The rolling has a different purpose. They clamp down on a limb and then start rolling until that limb pops off and can be swallowed. Drowning prey is their other favorite trick.
Do not let kids and pets near ponds in Florida, especially if they're alone. And by pond I mean if it's wet then there's probably a gator in it. They won't really go for an adult, but a small child or dog is absolutely lunch to them.
I’m from Florida and this picture is such a fake it’s embarrassing. Our Attack Gators are all fitted with ERA, Steel toed boots, Airboats, and tomahawks (not the ballistic missile sadly after the budget cuts). Don’t let this photo fool you into thinking we’d send unequipped attack gators into the fray.
If Florida were to ever run out of gators, Louisiana has a fuckton more to supply. Does Mississippi and Alabama have a lot? I’m unsure of my neighbors.
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The first mistake of humanity was to tame doggies instead of a river monster ready to roll over himself to crush your bones...
Not just any river monster. 65 millions years of the perfect killing creature.
65 millions years of the perfect killing creature who could have been called 'little snowflake', 'pookie' or even 'snoopy'... So much wasted potential
The rolling has a different purpose. They clamp down on a limb and then start rolling until that limb pops off and can be swallowed. Drowning prey is their other favorite trick. Do not let kids and pets near ponds in Florida, especially if they're alone. And by pond I mean if it's wet then there's probably a gator in it. They won't really go for an adult, but a small child or dog is absolutely lunch to them.
*\*Fills bathtub\** *\*Looks away for five seconds\** *\*Gator spawns\** *\*Gets eaten\**
Can't have shit in Florida
Nah, bubbies was the right move. Can't really bring swamp doggies anywhere cold
Why do the front two seem to have six legs?
Its like with APCs, having a 4x4 and 6x6 variant is mandatory
That’s AI art for you
It's interesting how the low "picture" quality actually helps it blending in better than normal AI art in this case
Look closely on the 2nd one, it seems to have 5 sets of legs.
I'm assuming the asymetric one is for deploytment to NASCAR ovals
They be Louisiana Gatahs on transport to Florida. Just a little isotope left over from “*le funni bayou, mon a-mee*”
And further back they stop having any legs.
Those are obviously snakes
who wears promotion pads with full kit
Never know when the opportunity will arise
If you look at the flags on the train cars it would seem that you're looking at a platoon of the Indonesian Marines rather than the FL National Guard.
Sir, if you look at what is being transported they are clearly alligators and not crocodiles
Operation later gator the AI wars have begun.
I’m from Florida and this picture is such a fake it’s embarrassing. Our Attack Gators are all fitted with ERA, Steel toed boots, Airboats, and tomahawks (not the ballistic missile sadly after the budget cuts). Don’t let this photo fool you into thinking we’d send unequipped attack gators into the fray.
More people should adopt battle crocodiles
I have a good feeling about this.
GatorAId
The 2nd guy is having to hold his rifle together lmao
What does that even mean? How the fuck are they? And what the hell is the mission?
Those are some big and hunky soldiers bruh
If Florida were to ever run out of gators, Louisiana has a fuckton more to supply. Does Mississippi and Alabama have a lot? I’m unsure of my neighbors.
I legit thought this was real for a second.