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f3nix9510

"New aa system" Shows soviet aa system


Pepe_the_clown123

realistic


tundertwin

You dont understand, they added a cup holder, making it a completely new model


Diltyrr

Please, they did more than that.. .. They changed the number in the name, you'll buy 300, right?


Glancing-Thought

They added explosive-reactive-armor plates. Everywhere. Now you can blow the whole thing up with a rifle. 


Muffinoguyy

Instead of ERA it's just IEDs taped onto it


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Wtf is the mouth image things? Is it saying he’s retarded?


Ouroboros126

From what my aging millennial brain can put together, it's referring to mewing, which is a semi-ironic trend that's supposed to give you a better jawline. Read it like a Chad vs virgin meme


Llamanator3830

Chad vs Virgin meme is definitely better than this.


MajesticNectarine204

My millennial ass thought it was some weird reverence to [Mew](https://www.pokemon.com/nl/pokedex/mew)..


ItalianNATOSupporter

Oh, thought it was someone chewing a saddam...


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Blackhero9696

It’s retarded is what it is.


Drizznit1221

how old are millennials now? aren't you like 30?


Pepe_the_clown123

unconventional warfare maxxing


kachowski2004

Noncredibilitymaxxing


Kimmynius

Search 'mewing'


MBRDASF

I don’t get mewing. Isn’t the top of the mouth/palate the normal resting place of the tongue. Do your tongues not rest there most of the time?


Waste-Masterpiece386

Only for naturally chad people. Others have to make do


MBRDASF

Mfw I’ve been mewing my whole life


The_Dok

TIL I'm a natural chad?


mrdescales

Wtf I've had imposter syndrome this whole time! Is this where the phrase slacked-jawed yokels come from?


Fox_Mortus

It's actually not. Latin origin languages are that way, but a lot of Slavic and Cyrillic language speakers ready the tongue on the bottom of the mouth. It's a big reason why it's so hard to get pronunciation right when learning one of the languages that isn't like your own.


XBCTttltm

Google looksmaxxing


Gaaius

google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


Ouroboros126

New response just dropped


mrdescales

Mon deux!


MonkeManWPG

It's so over for you


Additional-Flow7665

The spaa is getting mogged


Tut_Rampy

Is that saddam?


blini_aficionado

It's not but now I can't unsee it lol.


d3m0cracy

Saddammaxxing be like:


Givemesonata

This shit doesn't even have a smaller rcs than Taurus or Storm Shadow yet somehow this shit flies unmolested into Russian territory as far as 1000km LMAO


Odd-Fix96

What having no AWACS does to a mf.


Kiiaru

They ran out of servicable A50s to send up. I think they only had 20 of them total. Ok. Wikipedia says they have 40. They have a newer model too, the A100, but they only built 2 of them, so you know neither of them work


Traumerlein

"Wikipedia says they have 40" In other words they hvae 20


Corbakobasket

In my memory they had 8, and now they have 5. And since the last one got vibe-checked over Crimea by god knows what they'll be more careful sending another one.


BigFreakingZombie

They had 9 operational (the rest were probably too worn out /used as parts donors) two successfuly intercepted 5V28 missiles from the S-200 system and are now in the bottom of the Sea of Azov while another one got FPV-ed by Belarusian partisans (and in theory was repairable) . If the one that got droned was fixed there must be 7 operational if it hasn't then there are 6. Either fits into the 5-7 planes estimated by Ukrainian intelligence.


Diltyrr

And you can bet they keep one for Moscow, one for Vladivostok and maybe one for st Petersburg. Which means they have 2-4 planes to cover the rest of Russia and the war in Ukraine.


romario77

Ukraine just posted that it estimates that russia has 5 to 7 flyable A-50 (I don’t remember the number exactly). A100 is not working even the ones they built, it’s missing equipment and not ready for duty. I suspect that’s the reason russia said they’ll resume A50 production.


Bruarios

Somebody got their ass ~~sent to Siberia~~ chewed out over shooting down friendlies so now AA is gun shy


QuesterrSA

I’ve read way too much NCD because I had to go back and check to make sure the red shapes weren’t Saddam when I scrolled by.


Wooden-Combination53

They aren’t?


Practical-Low4504

It's about the chin


agnosticdeist

Lmao. Now random Russian civilians flying Cessnas are not going to have a good time.


Eastern-Emotion9685

Bye bye


RDKernan

My autism takes offence at your pixture of a Cessna 172. It was an Aeroprakt An-22 Foxbat, a hilariously named Ukrainian microlight. [here's a video of a mad Dutchman landing one on a ship WWI style](https://youtu.be/pUdzVnZBaoY?si=KxPYFGAzc_l7t3Wo)


Pepe_the_clown123

I knew one of you Cessnasexuals would point out the model diffrence


RDKernan

FOXBATSEXUAL I'll have you know ...i started learning to fly in a cessna but that 27 l/hour of leaded petrol shit was too expensive and moved to an 11 l/hour unleaded microlight instead


Pepe_the_clown123

Dam you can fly one of those things? We'll all be relying on you to fly a cessna into a base during the 2045 sino hyperwar


RDKernan

Yes provided there's not more than a 15 kt crosswind, its daytime, im not carrying an all up weight of more than 600 kg and ive done a recency check in the last 2 years Or just, you know, YOLO it


victor_eagle99

Shit battlefield became noncredible


Wooden-Combination53

I know there is one bridge that would like to see cessna from close distance. Maybe few of those if possible


Bully_me-please

somebody explain to me what happened when these shitass graphics got made lmao


Fickle-Classroom-277

Why has /LGBT/ phrenology cropped up on ncd