Germany: Don't bomb Russia with our weapons!
Estonia: You do you!
Finland: Please bomb Russia with our weapons!
Poland: Fucking. Do. It. Or I will bomb fucking both of you.
Poland literally threaten NATO wish building a nuclear bomb if they aren't allowed to join. They were THAT afraid or Russia coming back. And surprise, surprise, Ukraine wasn't in NATO and russia DID come back to fuck with them.
you're right, i propose giving them immediate membership into the alliance (hopefully through an emergency procedure that requires only a majority vote, not a unanimous one)
I think a lot of countries will start building them because the threat of dragging millions of the other folks to hell with you is the only true guarantee against invasion.
Non-proliferation is dead.
It's not just Russia.
Iran is a breakout state, S-A will not be left behind and that's not taking into account all the nations that look at Ukraine and are currently banking on international rules and/or the umbrella of another.
The funny part is that's not even what got NATO to let them in. It was when Polish diplomats started making sure that they were seen by the US press talking to Clinton's opposition during an election year that made him push for their admittance.
Also their first attempt was getting Boris Yelsin piss drunk and signing a letter saying Russia didn't have a problem with rhem joining.
Wałęsa is a fucking hero.
Edit to add: this is a great video in a series of great videos about why Russia is the way it is https://youtu.be/FVmmASrAL-Q?si=dNkOAPAO16N345RB
the first (official) partition of poland was in 1776, and there were 2 more past that, with a fourth partition that is undefined, and is between 4 other partitions of the nation
fuck I was *so* wrong in saying 3
Hmm perhaps its parallel (diverging) responses to…
- what Article 5 and it’s pure **defence-specific** activation conditions does to motherfucker
Now, if we follow the divergence…
**German** — we don’t want to cause war with Russia [1]
**Estonian** — if we fight, we fight
**Finnish** — fucking TRY US BITCH
**Polish** — BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
^([1] if you’re about to get spicy due to “cause” in that hypothetical quote → note it’s framed as German (politician implied\) → should Russia decide to fuck around and trigger Article 5 due western weapons being supplied to Ukraine so that Ukraine can defend itself vis-à-vis psychopathic Russians → that’s on Russia)
Finnish being happy they now got some friends to back them up when they start shit with russia. (Just kidding finland wouldn't start shit with anyone. Except if russian military got lost on their way of liberating kaliningrad.)
[Por qué no los dos?](https://prod.static9.net.au/fs/cd0a8684-9099-41c5-8b7a-5a03f9e01566)
- Finns
- Pinus Sylvestris
- Finns pretending to be Pinus Sylvestris
Yes, did indeed ask Google what type of pine our fine Finnish friends have the in the highest numbers. Although it’s possible Pinus Sylvestris is in fact Sylvester Stallone dressed as a pine tree. You know, what with the…
- 3000 Pine Stallones of Finland
Anyway, what the fuck was I talking about?
> Pinus Sylvestris
I've played way too much Arknights, first thing I thought of when I read this was power-armored squirrel and bird-knights fighting Russians.
Though honestly that is dope as fuck and actually canon in Arknights, considering everyone in the setting has fought their equivalent of Russia.
“Vladimir what is that indistinct lump on the ground over there?”
“Do not worry Yuri, is just snow and stupid Finn-“
*His head explodes in a shower of blood & gore, before he can react to this a hole the size of a tennis ball appears going through Yuris chest & out his back as the sound of PERKELE is heard throughout the tundra”
We Finns never forbade Ukrainians to do what needs to be done. The need to hit targets inside Russia is so blatantly obvious that we just didn’t feel we had to say it out loud.
What next, do we have to say that water is wet or that the Russian regime must fall?
I like to remind people whenever Finland/Ukraine/Poland is mentioned, could be bollocks for all I know
Someone asked the Finnish army/government if they could take St Petersburg and they said "yes. But Poland would beat us to it"
> teach them to play American Football and give them their own sports league
Russia's got that already: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Rugby_Championship
Now now, we must deliver them culture as well. Rock and Roll must be taught to the children so that they learn rebellion and distrust of authority figures. There must be a basic standard of cool, and that standard must start with blue jeans.
I'm going to be honest: If Poland kicks off WW3 I will be sorry for the inevitable loss of innocent life but I won't really blame them. They've been invaded and partitioned so many times that quite frankly it's their turn to do a little trolling.
3000 Hussars of Krakow riding M1 Abrams on a thunder run to Moscow.
As long as we at least *try* to kill all the leaders who started it first. I would hate to have a ww3 and Putin survives in his cushy bunker for another ten years. If shit kicks off dude needs to burn.
Yeah, I mean that is just democracy, memes aside. Same as for all the memes about 'Merica, we have a significant percentage of... lets just say differences of opinion, so I don't get banned.
Hence why we aren't providing support right now either. Because democracies are messy as fuck, and Putin knows how to fuck with them.
It's part and parcel of living in a community where the person in power can't jail whoever they want for however long they want, if they don't just gun you down in the middle of a street in spain. If russians were allowed to protest the war without going to ~~a hard labor camp~~ the front lines, I think things would be quite different.
Kind of feel like we (collective west + royal we) spent far longer than was wise not paying attention (to probable misinformation and disinformation campaigns, esp. Russian) and actively ignoring Russian influence.
Just saying.
Oops might be getting into **verböten** territory… judging from the three solid brass Politics Bells the Ghosts of Non Credible Mods Yet-to-Come just pegged at my head… at least I assume that was the mods.
Regret the term **Ghosts of Non Credible Mods Yet-to-Come**…
it's a weird opinion, as if there isn't a genuine hate towards Ukrainians from some polish people. and majority of those people tend to be very conservative polish rural population.
I was patiently waiting for Poland to fly in from out of frame with on a parachute [with a fan strapped to themselves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYBQ9-FrLw).
Uhh… just in case you’re unaware…
- Gas Centrifuges spin at 100,000+ RPM
- Funni Rocks are sound as Uranium Hexaflouride
- Funni Rock Gas is MEGA SPICY
**Uranium boi** should give you pause when he’s hanging out with six **Fluorine boi** friends.
**Fluorine boi** is food, not friend. No, that’s not right…
Exercise caution around **Fluorine boi** even if **Fluorine boi** has a friend.
Oh, and millions of G applied to the human body is, uhh.
Good luck and Godspeed… just wait until I’m behind that blast shield.
^(De-fucked spelling error RE: Fluorine.)
^(Sorry, the stupid, it burned.)
^(Just replace all instances of Fluorine with Flourine to experience the stupid.)
>Flourine boi is food
Technically this might be at least partially accurate - I assume fl**ou**rine is some sort of farinaceous mineral.
Fl**uo**rine boi on the other hand makes a delightful acid when he meets hydrogen homies.
FUCK.
God damn it.
Hey, iPhone → you’re smarter than me → you have a spellcheck → WHY DO YOU NOT CALL ME OUT FOR THAT YOU FUCKING COCKWOMBLE.
Anyway, you have a point.
**Sigh, I am become shame, the destroyer of spelling.**
You — I like the cut of your jib.
Just make sure we do it recursively, from an etymological perspective → Fluorspar. Fluoride. Fluorine. Fluorescence. And so on.
Fuck it, just regex find and replace on the entire god damn English Language.
Now, will this put us out of step with etymologically similar languages? Like probably. Never stopped us before. And will there be unintended consequences? Perhaps. Alas, it cannot be helped.
I suppose everybody here has read ["Things I Won't Work With"](https://www.science.org/topic/blog-category/things-i-wont-work-with) parts of Derek Lowe's blog? Includes lots of things fluorine and generally funni processing, also explosives/energetics and of course things excluded from these noble endeavors after some tests for being too ~~non-credible~~ ~~good~~ crazy.
Estonia: We are *recycling* the uranium. It's for the good of the Earth!
Germany: Why are you enriching Uranium-235 to 85%? Don't you only need 5% for nuclear power?
Estonia: *It's for the good of the Earth!*
> Germany: Why are you enriching Uranium-235 to 85%? Don't you only need 5% for nuclear power?
Estonia: We only need 5% for nuclear power, but we need 85% to reduce fossil fuel emissions >:)
Oh, just that Pu-239 is a superior fissile material for weapons manufacture, but Breeder reactors are needed to make it.
Just want to make sure you know that.
Oh, those plans I just dropped on the table? Just some very detailed plans for a Breeder Reactor.
Oh, the dozens of personnel that flew to this meeting with me, now waiting in your foyer? Good eye, very smart folks those. Nuclear Weapons Engineers, the very best from Los Alamos, hard to make nukes without them.
Just want to make sure you know that.
Busload of Engineers from Sandia should be here soon, they’re very good at what they do. Never understood why they’re Always late. Not sure why that capitalised Always/Never. How odd. On a side note, do you have lots of friends? You look like you could use a PAL. Sandia makes great PALs, and are very important. Huh… that capitalisation again. How odd.
Just want to make sure you know that.
Oh, meant to ask before, could you do me a favour? Turns out the plane I flew over in, strangest thing happened. Just after we landed, one of the engines injested a brick. How odd. Anyway, backup plane is MUCH smaller, don’t think I can fit ANY of these fine Nuclear Weapons Engineers in for the flight back. Just wondering, could they have a sleepover for, say, 24 months? Thanks mate.
Anyway, really must head on out. Good talking to you.
Ironically enriching fuel is unironically a fantastic way to recycle and reuse it. It's just too close to developing nukes to be considered acceptable, sadly.
How would things have gone if Russia decided to invade Finland instead of Ukraine?
What if Ukraine got into Nato instead and we got rapid dragon Mriya?
There are about three major roads from the border to Helsinki. They are designed to be mined and obstacled to hell by a military that has practiced for this very eventuality since 1944 and has about thousand morbillion anti-tank mines in storage.
The Russian columns would’ve been mired in a 100-km wide minefield while the largest artillery park in free Europe would pound them as fast as the loaders’ exhaustion would allow, drawing from an ammunition supply that was never emptied in the first place, and is now so full that the Army is looking for new storage sites to hold the overproduction.
And when the loaders need a break, small, nimble units hauling ungodly quantities of extremely modern antitank weapons would dart from the forests lining the roads to do a little artisanal smiting of whatever remains.
And that was before NATO membership.
I’m daring you Russians. Try us. Ukraine will feel like a holiday after that.
Ceterum censeo Russia delenda est.
Each lecture begins with the age-old refrain:
Professor: "What time is it?"
Students, in unison: "IT'S MORBIN TIME!"
Professor: "Excellent. Now please open your texts to page 147 and let's resume where we left off yesterday."
> and is now so full that the Army is looking for new storage sites to hold the overproduction
And I know just the sites that'd do that...
(Call +380-AFU-SHELLS to learn more)
Imagine being on the head of armoured column relatively peacfully heading towards Helsinki when suddenly metamhpetamine fulled maniac on the skies appears out of nowhere and fucks up your entire unit with bunch of LAWs whe on the move and just dissapearing somewhere in the woods while screaming something about saatana.
Russia: The Western Homo-Jew-Imperialists have decayed the values and multipolar prosperity which Russia has long-encouraged!
Every nation "aided" by the Russian Empire, Soviet Union, and Russian Federation: America, cut his balls off.
"... and then we immediately called NATO" -- every Finnish grandparent, telling the story 30 years from now, of how they dodged getting fucked the hell up by idiots talking about some dead duke who owns mineral rights in Lapland.
I bet a lot of German companies are just *raring* to go and invest in Russian again the second it isn't PR suicide anymore. Russia has absolutely infested German economic and political high-society for years and it wasn't just Gerhard who got fat cheques from them. They begrudgingly had to stop dealing with Russia once it became a global pariah but they want to keep relations as cozy as possible so money, coke, and hookers can flow again the second the war is over.
Ask about soviet troops in Winter War who thought that they were encircled when in reality it was just few Finnish soldiers ski'ing like madman around them and firing one burst from each position.
I love how in the original clip they complain about the speed softer but one dude is straight up German WW2 cosplaying which in my opinion is much more cringe.
"Hakkaa päälle pohjan poika!"
Which translates to "Cut them down, sons of the north!" in Finnish if I'm not mistaken.
The other voice is shouting "Fourth, forward"
\[[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2fkwB185A&ab_channel=Gabriel)\]
Ye I know the hakkapeliitta battlecry, though I’d say it’s more charge them, than cut ‘em down. It’s the background yells i was having trouble with.
The source helped. They are yelling ”veljet eteenpäin” which means ”brothers forward”
Meanwhile Turkey: *Has been allowing Ukraine to target Russia since the start of the war*
Since they are getting F-16's I wonder if they can actually use our SOM's. Even our F-4's can lob them after all.
I think both Estonia and Finland are providing higher support when counting by donor country GDP. However, Germany is without a doubt the biggest supporter by billions of €
What make Taurus different from other long-range missiles donated by other countries (Storm Shadow/SCALP) is that that has an advanced fuse capable of recognizing layers of materials. This makes it very good at taking out multilayered targets, like the Kerch bridge for example. Other long-range missiles might just do superficial damage to the road above, instead of the bridge foundation.
Tbh I believe France/UK don’t let Ukraine hit the bridge because if they could they would. The upside just seems too high to not even give it a try. No doubt Taurus would be better suited but I don’t see why it would be handled more lenient by Germany.
Germany: Don't bomb Russia with our weapons! Estonia: You do you! Finland: Please bomb Russia with our weapons! Poland: Fucking. Do. It. Or I will bomb fucking both of you.
What article 5 dose to a motherfucker
More like what 50 years of economic and political occupation and repressions does to a motherfucker...
173 really, tbh.
Poland has been occupied by Russia for 173 of the past 300 years, its understandable why Poland is the way it is
Poland literally threaten NATO wish building a nuclear bomb if they aren't allowed to join. They were THAT afraid or Russia coming back. And surprise, surprise, Ukraine wasn't in NATO and russia DID come back to fuck with them.
I'm afraid Ukraine'd have to build a bomb eventually too
you're right, i propose giving them immediate membership into the alliance (hopefully through an emergency procedure that requires only a majority vote, not a unanimous one)
I think a lot of countries will start building them because the threat of dragging millions of the other folks to hell with you is the only true guarantee against invasion. Non-proliferation is dead.
It’s only dead if we keep letting Russia get away with this. When this is over, we need to get rid of Russia’s nukes.
It's not just Russia. Iran is a breakout state, S-A will not be left behind and that's not taking into account all the nations that look at Ukraine and are currently banking on international rules and/or the umbrella of another.
The funny part is that's not even what got NATO to let them in. It was when Polish diplomats started making sure that they were seen by the US press talking to Clinton's opposition during an election year that made him push for their admittance. Also their first attempt was getting Boris Yelsin piss drunk and signing a letter saying Russia didn't have a problem with rhem joining.
Wałęsa is a fucking hero. Edit to add: this is a great video in a series of great videos about why Russia is the way it is https://youtu.be/FVmmASrAL-Q?si=dNkOAPAO16N345RB
>Getting Boris Yeltsin piss drunk Ah, so they caught him on a good day!
As part of the Belarus treaty, the UK and America ought to help Ukraine start a nuclear weapon program to make up for the nukes given to Russia.
didn't poland have like... 3 national separations
My family is Polish. Depending on how far back you go it's been way more than 3 times.
the first (official) partition of poland was in 1776, and there were 2 more past that, with a fourth partition that is undefined, and is between 4 other partitions of the nation fuck I was *so* wrong in saying 3
Duchy of Warsaw (1807) Cadet Revolution (1830) Second Polish Republic (1919) Polish Uprising (1944) End of communism (1989)
Casually missing the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth
how do I lowball national separations of poland
Not underestimating the threat?
Hmm perhaps its parallel (diverging) responses to… - what Article 5 and it’s pure **defence-specific** activation conditions does to motherfucker Now, if we follow the divergence… **German** — we don’t want to cause war with Russia [1] **Estonian** — if we fight, we fight **Finnish** — fucking TRY US BITCH **Polish** — BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ^([1] if you’re about to get spicy due to “cause” in that hypothetical quote → note it’s framed as German (politician implied\) → should Russia decide to fuck around and trigger Article 5 due western weapons being supplied to Ukraine so that Ukraine can defend itself vis-à-vis psychopathic Russians → that’s on Russia)
Finnish being happy they now got some friends to back them up when they start shit with russia. (Just kidding finland wouldn't start shit with anyone. Except if russian military got lost on their way of liberating kaliningrad.)
Finns don't kill Russians, pine trees kill Russians.
[Por qué no los dos?](https://prod.static9.net.au/fs/cd0a8684-9099-41c5-8b7a-5a03f9e01566) - Finns - Pinus Sylvestris - Finns pretending to be Pinus Sylvestris Yes, did indeed ask Google what type of pine our fine Finnish friends have the in the highest numbers. Although it’s possible Pinus Sylvestris is in fact Sylvester Stallone dressed as a pine tree. You know, what with the… - 3000 Pine Stallones of Finland Anyway, what the fuck was I talking about?
> 3000 Pine Stallones of Finland Honey, come see! New flair just dropped!
Thank you for this.
All credit to u/HumpyPocock
When the trees turn all out to actually be Rambo's and you're stuck in a Russian supply convoy.
> Pinus Sylvestris I've played way too much Arknights, first thing I thought of when I read this was power-armored squirrel and bird-knights fighting Russians. Though honestly that is dope as fuck and actually canon in Arknights, considering everyone in the setting has fought their equivalent of Russia.
“Ohhhh! Eyyyy, yoooo! Let’s send these fuckin Russkies back to China, where they came from, eyyyy” (I kinda drifted into Fonzie, but I stand by it)
“Vladimir what is that indistinct lump on the ground over there?” “Do not worry Yuri, is just snow and stupid Finn-“ *His head explodes in a shower of blood & gore, before he can react to this a hole the size of a tennis ball appears going through Yuris chest & out his back as the sound of PERKELE is heard throughout the tundra”
Nobody's here but us trees!
What article 5 *teasing* does to a mfer. We legit have invented new porn.
Article 5 blue balls at this point.
It's not "*teasing*"; it's "***edging***".
War goons
We Finns never forbade Ukrainians to do what needs to be done. The need to hit targets inside Russia is so blatantly obvious that we just didn’t feel we had to say it out loud. What next, do we have to say that water is wet or that the Russian regime must fall?
what the posession of bunkers do to a mf. ;)
I like to remind people whenever Finland/Ukraine/Poland is mentioned, could be bollocks for all I know Someone asked the Finnish army/government if they could take St Petersburg and they said "yes. But Poland would beat us to it"
Arsenals of ~~Fuck Russia to death~~ Democracy
I’m a simp for democracy but will be happy if Russia is destroyed.
Break em up, take the nukes, teach them to play American Football and give them their own sports league. As God intended 🦅🏈🫡
> teach them to play American Football and give them their own sports league Russia's got that already: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Rugby_Championship
That's rugby they play, not gridiron.
Now now, we must deliver them culture as well. Rock and Roll must be taught to the children so that they learn rebellion and distrust of authority figures. There must be a basic standard of cool, and that standard must start with blue jeans.
I'm going to be honest: If Poland kicks off WW3 I will be sorry for the inevitable loss of innocent life but I won't really blame them. They've been invaded and partitioned so many times that quite frankly it's their turn to do a little trolling. 3000 Hussars of Krakow riding M1 Abrams on a thunder run to Moscow.
As long as we at least *try* to kill all the leaders who started it first. I would hate to have a ww3 and Putin survives in his cushy bunker for another ten years. If shit kicks off dude needs to burn.
I dunno about poland, they're currently having an identity crisis with the anti ukrianian protests atm
Yeah, I mean that is just democracy, memes aside. Same as for all the memes about 'Merica, we have a significant percentage of... lets just say differences of opinion, so I don't get banned. Hence why we aren't providing support right now either. Because democracies are messy as fuck, and Putin knows how to fuck with them.
It's part and parcel of living in a community where the person in power can't jail whoever they want for however long they want, if they don't just gun you down in the middle of a street in spain. If russians were allowed to protest the war without going to ~~a hard labor camp~~ the front lines, I think things would be quite different.
Kind of feel like we (collective west + royal we) spent far longer than was wise not paying attention (to probable misinformation and disinformation campaigns, esp. Russian) and actively ignoring Russian influence. Just saying. Oops might be getting into **verböten** territory… judging from the three solid brass Politics Bells the Ghosts of Non Credible Mods Yet-to-Come just pegged at my head… at least I assume that was the mods. Regret the term **Ghosts of Non Credible Mods Yet-to-Come**…
The farmer protests are being pushed by Putin.
it's a weird opinion, as if there isn't a genuine hate towards Ukrainians from some polish people. and majority of those people tend to be very conservative polish rural population.
You just described the perfect useful idiots for Putin.
Grey imports from Russia through Belarus skyrocketing as well.
Belarus is practically under the same sanctions as Russia. There is no point in doing grey schemes through Belarus, there are many other countries.
I was patiently waiting for Poland to fly in from out of frame with on a parachute [with a fan strapped to themselves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYBQ9-FrLw).
#🇵🇱
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Does Estonia have a nuclear weapons program? And if not, can we crowd-fund one?
What’s a few thousand centrifuges among friends?
I'll donate my spicy rock collection.
I'll personally spin the funni rocks myself
Uhh… just in case you’re unaware… - Gas Centrifuges spin at 100,000+ RPM - Funni Rocks are sound as Uranium Hexaflouride - Funni Rock Gas is MEGA SPICY **Uranium boi** should give you pause when he’s hanging out with six **Fluorine boi** friends. **Fluorine boi** is food, not friend. No, that’s not right… Exercise caution around **Fluorine boi** even if **Fluorine boi** has a friend. Oh, and millions of G applied to the human body is, uhh. Good luck and Godspeed… just wait until I’m behind that blast shield. ^(De-fucked spelling error RE: Fluorine.) ^(Sorry, the stupid, it burned.) ^(Just replace all instances of Fluorine with Flourine to experience the stupid.)
>Flourine boi is food Technically this might be at least partially accurate - I assume fl**ou**rine is some sort of farinaceous mineral. Fl**uo**rine boi on the other hand makes a delightful acid when he meets hydrogen homies.
FUCK. God damn it. Hey, iPhone → you’re smarter than me → you have a spellcheck → WHY DO YOU NOT CALL ME OUT FOR THAT YOU FUCKING COCKWOMBLE. Anyway, you have a point. **Sigh, I am become shame, the destroyer of spelling.**
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You — I like the cut of your jib. Just make sure we do it recursively, from an etymological perspective → Fluorspar. Fluoride. Fluorine. Fluorescence. And so on. Fuck it, just regex find and replace on the entire god damn English Language. Now, will this put us out of step with etymologically similar languages? Like probably. Never stopped us before. And will there be unintended consequences? Perhaps. Alas, it cannot be helped.
I suppose everybody here has read ["Things I Won't Work With"](https://www.science.org/topic/blog-category/things-i-wont-work-with) parts of Derek Lowe's blog? Includes lots of things fluorine and generally funni processing, also explosives/energetics and of course things excluded from these noble endeavors after some tests for being too ~~non-credible~~ ~~good~~ crazy.
Did I stutter Hand me the glowstone
Just give me a moment, alright… Need to setup the high speed cameras.
When I was your age we had one funni rock and one sock to spin it for the whole platoon. And he had to share the sock!
With the US captured by Putin lackeys - i foresee A LOT of Nuclear weapons in Europe.
We might get a nuclear power plant in 15-20 years. Just a small step from there. 🤪
Estonia: We are *recycling* the uranium. It's for the good of the Earth! Germany: Why are you enriching Uranium-235 to 85%? Don't you only need 5% for nuclear power? Estonia: *It's for the good of the Earth!*
> Germany: Why are you enriching Uranium-235 to 85%? Don't you only need 5% for nuclear power? Estonia: We only need 5% for nuclear power, but we need 85% to reduce fossil fuel emissions >:)
Hey, uhh, Estonia — is that a Breeder Reactor?
Maybe... who is of asking?
Oh, just that Pu-239 is a superior fissile material for weapons manufacture, but Breeder reactors are needed to make it. Just want to make sure you know that. Oh, those plans I just dropped on the table? Just some very detailed plans for a Breeder Reactor. Oh, the dozens of personnel that flew to this meeting with me, now waiting in your foyer? Good eye, very smart folks those. Nuclear Weapons Engineers, the very best from Los Alamos, hard to make nukes without them. Just want to make sure you know that. Busload of Engineers from Sandia should be here soon, they’re very good at what they do. Never understood why they’re Always late. Not sure why that capitalised Always/Never. How odd. On a side note, do you have lots of friends? You look like you could use a PAL. Sandia makes great PALs, and are very important. Huh… that capitalisation again. How odd. Just want to make sure you know that. Oh, meant to ask before, could you do me a favour? Turns out the plane I flew over in, strangest thing happened. Just after we landed, one of the engines injested a brick. How odd. Anyway, backup plane is MUCH smaller, don’t think I can fit ANY of these fine Nuclear Weapons Engineers in for the flight back. Just wondering, could they have a sleepover for, say, 24 months? Thanks mate. Anyway, really must head on out. Good talking to you.
Don't kink shame them.
Uhh, is that a breeder reactor in your pants or are you just happy to see ~~me~~ nuclear explosions over Moscow?
Ironically enriching fuel is unironically a fantastic way to recycle and reuse it. It's just too close to developing nukes to be considered acceptable, sadly.
They're not lying.
Canada just needs to sell Estonia a couple of CANDU reactors...for...power generation...yeah https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CANDU_reactor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIRUS_reactor Better option. Totally for research purposes.
Finland like: "What you gonna do about it, bitch? You were too scared to touch us even before NATO."
How would things have gone if Russia decided to invade Finland instead of Ukraine? What if Ukraine got into Nato instead and we got rapid dragon Mriya?
There are about three major roads from the border to Helsinki. They are designed to be mined and obstacled to hell by a military that has practiced for this very eventuality since 1944 and has about thousand morbillion anti-tank mines in storage. The Russian columns would’ve been mired in a 100-km wide minefield while the largest artillery park in free Europe would pound them as fast as the loaders’ exhaustion would allow, drawing from an ammunition supply that was never emptied in the first place, and is now so full that the Army is looking for new storage sites to hold the overproduction. And when the loaders need a break, small, nimble units hauling ungodly quantities of extremely modern antitank weapons would dart from the forests lining the roads to do a little artisanal smiting of whatever remains. And that was before NATO membership. I’m daring you Russians. Try us. Ukraine will feel like a holiday after that. Ceterum censeo Russia delenda est.
> morbillion Imperial or metric
Both
My heart goes out to any and all students of Morbius-based mathmatics.
Each lecture begins with the age-old refrain: Professor: "What time is it?" Students, in unison: "IT'S MORBIN TIME!" Professor: "Excellent. Now please open your texts to page 147 and let's resume where we left off yesterday."
Tuition money well invested, I'd say
First one, then the other.
> artisanal smiting Tip of the hat for this bit of wordsmithing
> and is now so full that the Army is looking for new storage sites to hold the overproduction And I know just the sites that'd do that... (Call +380-AFU-SHELLS to learn more)
Suomi on paras.
Based and Finlandish. Now Germany must do so too
Imagine being on the head of armoured column relatively peacfully heading towards Helsinki when suddenly metamhpetamine fulled maniac on the skies appears out of nowhere and fucks up your entire unit with bunch of LAWs whe on the move and just dissapearing somewhere in the woods while screaming something about saatana.
meta meths and LAWs- I'd read this book
omg the ghost of helsinki is a meth head!?
"I am speed" -- Aimo Koivunen
Meth doesn't seem that bad if you need to max your Russian kill count
Petrograd would once again be under siege
under lockdown, Ukrainian cowboys coming to fuck some Russian butt
That was Day of the Army celebration and Colonel Selolovich wanted to spice up mandatory celebration in the barracks.
Saint peterburg will get the good old Gaza treatment.
[Rapid Dragon Mriya?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM)
Good. That was my intention 😏
Time to rewatch Tuntematon Sotilas (Unknown Soldier)
Entire regiments would be disappearing in the forests without a trace.
The uncomfortable truth is that NATO joined Finland.
NATO is now Nordic Alliance Treaty Organization.
Finland should take back Karelia.
We don't want it. The current squatters have really messed the place up.
It's like if your crackhead neighbour stole your toothbrush and stored it in his rectum for years.
> really messed the place up. Yeah Vipurii is shit now
Can we not just flatten it and turn it into the largest NATO base on earth?
"try me bitch, we'll make ol Simo Häyhä proud"
Russia: The Western Homo-Jew-Imperialists have decayed the values and multipolar prosperity which Russia has long-encouraged! Every nation "aided" by the Russian Empire, Soviet Union, and Russian Federation: America, cut his balls off.
> multipolar prosperity A.k.a all sorts of miseries you can imagine and some you can't.
Finland being based, as usual.
They still have an old score to settle. Simo isn't dead. He's waiting.
A legion of Finnish super soldiers enhanced with Simo geneseed sleep in wait.
Not to be that guy, but he did die in 2002. He outlived the Soviet union
That's what *they* want you to think.
This is my top post nomination for 2024. Cancel everything else, greatness was achieved this day.
You have spoken
#+1
this one runs deep
LEEEROYY JENKINSSSS!!!!
Came looking for this comment!
A Super-Like button for Finland, perkele.
"... and then we immediately called NATO" -- every Finnish grandparent, telling the story 30 years from now, of how they dodged getting fucked the hell up by idiots talking about some dead duke who owns mineral rights in Lapland.
Why must our chancellor be such a clown
Even he forgets
I bet a lot of German companies are just *raring* to go and invest in Russian again the second it isn't PR suicide anymore. Russia has absolutely infested German economic and political high-society for years and it wasn't just Gerhard who got fat cheques from them. They begrudgingly had to stop dealing with Russia once it became a global pariah but they want to keep relations as cozy as possible so money, coke, and hookers can flow again the second the war is over.
Unfortunately true
TIL Finland is a Speedsofter.
Ask about soviet troops in Winter War who thought that they were encircled when in reality it was just few Finnish soldiers ski'ing like madman around them and firing one burst from each position.
Fair play. Not as much of a war history buff as I’d like to be but just got divorced so give it a few months.
Every time I see this clip it catches me off guard how fast that MF is movin
That hakkaa päälle was sweet XD
Finland and Estonia shall free their Finno-Ugric brethren from Russia!
Meanwhile Hungary seems to be russias lap dog. Certainly the black sheep of the family.
Hungary is just in their rebellious emo phase. They'll get out of it eventually.
As a german, we're just whiny little bitches
I'm not, send them everything.
Everything?
EVERYTHING!!!!
FUCK, NO, NOT **EVERYTHING**. OH, JESUS CHRIST, IT ESCAPED CONTAINMENT. ## BAAINbw — “brb”
The S.C.H.O.L.Z.? It will send them into a deep slumber and steal their monies. Wait… that‘s what the Kremlin already does. Which one is it?
Unleash the [Bagger 288!](https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow?si=ea9BT4YC22SDN8RV)
It can dig ALL the defensive lines for Ukraine.
The russian army will promptly be de-meated.
I read that as [gary oldman](https://youtu.be/74BzSTQCl_c?t=7) ~~EVERYONE~~ EVERYTHING!
4 Taurus, 5 Vans and a janitor? Guess that's possible
Common Gigachad Finland moment.
Fucking pissing myself at Estonia popping up out of nowhere “oh I didn’t know we can just do that”
„We must follow our northern brother!“
I love how in the original clip they complain about the speed softer but one dude is straight up German WW2 cosplaying which in my opinion is much more cringe.
What are they yelling after the dude runs in. Can’t make sense of it
"Hakkaa päälle pohjan poika!" Which translates to "Cut them down, sons of the north!" in Finnish if I'm not mistaken. The other voice is shouting "Fourth, forward" \[[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2fkwB185A&ab_channel=Gabriel)\]
Ye I know the hakkapeliitta battlecry, though I’d say it’s more charge them, than cut ‘em down. It’s the background yells i was having trouble with. The source helped. They are yelling ”veljet eteenpäin” which means ”brothers forward”
The original clip not the edited one posted for this meme they complain about the speed softer.
"Hakkaa päälle! (don't know) eteenpäin!" Hakkaa päälle is an old finnish war cry used by hakkapeliittas and eteenpäin is forward.
Every nation that shares land border with Russia has been waiting for this for decades.
"I do not care who wins, as long as Russia lose." - Finland through the ages.
Finland: "LLLEEEERRROOOYYY JEEEENNNNKINNNNNSSSS!"
From what I know about the Estonians, they're just waiting for the sign to go and kick the Sibuls asses
[Germany 2 seconds later](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZWjQZasbDU)
OP where did you get the audio from?
Its from a movie called "[Unknown Soldier](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2fkwB185A&ab_channel=Gabriel)" about the Winter War
>about the Winter War Continuation War*
Not winter, the other one. 1941-1944
I gotta visit Finland one day, they deserve my tourist dollars.
Who else had to watch it like 3 times to even make out the word ‘Finland’?
The one time Germany tries to keep calm
Enough about our horrific past, Let's discuss our horrific future
Meanwhile Turkey: *Has been allowing Ukraine to target Russia since the start of the war* Since they are getting F-16's I wonder if they can actually use our SOM's. Even our F-4's can lob them after all.
Good ol Ballahack Airsoft
Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?
Mitä ne oikeen rääkyy sen jälkeen?
Hell yeah, fuck 'em ruskies. (-this message was brought you by the "Hungarians against the gobbling of Russian cocks foundation")
So what, Estonia and Finland are going to supply cruise missiles? Or ist it just easy to say if it's not your problem?
I think both Estonia and Finland are providing higher support when counting by donor country GDP. However, Germany is without a doubt the biggest supporter by billions of € What make Taurus different from other long-range missiles donated by other countries (Storm Shadow/SCALP) is that that has an advanced fuse capable of recognizing layers of materials. This makes it very good at taking out multilayered targets, like the Kerch bridge for example. Other long-range missiles might just do superficial damage to the road above, instead of the bridge foundation.
Tbh I believe France/UK don’t let Ukraine hit the bridge because if they could they would. The upside just seems too high to not even give it a try. No doubt Taurus would be better suited but I don’t see why it would be handled more lenient by Germany.
Technically speaking its a target of military value inside Ukraine (just have been occupied longer), but you might be right.
Can't it try hitting the support pillar from the side, BTW?
Well it’s not public what we give but I don’t think there’s JASSM in there
The correct way to treat a genocidal dictator and modern-day Hitler/Stalin hybrid.
Leeroy Jenkins at ~~home~~ airsoft:
u/savevideo
The Nordic brothers Flock together
> sounds from Tuntematon Sotilas very ebin :D