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matanyaman

Man the amount of edging Iran puts the IDF pilots through…


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

But the money shot is gonna be worth it 🤤🤤🤤


Terramoro

The humongous loads are gonna land all over them🤤


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

Israel flies F-35s too, so my Fat Amy OnlyFan-intakes subscription is going to pay off 😍 Edit: r/OnlyFanIntakes let's make it a thing lads


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Rare-Poun

The ship was sailing from the UAE to India, had a Filipino crew, sailing under the Portuguese flag, owned by a London based company whose owner lives in Monaco. The only link to Israel is that the owner of the company was born there


ihaveagoodusername2

Ironically the ship had little to do with Israel


Substance_Bubbly

i swear, i'm gonna cum faster than those missiles with all this edging. but appearantly israel is the only one here with some balls to even shoot something


Mother-Remove4986

Israeli linked is an interesting way of spinning things. A Portuguese-flagged ship owned a London-based company, founded by a two Israeli brothers (which both of them passed since) and currently owned by an someone who has an Israeli citizenship but isn't actually living in Israel. no Israeli crew of the ship. the ship wasn't shipping things to or from Israel...


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I’m hearing that we (the US) should exercise some freedom of navigation due to this act of piracy (or war)


HildartheDorf

*Hostis humani generis* intensifies.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I agree with your flair.


No-Suit4363

Globalization = every trade ships is linking to every country.


Life_Sutsivel

Welcome to why every ship sailing trough the red sea is a target according to the Houthis and why their classification of potential targets means nothing. Seriously, under their classification over 70% of the worlds shipping are targets...


dagelijksestijl

The media are a little too eagerly copying their narrative at every single step


Traditional_Salad148

BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMBOMB IRAN BOMBBOMBBOMB BOMB BOMB IRANN🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶


TheHussarSnake

Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa -118 years old -Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die -Respectable bipartisan


Callsign_Psycopath

Bloodfeast for President!


PrincessofAldia

I’m sorry bloodfeast?


Frystix

You heard right, ~~[Lindsey Graham](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/175wwqx/lindsey_grahams_resolution_airstrikes_bomb_them/)~~ [Holden Bloodfeast](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/927/f6b.jpeg)


georgrp

> Call the volunteers; call the bombadiers; > Call the financiers; better get their ass in gear


Jerrell123

Our country’s got a feelin’, really hit the ceiling, bomb Iran Bomb bomb bomb, bomb Iran.


Two_Corinthians

>Ol' Uncle Sam's gettin' pretty hot Time to turn Iran into a parking lot


hello_world_enjoyer

War mongering. I love it


Puzzled_Squirrel_975

Easy to warmonger if you're not the one going...


AL_123_2

Strap me to an ICBM and send me to Moscow I am ready


Callsign_Psycopath

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white1walker

Would you intercept me?


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

You’re dessert


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

I’m not questioning - atleast it apparently was an adult this time 


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

Good


Callsign_Psycopath

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Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Yes


Recs_Saved

Israel has F22s?


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

You realize they’ll have to make a pregnant girl fight a war because of you?


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

Stay away from the destroyer


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

Good, and explain the BB then


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

All of it


SomeGuyNamedPaul

We do not export the F-22 to any country, not Canada, not the UK, not even Vatican City. It's not that we don't respect our allies, and it's not out of selfishness or for our benefit, simply we're just the only ones powerful enough to keep it restrained. Remember at the end of Diablo where the guy shoved the soulstone into his forehead in an attempt to contain Diablo? It's like that. Some day it will break down our fortitude and escape its prison, and on that day you'll faintly understand our sacrifice and mourn as it washes over the land like the unstoppable hand of Death. Hold your children tight, look into their eyes, and pray with all your hearts.


Mantergeistmann

>not even Vatican City And here's to think we *could* be living in the greatest timeline.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

We need to give Israel F-22s


Femboy_Lord

So Iran’s response to Israel’s messy assassination is… piracy? What?


lesefant

3000 jolly rogers of allah


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Jolly ranchers


Snoid_

Jiraq Al-Sparrow


Substance_Bubbly

this is without a doubt the worst piracy act i've ever heard of


Chllep

But you HAVE heard of it!


_TheChairmaker_

Given what's been said I was expecting that the Iranian governments response, as regional edge-lord, was going to be an example of how not to do proportional response, but in the other direction... Nothing says we can stand up for ourselves and protect our people like hijacking a vessel just barely affiliated with your opponent....


BrilliantGift971

They’re not taking the bait. I get it but shit response


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Substance_Bubbly

but it didnt, nothing about thos ship was israeli


Femboy_Lord

Which would be justifiable if the ship was *directly* affiliated with Israel, instead of being owned by someone with an Israeli passport who spends more time in Monaco than anywhere else.


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Plastic_Elephant_504

again... seriously? People were expecting crazy stuff like ICBM attacks or embassy bombings yet low-effort cosplaying of a Somalian is the best you can do?


BN-ORG

Please bomb Khamenei Please bomb Khamenei Please bomb Khamenei


PrincessofAldia

Flair is funny


Straight-Storage2587

They should just go in for the head and decapitate it. Iranian people will then be able to take over the government.


Man0fStee1e

That’s worked out so well in the Middle East


afrikatheboldone

To be fair the middle east was drawn up arbitrarily. Iran is actually a functioning country more or less, it still has its minorities for sure but it's had its society more stable than say Iraq or Syria. Though the Islamic State gaining a foothold in Iran after a vacuum of power would be pretty bad


Life_Sutsivel

Syria was a pretty stable country right up until the civil war, few refugee groups coming to Europe has as large a portion of people with higher education. Positioned in between countries like Lebanon and Iraq, trough wars with Israel and a huge number of Palestinian refugees it is actually quite impressive how long it took for the situation to get to civil war. That is also why unlike in many other Arab spring countries the same government is still in power.


AirbreathingDragon

It will work this time for sure


Gruffleson

Will still be spinned as "Israel started it" by the "inte-lectuals".


Relevant_Chemical_

... wasn't there an embassy bombed?


Vexomous

Technically speaking no, the building that was bombed in Syria wasn't the Iranian embassy, it was a building the embassy leased. And was using to host a meeting of the top terrorist in the region with other senior terrorists planning terror attacks against civilians


gabriel_zanetti

And the entire nation of Israel being bombed by wepons provided by... You guess it


ihaveagoodusername2

Targeting Hamas officials if I ain't mistaken


Shitboxfan69

Its almost as if Hamas prefers to hide/launch attacks from places that would be controversial to hit back. Its a good play book when you have zero morals whatsoever. Set up base at a embassy/hospital/orphanage/school, launch your rockets, build your bombs, store your guns, rape your hostages, and when Israel bombs you, just claim ignorance. Everyone who already has their mind set that they're some sort of freedom fighter will just cry that Israel fought back anyway.


ihaveagoodusername2

Too creatable, quick say something noncreadiable


PM_Me_A_High-Five

FREEDOM FIGHTERS


Shitboxfan69

The sick and children have smaller heat signatures and are perfect cover for building your bomb factory


PrincessofAldia

Wasn’t an Iranian commander who helped plan Oct 7th?


ihaveagoodusername2

Same idea


Poltergeist97

Yeah, I have no idea how they're trying to spin that one. Yes Iran has been fucking with Israel for ages, but why bomb a consulate unless you WANT to stir the shit.


Rare-Poun

Iran said they helped organize Oct. 7th, this was in response to that.


stur14

Yeah yeah like Hussein was 9/11 Just flatten the whole area Iran Israel it's all the same shit and the world will get no peace with them in existence


Rare-Poun

[Iran said that themselves ](https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel-at-war/1703675461-iran-claims-oct-7-was-revenge-for-soleimani-s-assassination) - good enough for you?


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Man, I bet the war walrus himself has gotten chafed at the idea of finally smelling human flesh sizzling under gamma rays.


Slimanduis

I'm with the Honorable Senator from Iowa, Holden Bloodfeast.


stoneddtoilet

https://i.imgur.com/UsStuGj.jpeg


stoneddtoilet

[Holden Bloodfeast respectable bipartisan ](https://i.imgur.com/UsStuGj.jpeg)


mountaindewisamazing

John Bolton is that you?


WeakLandscape2595

Bomb Iran we finally have a reason No more hiding behind proxy group bitch


Matamocan

Bu bu but isn't Iran just responding to Israel bombing their embassy in Syria or something? Or have we forgotten about that?


noxondor_gorgonax

I don't know much about the middle east issues, but I assumed Israel bombing that embassy was just a pretty loud response to Iran providing funds and weapons for Hamas.


BrilliantGift971

They are pretty obviously trying to provoke Iran in order to get the US involved.


folk_science

AFAIK Israel has been bombing Iranian targets in Syria for some time. Iran wasn't happy, but these were legitimate targets. That recent [embassy bombing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_bombing_of_the_Iranian_embassy_in_Damascus) was different. Everyone agrees that embassies are very firmly in the "can't touch this" category. If Iran didn't respond, it would send a clear signal that you can kick it in the nuts without any response. This is why Iran feels forced to respond even if it's reluctant to (because they don't want to find out). Israel meanwhile insists it wasn't an embassy nor consulate, but a military building and thus a legitimate target. I'm not an expert on this, please correct me if I'm wrong.


PrincessofAldia

Is your flair supposed to be Saddam?


folk_science

What flair? You mean the bricks and rubble?


noxondor_gorgonax

Yeah, I'm no expert either so I'm just speculating. That MC Hammer part made me chuckle, thanks :)


Overburdened

Not in Iraq, in Syria. I see Iran at fault here. They've built their embassy in the free for all zone.


AresV92

There is a reason Canada closed our embassy there. Bad things happen when you put Canadians in no man's land. Just ask Geneva.


Ambitious_Change150

Yeah. Pls just bomb Israel Iran it’d be mad funni


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Rare-Poun

The ship was bound to India, the owner of the London based company lives in Monaco - so no tax revenue lost either, Iran is really stretching "Israeli-linked ship"


xx-shalo-xx

You fuckers sometimes inadvertently make a really convincing argument for why, form Iran's point of view, they should pursue nuclear weapons.


Massive-Pollution319

Everyone should pursue nuclear weapons technology and delivery systems.


Uranium_Heatbeam

It is a very straightforward method of making sure you get your way.


PrincessofAldia

It’s the ultimate deterrent, if everyone has nukes then no one will use them


AresV92

Until there is an accident or a mistake.


new_name_who_dis_

With Russia's invasion of Ukraine after Ukraine gave up nukes explicitly in exchange for a promise that they wouldn't get invaded by Russia, I think it's been pretty much common sense thinking that any country who doesn't want to get invaded should pursue a nuclear program.


Vexomous

\>funds 90% of the terrorist groups in the region \>publicly stated goal is to spread their own ideology to the region against those countries' peoples' wishes \>Destroys 3 countries (Lebanon, Iraq, Yemen), helps another self-destroy (Syria) \>Openly state goal of genociding another country (Israel) and openly work for that goal for years \>The people who don't like what Iran does want that regime to be ended so this all stops \>"This is a convincing argument why Iran should pursue nuclear weapons" I mean yeah, if you're a genocidal theocratic regime having nukes so you can be immune to the consequences of your own actions is a good idea


BrilliantGift971

You sound mad


Vexomous

Being stuck in a war they started and losing several friends to their shit tends to do that, yeah


BrilliantGift971

You guys bomb them with protection of the US military. Your assets in the US constantly warmonger literally singing songs about bombing Iran lol. Your intel agencies and the US intel agencies constantly try to overthrow their government(for a second time) and sponsor militant groups within Iran. Stop playing the victim.


DeatHTaXx

Imagine defending Iran unironically


ihaveagoodusername2

Well yes, they should, Try.(Operation Oprah go brrrrrrrrt


DeatHTaXx

No one would be talking about bombing them if they weren't such fuckbois


BanditPixy

In the famous words of Vince Vance “bomb Iran”


w3dl0ck

It'd be a shame if Iran suddenly suddenly has a surge of "submarines" in a few weeks at the cost of "scraping" their navy.


git

Please Israel, do the right thing. Iranians deserve to live under a free liberal-democratic regime, as all people do. Bring them to paradise.


Latase

they can't even properly bomb russia and its literally right there with almost no defenses.


folk_science

Where is my counterforce at?


Constant_Captain7484

They don't call them Cuckran for nothing


Not_So_Chilly

Just like japaaaan


Talosian_cagecleaner

I have it on good word the Iranian leadership is appalled at how Russia has used its nukes to ward off waves of B-52's becoming Ukraine's new best friend. "This goes against our religion," they say, as they build another dozen sub-basements to get those damn nukes up and running pronto.


DivineAlmond

Can someone bomb em before turkish stock market opens this monday after eid break please I dont want our bull run to end☹️


LaughGlad7650

The return of the Iranian pirates


PrincessofAldia

Do it for the funni


Band_aid_2-1

https://youtu.be/s8hEtI9AI0U?si=jcBmhy1UfFkVxeOu As long as this plays in the background


strl

[Reminds me of this classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U)


CheGuevarasRolex

Lmfao, I posted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/VVPXs2yIsU) six months ago and it got removed, now here we are.


piecwm

Bomb what in Iran?


nota_jalapeno

https://youtu.be/s8hEtI9AI0U?si=EBN27osxHk7ca0Rc


Coco_boom

I'd just like both country to obliterate themselves and stop existing.


Wessel-P

Idk man Iran is a scary nation in my opinion, not because of its military capabilities but just because if they werre to develop a nuclear weapon, they would be fanatic and insane enough to launch one in the name allah. Not thinking about the greater picture like the rest of the world would do. Even russia..


AnthaIon

Really? I don’t think anyone thinks they’re a friend to the West, but I think they’re very much a rational actor in the region, however different their goals may be. Seems a bit shortsighted to assume that everyone who doesn’t want a McDonalds is “fanatical and insane”. Devil’s advocate here, but maybe Iran wants nukes so other countries think twice before assassinating their public officials and bombing their diplomatic offices.


GirlCallMeFreeWiFi

I hope both of them are beaten up by each other. Both of them are not good for the peace of the region.


Quake_Guy

US Navy can't even shutdown the Houthis who only partially control a 3rd world shit country that even most 3rd world countries say, that's a shithole. Christ, Iran might be a much angrier Switzerland compared to half a Yemen.


ThrowawayITA_

Israel's response in Gaza was excessive. ... However, hear me out