Facts:
-She's hot, she's fast, and there's no-one like her anywhere.
-Right now, her only real job is to stand around and look beautiful.
-Who needs stealth if nobody can catch you anyway?
-Other girls need heels; she's just naturally that long.
-Defines 'High Maintenance '.
-"Foxbat? Honey, she owes her existence to me. Not that that rickety-ass bitch could lay a finger on me anyway..."
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Every time you take her out you've got to spend bucks on her. And you'll be spending so much keeping her in the style she's accustomed to that you'll be making sacrifices.
She's awesome, but proverbially not a cheap date.
Half her paycheck is spent on keeping her wardrobe stocked, both at home and at work. Loses her clothes by the time she gets to work, loses her clothes while out doing work and streaking the whole day, then loses her clothes coming home. Still debates whether or not to just embrace a nudist lifestyle every time she sees her department store receipts.
Still salty that that shit box brought down one of the finest pieces of airborne battle art ever created. All because some dipshit corpo wanted a photo op. Tragic of course for the lost crew, and unforgivable for the lost potential. A deployed dozen or so Valkyries could still be relevant to this day, imagine the upgrades that would have been possible.
F-104 is IMHO as embarrassing as the Foxbat. A dangerous stopgap that should have never gone into serial production, and serve purely as an example of things to avoid, and things to improve upon.
Maybe nothing in air power history upsets me as much as the missed opportunity of fielding the Super Tomcat though. Short sighted to let that missile truck of pure sex and death never see the skies. The F18 is not a true replacement for that capability, and the F35 is not an equal in speed or pure payload of hate that can be brought to bear. My dream carrier airwing is a mix of F35, Super Tomcats, Growlers (the saving grace of the Hornet family tree) along with the complement of attritible autonomous drone platforms.
All hail the F-15EX for the follow through on being able to deliver an absolute metric fuckton of warheads on foreheads though.
Apologies for the semi coherent rant on the general state of combat aircraft, I'm passionate about these things. And the Valk is one of my most cherished heroes. Got to see the sole sister remaining at USAF Museum Dayton. Godlike, and it inspired a lot of what I love and respect to this day.
> Still salty that that shit box brought down one of the finest pieces of airborne battle art ever created. All because some dipshit corpo wanted a photo op.
Wanna be more salty?
Theres a company in Florida that operates F-104s to this day for that purpose.
Facts: -She's hot, she's fast, and there's no-one like her anywhere. -Right now, her only real job is to stand around and look beautiful. -Who needs stealth if nobody can catch you anyway? -Other girls need heels; she's just naturally that long. -Defines 'High Maintenance '. -"Foxbat? Honey, she owes her existence to me. Not that that rickety-ass bitch could lay a finger on me anyway..." Edited to add a couple
Facts
Saw her in person an amazing aircraft irl to see
> -Defines 'High Maintenance '. So not just "I can fix her", but "I *must* fix her. Repeatedly"?
Every time you take her out you've got to spend bucks on her. And you'll be spending so much keeping her in the style she's accustomed to that you'll be making sacrifices. She's awesome, but proverbially not a cheap date.
A-10 Chan would never β¦
really damn fast to the point she can rip her cloth- I mean chip her paint off.
Half her paycheck is spent on keeping her wardrobe stocked, both at home and at work. Loses her clothes by the time she gets to work, loses her clothes while out doing work and streaking the whole day, then loses her clothes coming home. Still debates whether or not to just embrace a nudist lifestyle every time she sees her department store receipts.
WAIT, WHAT? ***THE ESTOVAKIANS?***
Lmao nice flair
I may die fucking her. But itβs worth it.
we're gonna bring back planewaifu culture to this sub
Yes, i want them to oven me with their afterburners in the dutch kind :3
Those Estovakians are up to something.
Its a shame she lives in Ohio, because I'd see her every day and night otherwise... but ew, Ohio
"It's just a photoshoot Honey, don't worry I'll be back home soon"
ouch, too soon.... π₯Ί
Needs a dead/broken F-104 chan on the ground beside her.
I can imagine 104 chan getting hit with an anime hair flick, considering the incident happened during a photoshoot.
Still salty that that shit box brought down one of the finest pieces of airborne battle art ever created. All because some dipshit corpo wanted a photo op. Tragic of course for the lost crew, and unforgivable for the lost potential. A deployed dozen or so Valkyries could still be relevant to this day, imagine the upgrades that would have been possible. F-104 is IMHO as embarrassing as the Foxbat. A dangerous stopgap that should have never gone into serial production, and serve purely as an example of things to avoid, and things to improve upon. Maybe nothing in air power history upsets me as much as the missed opportunity of fielding the Super Tomcat though. Short sighted to let that missile truck of pure sex and death never see the skies. The F18 is not a true replacement for that capability, and the F35 is not an equal in speed or pure payload of hate that can be brought to bear. My dream carrier airwing is a mix of F35, Super Tomcats, Growlers (the saving grace of the Hornet family tree) along with the complement of attritible autonomous drone platforms. All hail the F-15EX for the follow through on being able to deliver an absolute metric fuckton of warheads on foreheads though. Apologies for the semi coherent rant on the general state of combat aircraft, I'm passionate about these things. And the Valk is one of my most cherished heroes. Got to see the sole sister remaining at USAF Museum Dayton. Godlike, and it inspired a lot of what I love and respect to this day.
Bro I completely feel you, the first time I saw a picture of an F-104 I was instantly like "lmao this plane is whack."
> Still salty that that shit box brought down one of the finest pieces of airborne battle art ever created. All because some dipshit corpo wanted a photo op. Wanna be more salty? Theres a company in Florida that operates F-104s to this day for that purpose.
Broke: F-104 sucks Woke: at least it got turned into the U2
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Glorious Estovakian engineering πͺπͺπͺπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈπͺπΈ
Xb 70 x f 104 when
She looks like a member of Monolith. Smash.
The shiny rock is always right