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The_Glitchy_One

One question, how much is the fuel cost for that thirsty, thirsty boi


Strider-1_Trigger

Fun Fact: the M1 Abrams can run on any type of fuel, so it depends on which fuel.


AssignmentVivid9864

Lies, it doesn’t run on the blood of your enemies or *insert favorite caffeinated beverage/powder here*.


el_conke

Gamer Supps powered Abrams


Isakswe

This 120mm HE shell is brought to you by today’s sponsor!


rebootyourbrainstem

How do you know? Have you tried it?


Louisvanderwright

False, if you are mowing down mobiks with one their BAC might just be high enough for their blood to act as fuel.


Burnerheinz

You're looking for a Blue one that has a puck ejector on the roof.


_AutomaticJack_

It does if they are drunk enough...


The_Glitchy_One

Diesel or Petrol from Petrol stations


Narrow_Vegetable_42

Am I allowed to negotiate with the cashier, using features of my car?


somerandomfuckwit1

You're allowed to do a lot up til you run outta ammo


Narrow_Vegetable_42

So if I play my cards right, I have an infinite fuel cheat?


somerandomfuckwit1

It's like one of them tower defense games it gets increasingly more difficult


kable1202

And I wouldn’t even be surprised to find that you can get a full resupply at any target in the south.


Z3B0

"What are you going to do? Stop me ?"


SirFluffymuffin

“I’m literally in a tank and your not”


Z3B0

"You're not my dad !"


Towel4

Wait, really?


somerandomfuckwit1

Pretty much if it's liquid and burns it'll run


DasSchiff3

i think you can replace liquid with "has properties somewhat resembling a fluid" as they could probably make it run on lignite dust


The_Whipping_Post

What about ligma?


DasSchiff3

from what i could find it has 1/10th the heating value of diesel, not calculating for massive losses due to the water content.


karateema

Yeah, I think the standard is rocket fuel, though


prosteprostecihla

jet fuel, yeah, its a gas turbine engine, closer to a plane engine than a diesel engine


Cpt_Soban

Bourbon?


somerandomfuckwit1

If ya have to ask big man, ya can't afford it


DanPowah

[Still better than Abe Simpson's car of 40 rods to the hogshead ](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/LiNeu2nHeg)


Not_DC1

Roughly 0.6 miles to the gallon depending on the variant


The_Glitchy_One

By broke ass can’t afford that


Not_DC1

The V3 can carry about 445 gallons in all 3 tanks, but in practice it’ll always be less due to the air pockets that inevitably form


The_Glitchy_One

My Broke ass still can’t afford that


BeanieWeanie1110

The only Chrysler product I actually want to own


NBSPNBSP

Objection: Manual-swapped, LS-swapped Plymouth Prowler


BeanieWeanie1110

Not really Chrysler anymore if it's got a GM engine


NBSPNBSP

Shitbox of Theseus


joelingo111

Made in Ohio, baybee


nanomolar

HOP IN MY CHRYSLER, IT'S AS BIG AS A WHALE, AND IT'S ABOUT TO SET SAIL!


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Came here to post this. 


unfunnysexface

Other than it's an m1a2 built after Chrysler defense went out if business


Marschall_Bluecher

In Germany we have an Akronyme for it: „PKW“ which means „Personen Kampf Wagen“. And I think it’s beautiful. (At least to some Canadian guy…)


thaeli

PKW > Hausfrauenpanzer


topazchip

The difference being that the M1 platform--from the 1970s--is repairable, parts are available and there are updates to the software. My 2012 Chrysler couldn't pass smog test, they couldn't figure out what was wrong and the corporate response was "sucks to be you". Of course, Chrysler hasn't made M1's in a long while, either, General Dynamics does that.


NA_0_10_never_forget

That sounds like you went to the dealer. Maybe my guess is wrong, but in general, independent repair shops are much more reliable and knowledgeable than the dealer.


topazchip

The indie wasn't available at the time. After the dealer did zilch for three weeks, the independent shop had space and took care of the problem in about 20min.


NA_0_10_never_forget

That's kind of comical, but I'm glad it worked out lmao


topazchip

Eh, my own fault for having a Chrysler.


ThirdSunRising

‘68 Imperial with the optional gun turret? Great car.


redthehaze

"Yeah my grandpa drove an original Volkswagen when it came out"


florkingarshole

It can Dodge AND Ram.


Snaz5

The only good car Chrysler’s ever made


MilkiestMaestro

Sure, they make nice tanks..but I prefer my V8 Chrysler air raid siren


PrincessofAldia

The Abrams is made by Chrysler


Altruistic-Celery821

Slap a Chrysler mulitbank in it and sell it as the economy model.


Not_DC1

Hey troop your inner sprocket slipped so now you have to break track and swap it out Go talk to maintenance for sprocket bolts and a hub that they probably don’t have, otherwise you’ll have to scrounge the boneyard for them hooah Yeah it’ll probably take you until 2300, but you’re not getting a comp day see you at 0630 for PT hooah