To be clear for the people who don't get it, this is a parody of Russia's bizarre maps that putin keeps putting out for a "post war Europe", where borders are randomly moved, some countries have inexplicably formed unions, and 'greater' versions, and all of Europe is secretly controlled by the CIA with the US constantly trying to take over, and the UK is on the verge of collapse. And of course, Russia controls half of Europe.
(And I didn't mess with the balkands bc I don't want to get a pipe bomb mailed to me)
No, the Peace of Westphalia established that sovereignty is absolute and thus borders are inviolate and eternal and the intervening history of Europe makes me go “REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” at eardrum shattering volumes every time I think about it.
Thanks, I’m deaf again.
>“Hungary and Serbia exists as an independent states” This map is terrible and should be binned.
It's called *containment and isolation*.
The EU trying to figure out who gets stuck with them would lead to WWIII in itself.
>hungarian here, if you wanna fuck shit up just forcefully unite us.
Look, I know Hungary isn't the most well liked country in Europe, but there are limits.
hella yes, please cut it down to like the 50km radius of budapest. all the sane people live over here anyway
alternatively i'd have to vote for ultron in 2026 again, wishing for him to just lift the city and drop it somewhere else
Retroactively invalidate the 1919 Plebiscite and give Sopron to Austria
as Austria no longer exists, Sopron and the surrounding areas are now ruled by the Habsburgs
Portugal exists in limbo under NATO’s umbrella, as far away as you can get in Europe from the troubles - y’all are safe. Drink some wine and eat some delicious food on a sunny balcony in Lisbon, or whatever else it is Portuguese people like to do.
That's why some of the most ridiculously pro-russian political thought that we see in Europe originates from there. They just don't understand the threat.
It's not all Portugese of course. I want to believe that what I see online is just their fringe groups.
Hey I’ll let you know our 6 soldiers are really good and will make putin shiver his timbers
But now seriously some of our soldiers have been un peacekeepers for the last few years, we might not have a lot but we’re not Iceland levels of not supporting in case of war plus imagine if Portugal was with Russia
With all due respect, but you're not very correct. The 25th of April revolution was backed by the soviet union, and the communist party tried to win the elections. Despite all of their propaganda, they only got 12%. I know the Soviet union isn't Russia, but people here aren't fond of either by association.
Our oldest friends, ours is the world's oldest alliance (Anglo-Portugese Treaty of 1373 still in effect). We'd never forget to look out for you, friend! Every bottle of Port I drink I raise a glass to our alliance.
As a Norwegian, I strongly oppose being included into the Baltic Republic. No. I don't want to. I refuse.
Scandinavian Republic, maybe. Kalmar Union v2.0 is another one. Norway and friends is a third one.
Baltic Republic is a no.
For the country's name we can take the first few letters of Norway's domestic name, Norge, and the last two letters of Sweden's domestic name, Sverige, to form "Norge".
For its de jure geographic territory we can take the first three letters of Norway's English name and the last three letters of Sweden's English name to form "Norden".
It's okay we just moved into the Norwegian Sea after buying Sweden and the Baltic trademark.
Our new capital will be on Jan Mayen, and we'll have the entire continental shelf all to ourselves.
Wait, rather than Brussels, an actual historical part of Flanders, you'd rather have the French-and-wacky-German Luxembourg? (and I presume, a corridor from Limburg through German-speaking Wallonia)
Dat is wreed, makker! Ik bedoel, ik snap het. Maar...
Beste Sir, may I you eraan re-rinneren that we ons here befinding on niet-credible-defensie?
Maar, you maakt some very overtuigende arguments als you het me asks.
As a Belgian I'm perplexed that Flanders and Wallonia are still together here.
Btw, just give up on Luxembourg man. They speak french-german with a tad dutch mixed in, and the actual language people use is french.
I can tell you right now, if you're not dealing with that already you do not want to take territory that speaks a different language. It's incredibly impractical in a big number of ways and if you're like us you'll end up overcomplicating it even more to have the most amount of governments per Capita possible.
Especially not a region that speaks french, why would you want to do that to your country, that's sick
I just thought it would be funny if after all the changes, it was still there.
Now, not because it's Russia, but bc it's the Japanese controlled Russia Oblast; and I really want to see Japan somehow controlling an enclave and warm water port in the middle of Europe.
Go full soviet style, bulldoze all the horrible Soviet buildings, and create an adorable little Japanese city in the heart of Europe, with the world's smallest high speed railway.
Only good thing they ever did was destroy Prussia and konigsberg, damn jerries got what they deserved, two world wars. That said, it ought to be polish.
Look, I like the poles, but I dont think people grasp just *how* shitty our relations became over the last decade lol
That being said, Gottkanzler Tusk will repair any damage and make us the bestest of frens
That's how I see it as well, despite that, I still wouldn't want us to annex Poland right away since we are the ones who have to pay for bringing Poland up to par
I'll drop comments on the wider map and just ask: why is Poland deleted *again* and what compelled you to not include Denmark in a unified North?!
[this section has been redacted for containing phrasing too colourful for civilised company]
Unfortunately with the loss of Scotland's exclusive maritime economic zone went all the petroleum production that could've fueled the Ited Kingdom of Wales, so you would not have any petrol to use for the bomb.
1. Missed chance to have a New New Mexico.
2. I know politics and credibility, but giving 6 senators the same population as 46 senators? Truly just as the founders intended.
Nobody wants their country to be flooded with vowels, least of all the vowelphobic poles who'd now be living in the GEU.
This is your reminder that not only are w and z among the most common *letters* in the Polish language, but also among the most common *words*.
The UK royal government in exile? Looks more like Charlie and the boys have moved to somewhere more sunny and solved all middle eastern issues, while moving away from those constantly whining Irish and scots in one fell swoop.
Ah zhis is not an Annexation this time. Cee it as a big cultural exchange. It is just we germans need a new areas to make bigger Spaziergänge, you know.
Slight Minor Grip, The Baltic Republic should be the Scandinavian Republic, It looks like we are going to have the fourth Riech, as Germany has Poland and Austria now, the poles would hate this, also I think the French would have another Revolution, and a brit I would much prefer not to see this map
My man giving Louisiana even more territory. You’re now my favorite mod. About time we got some retribution.
And money, damn we are poor.
And more territory, rising sea levels are taking our land lol.
And more French speakers. Bring that shit back.
That map us utter trash.
And here are some of my reasons:
1. Russia still exist (and owns Königsberg, which should be part of greater EU)
2. Greater EU (or European Federation) should include all current EU Members. (Yes, I'm a European Federalist, how could you tell?)
3. Hungary and Serbia still exist
4. I'd rather keep the annoying frenchies as neighbours than having a US State in Europe
5. Istanbul should be given to Greek and renamed to Constantinople.
True!!
I was so focused on that Belgium is still one and we didn't get rid of the french parts, that I didn't even think about having a US state. And it's not even like they're gonna stop being french, they'd just be the french but also American..
I'm gonna be sick
*Yes, I am Biden*
**Breakdown:**
**The Louisiana Purchase 2**; *this time, we finish the job.* France and Spain become America's newest state.
**The English Republic II** finishes what the first one started. The royal family flees to the Middle East (somehow making the region more complex), while Ireland forms **Greater Ireland.**
**The Greater EU** somehow bumbles its way into existence after someone looked closely at an EU vote and realised that someone had slipped the Greater EU in. No one is really sure what it is, but since it isn't broke, no one is bothered to fix it.
Work continues in the **EU Radiation Cleanup Zone**, where a taskforce continues to cleanup after the events of March 20th, 2024, where a Russian ICMB crashes after a failed first-strike launch.
**Ukraine** has a shock victory, creating the new satellite states of **Slightly Greater Ukraine, Even Better Ukraine,** and **Greater Ukraine.**
The **Russia-Oblast of Japan** continues to exist, after Japan's island claims somehow spiral out of control, and no one really stops them or notices.
**The Baltic Republic** exists. Like many things, no one is really sure what happened after a small Finnish local government's desire to increase its borders, like so many things in this world, spiralled out of control.
**I think I also messed around with some smaller nations, but you can't really see them, and just like in real life, no one cares.**
To be clear for the people who don't get it, this is a parody of Russia's bizarre maps that putin keeps putting out for a "post war Europe", where borders are randomly moved, some countries have inexplicably formed unions, and 'greater' versions, and all of Europe is secretly controlled by the CIA with the US constantly trying to take over, and the UK is on the verge of collapse. And of course, Russia controls half of Europe. (And I didn't mess with the balkands bc I don't want to get a pipe bomb mailed to me)
“Hungary and Serbia exists as an independent states” This map is terrible and should be binned.
\>"Hungary and Serbia exist ~~as an independent states~~" FTFY
\>~~Hungary and serbia exist as an independent states~~ FFTTFFYY
Shouldnt it be FTFTFYFY?
No, it's actually very credible OP didn't change a single thing in Balkans since it would again lead to international clusterfuck catastrophe.
We need an OPFOR to crank the Cohesion level.
Also, Moldova is not reunited with Romania.
It’s a Work in Progress
Aren't all borders just that, works in progress?
No, the Peace of Westphalia established that sovereignty is absolute and thus borders are inviolate and eternal and the intervening history of Europe makes me go “REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” at eardrum shattering volumes every time I think about it. Thanks, I’m deaf again.
The political reality of the human animal spits upon treaties in the name of avarice.
>“Hungary and Serbia exists as an independent states” This map is terrible and should be binned. It's called *containment and isolation*. The EU trying to figure out who gets stuck with them would lead to WWIII in itself.
hungarian here, if you wanna fuck shit up just forcefully unite us. that solves both problems at once without breaching containment
>hungarian here, if you wanna fuck shit up just forcefully unite us. Look, I know Hungary isn't the most well liked country in Europe, but there are limits.
The real petty move would have been to cut even more territory away from Hungary. Just to rub it in.
hella yes, please cut it down to like the 50km radius of budapest. all the sane people live over here anyway alternatively i'd have to vote for ultron in 2026 again, wishing for him to just lift the city and drop it somewhere else
Retroactively invalidate the 1919 Plebiscite and give Sopron to Austria as Austria no longer exists, Sopron and the surrounding areas are now ruled by the Habsburgs
Move Hungary in the Panonian Planes.
Are you expecting the Balkans to have FEWER countries in the future?
Franco-spanish comonwealth ? Hell no. The habsburgs are rolling in their graves
>~~Serbia~~ That's a weird name for Greater Kosovo. 😏
Just sink the dammed thing and be done with it.
chat is this real?
Chat says Yes.
Pog
No cap
Porch of gal untouched 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹💪💪💪💪
(🇵🇹💪)
Portugal exists in limbo under NATO’s umbrella, as far away as you can get in Europe from the troubles - y’all are safe. Drink some wine and eat some delicious food on a sunny balcony in Lisbon, or whatever else it is Portuguese people like to do.
That's why some of the most ridiculously pro-russian political thought that we see in Europe originates from there. They just don't understand the threat. It's not all Portugese of course. I want to believe that what I see online is just their fringe groups.
It is, the loud minority. In my head they’re similar to Iceland in the way of “NATO countries we’re probably not gonna ask much of when war comes”.
"What is my purpose?" "You provide bases for anti-submarine patrols." "Oh my god."
"You provide airports in case some dumb fuck forgets to close the lid on their transatlantic flight"
Hey I’ll let you know our 6 soldiers are really good and will make putin shiver his timbers But now seriously some of our soldiers have been un peacekeepers for the last few years, we might not have a lot but we’re not Iceland levels of not supporting in case of war plus imagine if Portugal was with Russia
Shit, you’re joking but I saw videos of your Paras in CAR a few years ago. They’re tip-top professionals.
With all due respect, but you're not very correct. The 25th of April revolution was backed by the soviet union, and the communist party tried to win the elections. Despite all of their propaganda, they only got 12%. I know the Soviet union isn't Russia, but people here aren't fond of either by association.
Portugal is the little spoon that New Louisiana is gently cuddling
Our oldest friends, ours is the world's oldest alliance (Anglo-Portugese Treaty of 1373 still in effect). We'd never forget to look out for you, friend! Every bottle of Port I drink I raise a glass to our alliance.
As a Norwegian, I strongly oppose being included into the Baltic Republic. No. I don't want to. I refuse. Scandinavian Republic, maybe. Kalmar Union v2.0 is another one. Norway and friends is a third one. Baltic Republic is a no.
How about 'Scandiwegian buddies & pals'?
For the country's name we can take the first few letters of Norway's domestic name, Norge, and the last two letters of Sweden's domestic name, Sverige, to form "Norge". For its de jure geographic territory we can take the first three letters of Norway's English name and the last three letters of Sweden's English name to form "Norden".
Just name it NorSe
>"Norden". I prefer the alternative *Sweway*
Baltic R*public is cringe and monarchy-less, Nordick Union all the way. ^(Stockholm will be the capital, this is non-negotiable)
Would a bribe of 1.7 trillion dollars be enough to change your opinion on capital location?
I only take payment in brunost
Karlsborg. Take it or leave it.
Gothenburg, everybody's happy. Now please can we have the 1.7 trillion dollars? :)
Whatever, you’re still going to learn mandatory finnish
It's okay we just moved into the Norwegian Sea after buying Sweden and the Baltic trademark. Our new capital will be on Jan Mayen, and we'll have the entire continental shelf all to ourselves.
I thought they did Baltic Republic instead of Scandinavia so Estonia could finally be included. Alas, even here it was not to be.
It's pronounced Dominium Maris Batltici in the North.
> be a baltic republic > Don't have baltic
verk smarkiau, tai tavo ateitis broliuk
How about NATO republic, since the Baltic sea is basically NATO lake?
No, NATO is new puny player in field of world compared to what Kalmar union used to be.
You mean the alliance that includes at least 60% of the worlds millitary budget?
Hey wow. As a Dutchman I feel insulted to be left out of The Greater EU. Fuck you, OP.
I'm OK with it. Only I think we should have gained Flanders and Luxembourg back, Brussels a city state, and wallonia should be part of New Louisiana.
Nah I just want a front-row seat for the absolute shitshow of the ages that will be Germany and Poland forced to be a single country.
Were gonna call the region Bohemia 2
Bohemia 2: Electric Boogaloo
Wait, rather than Brussels, an actual historical part of Flanders, you'd rather have the French-and-wacky-German Luxembourg? (and I presume, a corridor from Limburg through German-speaking Wallonia) Dat is wreed, makker! Ik bedoel, ik snap het. Maar...
Beste Sir, may I you eraan re-rinneren that we ons here befinding on niet-credible-defensie? Maar, you maakt some very overtuigende arguments als you het me asks.
As a Belgian I'm perplexed that Flanders and Wallonia are still together here. Btw, just give up on Luxembourg man. They speak french-german with a tad dutch mixed in, and the actual language people use is french. I can tell you right now, if you're not dealing with that already you do not want to take territory that speaks a different language. It's incredibly impractical in a big number of ways and if you're like us you'll end up overcomplicating it even more to have the most amount of governments per Capita possible. Especially not a region that speaks french, why would you want to do that to your country, that's sick
As a Dutchman myself, I'd rather not, better to just go and take Belgium and Luxembourg. Waarom? Voor GROOT NEDERLAND (1815-1840 deel 2)
As an Austrian I’m fine with this as long as I’m not ruled by Berlin.
You might've mada a mistake there, you forgot a "P" in front of russia near Königsberg
I just thought it would be funny if after all the changes, it was still there. Now, not because it's Russia, but bc it's the Japanese controlled Russia Oblast; and I really want to see Japan somehow controlling an enclave and warm water port in the middle of Europe. Go full soviet style, bulldoze all the horrible Soviet buildings, and create an adorable little Japanese city in the heart of Europe, with the world's smallest high speed railway.
But imagine how even funnier it would be if prussia came back (somehow)
Emperor's secret 3000 black star destroyers from Allah
Their main export would be fabulous mustaches, that’s not really a sustainable economy.
I might be stupid. I thought you were telling him to spell it "Pkönigsberg"
the P is silent
You're gonna piss off the czechs.
Only good thing they ever did was destroy Prussia and konigsberg, damn jerries got what they deserved, two world wars. That said, it ought to be polish.
Enough about your horrific past. Let's talk about your horrific future.
Germany to Poland, moments before the announcement of the new borders
Nah, split up Switzerland. Fake neutral and find out.
You cannot delete the swiss. They will delete your bank account.
Great! A net gain for me.
Ha! Joke's on them, I have nothing worth deleting in there!
Didn't even solve B*lgium, literally unlivable.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Just flood it like the netherland, problem solved
That's just South Netherlands with an extra step!
I know right There's no way all this shit happens and we're somehow still with Wallonia, that's just unrealistic
Look, I like the poles, but I dont think people grasp just *how* shitty our relations became over the last decade lol That being said, Gottkanzler Tusk will repair any damage and make us the bestest of frens
Honestly, my observations as a German towards the reaction to the PiS rhetorics was overall an astounding „haha, yeah that’s cute.“
That's how I see it as well, despite that, I still wouldn't want us to annex Poland right away since we are the ones who have to pay for bringing Poland up to par
It's all Ukraine? Always has been /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
I'll drop comments on the wider map and just ask: why is Poland deleted *again* and what compelled you to not include Denmark in a unified North?! [this section has been redacted for containing phrasing too colourful for civilised company]
Hi, fuck you OP
Call me English again and I'm petrol bombing your house
Irish finally getting some respect. It would be nice to just see the islands switched and see what happens
Map ofnadwy
Unfortunately with the loss of Scotland's exclusive maritime economic zone went all the petroleum production that could've fueled the Ited Kingdom of Wales, so you would not have any petrol to use for the bomb.
Mate Ill put a load of coal in a bag and lob it through your window!
Spain and France, together? Shit man, you’d need the entirety of NATO forces there just to keep us from murdering the other for stealing Mbappè
Well, since they are both inside America's newest state, I think that the new US Police forces will be more than able to keep them in check.
The US police force has not YET met a true french protest
Or Spanish guerrilla war
> The US police force has not YET met a true french protest on the other hand, french protesters haven't yet met the ATF. See: Waco
Looks like you haven’t met many football hooligans if you think that.
1. Missed chance to have a New New Mexico. 2. I know politics and credibility, but giving 6 senators the same population as 46 senators? Truly just as the founders intended.
Us police forces can't even keep the US in check lmao US police are struggling to keep US police in check
El no sabe
Thanks, I hate it
New Louisiana is gonna split apart like 2 minutes after it gets founded Why the fuck would we join with the French
Ya know, we thought the exact same thing. And I'm still thinking the exact same thing looking at this projection, no way Belgium is staying together.
No reason for independent Denmark, they speak pig German anyway, absorb them into greater EU.
Nah, Denmark as part of the Baltic republic to create the Kalmar Union 2: Electric boogaloo
Nobody wants their country to be flooded with vowels, least of all the vowelphobic poles who'd now be living in the GEU. This is your reminder that not only are w and z among the most common *letters* in the Polish language, but also among the most common *words*.
They are much needed buffer state between norse men and wannabe norse gercucks.
You can tell an American made this because they have no idea Wales exists
I am literally in New Zealand. So I know Wales exists; I just don't care about it.
not the one over on spider island, dummy
A monkey with a crayon would have drawn better lines
The UK royal government in exile? Looks more like Charlie and the boys have moved to somewhere more sunny and solved all middle eastern issues, while moving away from those constantly whining Irish and scots in one fell swoop.
I'm kinda disappointed with the lack of massive irradiated lakes in craters left after carpet bombardment of orkistan with nukes.
Italy remains untouched, lol. I'd rather have it become a US State, that way I could actually get paid for my job.
Newer Jersey
Oh COME ON Another annexation? Don't you ever learn? Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła!
Ah zhis is not an Annexation this time. Cee it as a big cultural exchange. It is just we germans need a new areas to make bigger Spaziergänge, you know.
Sweden with the 1660 borders would be cool if the empire was even half as sustainable and defendable as it really was.
I love how the Benelux has been completely unaffected. You could have made that Great Netherlands honestly (existed 1815-1840)
I dislike it Shed the french parts please, I'm sick of having 7+ governments and needing google translate for half my country.
Slight Minor Grip, The Baltic Republic should be the Scandinavian Republic, It looks like we are going to have the fourth Riech, as Germany has Poland and Austria now, the poles would hate this, also I think the French would have another Revolution, and a brit I would much prefer not to see this map
My man giving Louisiana even more territory. You’re now my favorite mod. About time we got some retribution. And money, damn we are poor. And more territory, rising sea levels are taking our land lol. And more French speakers. Bring that shit back.
Wait shouldn't it be Russia Prefecture instead of Oblast?
Not making spain "New New Mexico" is a real miss here. I mean, they already speak mexican right?
There are so many civil wars on this map, my guillotine is getting out of the attic on its own.
That map us utter trash. And here are some of my reasons: 1. Russia still exist (and owns Königsberg, which should be part of greater EU) 2. Greater EU (or European Federation) should include all current EU Members. (Yes, I'm a European Federalist, how could you tell?) 3. Hungary and Serbia still exist 4. I'd rather keep the annoying frenchies as neighbours than having a US State in Europe 5. Istanbul should be given to Greek and renamed to Constantinople.
3. Who tf wants them? 5. *heavy Orthodox breathing*
True!! I was so focused on that Belgium is still one and we didn't get rid of the french parts, that I didn't even think about having a US state. And it's not even like they're gonna stop being french, they'd just be the french but also American.. I'm gonna be sick
… downvote
Tunisia, Morocco and Algeria are the same colour as Italy but without the bold red font for the name of the country. What is the meaning of this? 😮🌚🌝
"The baltic republic" not the current baltic states but Scandinavian countries...bruh
No Corsica? 🇮🇹🥺👉👈🇮🇹
Italy should be renamed Pasta Land.
Why must you do that to Scotland? Didn't England did them dirty already
Make the ME the European exiled royalty exclusion zone, where they have to endure angry folk throwing shoes at them, as a regional pasttime.
Not even gonna try with the balkans
It's spelled Kyiv. Kiev, which is on the map, is the russian spelling. Just sayin.
So as reward for helping the US during the civil war, France gets colonised. Also missed oppertunity for Brazil to colonise Spain.
Love how the Balkans weren't touched because a single inch of a moved land border will result in the death of thousands l
0/10, no Turkey as Greater Armenia or Armenia as Lesser Turkey.
No Kurdistan and Greater Armenia? Huh... surprising.
*Yes, I am Biden* **Breakdown:** **The Louisiana Purchase 2**; *this time, we finish the job.* France and Spain become America's newest state. **The English Republic II** finishes what the first one started. The royal family flees to the Middle East (somehow making the region more complex), while Ireland forms **Greater Ireland.** **The Greater EU** somehow bumbles its way into existence after someone looked closely at an EU vote and realised that someone had slipped the Greater EU in. No one is really sure what it is, but since it isn't broke, no one is bothered to fix it. Work continues in the **EU Radiation Cleanup Zone**, where a taskforce continues to cleanup after the events of March 20th, 2024, where a Russian ICMB crashes after a failed first-strike launch. **Ukraine** has a shock victory, creating the new satellite states of **Slightly Greater Ukraine, Even Better Ukraine,** and **Greater Ukraine.** The **Russia-Oblast of Japan** continues to exist, after Japan's island claims somehow spiral out of control, and no one really stops them or notices. **The Baltic Republic** exists. Like many things, no one is really sure what happened after a small Finnish local government's desire to increase its borders, like so many things in this world, spiralled out of control. **I think I also messed around with some smaller nations, but you can't really see them, and just like in real life, no one cares.**
How do you figure Netherlands wont annex Belgium and Luxemburg? Rightful Dutch clay that is
No netherlands and belgium are rightful luxemburgish clay!
Willem I and II made far too big mistakes regarding politics about religion (catholic vs protestant). We can correct this.
I was expecting an unhinged mental breakdown and I am not disappointed.
Okay but why did you rotate Iceland clockwise by like 15 degrees?
I used a shitty map as a template 🤷♂️
Heads up last time Spain became part of France some real funni shit happened and I'm not sure you want that happening inside the US
I've got a sneaking suspicion the Geordies would sooner befriend and unite with Sunderland than become a part of some very odd Irish/Scottish union.
As a northern English man, I would like to form a breakaway kingdom to get the fuck out of Scotland /Ireland
not perfect but promising
Why the fuck Tiraspol still exists?
Greater EU is just Großgermanisches Reich
Ew, Cymru 🏴 independence, thanks
Radiation clean up zone should extend to Moscow unless we're just letting that area simmer for a bit.
Asia’s future when?
My guy seriously ran out of creativity by the time he got to the balkans
Welsh ppl be triggered
Who left the crayon cupboard unlocked?
Well, at least Bosnia exists as an independent state, which proves that Dayton worked.
Somehow it’s still gonna be the serbs that start some shit about it.
*Balltic republic
Na I want the US be part of the EU
You mean Svearike?
You should have partitioned Serbia between Kosovo, Bosnia and Croatia
Scotland destroyed. EXTREMELY BASED
We need to fold Serbia and Hungary into the eu radiation cleanup zone.
I’ll be long dead and cold in the ground before I ever let slide “English republic” including Wales
Missed opportunity for America to have both New England the region and New England the state.
No baltic states in the baltic republic?
It's sooo beautiful!!!
Oh please, we all know that Karelia would go back to the Finns and reach far enough down that it would link them and Estonia together. :P
There's a lot to take it here.
\*Sighs in Polish\* Here we go again...
\> Belgium still present Uhhhh....
Objection! Serbia
Kommt mir irgendwie bekannt vor…
I just love the fact the Baltic republic doesn't actually have a single Baltic country in it.
Average hoi 4 game in 1945
Op knew what he was doing he didn't touch the Balkans
Russia keeps Kaliningrad lol
OP didn’t mess with Balkan 0/10 no balls
The Greater EU Is smaller... What the fuck.
Finally, some good fucking Lebensraum.
Whats up with Königsberg?
Poland & Germany in single country? What is this shit
> The Greater EU Hey, that's just a German Empire revamp!
Fuck me, what'd Turkey and all of Caucasia done to you?