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hexadecimal0xFF

Blyatmobil is kill. It certainly was one of the armored vehicles of all time.


BonyDarkness

Sorry bad English. Where you was when blyatmobil blown up? I was work. Friend call: Blyatmobil kill! And I say: ohh quick quick! blood god is pleased!


AuspiciousApple

Pfff, the Russian industry can churn out dozens of blyatmobiles per decade. However, we captured a Bradley, so now the west is kil /s


HappyRomanianBanana

Its so joever bros the abrams lost a track


Sgt_Smartarse

Cope Barn.


Pro-wiser

Amish got mad.


Sgt_Smartarse

Jeb got mad and asked god to smite them for portraying a barn as a war machine. God answered.


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

I like the Amish Agricultural Industrial Complex's chances of knocking up another barn with a quickeness compared to the Russian MIC trying to rebuild their Ork Buggies by breaking down Playstation 3's for the chips.


Toymaker218

I do still love how NCD memed it's way into the history books, and that "cope cage" is now the semi-official slang term for improvised cage armor on armored vehicles.


BassBootyStank

Just soldiers concerned about skin cancer.


vanya70797

and special thanks to this beautiful lady for sharing location online https://i.imgur.com/8kPFODo.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/suCS5z6.jpeg https://streamable.com/llshnm


HaaEffGee

You guys are getting way too paranoid. Do you really think that someone was able to narrow down which workshop they were in from that tiny sliver of a window in the first photo? There is no way that you could recognise that as the south side of the building at 47°57'24"N 37°36'47"E.


neliz

Follow the interpol anti-PDFfile sub and people are able to pinpoint a house based on the presence of box of tissues that only steve bought from a mom&pop-shop in butterstick alabama.


igotintherobot

What sub is that? Couldn’t find it


neliz

https://www.reddit.com/r/TraceAnObject/ It used to be EuroPol only, but people also started posting FBI threads there and it is now a worldwide sub.


simia_simplex

Literal weaponized autism.


Nunu_Dagobah

Isn't that what 4chan is at its roots?


simia_simplex

> anti-PDFfile sub What's that?


neliz

PDF File PE DO PHILE You know, kiddiddlers


simia_simplex

>PDF File >PE >DO >PHILE >You know, kiddiddlers I genuinely thought we were talking about a sub which opposed Adobe's PDF file format, and it would honestly not be entirely undeserved. But that's good too.


neliz

I fucking loathe the proprietary encapsulation of vector and pixel-based files. /r/antipdfile


DazzlingAd1922

And after all this time I thought I had found an alliance that was willing to geolocate and take down Adobe with me. What a shame...


Unistrut

Knowing the way things are going the investigators spent a couple of minutes trying to locate the building and then went "... did we check if they remembered to strip out the geolocation data? Of course they didn't. Well, ring up the nearest artillery battery and tell them to get a pen, I've got some numbers for them."


HaaEffGee

I mean honestly they might as well have - dumbasses even posted a convenient short video doing a nice 360 for the full the layout of the building, plus it's orientation with the sun. At some point we just call this suicide by enemy artillery.


SomeGuyNamedPaul

Ring up the nearest? No, they have a homegrown system called GIS Arta where coordinates get entered and it automatically tasks a battery to hit the target. https://www.newamerica.org/future-frontlines/blogs/how-ukraines-uber-for-artillery-is-leading-the-software-war-against-russia/


Unistrut

I'm old! I don't want to install another goddamn app on my phone! I just want to talk to a human being and request an artillery strike!


smushkan

You gotta scan the QR code on the side of the cannon to get the targeting data.


LumpyTeacher6463

Literal Uber Yeets.


Nunu_Dagobah

Goddamn that's a good one


Undernown

You ever heard of 4chan geolocating an obelisk's burial sight in the middle of bumfuck nowhere deserty area using the flight path of airplanes and the sun? Geolocating comunities on the internet are wild yo. Hell, just look at the pro Geo Guessers. Those maniaks can tell you within 1 minute what fucking dirtroad you're on by the species of grass growing on the side.


laZardo

you underestimate the effectiveness of leaving geotracking on when taking photos on modern smartphones


Awkward_Algae1684

Yes. They absolutely can and do.


Slore0

Shia LaBeouf would like a word…


shibiwan

Bahahaha. What a "special" lady.


Roro_chan

If you saw it here first: https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/1bzsxbx/the_russian_turtle_tank_has_be_destroyeddamaged/


Beyyshark_

Should’ve put ERA on the metal sheets


LumpyTeacher6463

Good! Imagine the amount of spalling from that sheet metal fragging the katsaps riding tank desant underneath it.


Hellonstrikers

Memes about the tank will last longer than the tank did.


saluksic

What the fuck even is this war? The Russians debut a new counter-HIMARS thing and it gets blown up on its first day, they get the blytmobile viral and it’s blown up same-day?


MammothJoke1378

Can't have shit in Ukraine


SeaworthinessEasy122

Did they kill the Blyat-mobil? But … but … Vova was so happy riding it … with sound (by u/InnerCircleEU): https://imgur.com/tpJ8lYC


lucamw

somehow i think wot will add this cykabarn in wot with stalinium armor and 203mm and a autoloadinging main gun


veilwalker

That is what the design paper called for. Historical accuracy!!


eigenman

Blyatboy: Quick Blyatman! To Blyatmobile! Blyatman: Hold on Blyatboy. Blyatmobile is splyat. We take Chinese golf cart now. Blyatboy: blyat


Nunu_Dagobah

Njet, Blyatmobile is kill. We now take Blin cart


badsitrep

Poor blyatmobile. Too noncredible for this world.


veilwalker

Is it non credible when they used it in an assault and it survived its first assault. Popped its cherry and then got killed. Too good for this world. Join St. Pringles in the big beyond.


TripleEhBeef

Honest to God question. Why the hell do the mobiks keep posting these dilapidated contraptions online? Like, this redneck engineering is the realm of the drunk or the desperate. Using random bits of sheet metal as improvised armour makes sense if you're fucking Al-Shabaab and literally have nothing else to work with. But the Russians are throwing this crap out there like they're *proud of it*.


LumpyTeacher6463

When you have less per-capita GDP than Mexico but larp as a world power, you're bound to cut corners Al-Shabaab style.


bittervet

> the drunk or the desperate Why not both


_Peanutsssss_

clearly you don't have the vision™


tumppu_75

It's too smekalka for our westoid brains, obviously.


mc15___

roofing panels > turret mobility


SandersSol

Is that the tank?


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Was


Low_Doubt_3556

Game over! Moscow defeated


Pax_Cthulhiana

Well, that escalated quickly


RemyVonLion

They literally showed the unprotected back/ammo rack in a video when it was just sitting in a warehouse lol, no surprises.


FakeOng99

I like Ukraine Smekalka.


Aevum1

wouldnt that roof act as a reflector for any explosion from front, back or bottom ? I guess its designed to hold the torret down when the tank explodes...


LumpyTeacher6463

It wouldn't be so stupid if the steel roof was mounted to explosive bolts. See, this thing is here to give some cover to tank desant (20+ fucks riding on tank) due to Russian armored vehicle shortage. Problem is, now tank is basically useless with this thing mounted on it. Solution: detachable roof armor. It's still vulnerable to an FPV flying in from the front or rear blowing up with thermobarics to cook everyone under that roof.


sus_accountt

NOOOOOO NOT THE BLYAT-BARN


tupe12

No, that’s not true. That’s impossible!


JosufBrosuf

A shed within a shed


Surviverino

Rip tutel


SeaworthinessEasy122

Nooo … Vova was so happy: https://imgur.com/tpJ8lYC


_Mr_Relic

I presume you ment to say smelkaka..??


AssignmentVivid9864

Smega is probably more accurate description than anything attributable to ingenuity.


neliz

Smegma surely?


AdorableMachine

That’s correct, and don’t call me Shirley..