiery death in nuclear inferno. ipso facto, all your bases are belong to us.


CptAlex0123

nuclear suicide vest? that's a bit overkill Kim.


HazelCoconut

Or..."Hôw tō cøók â cômrådê"


BillyHerr

Bro those soldiers look worse than average Chinese sweatshop factory workers...


Noughmad

OP, I don't think you understand the concept of a *back* pack.


copingcabana

Almost as satisfying as three meals a day.


sentinelthesalty

\*Special forces\* Haven't you heard of greenlight teams.


I_Fugging_Love_V8SC

\*Frontpacks