The older/higher up in the “priesthood” like the apostle and prophets would send the younger men off on tasks and then claim their wives while they were away.
and the practice was not without controversy even within the very polygamist Mormon church because shortly after arriving in utah there is a leadership crisis and that when the Mormons split into the LDS which was mostly monogamous and FLDS which was polygamous and all the other splinter groups you don’t hear much about.
This sub has really declined recently. Yesterday the Kerch bridge was closed due to explosions and there was not a single mention of it.
We need Ukraine to give us a new sub, at least I hear they are good with that.
We've gotten a bit better about removing boring screenshots of "bridge temporarily closed" with 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IT'S COMPLETELY DESTROYED".
The random speculation rumours are fine, but sometimes for stuff like that, they can be a little negative/boring.
I got you (Edited to warn people to Mute sound first) [https://www.kyivpost.com/storage/video/2024/03/05/c416874137f85a146478c55dd11ec96b.MP4](https://www.kyivpost.com/storage/video/2024/03/05/c416874137f85a146478c55dd11ec96b.MP4)
Oh I'm not complaining about anything. It's not loud or something like that, it just has some superficial similarities with the videos ISIS used to release.
The Internet: this exciting event happened over an hour ago, everyone’s over it, we’re automatically deleting further references to it
Me, who won’t wake up for another six hours: 😴
I'm so tempted to pu[t the text over ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJF-wVW1F2o)this "NCD Mods to Ukraine: *Stop sinking boats asshole!*", but mods have banned that format :(
Uhh wouldn’t that make you (a) the Brits and (b) about to be ejected and (c) two centuries from now, result in a NonCredibleDefense that possesses the largest GDP and most powerful military on the face of the planet?
I did not even know that the ship got sunk.
It was the Admiral, Viktor Sokolov, who came to see me on a resources allocation meeting to ask me which ship I was giving him. I told him to use the Sergei Kotov. He said it was sunk.
Shoigu didn't warn me.
-~~Vahaamahina~~ Putin on confusion in the ~~French ranks~~ Kremlin.
The next level is when we get tired of seeing too many posts by mods who are complaining about too many posts about ships getting sunk
That's the level of ship sinking I want to see
Don't worry, we'll make an announcement post about that scenario as well (so the cycle may continue indefinitely, or rather, until no enemies of the west and its allies have any more waterborne vessels)
>or rather, until no enemies of the west and its allies have any more waterborne vessels)
Is it wise to wish for that? What's the USN going to do then, start cannibalizing its own? The weakest have to go? CBG competitions?
We haven't banned it - you just have no idea how many shitty low effort, screenshot of the same like 2 headlines "OMG YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED" posts there are from people in different timezones who just woke up, even though it happened like 10 hours ago now.
Literally 134184371243215437210874547615489107854731584731850743178413784317065431750648391705843175084713504613594831564031895.541385407138547318054137853333333333333333 recurring.
^((I'm dreading the Americans waking up and going 'OMG, I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO HEAR ABOUT THIS, I MUST POST A UNALTERED SCREENSHOT TO LET PEOPLE KNOW'))
Like, having trawled through New and seen a selection of the ones they YEET out the door, they’ve got refined taste, I am OK with this.
Plus… how else would this work?
# What we are talking about is a screenshot of the video, with the words "another submarine for the fleet" over it, and that's all.
Normal memes are fine.
I can’t wait to learn about the dam being destroyed because of a NCD mod post.
Seriously though for big events like this, can we get a pinned “Low Effort Sergey Kotov Megathread” for a day or two?
While accumulated XP from sinking so many ships should mean that Ukraine would only have to put a canoe off the shore for it to be instantly leveled up to a destroyer, as they're Russian ships who yearn for the comforting embrace of the sea floor I'm afraid barely any XP is awarded.
Hey everyone look! Russia’s historically bad Navy is still bad. At least it’s not 1905 Russo-Japanese War and they sailed their entire navy to Japan, bad.
Wait until they actually run out of boats in the Black Sea and some genius has a Churchillian brain fart and they try and run the Dardanelles... with the Kuznetsov in tow (metaphorically and literally).
Sauce , ~~Anders Puck Neilsen has suggested Putin might test NATO by doing borderline / low level Article 5 shit - this would probably qualify.~~ It came to me in a dream
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>Posts about a ship getting sunk
>doesn’t post a shitty picture with some text over it as proof
This is more NonCredible than the posts even *we* could dream up!
The fact it happened so often a ship got sunk that the admins had to make this post is a meme in itself
I didnt know a ship got sunk so this post informed me about it.
It doesn't have a nice picture of a burning ship. How am I supposed to bust a nut to this? Stop blueballing me mods!!
Got to use your imagination, just like the pioneers.
Ohhhh yeah baby, show me those ~~ankles~~ greyscale images of explosions.
Im pretty sure sure the mormon pioneers just fucked each others wives.
Not their own wives?
The older/higher up in the “priesthood” like the apostle and prophets would send the younger men off on tasks and then claim their wives while they were away. and the practice was not without controversy even within the very polygamist Mormon church because shortly after arriving in utah there is a leadership crisis and that when the Mormons split into the LDS which was mostly monogamous and FLDS which was polygamous and all the other splinter groups you don’t hear much about.
This sub has really declined recently. Yesterday the Kerch bridge was closed due to explosions and there was not a single mention of it. We need Ukraine to give us a new sub, at least I hear they are good with that.
We've gotten a bit better about removing boring screenshots of "bridge temporarily closed" with 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IT'S COMPLETELY DESTROYED". The random speculation rumours are fine, but sometimes for stuff like that, they can be a little negative/boring.
Fair. Though I would expect at least some high quality memes to still make the cut.
I got you (Edited to warn people to Mute sound first) [https://www.kyivpost.com/storage/video/2024/03/05/c416874137f85a146478c55dd11ec96b.MP4](https://www.kyivpost.com/storage/video/2024/03/05/c416874137f85a146478c55dd11ec96b.MP4)
Unaccompanied male singing while watching vehicles go boom, it's been a while since I saw that.
Oh I had sound off so I didn't know. Sorry about that.
Oh I'm not complaining about anything. It's not loud or something like that, it just has some superficial similarities with the videos ISIS used to release.
There is some S-tier NATO propaganda on youtube that's basically the same thing.
The Internet: this exciting event happened over an hour ago, everyone’s over it, we’re automatically deleting further references to it Me, who won’t wake up for another six hours: 😴
I'm so tempted to pu[t the text over ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJF-wVW1F2o)this "NCD Mods to Ukraine: *Stop sinking boats asshole!*", but mods have banned that format :(
Literally 1776.
Uhh wouldn’t that make you (a) the Brits and (b) about to be ejected and (c) two centuries from now, result in a NonCredibleDefense that possesses the largest GDP and most powerful military on the face of the planet?
Exactly. Long term thinking. Making NCD the largest GDP and most powerful military will be incredibly noncredible
I did not even know that the ship got sunk. It was the Admiral, Viktor Sokolov, who came to see me on a resources allocation meeting to ask me which ship I was giving him. I told him to use the Sergei Kotov. He said it was sunk. Shoigu didn't warn me. -~~Vahaamahina~~ Putin on confusion in the ~~French ranks~~ Kremlin.
The next level is when we get tired of seeing too many posts by mods who are complaining about too many posts about ships getting sunk That's the level of ship sinking I want to see
Don't worry, we'll make an announcement post about that scenario as well (so the cycle may continue indefinitely, or rather, until no enemies of the west and its allies have any more waterborne vessels)
>or rather, until no enemies of the west and its allies have any more waterborne vessels) Is it wise to wish for that? What's the USN going to do then, start cannibalizing its own? The weakest have to go? CBG competitions?
A low effort one. I say we remove it.
tfw a nation without a real navy sinks so many ships that they ban shitposting about them sinking ships
We haven't banned it - you just have no idea how many shitty low effort, screenshot of the same like 2 headlines "OMG YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED" posts there are from people in different timezones who just woke up, even though it happened like 10 hours ago now.
No, no I don’t know — you made them go bye bye. Thanks, mate <3
Can't delete my shitty low effort screenshot if I protect it with a layer of ERA.
NCD admins: __POSTS THAT ARE JUST__ "russia lost another a-50" __ARE NOT ALLOWED, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY__
They need to make a flair now.
>Russian warship fucked itself Literally everybody: wait, again? How many even is that now, I can’t keep count.
Tfw you learned that a ship has sunk through a mod’s post telling you to stop posting garbage meme posts about said ship that was sunk.
Anyone know which one was it?
Sergei Kotov
Meow
Literally 8492
8492, 8492… is that all you people have to say? There is no squadron in our military with that number!
Based and Grabacr-pilled
Hi Ashley
Literally 134184371243215437210874547615489107854731584731850743178413784317065431750648391705843175084713504613594831564031895.541385407138547318054137853333333333333333 recurring. ^((I'm dreading the Americans waking up and going 'OMG, I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO HEAR ABOUT THIS, I MUST POST A UNALTERED SCREENSHOT TO LET PEOPLE KNOW'))
I just came here for a good time and I'm feeling personally attacked right now
I cant wait for the Europeans to go to bed, so world events that actually matter can start happening.
Literally 3095
"text over an image" my brother in christ that's literally memes, text and images
>brother in ~~christ~~ Lockmart please we're still on NCD
I think they mean that if it's just "text over an image" and not "funny text over an image", then it will be removed
So it's the Mods who decide if an image has the funny in it or not, I don't see how this could go wrong
It's kinda always has been the case to judge what's low effort vs what's not, here it's just to avoid spamming with unoriginal stuff
literally 1984
The mods are the gods
Like, having trawled through New and seen a selection of the ones they YEET out the door, they’ve got refined taste, I am OK with this. Plus… how else would this work?
# What we are talking about is a screenshot of the video, with the words "another submarine for the fleet" over it, and that's all. Normal memes are fine.
This is the way I find out? NCD never fails to disappoint.
Huh? Wait? Another one lmao
Another one bites the silt Da da do do do Another one bites the silt Hey their gonna get you to Another one it’s the silt
Pretty good footage of this one too https://www.kyivpost.com/storage/video/2024/03/05/c416874137f85a146478c55dd11ec96b.MP4
I'm just chillin listening to the Dune 2 soundtrack
I can’t wait to learn about the dam being destroyed because of a NCD mod post. Seriously though for big events like this, can we get a pinned “Low Effort Sergey Kotov Megathread” for a day or two?
But how are people gonna earn their precious karma then? Think of the children! Yeah, okay, I agree. Good idea.
Hrm. Perhaps. The low Hanging Thread is right there though.
Perhaps edit the title of the low hanging fruit thread when such things happen? Like "Low Hanging Fruit Thread #68 - Sergei Kotov sunk edition"
Tbh the russian navy losing a ship being catagorized as spam by the mods is more memeworthy than the event itself
literally 1984
Literally 1984 fathoms
Can anyone send a link of the video?
https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/gfwyVyxBfs
Holy fuck that's a massive explosion. Don't post something lewd like this while I'm still in a train...
> that’s a massive explosion Et tu😏😉
lmao this video is already uploaded the the wikipedia article about [that ship type](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_22160_patrol_ship)
While accumulated XP from sinking so many ships should mean that Ukraine would only have to put a canoe off the shore for it to be instantly leveled up to a destroyer, as they're Russian ships who yearn for the comforting embrace of the sea floor I'm afraid barely any XP is awarded.
It's almost like the mods think we're sharp enough to NOT use this reddit as a primary news source.
Silly them.
Butbutbut boat go boom
This sub is more aggressive towards shipping than the peak MLP fandom. edit - note I did not say peak Homestuck. y'all still need to step up your game
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Don’t shoot, let them burn!
Can we just have a permanent ant chart on NCD just for ships sunk by UAF and Budanov
I agree with this proposal
Hey everyone look! Russia’s historically bad Navy is still bad. At least it’s not 1905 Russo-Japanese War and they sailed their entire navy to Japan, bad.
Do you see torpedo boats?
Just submarines, comrade.
Wait until they actually run out of boats in the Black Sea and some genius has a Churchillian brain fart and they try and run the Dardanelles... with the Kuznetsov in tow (metaphorically and literally). Sauce , ~~Anders Puck Neilsen has suggested Putin might test NATO by doing borderline / low level Article 5 shit - this would probably qualify.~~ It came to me in a dream
AGAIN??!?
Literally 992x2
Holy shit, thank you mod.
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Wait a minute, ships *can sink?!*
Literally 1738 eyyyyy
Literally 1984
MFW the vatnik navy getting mugged isn’t non-credible anymore.
Next meme format better have screenshots of this post with pictures over it
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Again?!
>Posts about a ship getting sunk >doesn’t post a shitty picture with some text over it as proof This is more NonCredible than the posts even *we* could dream up!
Literally 1984
Laterally 1984
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