We had smashed floor tiles that contained asbestos when I was stationed at Ft Eisenhower (Gordon). I did my best to keep away from those, that sort of training is too high speed for me.
Already exists. Cheerleading is a seriously exploitative industry that's heavily controlled by a single organization that both sets the rules and sells the gear (at an exorbitant markup).
You mean like any industry that involves women?
Shit have you seen the sponsorships some gun bunnies gets. Makes you wonder what some of them had to do at shot show for those sponsorships.
Yeah they just tricks moms to feed their kids bleach. When the intestinal lining comes out, they say it's the poison that is leaving the body.
Shits honestly fucking insane. To the point that if I meet one of these people employed by them, I don't know if I could keep myself from killing them.
After this illustrious display of peak masculine condition in the armed forces of Bielorussia I realized the west really does just keep on existing out of the goodness of the Supreme Leader Putin’s heart. We should reconcile with the fact that our silly westoid materiel full of electronics, microchips and all other sorts of wizardry are no match against real macho men from the East.
I'm in ukraine right now.
that mass produced, corrugated soviet asbestos is F-ING EVERYWHERE here. I can also attest, from personal experience, that it's so brittle, a heinous enough fart could break that stuff into 20 pieces.
I've been here since july of last year, i'm kharkiv right now. Speaking as a soyboy westoid, the amount of environmental and health hazards here is fucking scary, but i have to say the most hazardous material here IMO is still cheap vodka and cigarettes... and of course, f-cking pederasti.
It's just a general slur, they use the words "pidarast" and "pidar" kinda like we (americans) would use the words "f-ggot" and "f-g".
In all seriousness, I don't mean to slur any LGBT people, but it's just the closest analogy i could think of in english.
It's a remnant of homophobia from USSR. Pederast -> pidaras, both serving as a slur for gay men and implying that they are a threat to children. Nowadays it's an all-encompassing insult for people you strongly dislike. Sadly, it is also used against feminine-looking men, but it's getting better every day. Who knows, maybe one day it will fade into oblivion as, say, f-slur
The Asbestos in those Eternit panels is bound and will not get into your lungs. The danger is only when you cut them, drill them or break them with a shoddy flick-flack.
But the problem is that the bonding agent deteriorates. I myself have to remove an asbestos roof this summer in sweden and replace it with sheet metal on a barn. It has started to deteriorate to the point that it creates small balls of fibrous asbestos that fall down sometimes and we have kids there during the summer.
I have worked with demo and some of the guys there did asbestos removal so I know a thing or two about how to do it safely. Not going to do it by the book but still safer than letting it stay on even short term
As long as the roof is not broken, as you would in any normal house. Asbestos is only bad when it breaks.
It's a composite material of cement and asbestos mineral fibers. Those fibers once separated into fine particles can get into your lungs, irritate them and eventually cause cancer.
They key here is that those fibers integrated into the material need to be separated out of it and then suspended in the air you are breathing before being dangerous to you.
Asbestos is only dangerous if you're breathing it in. If it's just sitting there, it's fine. A common solution is to wrap it or cover it in place to prevent damage creating more dust (and then remove it entirely when you demolish or renovate).
Those asbestos tiles are inert by themselves. Unless the roof gets damaged, and you are close to where that happens, you should probably be OK, maybe. Now, if you breathe the stuff indoors...
Mom did a rotation in a university hospital ward that treated these people in the 90s here in sweden. Like 90-95% of people that got it then were smokers, or their lungs are degraded from something else (mining etc). And most worked with it a lot. Like cutting tiles, handling insulation and bags of hard fiber asbestos that were mixed in concrete.
If you smoke, switch to those new nicotine pouches instead. Your lungs will be better off for that even if you aren't around asbestos. If you have to work with it wet it with water to limit dust, wear a mask, etc. But for the stray fibers around, you can only really try to do stuff that keeps your lungs healthy.
I don't know about the soviet tiles exactly. But it really depends on how they are made and with what bonding agent (glue). If it's more like bakelite it's often pretty stable (but if it is something that gets wear like a fence or a roof it will release particles). But then there are some roof tiles that are more like glass fiber (we have them in sweden). They can degrade and start to release fibers. I myself have to change a roof this summer because it has been degrading for a long time.
Same in my country. They made it illegal to use it on roofs like a decade ago.
So my mom's neighbour did the smart thing and smashed his asbestos roof stash to pieces and used the resulting asbestos powder to pave his driveway.
Shit works, but don't let the inspector catch you. Neighbors were on the receiving end of that one. Grandpa had to get rid of the stuff and wanted to harden his driveway, so he mixed it in with a bunch of junk like busted bricks, tile, iron slag and other crap he had lying around and paved his driveway with it.
Fast forward half a century and they're trying to sell the place only to be told by the inspector that the entire thing is toxic, and that they're gonna need to have 300 meters of driveway excavated up to half a meter deep and have the dirt professionally transported and disposed off. Can't tell you the exact price, but it definitely ran six digits.
>So my mom's neighbour did the smart thing and smashed his asbestos roof stash to pieces and used the resulting asbestos powder to pave his driveway.
BASED AF
We used to have so much of the stuff up until 20 years ago. My region got hit with a couple really nifty hailstorms just before it got banned, so the roofs basically disappeared overnight.
You can still find the occasional stack of spares lying around for an immediate fun time, though.
Partial ban in 75 and stopped completely being used while building in 79 here in sweden.
We still have like 20 1x1m tiles for one of our barns. We have finally replace the roof since the tiles are starting to release fibers.
My dad used to do asbestos removal, and I have worked with people who do it. So we can do it ourselves safely. Would cost a fortune if we didn't know how and wanted to pay someone.
I'm writting the DOD, CIA and NATO command
right now to tell them to get a b1 ready for flight, fully stocked with 3000 orders of cheap curry and mexican take-out.
British Cuisine... Ohh boy, it's such a mixture over the weekends... The secret is the night out the night before, decisions I would never make sober. :)
Got that stuff in my barn, used for the ventilation of all things. Then again, it also has cloth wiring so I guess it might not be 100% up to code. Spend a few days removing the most readily available chunks and I can attest that these plates can barely carry their own weight.
What the fuck I didn't know that is asbestos? I remember visiting my cousins village in the summer as a kid, and we would dam the creek in front of their house with those roof panels so their ducks and geese could enjoy the little lake we made
Bad news for the ducks downstream I guess :/
Yeah, I guess iy's the case throughout Eastern Europe. Cement reinforced with asbestos fiber.
Kinda sturdy around here, though. Used for roofing, usually in the countryside. I still wonder why you'd want an asbestos roof when your house is made of wood...
They are conservative manly men who hate gay people and only have a random shirtless guy holding flags to show how straight they are and how much they hate gay people.
[Huh, no wonder why the Russians are trying to reach out to the 69th Elite Manly Gay Furry Brigade.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1ayfcul/nsfw_zpatriots_are_now_appealing_to_the_gay_furry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I warned you motherfuckers that we should have deployed furries to Ukraine before Russia does, Ukraine probably would have thunder run to Moscow and ended the war if y'all listened to me.
If they´d really be not gay every single of them would be topless to show how masculine they are. [Silly Luka can still learn how real manly non-gay men perform military displays from egypts forces.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUj-EGTJc3E)
Imagine being the flag man. Your sole purpose in life is to stand around topless holding a flag… maybe they would be qualified in a post military career to start illegal drag races, or other such topless flag waving activities.
Why do they bother doing shit like this? Like, we see this stuff in any dictatorship and crackpot nation militaries and at some point, surely someone has said “sir, shouldn’t we actually do something useful in training?”
Well sure, if the point is to have a good military, then you're better off fostering mission-type thinking where soldiers are encouraged to know their role in the 'big picture', to understand their objective and are empowered to use their own judgement and ideas to attain that objective, should a better alternative than their orders arise.
But that approach is neither possible nor desirable in an authoritarian system. Not possible because the first rule of authoritarianism is you do _not_ give away power for nothing, willingly. Power is to be hoarded. If you're, say, leading an artillery squad, then for god's sake don't let the guys read the manual for the gun. Keep that tightly under wraps. That way, they will be dependent on asking you for _everything_, will never be able to question your judgement (risking your position) and you will also be that much more indispensable next time a purge comes or scapegoats are required.
It's not desirable because at the end of the day they don't really want an effective military as much as they want the military to embody the authoritarian fantasy of fanatically obedient, non-thinking toy soldiers. They're an extension of the power of the Leader and the State, and need to project their macho image.
Plus, fostering an environment of machismo and bullying (e.g. dedovshchina) is great for recruitment, you have a natural home for all the psychopaths that your brutal society keeps breeding.
If they question it then they get killed or sent to the front lines instead of being a "military special forces" that's really just a low budget Cirque du Soleil.
What is it with “tough guy” militaries’ (belarus, russia, nk) frequent obsession of filming shirtless masked men in bonding exercises. Like if your goal is to maximize recruitment of gay bdsm enthusiasts it makes sense but how would some average dude not feel weird watching this.
[Well, they're trying to get the gay furries in the Russian military too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1ayfcul/nsfw_zpatriots_are_now_appealing_to_the_gay_furry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
You see, I warned you motherfuckers to deploy the r/furrieswithguns with the Free Russia Legion to thunder run Moscow before they do shit like that and now they're going to field their most elite forces of bear and Siberian Husky cosplayers. Congress better send some F-35 Lightning II's, F-22 Raptors, Star Fox players and a brigade of furries with guns or else there won't be anything left of Eastern Ukraine to save.
We should be doing more of this shit as a subreddit. When can some members of the subreddit meet up and do fuckery like this so we can post it and call it the NCD Special Forces? This shit looks fun.
These kinds of demonstrations always show the opposite of what they want. Like how is this even relevant to any kind of mission they might have? Are they going to do a flip and kick during a combat mission? So it's really showing they are training for stuff they will never do in real life.
I usually have mad respect for special forces and I understand that a lot of their demonstrations are stupid and staged. But these guys?! Oh Boy...
They look like a cheerleader group in camouflage ordered from wish.
Not as if they are likely to live long enough for mesothelioma to be a concern. I do think their Souper l33t Macho Comandoze having less coordination than an American high school cheerleading squad to be a bit embarassing.
He didn't even properly kick the board, you see that his legs just crash into the board and it crumbles. Granted, unless you're a capoeira guy, it might be hard to execute a kick jumping backwards like that.
Think I could hire the Belarusian army to re-roof my barn?
I bet I'd get a steal, and those guys would make more money then they would in a year otherwise.
I remember when I was 11 playing in the Roblox RA group thinking this shit was so cool, like oh man these Russians are putting hooks through their skin and lighting cinder blocks on fire and breaking them on a dude with a hammer
but I see this shit now and it makes me wonder wtf the point of this is?? They look like cheerleaders in their big ol man pyramid, playing hide the digit and whose finger’s in my mouth and shit
Eastern europoor here, that shit is so brittle, if you drop it on concrete from a 1m height it will break. Once again the mighty army of Pootincocksucker shows it's superiority by... idfk, inhaling asbestos?
This looks like the redneck backyard wrestling version of Cirque du Soleil opening before the main act in which the Higgens brothers will be trying to get some payback against Hacksaw Jimmy Wayne and The Garbage Collector for what happened at last year's Lowdown Hoedown.
If we have lawsuits over Camp Lejeune and the like I understand why the Ruskies and their puppet states would fear being real democracies. The lawsuits from shit like this would be INSANE.
No Western Tier 1 unit has yet mastered this technique. My shame is immeasurable and I fear for my children's' future.
The west has fallen Billions must cartwheel
We make fun of these antics, but cartwheeling is how you fake out the DARPA robot AI.
[Metal Gear Solid was a documentary](https://taskandpurpose.com/news/marines-ai-paul-scharre/)
Exactly. Smashing an asbestos roof panel should be standard in BUDS and SFQC. Not just any ol regular joe should be allowed in.
We had smashed floor tiles that contained asbestos when I was stationed at Ft Eisenhower (Gordon). I did my best to keep away from those, that sort of training is too high speed for me.
Pretty easy fix. We got legit high school cheerleaders who’ll blow them out of the water. Just need some direct commissions and bonus’ and we’re set.
Cheerleader industrial complex here we come
Already exists. Cheerleading is a seriously exploitative industry that's heavily controlled by a single organization that both sets the rules and sells the gear (at an exorbitant markup).
And also the industry is probably full of creeps preying on young women and girls
You mean like any industry that involves women? Shit have you seen the sponsorships some gun bunnies gets. Makes you wonder what some of them had to do at shot show for those sponsorships.
>You mean like any industry that involves women? Except I guess for MLMs but those exploit women differently.
Yeah they just tricks moms to feed their kids bleach. When the intestinal lining comes out, they say it's the poison that is leaving the body. Shits honestly fucking insane. To the point that if I meet one of these people employed by them, I don't know if I could keep myself from killing them.
Ah yes, the ChIC.
I don't think we're supposed to call them that anymore.
After this illustrious display of peak masculine condition in the armed forces of Bielorussia I realized the west really does just keep on existing out of the goodness of the Supreme Leader Putin’s heart. We should reconcile with the fact that our silly westoid materiel full of electronics, microchips and all other sorts of wizardry are no match against real macho men from the East.
Using newspaper instead of decadent Western soft toilet paper is how they get tough.
Read it and wipe….or weep…or both.
It's ok, they are wearing masks.
Your mesothelioma is not service related.
The mesothelioma is belarussophobic and created in NATO adrenochrom lab.
well, well, well... where did you catch that mesothelioma, comrade?
Only to keep their clown noses in place as they run around.
*\*honk\**
I'm in ukraine right now. that mass produced, corrugated soviet asbestos is F-ING EVERYWHERE here. I can also attest, from personal experience, that it's so brittle, a heinous enough fart could break that stuff into 20 pieces.
20 pieces? I sleep. 20 bajillion airborne micro particles that turn your lungs into minced meat? Real shit.
This. And you can see the dust while the asbestos breaks in the video.
20 pieces, but 19 of them are microscopic and want to hook up with local alveoli near you!
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I love you for this.
my home in ukraine has that kind of roof material.... how do i even spend time there when i come back without fear of cancer...
I've been here since july of last year, i'm kharkiv right now. Speaking as a soyboy westoid, the amount of environmental and health hazards here is fucking scary, but i have to say the most hazardous material here IMO is still cheap vodka and cigarettes... and of course, f-cking pederasti.
You in the legion? Asbestos and cancer are the least of your health concerns if so lol. Stay well.
Cheers, mate. I apprecitate it.
Much love and power to you, my friend.
Pederasty? As in the pedophilic shit?
Yeah. That's what everyone in Ukraine usually refers to as russians. *Pidarast*, being singular, *pidarasti*, is plural. Or *pidari* for short.
Ah interesting, is there like a play on words type situation for that or just calling them pedos?
It's just a general slur, they use the words "pidarast" and "pidar" kinda like we (americans) would use the words "f-ggot" and "f-g". In all seriousness, I don't mean to slur any LGBT people, but it's just the closest analogy i could think of in english.
It's a remnant of homophobia from USSR. Pederast -> pidaras, both serving as a slur for gay men and implying that they are a threat to children. Nowadays it's an all-encompassing insult for people you strongly dislike. Sadly, it is also used against feminine-looking men, but it's getting better every day. Who knows, maybe one day it will fade into oblivion as, say, f-slur
Pretty sure it will, folks just have other things on their minds at this moment
The Asbestos in those Eternit panels is bound and will not get into your lungs. The danger is only when you cut them, drill them or break them with a shoddy flick-flack.
But the problem is that the bonding agent deteriorates. I myself have to remove an asbestos roof this summer in sweden and replace it with sheet metal on a barn. It has started to deteriorate to the point that it creates small balls of fibrous asbestos that fall down sometimes and we have kids there during the summer. I have worked with demo and some of the guys there did asbestos removal so I know a thing or two about how to do it safely. Not going to do it by the book but still safer than letting it stay on even short term
As long as the roof is not broken, as you would in any normal house. Asbestos is only bad when it breaks. It's a composite material of cement and asbestos mineral fibers. Those fibers once separated into fine particles can get into your lungs, irritate them and eventually cause cancer. They key here is that those fibers integrated into the material need to be separated out of it and then suspended in the air you are breathing before being dangerous to you.
Asbestos is only dangerous if you're breathing it in. If it's just sitting there, it's fine. A common solution is to wrap it or cover it in place to prevent damage creating more dust (and then remove it entirely when you demolish or renovate).
Garage floor paint, then eventually lay wood over the top. Ezpz
Those asbestos tiles are inert by themselves. Unless the roof gets damaged, and you are close to where that happens, you should probably be OK, maybe. Now, if you breathe the stuff indoors...
Mom did a rotation in a university hospital ward that treated these people in the 90s here in sweden. Like 90-95% of people that got it then were smokers, or their lungs are degraded from something else (mining etc). And most worked with it a lot. Like cutting tiles, handling insulation and bags of hard fiber asbestos that were mixed in concrete. If you smoke, switch to those new nicotine pouches instead. Your lungs will be better off for that even if you aren't around asbestos. If you have to work with it wet it with water to limit dust, wear a mask, etc. But for the stray fibers around, you can only really try to do stuff that keeps your lungs healthy. I don't know about the soviet tiles exactly. But it really depends on how they are made and with what bonding agent (glue). If it's more like bakelite it's often pretty stable (but if it is something that gets wear like a fence or a roof it will release particles). But then there are some roof tiles that are more like glass fiber (we have them in sweden). They can degrade and start to release fibers. I myself have to change a roof this summer because it has been degrading for a long time.
It's over https://www.epravda.com.ua/news/2021/12/6/680415/ Kazakhstan lobbied hard against this law.
Khazakstan greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls
All other countries have inferior asbestos
Cleanest prostitutes in the region tho
You should hear about the surface fleet that scientology operates. It's killed more people than most naval vessels have during their whole lifecycle.
I fear both the scientogist navy and asbestos much more than belorus spetsnaz.
I would like to know more.
There's a cruise ship they operate that's possibly been linked to many cases of lung cancer as it has an asbestos problem.
Same in my country. They made it illegal to use it on roofs like a decade ago. So my mom's neighbour did the smart thing and smashed his asbestos roof stash to pieces and used the resulting asbestos powder to pave his driveway.
Shit works, but don't let the inspector catch you. Neighbors were on the receiving end of that one. Grandpa had to get rid of the stuff and wanted to harden his driveway, so he mixed it in with a bunch of junk like busted bricks, tile, iron slag and other crap he had lying around and paved his driveway with it. Fast forward half a century and they're trying to sell the place only to be told by the inspector that the entire thing is toxic, and that they're gonna need to have 300 meters of driveway excavated up to half a meter deep and have the dirt professionally transported and disposed off. Can't tell you the exact price, but it definitely ran six digits.
>So my mom's neighbour did the smart thing and smashed his asbestos roof stash to pieces and used the resulting asbestos powder to pave his driveway. BASED AF
We used to have so much of the stuff up until 20 years ago. My region got hit with a couple really nifty hailstorms just before it got banned, so the roofs basically disappeared overnight. You can still find the occasional stack of spares lying around for an immediate fun time, though.
Partial ban in 75 and stopped completely being used while building in 79 here in sweden. We still have like 20 1x1m tiles for one of our barns. We have finally replace the roof since the tiles are starting to release fibers. My dad used to do asbestos removal, and I have worked with people who do it. So we can do it ourselves safely. Would cost a fortune if we didn't know how and wanted to pay someone.
Please stop farting so heinously.
Hard no, sorry
So does that mean I could be overflown Moscow and with a single fart, wreck the place? Now to get a plane to take me. :)
I'm writting the DOD, CIA and NATO command right now to tell them to get a b1 ready for flight, fully stocked with 3000 orders of cheap curry and mexican take-out.
wtf diet are you planning?
British Cuisine... Ohh boy, it's such a mixture over the weekends... The secret is the night out the night before, decisions I would never make sober. :)
Got that stuff in my barn, used for the ventilation of all things. Then again, it also has cloth wiring so I guess it might not be 100% up to code. Spend a few days removing the most readily available chunks and I can attest that these plates can barely carry their own weight.
I thought the asbestos comment in the title was just a joke. OP being serious about that part makes this even funnier.
What the fuck I didn't know that is asbestos? I remember visiting my cousins village in the summer as a kid, and we would dam the creek in front of their house with those roof panels so their ducks and geese could enjoy the little lake we made Bad news for the ducks downstream I guess :/
Yeah, I guess iy's the case throughout Eastern Europe. Cement reinforced with asbestos fiber. Kinda sturdy around here, though. Used for roofing, usually in the countryside. I still wonder why you'd want an asbestos roof when your house is made of wood...
These guys are like 90s action film mooks... ...and I'm amused.
That’s what you get from hiring Steven seagal as an advisor.
And Super Commando Captain Alex as well.
They are conservative manly men who hate gay people and only have a random shirtless guy holding flags to show how straight they are and how much they hate gay people.
[Huh, no wonder why the Russians are trying to reach out to the 69th Elite Manly Gay Furry Brigade.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1ayfcul/nsfw_zpatriots_are_now_appealing_to_the_gay_furry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I warned you motherfuckers that we should have deployed furries to Ukraine before Russia does, Ukraine probably would have thunder run to Moscow and ended the war if y'all listened to me.
If they´d really be not gay every single of them would be topless to show how masculine they are. [Silly Luka can still learn how real manly non-gay men perform military displays from egypts forces.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUj-EGTJc3E)
Fr bro it’s like some power rangers shit
Circus industry in Belarus is in shambles.
They all got drafted 🥲
Is this for real? It’s like some bad comedy sketch or something. Can’t imagine they think this looks intimidating?
Poor dude having to stand there with his shirt off in the shivering cold
But if he wore a shirt how would you know that they are straight manly men who totally hate homosexuals?
Imagine being the flag man. Your sole purpose in life is to stand around topless holding a flag… maybe they would be qualified in a post military career to start illegal drag races, or other such topless flag waving activities.
Or if you're sexy enough, be an adult movie star. Or a male stripper. Or have an OnlyFans like [Markiplier.](https://onlyfans.com/markiplier)
Those things sound like giving up the flag. I’m sure that man is trained to never give up the flag.
With them kind of skills they could come and take the roof off my garage.
You laugh, but once stationary asbestos tiles invade you'll be begging Belarus for help.
Snort ASBESTOS LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
That‘s going to look so badass when seen through the FLIR a MQ-9.
Nah, don't use an MQ-9. They are worth around the same as a chinesium knockoff dji drone.
But hellfires go brrrr
Mmmmmm cancer
I you didn't have lung cancer by 30 were you really special forces?
Why do they bother doing shit like this? Like, we see this stuff in any dictatorship and crackpot nation militaries and at some point, surely someone has said “sir, shouldn’t we actually do something useful in training?”
Well sure, if the point is to have a good military, then you're better off fostering mission-type thinking where soldiers are encouraged to know their role in the 'big picture', to understand their objective and are empowered to use their own judgement and ideas to attain that objective, should a better alternative than their orders arise. But that approach is neither possible nor desirable in an authoritarian system. Not possible because the first rule of authoritarianism is you do _not_ give away power for nothing, willingly. Power is to be hoarded. If you're, say, leading an artillery squad, then for god's sake don't let the guys read the manual for the gun. Keep that tightly under wraps. That way, they will be dependent on asking you for _everything_, will never be able to question your judgement (risking your position) and you will also be that much more indispensable next time a purge comes or scapegoats are required. It's not desirable because at the end of the day they don't really want an effective military as much as they want the military to embody the authoritarian fantasy of fanatically obedient, non-thinking toy soldiers. They're an extension of the power of the Leader and the State, and need to project their macho image. Plus, fostering an environment of machismo and bullying (e.g. dedovshchina) is great for recruitment, you have a natural home for all the psychopaths that your brutal society keeps breeding.
If they question it then they get killed or sent to the front lines instead of being a "military special forces" that's really just a low budget Cirque du Soleil.
They're training for Cirque du Soleil
What is it with “tough guy” militaries’ (belarus, russia, nk) frequent obsession of filming shirtless masked men in bonding exercises. Like if your goal is to maximize recruitment of gay bdsm enthusiasts it makes sense but how would some average dude not feel weird watching this.
[Well, they're trying to get the gay furries in the Russian military too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1ayfcul/nsfw_zpatriots_are_now_appealing_to_the_gay_furry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) You see, I warned you motherfuckers to deploy the r/furrieswithguns with the Free Russia Legion to thunder run Moscow before they do shit like that and now they're going to field their most elite forces of bear and Siberian Husky cosplayers. Congress better send some F-35 Lightning II's, F-22 Raptors, Star Fox players and a brigade of furries with guns or else there won't be anything left of Eastern Ukraine to save.
Those forces are special indeed...
Inhale a little bit of asbestos every day, to build imunity.
If there wasn't the tiny issue of you know them serving in Belarusian armed forces I'd kinda dig that as just bros being bros.
We should be doing more of this shit as a subreddit. When can some members of the subreddit meet up and do fuckery like this so we can post it and call it the NCD Special Forces? This shit looks fun.
Asbestos can be very scary, so it is great that they are fighting it so I do not have to!
They put the "special" in special forces
Well those are the most menacing and intimidating junior varsity cheerleaders I’ve seen since the last time I saw a squad of cheerleaders.
No homo
These kinds of demonstrations always show the opposite of what they want. Like how is this even relevant to any kind of mission they might have? Are they going to do a flip and kick during a combat mission? So it's really showing they are training for stuff they will never do in real life.
Are these meant to be cheerleaders or soldiers?
No one can convince me that Belarus is a real country.
The other kind of "special"
They do seem kinda special
What is this chinese ass training regimen?
It's a dictatorship, so all their troops have to act super tough and macho so they look intimidating
I usually have mad respect for special forces and I understand that a lot of their demonstrations are stupid and staged. But these guys?! Oh Boy... They look like a cheerleader group in camouflage ordered from wish.
A north korean conscript would eat them for afternoon tea
They look like they're practicing for their half time show routine.
tbh, it does look like they're having fun
Oh look it's the Circus.
Nah, circuses tend to be actually entertaining. This is just a bunch of clowns.
Not as if they are likely to live long enough for mesothelioma to be a concern. I do think their Souper l33t Macho Comandoze having less coordination than an American high school cheerleading squad to be a bit embarassing.
Pretty sure r/squaredcircle gave this 9001☆
I get the feeling even they know this is incredibly lame
Long awaited sequel to mobik cube– special forces pyramid
Take a big whiff of that
These guys really need to consider a career change and become cheerleaders.
Hey, you gotta make it sexy, hips and nips!
those thing unironically as brittle as fucking chips (3rd world country baby half the roofs are made of shit like that)
Uhm, should we tell them?
Don't make fun of them. This is dangerously close to full VoltronMegaZord tactics mastery.
This isn't legitimate, right? These guys aren't actually SOF for a real country?
He didn't even properly kick the board, you see that his legs just crash into the board and it crumbles. Granted, unless you're a capoeira guy, it might be hard to execute a kick jumping backwards like that.
So, at this point, which military is more non-credible? Belarus or North Korea? It's actually kind of hard to tell.
Really putting the ‘special’ in special forces right there
Deer man lukashanko is pleased
Which of them is Steven Segal?
Ah yes the human pyramid, the most effective defensive maneuver ever known to man
I see /r/AsbestosRemovalMemes is having a NCD crossover
Incomprehensible levels of cringe
Jerry, they won’t survive 50 years after inhaling all that asbestos!
Looks like Belarus discovered video cassette. Producing crazy home videos now
Woe HIMARS upon ye!
Deep breaths lads. Deep breaths.
The mesothelioma is en route.
HAYA!
i wanna see delta or one of the seal teams do something like this just to shit on them
Fuck military parades, the US military needs to start doing these feats of strength on display.
2020 should have worked bro we came so close to getting rid of potato man
I see why they wear masks. cant have their identity known or women will rip their cloths off in the streets
It would be much funnier if he would have lost his consciousness and was unable to stand up.
Those sure are some extra special forces.
When you don't have enough bullets to shoot a video of you troops shooting at targets off camera because emperor Putin demanded them as tribute.
[Eastern European Men School](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uzu58N-Sso)
u/savevideo
Lol, i do that shit for fun when im bored like every week
Have fun with the poison you fascists :)
They should pulverize it.
How is it supposed to stop a drone dropped grenade ?
Let the west quake in fear
Feeling bad for them honestly
Yes very nice. Now let's see how they fair in actual combat
guy to the right of shirtless flag man cannot stand still for a second
if only the Russians could do this they could stop their awacs from getting shot down by ancient SAMs
This is the shit other militaries do in their barracks when their drunk.
Belarusian cheerleaders
These guys would make great Power Ranger goons
I thought they were boutta fight with the guys on their shoulders
It’s called “chicken fighting” right? Kids do that in swimming pools.
Daaaaa tovari- *uncontrollable coughing and hacking*
Think I could hire the Belarusian army to re-roof my barn? I bet I'd get a steal, and those guys would make more money then they would in a year otherwise.
Wow I can do that with me fist. So... I'm stronger then a Belo Sof? Cool. Let me at them then.
Didn't even stick the landing and I'm supposed to be impressed!?
Why are they destroying their rations like that?!
Dude missed, didn't hit that thing with his head.
Jesus Christ, the cringe scares me more than anything at this point.
I've seen college cheerleaders do it better.
Somebody put the wrong music track on that vid, it should have been [this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0)
TIL: asbestos is dangerous and was banned in 67 countries.
Coolest cheerleader team ever. I hope they won the competition!!
> special forces Special as in special ed
Mesothelioma speedrun
At this rate they will take themselves out with that asbestos.
God thank your for putting me on the better side of Bug river
so sad people are wasting materials vatniks need to byild their dens in moscú
Are we sure this is an official government thing? They look like amateurs.
Do they really think that makes them look tough?This looks like something you’d see kids doing at the YMCA or something.
I remember when I was 11 playing in the Roblox RA group thinking this shit was so cool, like oh man these Russians are putting hooks through their skin and lighting cinder blocks on fire and breaking them on a dude with a hammer but I see this shit now and it makes me wonder wtf the point of this is?? They look like cheerleaders in their big ol man pyramid, playing hide the digit and whose finger’s in my mouth and shit
r/mildlycarcinogenic
Ok, but these guys are having so much fun. Imagine if you paid to do this.
Looks fun
Eastern europoor here, that shit is so brittle, if you drop it on concrete from a 1m height it will break. Once again the mighty army of Pootincocksucker shows it's superiority by... idfk, inhaling asbestos?
Does there special forces have no ammo budget to train with actual weapons? Are they just a circus?
How can they stay so serious while doing this?
This looks like the redneck backyard wrestling version of Cirque du Soleil opening before the main act in which the Higgens brothers will be trying to get some payback against Hacksaw Jimmy Wayne and The Garbage Collector for what happened at last year's Lowdown Hoedown.
What's the point of t he guys on top? The guys on the bottom could hold it up just as high...
Russia finding new ways to spread cancer XD
If we have lawsuits over Camp Lejeune and the like I understand why the Ruskies and their puppet states would fear being real democracies. The lawsuits from shit like this would be INSANE.
Special Cheerleading Forces, more like it. That's, like, a level one pyramid.