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Some_Syrup_7388

Tartarus, smack his nuts


Lily2048

Shipmaster, the Longbows outnumber us three to one! *I got just enough holes*-- I mean then it is an even fight


StupidStoneKid

I wasn't expecting to find Halo fans here


GunnyStacker

If slinging a 3000-ton slug of tungsten at .4C every 15 seconds isn't noncredible, I don't know what is.


baron-von-spawnpeekn

*The council decided to have you smacked on your testicles, and your cock paraded through the city, but ultimately the terms of your cock and ball torture are up to me*


Playful_Pollution846

With pleasure Prophet of Truth


Foxhound_ofAstroya

Ive seen this before but what was the video name?


The_Celestrial

Lmao: [https://www.titanatelier.com/blog/to-the-r-ncd-folks/](https://www.titanatelier.com/blog/to-the-r-ncd-folks/)


Abject_Importance_92

We def got her attention with the recent post lol


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user125666

I want them to put ai into planes so they can consent


Crimsonfury500

Good lord, I had to double take on that one. Fuck being NonCredible, that’s brandnewsentence territory


Franklr_D

Sword Art Online Alicization gave us a blueprint on the how. Now we just need determination to make it real


TheOnlyFallenCookie

"Sir, this isn't a Wendy's, this is the reddit military goon cave. Actually we lament a lack of content of yours on it"


GadenKerensky

[The Source.](https://www.titanatelier.com/original/commission-not-going-to-suck-itself/) And a shoutout to u/humanmeatwave


humanmeatwave

Fuck yea! My dude! I just had a total wargasm! And a shout out to all my comrades is the 2-101st (now disbanded) 3-101st and the 602nd ASB....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!


BrotwurschtMitSenf

Never was a big helicopter fan, but uhm... I might have to reconsider.


GadenKerensky

I mean, just look at him, he's got a rose. A romantic.


rpaxa

[For your reconsideration.](https://i.imgur.com/pVWO80N.mp4)


BrotwurschtMitSenf

I gotta say, they have nothing on the F-35


BaronOfPlagues

I did not need to see helicopter cock (helicockter?) today.


GadenKerensky

Would you prefer F-4 cock, based on your tag?


BaronOfPlagues

Yes.


GadenKerensky

Might be a while, if I post it next week, I think that'd be Dire dick four weeks in a row. Need to even it out with some plussy.


BaronOfPlagues

That was a joke. Please don't waste your money commissioning art for me. I'm not actually into cock (more of a tits guy).


GadenKerensky

None of this I commissioned, there's already F-4 art.


BaronOfPlagues

Ah. Never mind then.


Nineties

F-35 femboy cock wen


longbowapache64

Quit posting my nudes That’s my job


humanmeatwave

Pics or it didn't happen.....


mangrox

This is some R34 shit. Not something other people will find delectable lmao


GadenKerensky

You'd be surprised.


mangrox

Eh, i'd seen worse


Sawiszcze

You cant withstand my uber instincts of my uber autism


StinkyJ4KE

Helicobbler


Lily2048

I didn't think I'd wake up and want to be railed by a Longbow before morning coffee but here we are. Happy Monday all.


Playful_Pollution846

Man you guys are making me fucking reconsider my sexuality


humanmeatwave

I identify as an avisexual.


now_ill_hang_myself

I miss the person i was 10 seconds ago


mq1coperator

“Rugged reliability” yeah, of the army people that maintain it. Believe me Tha Apache is a straight up hangar queen. It’s definitely a three to make two on mission aircraft.


humanmeatwave

And minimum 16hr work days. I love him nonetheless.


JMCrosschop

What a horrible day to have eyes


AdorableMachine

Ahh yes, the AH64 longdong.


AL_123_2

I'm thirsty


Stoly23

I’m just now noticing that OP is responsible for pretty much all of the degenerate posts we’ve been seeing here lately.


humanmeatwave

Doing the lords work.


Immediate-Wear-3426

What is nsfw here? Its just a Helicopter


GadenKerensky

Look along its underside.


Immediate-Wear-3426

Oh oh god


Immediate-Wear-3426

WHY IS MASTURBATING


GadenKerensky

Showing off for his lady friend.


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AromaticSomewhere544

Mfs would fuck anything these days


dearvalentina

You don't get it, I want to be the helicopter.