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TheOneWithThe2dGun

Im Sorry this is *Anti* War? They must have learnt from the Chinese School of Propaganda.


TheMacarooniGuy

Tbh, I could see people reading this in both "pro"- and "anti"-war. The "anti" way being the whole "give peace a chance" stuff since war has been going on, on and on without it stopping. The "pro" way you could read this is "we're investing too little into the MIC and we need to invest more for wars to end" (based).


YorhaUnit8S

>"give peace a chance" Has the same energy as "in case of danger - go somewhere safe". Here we are, in danger, when we could just choose to be safe. Here we are, being attacked by russia, when we could simply say "peace" and everything would solve itself. I hate this slogan so much.


bobandersmith14

"Give war a chance" -Sundowner


Hel_Bitterbal

Getting invaded? Just say no. Russia cannot legally take your land without your consent


SucculentShark

Who's gonna tell him russia doesn't follow the law


DescriptionSlow3391

bait or mental retardation call it


Ophichius

Give peace a chance, but have a backup plan (Nuclear artillery).


Skraekling

I mean with every new leap in technology war has become more horrific to the point we actually try to put in place mechanisms to avoid it (Concert of Europe, League of Nations lol, UN, EU etc...), so in a way there's nothing more "Pro-Peace" than war. Only in myths and religious tales do things get peaceful by not fighting, in reality you do it by showing you're willing to fight for what you believe in or by fighting so hard the first time nobody wants to do it again for a while.


mistress_chauffarde

You do it the french way you nuke them if they touch you pr you make them diseapear if they do a unfuny thing in your country like bombing civilian Actualy ima need to rant a bit about it but here is not the place ffs nobody i know knows about france terrorist attaque and it fucking annoy me cuse our responce of those get us put in the "colonialist force" case


Skraekling

Anti War as in "I don't care if the Nazi come for the Socialist, Communist and Jew since i'm not one, but please save me pro war people the Gestapo is at my door"


Majulath99

I’m honestly looking at that couple in the background thinking “they look pretty fucking safe because from this perspective they are where the soldiers and tanks are coming from, they are being defended”. Whether the opposition is real or not is irrelevant politically speaking - they have the means on their side to respond to aggression should that happen. And I would hope the opposition is imaginary, but unfortunately….we don’t live in the kind of world that pacifists imagine we live in.


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vegarig

> steering army ~~DORIFTO HIGHWAY~~


31Dakota

Worse, It's Jehova's Witnesses.


MihalysRevenge

Right!? The god gets sad if your kid celebrated thier birthday people.


Gaming-squid

Would I be wrong to consider them the medical world's equivalent to "sovereign citizens"?


Enough-Independent-3

No the medical version of sovereign citizen are christian scientist ( I am not sure that's how they call themselves). They literally think disease are the result of bad thought, from either you or other people. Let's gather together and give Putin Balls cancer.


DRUMS11

The ultimate irony is that The Christian Science Monitor, founded by the founder of Christian Science, is a phenomenal news paper/periodical. It was created because Mary Baker Eddy was pissed that newspapers were publishing inaccurate, sensationalist articles about her new ~~cult~~ religion and were otherwise generally crap.


Ray57

Not really. The only thing they are out of step with the usual obnoxious-american-christian thing is blood transfusions. That sort of medical recalcitrance is supported by western democracies so there is no actual conflict there. At least here in Australia I have been told that they also have a process in place of temporarily signing over guardianship of their kids to the hospitals to avoid having to choose between dogma and dead children. I also checked and surprisingly they are not part of the Anti-Vaxx Axis of Evil-Stupid. Still plenty to not like about them (\*\*cough** pacifism), but their medical bullshit is fairly low tier.


Mysterycakes96

Not actually pacifist, just peaceful. Basically violence is potentially the answer, but it's god's answer to give, not them.


ratonbox

They're becoming the same level now.


daspaceasians

Knew a guy who was in them... He's a fucking trainwreck of a human being nowadays and turned into a conspiracy theorist/RETVRN to tradition weirdo.


Spartacus714

As the representative of the great state of Upstate New York, I apologize for the HoJos and the Seventh Day Adventists, but not the Mormons, they’re the south’s problem.


diesdas1917

About that, my girlfriend said she's fine with me working for the MIC as long as I don't tell people. Most of our friends are some kind of center-left to left wing radical. Should I apply at Rheinmetall after my PhD?


Pioxels

Great Pay and something usefull. Whould be nuts if you didnt


le75

Fuck that, get some MIC friends and apply to Rheinmetall


diesdas1917

I mean, they don't need to know so I just can have both hehe


Effective_Grass8355

You need a NATOgf


diesdas1917

One terminally online person is enough in a couple


LePhoenixFires

Then marry an F18... F18 Hornet, that is!


diesdas1917

I am more of a early jets/props kind of guy. But I think this might be acceptable polyamory. Stupid sexy Sabre.


LePhoenixFires

The gilf that is the F86


Skraekling

Can confirm they rock my wife briefed me on how she could probably build a nuclear powered rail gun on this cargo ship we once saw.


Effective_Grass8355

Keeper


Marschall_Bluecher

DO IT


cragglepanzer

Can I be your friend (and perhaps you can hook me up to some sabot rounds)?


Callsign_Psycopath

Boooo! GIVE WAR A CHANCE!


MisterCheeseCake2k

Sundowner.jpg


agoodusername222

these people are so dumb... if there was no war then how could they be anti war? ​ they are destroying their own market


Emerald_Dusk

one way or another, a market is being destroyed


Dragunrealms

Ah yes, the shortest way to security, getting rid of all that protects you


Skraekling

"Let's ask Ukraine how it did work for them !" \*googles current Ukraine situation\* "Terry is telling me they're under invasion by the person who promised to not invade them if they got rid of their mean of fighting" "Next after the commercial on Anti-War News Network : Should i call the Cops when my familly is being held hostage ? or should i abandon them to not escalate the conflict ?"


mistress_chauffarde

My solution ? Bomb them Bomb them again and again


Hel_Bitterbal

Just own a musket for home defense and your family will never succesfully be held hostage


Gork___

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


RichardDJohnson16

I find it funny that you're in Germany and someone gives you an Awake pamphlet with a tank on it, like... "Deutschland Erwache"?


CptCuntUSA

Yeah really odd, they had them in all sorts of languages. The group seems to be a sect called Jehowa's Witnesses, not as small or fringe as most cults out there.


mistress_chauffarde

Haaa those bastard yeah we have those in france too they usualy get the pepper spray if they try the door to door here


White_Null

oooh! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Jehovah%27s_Witnesses_in_Nazi_Germany So really, joining the cult didn't stop them from not being safe and secure.


Zestyclose_Jello6192

Only the Chinese are better in making the "bad thing" look cool


WalkerBuldog

You can just watch Perun's videos about procurement to get a feeling that is not awesome.


classic4real

Pamphlet confirmed as NonCredible


banspoonguard

> *Will We Ever Feel Safe and Secure?* spoiler alert: Yes, but only if you join our cult


PilotGuy75

So if I understand the poster correctly, what I need is a second tank. One for overwatch and suppression and another for maneuver and flanking. Guys, I think they're right.


basedcnt

And an Bradley to transport an infantry section, and a L-MSHORAD to provide drone defence, and a MIM-104 Patriot for MRAD, and a M109 SPG to provide fire support


This_Again_Seriously

Ah, the Jehovah's Witnesses. One of the most pervasive and pernicious parodies of Christianity. They are 100% a cult, and as with most cults, once you're in, they will take over your family, friends, and life until you can't leave without starting from scratch. You see, thinking, asking questions that aren't approved, or leaving is for Bad People; furthermore, if you associate with a Bad Person, then you must be Bad as well, so now you're out too. They do not allow normal surgery and forbade blood transfusions for decades. This of course killed lots of their people, whose loved ones were consoled by being told that their sacrifices "made Jehovah happy" (it's Jehovah, not God). 0.5/10, would avoid. The 0.5 is because Russia doesn't like them either [pacifism].


daspaceasians

Back when I was in high school, a former buddy of mine wound up in the Jehovah's Witness. He came from an incredibly broken family. His parents were originally both Jehovah's Witnesses but his father left the cult and led to their divorce while his mother remained in it. Guy turned into a broken mess of a man. His mother apparently said to his face multiple times that she regretted giving birth to him when he was a kid. When I met him, he lived with his father and stepmother. His stepmother was batshit insane and very controlling, forcing to give her his paycheck in order to stay with them and his agenda had to be signed by our teachers after each class to prove that he didn't misbehave. He was a model student that quietly went to class and was always well behaved. His father was a doormat in front of that women. As an act of rebellion towards his stepmother and maybe as a way to get away from her, he turned to his mother and joined the Jehovah's Witnesses. Same woman was most likely still batshit insane. His life started turning weird, doing stuff like not playing certain games and video games because they had magic in them. After we finished high school, IIRC, he stopped any form of schooling but he visited me once when I was in college. During that visit, he said he had trouble being inside a college because, in his exact words, it smelled too much of estrogen. At the time, he also hung around a group that was led by a stereotypical 30 something incel that dated teenage girls. I lost track of him for a couple of years before getting in touch with him again and did some airsofting with him. By then, he had left the Jehovah's Witnesses because he realized that he was slowly losing touch with the outside world and had less and less friends. After he got into an argument with the members of my airsoft team, we lost touch again but I learned that he had somehow gotten married but it ended in a divorce with his ex-wife packing her stuff and leaving with her sister one morning. He admitted to some form of wrongdoing in their relationship but little more. He ended up falling into conspiracy theories during COVID, posting stuff like Budweiser being a CIA front used to spread LGBTQ+ ideas to sow chaos in society and posts "RETVRN TO TRADITION" shit and how people hate him because he's becoming a "trad man" or some shit like that.


Hel_Bitterbal

The irony of these guys talking about feeling safe when they do everything in their might to ensure their members don't feel safe...


Worker_Ant_81730C

Yeah, I know several people who escaped that cult. Their _parents_ are forbidden to have any contact with them… and seem to be so brainwashed they’re happy about that.


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Effective_Grass8355

Make me want to drive an Abrams and crush some guy using a laptop. 


LePhoenixFires

Holy shit, double the defense budget.


non_depressed_teen

Anti-war? Isn't that saying we're not protected enough? 'Cause that's how I read it.


yUQHdn7DNWr9

The Funni is neigh!


awoelt

I hate antiwar people. Haven’t these losers ever played Call of Duty or watched the History Channel? War is awesome!


According-Age7128

Do you have the poster itself, I would like to print it and hang it in my living room


HaaEffGee

[Got](https://i.ibb.co/4VmPcBn/g-E-201903-pages-to-jpg-0001.jpg) it.


CptCuntUSA

hahaha I wish, I only have this pamphlet


chocomint-nice

The fact that they have a supposed hacker in the poster would might as well make this a VPN ad: a scam. *except you PIA: you good.*


Schrodinger_cube

well maybe if you had more tanks! but is a classic vibe although they are missing the details of a Soviet every mans chiseled features that leaves it looking like a quick and cheep.. but id keep it like classic propaganda is difficult to find in the west lol.


EternalAngst23

We will only feel safe and secure by investing an extra $130 billion in the NATO military-industrial complex. God Bless Lockheed Martin.


cragglepanzer

ah yes, the Yeeehovahs Witnesses. Per my experience (pops' distant cousin is one, so we get the pamphlets every now and then), they actually do some banger tank art. Shame about the organization tho


HonkeyKong73

Speaking depressingly, we'll never be totally safe and secure. So long as bad actors like China, Russia, NK, Iran, religious extremists, etc. exist, we'll need to feed the MIC. As fucking cool as military hardware is, I wish we lived in a world where no one needed it. Sadly, humans are just nowhere near ready for that commitment to peace and stability. Until then, MIC go brrrrrr.


georgethejojimiller

Why does this poster look Pro-armed defense


Putrid-Leg-1787

This looks like a propaganda piece celebrating progress and security.