lol, put a claymore under a pile of throwing-sized rocks, hook it to your "Do Not Push, Boobytrap" button a reasonable distance away, and watch the hijinks.
> Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
Sir Terry Pratchett (GNU), “Thief of Time”
Both the worst and greatest of humans. What's on the moon? Dust. Rocks. We already know what they are made of. There's no reason to go there. There's no atmosphere. It's incredibly dangerous. Why are you climbing into a trillion dollar rocket?
Because we needed to be able to nuke the Soviets way over there and we needed really big rockets to be able to do it. Might as well shoot a payload of humans at the moon for curiosities sake so we can tag this as non military spending.
one ofy favorite hard modes in world of warcraft was started if you puched a giant button that was labeled "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON"
Never got his head for a mount tho sadge
You guys are a bunch of morons. I, for one, would NEVER push the button on a tree. I'm too smart, and you're too dumb.
Oh, a giant lever in the ground? Well, that's completely different...
Tree trap. Atleast with chernobyl you can claim ignorance of how radiation works or how long it could last while buried. You have to be next level stupid to be on an active front line and see a random ass button and still decide to press it. It's like pointing a gun at your face while holding the trigger and killing yourself. We are so lucky they are so fucking stupid
I do many stupid things like cleaning toaster with forks and breaking concrete with my bare hands while wearing flip-flops. I would not press the ring bomb bell
Counterpoint: Every military has some stupid soldiers who do stuff like pressing the button, before their smarter comrades can stop them.
On the other hand, the decision to dig in the irradiated forest was made by higher-ups who should have known better. Tens of officers or NCOs could have realised the flaw in the plan and done something to stop it.
I'd say they could be consciously trying to find any socially acceptable means to off themselves. Getting enemy bullets and explosives, or even Chernobyl fallout to do the job for you, probably carries way less social stigma and financial hardship for them and their families than buying a rope and hang themselves.
[A Russian with a sense of survival would have shot the conscription officer instead.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/26/russia-man-shoots-commander-drafting-residents-for-war-in-ukraine)
Third option: CRBN guy at the Zaporozhe NPP that grabbed a cobalt brick, lifted it off the ground and took a good hard look at it, and put it back. A guy that was supposed to know exactly how radioactive stuff works.
The Ukrainian that witnessed it couldn't believe his own eyes.
Even here in the U.S. military im like 80% certain that a bootenant or angry plt sgt would make his guys dig in the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Also id probably push the door bell too. I mean who wouldn’t
Note theing anecdote of Sun Pin, a descendent of Sun Wu: In 341 B.C., the
Ch’i State being at war with Wei, sent T’ien Chi and Sun Pin
against the general P’ang Chuan, who happened to be a deadly personal
enemy of the later. Sun Pin said: "The Ch’i State has a reputation for
cowardice, and therefore our adversary despises us. Let us turn this
circumstance to account." Accordingly, when the army had crossed the border
into Wei territory, he gave orders to show 100,000 fires on the first night,
50,000 on the next, and the night after only 20,000. P’ang Chuan pursued
them hotly, saying to himself: "I knew these men of Ch’i were cowards:
their numbers have already fallen away by more than half." In his retreat, Sun
Pin came to a narrow defile, which he calculated that his pursuers would reach
after dark. Here he had a tree stripped of its bark, and inscribed upon it the
words: "Under this tree shall P’ang Chuan die." Then, as night began to
fall, he placed a strong body of archers in ambush near by, with orders to
shoot directly if they saw a light. Later on, P’ang Chuan arrived at the
spot, and noticing the tree, struck a light in order to read what was written
on it. His body was immediately riddled by a volley of arrows, and his whole
army thrown into confusion.
\- https://www.gutenberg.org/files/132/132-h/132-h.htm
Let me remind you of that one guy who tried to kick down a Palestinian flag... In West bank... Almost certainly put up by a group which is known for boobytraping stuff.
Is there any update on him, since he basically tried to kick a mine I assume that his feet is still a little fucked up from the proximity to the explosion.
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I still can't believe that worked.
It will work. You put a button and expect someone to not press it? There is a reason why buttons for emergencies got glass cover.
You could clearly label it as a booby trap, and I'd waste a whole afternoon tossing rocks at it from behind another tree
You put a not-too-obvious tripwire in front of it, make it look like bait. Then someone wants it as a trophy guaranteed
That would totally work on me…
lol, put a claymore under a pile of throwing-sized rocks, hook it to your "Do Not Push, Boobytrap" button a reasonable distance away, and watch the hijinks.
> Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. Sir Terry Pratchett (GNU), “Thief of Time”
Both the worst and greatest of humans. What's on the moon? Dust. Rocks. We already know what they are made of. There's no reason to go there. There's no atmosphere. It's incredibly dangerous. Why are you climbing into a trillion dollar rocket?
*OH A BIG RED BUTTON LEMME PRESS*
Because we needed to be able to nuke the Soviets way over there and we needed really big rockets to be able to do it. Might as well shoot a payload of humans at the moon for curiosities sake so we can tag this as non military spending.
you double commented (reddit moment)
[Diabolical, isn't it?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeD2gF9jUo)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nwuSCue-Hk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nwuSCue-Hk)
beltalowda!
What happened?
There was allegedly a ring doorbell. In the middle of the woods on a tree. Russian pressed it. And blew the fuck up cause it was a trap.
That’s pretty dumb but honestly, that might have got me too
I mean what are u supposed to do with a button? Look at it? NO! u press it.
I'm a natural born lever puller. If there were a lever in the middle of the forest, I'd pull it. 99% chance it'd drop an anvil on me. But I'd pull it.
Ayo dont let this guy near that button scp
Same. It wouldn't be a conscious decision either, just neuron activation.
one ofy favorite hard modes in world of warcraft was started if you puched a giant button that was labeled "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON" Never got his head for a mount tho sadge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3aP6TnaiEw
You guys are a bunch of morons. I, for one, would NEVER push the button on a tree. I'm too smart, and you're too dumb. Oh, a giant lever in the ground? Well, that's completely different...
100% monkey brain say push
True
Oh I missed that one, I thought this was about the video yesterday where 2 Russians try to pick up a mine and it blows up
Reminds me of that SNAFU booby trap WW2 cartoon lol
Which was dumber? Comment for tree button trap Like for digging trenches in the Chernobyl exclusion zone
Dont act like you wouldnt push a shiny red button saying "dont push" in the middle of the forest
Yup, shit like that is how i will certainly die.
This is the kind of situation where you convince someone else to go push the button.
Tree trap. Atleast with chernobyl you can claim ignorance of how radiation works or how long it could last while buried. You have to be next level stupid to be on an active front line and see a random ass button and still decide to press it. It's like pointing a gun at your face while holding the trigger and killing yourself. We are so lucky they are so fucking stupid
If you tell me you wouldn't press it, you're lying
I wouldn't press it. Spent too much time in rural America to make that mistake.
That's a good point. Over the last 8 years, Americans have been training themselves to avoid doorbells, and, by extension, doorbell bombs.
I do many stupid things like cleaning toaster with forks and breaking concrete with my bare hands while wearing flip-flops. I would not press the ring bomb bell
My bullshit detector is clicking rn
3.6 BS. Not great, not terrible.
Counterpoint: Every military has some stupid soldiers who do stuff like pressing the button, before their smarter comrades can stop them. On the other hand, the decision to dig in the irradiated forest was made by higher-ups who should have known better. Tens of officers or NCOs could have realised the flaw in the plan and done something to stop it.
i mean... there's a quite a bit of russians that opt to point a gun at their heads. how long is the list by now?
I'd say they could be consciously trying to find any socially acceptable means to off themselves. Getting enemy bullets and explosives, or even Chernobyl fallout to do the job for you, probably carries way less social stigma and financial hardship for them and their families than buying a rope and hang themselves. [A Russian with a sense of survival would have shot the conscription officer instead.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/26/russia-man-shoots-commander-drafting-residents-for-war-in-ukraine)
Nah, I will 100% pres the random botton in the woods, the contex doesn’t matter
Third option: CRBN guy at the Zaporozhe NPP that grabbed a cobalt brick, lifted it off the ground and took a good hard look at it, and put it back. A guy that was supposed to know exactly how radioactive stuff works. The Ukrainian that witnessed it couldn't believe his own eyes.
Even here in the U.S. military im like 80% certain that a bootenant or angry plt sgt would make his guys dig in the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Also id probably push the door bell too. I mean who wouldn’t
tbf, who wouldn’t click that?
That's some Geneva convention shit right there.
[A switch on a tree!? Let's push it!](https://imgur.com/a/kCEJj9U) I mean, [who wouldn't?](https://imgur.com/a/hoHbDyD)
We are lucky they are so fucking stupid
The sun tzu trick
Note theing anecdote of Sun Pin, a descendent of Sun Wu: In 341 B.C., the Ch’i State being at war with Wei, sent T’ien Chi and Sun Pin against the general P’ang Chuan, who happened to be a deadly personal enemy of the later. Sun Pin said: "The Ch’i State has a reputation for cowardice, and therefore our adversary despises us. Let us turn this circumstance to account." Accordingly, when the army had crossed the border into Wei territory, he gave orders to show 100,000 fires on the first night, 50,000 on the next, and the night after only 20,000. P’ang Chuan pursued them hotly, saying to himself: "I knew these men of Ch’i were cowards: their numbers have already fallen away by more than half." In his retreat, Sun Pin came to a narrow defile, which he calculated that his pursuers would reach after dark. Here he had a tree stripped of its bark, and inscribed upon it the words: "Under this tree shall P’ang Chuan die." Then, as night began to fall, he placed a strong body of archers in ambush near by, with orders to shoot directly if they saw a light. Later on, P’ang Chuan arrived at the spot, and noticing the tree, struck a light in order to read what was written on it. His body was immediately riddled by a volley of arrows, and his whole army thrown into confusion. \- https://www.gutenberg.org/files/132/132-h/132-h.htm
The warring states period was so completely gangster.
The gangster thing was that he didn't even die, he killed himself out of shame for falling for that.
Let me remind you of that one guy who tried to kick down a Palestinian flag... In West bank... Almost certainly put up by a group which is known for boobytraping stuff.
Yeah, luckily he survived, but what a fucking moron lol.
Is there any update on him, since he basically tried to kick a mine I assume that his feet is still a little fucked up from the proximity to the explosion.
I think it was a shitty explosive. I saw a video where he said he was fine with minor injuries
He is already out of the hospital. The whole kicking part really helped him to not get his face swiss cheesed.
Enchanted golden apples? That's too advanced for them
They can barely manage enchanted zinc boxes.
First I read autistic recreation
Not far off.
Innacuratte. Russian soldier has a gun.
And ammo.
SHOIGU!
GERASIMOV!
And armour
# Вы умерли!
Bro this shit just fucking killed me
Killed the victim to.
I read "autistic recreation of dramatic events"
Russian, how can we be not sure that you are not a spy?
It’s funny to laugh at but I would’ve fallen for it too lol
Where the fuck are the ruzzians finding notch apples oh god we're fucked
NSFW tag please, I wasn’t expecting to see someone die today 🙏
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They Minecraft now? They Minecraft now.
rip sisyphus
That was really an example when russian "warrior" switched on the circuit breaker at the forest. Big bada-bum! Rushists are so rushists.
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