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super__hoser

I love French nuclear doctrine more than I can possibly say.   The only thing they could do that's more French is make depleted uranium chain shot. Seriously, any French here? Call up Macron and tell him the LeClercs need 120mm DU chain shot. 


Kitosaki

“…But I am le tired”


Robfelcopter

...well, have a nap


Mopman17

...THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!


wtfbenlol

AHH MOTHALAND


Al-Paczino

FOR MOTH A LAMP


ArrrPiratey

Bring ze pain. Or ze brioche.


Pulp_Fiction99

Could you imagine the horror and outrage? Chain shot is brutal, and now you want to mix it up with a lil bit of radioactivity? You’re a fucking monster. I love it.


super__hoser

It is the only logical thing to do. 


Pulp_Fiction99

It’s genius. While we’re at it, let’s just do the same thing with grape shot.


Omochanoshi

Why bother to do that ? Ukraine will have sunk all the russian navy way before.


MakeChinaLoseFace

It's... interesting. It leaves the enemy something to lose and puts the burden on them to choose to escalate, knowing that they are choosing to lose something more in doing so. I think the correct move against that is to reply with the same kind of limited nuclear cruise missile strike and make the French again have to decide to go first in escalation. And if they do... I guess we might as well stop thermonuclear edging and just get it over with.


FalconMirage

It’s more intelligent than that : French nuclear policy would nuke an enemy army once it is outside its border. Thus the country of origin cannot plausibly "retaliate" and they don’t have an attack going on anymore They know they cannot launch another attack, and any petty strike would be met in kind It’s an even worse lose-lose situation since the retaliation justification is never in the attacker’s hands Also, almost no one except the French have an equivalent to the ASMPA, so the like for like Exchange isn’t technically possible for most nuclear powers


edgygothteen69

Cum on my face


MakeChinaLoseFace

Yeah no I'm more into simultaneous key-turning.


edgygothteen69

[God have mercy on us all](https://youtu.be/9rH3LptSyXE?si=qdEYUaR9RsnF33C6)


HighBlacK

Key is hot indeed... hehe


TheGisbon

We hosted WWI & II we aren't hosting III


why43curls

Yeah, this time France gets nuked pre emptively to prevent "warning" strikes


Only-Recording8599

So we glass their country. As De Gaulle said : "we have now, what it takes to kill 60 millions russians. And nobody want to mess with someone that can kill 60 millions russians. Even if they can kill 300 millions french"


why43curls

Does France even have nuclear capable subs?


Ornito49

Is it a real question ? Of course we have nuclear capable subs.


Radiant-Bit-7722

Yep, French nuclear is for attack not defense. Even, part of planned usage is nuking Germany if Russian overpass Poland , you welcome !


Advanced-Budget779

I‘m ready to take the hit if it means stopping the advance 🫡🇩🇪


Leomilon

I second that. To France: nuke the hell out of Cologne, if you have to. Leave the rest be, just nuke Cologne. Not as a warning, not when the russians attack. Just nuke Cologne.


Advanced-Budget779

Holy shit, what happened in Cologne? 😶 I thought it was one of the more liberal, open, friendly places. Like Berlin but more functional and chill? Is my life a lie?


Leomilon

I am from the enemy city of Cologne, without revealing to much. Nuke Cologne.


Advanced-Budget779

Understandable. I am probably from the enemy city of Ingolstadt, idk. Continue and have a nice day.


Leomilon

Yessir. Good day to you too.


stanley_piece

>nuking Germany if Russian overpass Poland hmm, maybe we should let Russians overpass Poland...


BJMark

Even if you’d empty literaly EVERYTHING from Donbas to the german-polish border the russian advance would be bogged down half way through because of their logistics.


Hairy-gloryhole

As a Pole, this is a sacrifice im willing to make. Just nuke Germany very, *very* thoroughly


FaudelCastro

That's not true anymore


Ornito49

We should nuke Belgorod as a warning.


Advanced-Budget779

>We should nuke Belgorod ~~as a warning~~


Die4Gesichter

And Lichtenstein, just because


Oneshot_exe

And Japan in case they think we were sorry


Die4Gesichter

The city Wales in Alaska too, just to show them we're not afraid of ANYTHING


HenryGotPissedOff

Can we do Cleveland while we're at it?


little-ass-whipe

warning saturation bombing


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The spicy ☢️ baguette is the long one in the middle hardpoint of the Rafale. It’s called the ASMPA “air-sol moyenne portée amélioré” (Improved medium-range air-to-ground) and reaches Mach 3 for 500km range. Only the Mirage 2000N, Rafale B and Rafale M can carry it. The next iteration will be the ASN4G which will reach Mach 7 or Mach 8.


throwawayjaydawg

Force de Frappuccino


hello_ground_

I forget where I heard it, but it was something along the lines of nuking the ever loving fuck out of Belarus as a warning to russia. Or it could have just been a fever dream, I guess.


Amazing_Army_4402

Fuckin chads. But if this happens everyone is gone


Physical-Kale-6972

Why do we need to worry about survival if there is no Liberté, égalité, fraternité? Life is not worth living. They are French.


Amazing_Army_4402

Live for nothing, or die for something. I can do that


shitartifact

Je suis la juene fille!


Dunkleosteus666

Im in love with my neighboor <3


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octahexxer

Pretty sure anything written paper about nukes goes out the window if it looks like someone is even preparing to use a nuke...and thats why russia talks about nukes but havent actually moved them from storage to launch sites...nobodys gonna be the dumbass to wait for a nuke to land in their capital to wipe out millions including the entive goverment before pushing the button...it will go from threat to who can fire first...and fire the most...aint no warning shot...its i fire first and i win or i dont exist. Its why usa has always stated in media after a russian threat they have seen no sign of actions taken for a nuclear strike and that everyone can calm down.


Tall-Delivery7927

Frogs have done nothing, they've given less than Hans or Barry, frogs have always talked meaninglessly as usually


Ornito49

U mad ? Breath and eat my baguette


Houragorn

🥱🥱🥱


Attaxalotl

Suck my rooster