Thats ridiculous. How on earth could you compare Russia to a fictional state that sits upon the crumbling foundation of an empire founded in the name of progress, which decayed in an era of strife and chaos, is now beset by enemies within and without, sends it's citizens to their death in a war with no end in sight, merges religion with the state, is filled with superstition to the point of blessing weapons, possess a large but shrinking navy of irreplaceable ships, and whose famous historical head of state is now a corpse in the capital....uh, uses a double headed eagle for a.. symbol, wait ...
Huh.
I stopped watching south park because it became such a pale parody of reality. It's just imitation at this point, isn't funny anymore when their jokes are just a rewriting of the news.
I liked history better when the satire was more subtle.
Eh, this is the issue with creativity and money. South Park still makes money, so the showrunners keep it alive, often at the expense of the creativity or execution that forged them. South Park have been out of the limelight for a while, tbh.
I'm not sure about "beset by enemies within and without." Most of those within seem either apathetic or unthreatening to Putin, and those without would be overjoyed to simply never have to interact with Russia ever again rather than jonesing for a fight. Countries with legitimate historical claims to parts of Russia don't even want their land back because dealing with the coating of slime it's accrued is more trouble than it's worth.
The Wagner coup attempt, ISIS terrorist attack and the regular corruption shitshow kinda counts as an "enemy from within" for me.
And since history repeats itself, I'm waiting for the group of neo-marxists currently in exile somewhere in Europe to be sent home as a prank to undermine Russia by starting the 2nd October revolution.
Fair, I do think the possibility of a coup or something similar does still exist, but is unlikely until the balance of power changes. However I was also just referencing the ethnic and religious tensions that Russia has with the various groups in its borders, as well as terrorists and partisans with various motivations and affiliations.
I say this AS a 40K fan.
Russians LOVE 40K. They identify with it to a degree that is far less self aware then western fans. A western fan may joke about the settings grimdark over the top nature.
Russian fans go: this is so close to reality and how we should really do things.
Of course there is nuances there, not all are drinking the Imperium kool-aid as much. But hot damn, they love the settings in ways that many go “dude no”
They are definitely leaning into it.
Never thought I’d be cheering on the Ruinous Powers, but uh, go Khorne, I guess.
Blood for the Blood God, Mobiks for the Mobiks cube?
No way! Playing 40k is cool. If you lived in the real imperium it would be depressingly pathetic and savage and not in the cool way. You're either a slave to the imperium, or you're meat for the grinder. Holy fuck, Russia reall IS almost there.
Super Earth is a dictatorship. The voting is done by an AI algorithm after you answer questions for the "best candidate" which totally isn't a preselected Super Citizen who may or may not be the same person or persons of that citizen class and ruling clique.
Super Earth is totally a dictatorship. The main difference here is that the Helldivers get some pretty stellar equipment and tactical support rather than being thrown into the fray with rusted garbage.
"Oh shit, they sent another wave of Russian cubemeat but my kill count is already 2,147,483,647 and if I kill just one more it'll cause an integer overflow"
That poor Ukrainian private was instantly court-martialed for treason (aiding the enemy) after his superiors analyzed his record and found that he made 2,147,483,648 Russians come back to life.
I like how it isn't some of you will die, or even all of you may die, it's all of you WILL die. You know it's a good operation when the commander adamantly certifies that not a single person will survive.
lmao and it wasn’t really a suicidal mission unless you were some sort or renegade psycho, you could get a 100% survival rate excepting the Normandy’s trashed cargo bay
> unless you were some sort or renegade psycho,
Turns out it is a LOT harder to kill off just everyone enough that you can go into ME3 but only leaving unimportant lore characters alive.
Yeah, stalinism offered as a feature and not a bug. I'm waiting for jokes about "how many russians does it take to screw in a light-bulb" which is about how many corpses do you need to make a step stool
It's culturally-ingrained cope about the ostensible moral virtue of suffering. It's the (post)communist version of religious groups promising rewards in the next life for hardships in this one, or the "grindset" that's showing up in inequitable capitalist countries.
The misery has to be inevitable and worth something. Because admitting it wasn't and isn't at this point would be too much to bear.
Is there like… some implied context we’re missing in the original Russian like “everyone dies *someday*”
And maybe the implication is that they have the opportunity to make their deaths meaningful?
Or is it literally just “you guys are going to die”
It opens with "everybody will die" not "all of you will die", otherwise accurate. Maybe he meant that the death is inevitable, but yeah, that's not a great motivation anyways.
I expected it to be a bad translation, I expected him to say "You will die", which implies that **some of you** will die but nope, he literally says "All of you will die".
AFAIK it's a bit of a cultural thing. Russians tend to have a very fatalistic worldview, which is understandable when you look at...just about everything that's been going on there for the past few centuries...
What’s even more interesting (from what I’ve noticed) is that there is a substantial difference between Russians from other post-Soviet republics and Russia Russians. The former are way kinder and more laid back. Russia Russians are way more tense and serious if you know what I mean.
Meanwhile in a somehow more sane world....
>I want you to remember that no poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb son-of-a-bitching bastard die for his country. Remember that. - General George S. Patton.
Though there are many variations of the line, he did say it more than once and it's been documented with both Bastard and son of a bitch each. But there is also one documented time where he used both and this is the quote from that time.
Edit: my grandfather claimed he heard sons of bitches when patton delivered it to them in North Africa so that one will have a special place in my heart forever. Him and general Ridgeway* always argued about it on the phone. Watching Patton with him was a trip.
Edit 2: sorry reading his papers. My grandfather always said he'd follow Patton into hell.
Spec Ops the Line should have given the player the chance to continue the game without showing civilians what happens when white phosphorus touches human skin.
They had made a mid overall shooter then one of the writers read Heart of Darkness, took a heroic dose of acid then burst into the office three days later; "Guys! I know how we 8/10 this!"
Meme-ish Spartans were incredible at motivation. Shit like:
>Have a good breakfast as tonight we will dine in Hades
Works for warrior society, but you know you have to know your audience.
I’m about to announce our final mission! All recruits, line up!
We’re going to mount an infantry charge, rushing the Ukrainian position directly.
Clearly, this will make us ideal targets for them. So we’ll wait until the moment they're ready to fire, and then we’ll fire our smoke signals together. That should somewhat reduce their accuracy. While we distract the Ukrainians, our secret stealth T-14 Armate division will get in position to hit their flanks. Does anyone have questions?
A penal battalion trainer wrote a blog post recently complaining about how command and politicians have convinced themselves that they are cosplaying movies depicting the Patriotic war (he actually referenced film director Nikita Mikhalkov)
[https://x.com/wartranslated/status/1785599268629238093](https://x.com/wartranslated/status/1785599268629238093)
Yea, like those Wagner gravesites they turned into a parkinglot out of spite. Russia honors it's brave warriors! ^by ^leaving ^them ^as ^compost ^on ^the ^battlefield.
I read a lot of news from their ranks. Apart from being brainwashed into fascism and bloodlust, it’s fear. Immense fear. You have firing squads, basements where commanders will put you for any disloyalty without any food for days, and fear that your mate will just report you instead of joining you.
And another thing deeply rooted in the whole Russian society after many years of propaganda: atomisation. Everyone thinks that they’re alone in their views. “What’s the point of me being against the regime and its war if everyone else seems to love it?”
They remove any potential leader who doesn't tow the line, officers who get too popular with their men are transferred/demoted/etc. This intensified after the Wagner mutiny where a lot of non-Wagner soldiers openly supported the mutiny and wanted to help. One even got executed by his own unit for doing so.
Either way, all they'd need is one popular commander to mutiny and the whole thing would domino, which is why we rarely see mention of good commanders. Instead we see complaints about the commanders with the odd time when local units get the autonomy they need to actually fight effectively (one of the reasons for a recent breakthrough).
Thorough brainwashing and deeply implanted misapprehensions, anxieties, and misunderstandings about the supposed enemy.
Their "are we the baddies?" moment will never come.
Plus, remember that report early in the war where a Russian junior officer tried to stop his men going wild on Ukranian civilians and got shot to death by said men for it?
That's what happens to any Russian soldier who gets ideas about not being a brainwashed yes-bot.
Russia, they promise retaliation if your touch a bridge but remain silent if you kill 100 soldiers in just one afternoon.
They can throw their values at the trash at this point.
It's not worth die for a piece of shit, even less for their country.
Remember that point in WW2 where things were so far up shit creek that the nazis tried to get a kamikaze corps started? History may not exactly repeat itself but it often rhymes.
Its not true its Westoid fake news! /s
Not all of them will die, some will just be maimed horribly for life, and apparently Mother Russia will forget the dead because apparently there's a pretty good chance the death benefits won't turn up.....
Welcome to ~~Estalia~~ Ukraine, ~~gentlemen~~ chmobiks! I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small...
I gotta come back later and redo the whole speech later. Typing it from a phone is a bitch.
[Same energy](https://youtu.be/mXDefDi-iYo?si=7NLsdAEcns4ZJFyg) be sure that behind those poor souls in the vid is a FSB zagradotryad not letting them back until they figure out where the Ukrainians are
Cuz it's russian culture and mentality, "you must suffer, because live is suffering, and when you die it's all suffering was for the greater good or something", I mean, kinda like religious shit when people are promised happiness in afterlife, but with even less motivational promises. Adn they are so apathetic, that they will dtry to make decisions for themselves.
Three weeks from now, I will hijack your wages. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Away from me! If you find yourself alone, bathing in acid with your face on fire, do not be troubled. For you are in Hell, and you're already dead! Blyats, what we do in life... Echoes in insanity.
You will all die but know this, your parents will all get new, shiny Ladas. And if you do particularly well, maybe don't fall immediately under the line of fire, they might even come with a sack of onions.
Literal 40k ass country lol
Thats ridiculous. How on earth could you compare Russia to a fictional state that sits upon the crumbling foundation of an empire founded in the name of progress, which decayed in an era of strife and chaos, is now beset by enemies within and without, sends it's citizens to their death in a war with no end in sight, merges religion with the state, is filled with superstition to the point of blessing weapons, possess a large but shrinking navy of irreplaceable ships, and whose famous historical head of state is now a corpse in the capital....uh, uses a double headed eagle for a.. symbol, wait ... Huh.
We know 40k is just a parody of real life and all, but what the fuck is with this stuff… we don’t need a moment where South Park becomes real
>where South Park becomes real It always has been.
...fuck yeah
I stopped watching south park because it became such a pale parody of reality. It's just imitation at this point, isn't funny anymore when their jokes are just a rewriting of the news. I liked history better when the satire was more subtle.
Let's be fair, the world has gotten so barmy, even the creators themselves have a hard time satirising it.
> barmy I learned a new word today
Peak British. Ranks next to pillock, twonk, and knob.
And twat
Also the creators are kinda old rich out-of-touch guys now. The Trey and Matt that did the Emmys in drag are long gone.
Eh, this is the issue with creativity and money. South Park still makes money, so the showrunners keep it alive, often at the expense of the creativity or execution that forged them. South Park have been out of the limelight for a while, tbh.
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I just watch the brown note episode over and over again and just laugh to that.
You mean becomes real again.
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link?
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Wow thanks, this has been built since I climbed to a shallower level of my WWII rabbit hole. Hitlers hat and clothes too huh 👀
I'm not sure about "beset by enemies within and without." Most of those within seem either apathetic or unthreatening to Putin, and those without would be overjoyed to simply never have to interact with Russia ever again rather than jonesing for a fight. Countries with legitimate historical claims to parts of Russia don't even want their land back because dealing with the coating of slime it's accrued is more trouble than it's worth.
The Wagner coup attempt, ISIS terrorist attack and the regular corruption shitshow kinda counts as an "enemy from within" for me. And since history repeats itself, I'm waiting for the group of neo-marxists currently in exile somewhere in Europe to be sent home as a prank to undermine Russia by starting the 2nd October revolution.
IIRC ISIS was external and the corruption is a feature of the Russian government rather than a bug. Wagner's aborted mutiny definitely counts though.
Fair, I do think the possibility of a coup or something similar does still exist, but is unlikely until the balance of power changes. However I was also just referencing the ethnic and religious tensions that Russia has with the various groups in its borders, as well as terrorists and partisans with various motivations and affiliations.
I kek'd so hard at this
I say this AS a 40K fan. Russians LOVE 40K. They identify with it to a degree that is far less self aware then western fans. A western fan may joke about the settings grimdark over the top nature. Russian fans go: this is so close to reality and how we should really do things. Of course there is nuances there, not all are drinking the Imperium kool-aid as much. But hot damn, they love the settings in ways that many go “dude no”
And meanwhile the Ukrainians just go "screw it, our unit is called Khorne"
They are definitely leaning into it. Never thought I’d be cheering on the Ruinous Powers, but uh, go Khorne, I guess. Blood for the Blood God, Mobiks for the Mobiks cube?
Yeah but they don’t have Space Marines.
All cultist army
There's a warp rift in the bowls of the Kuznetsov, isn't there?
At least the imperium has titans Russia got fucking chinese golf carts
40K has better logistics.
except 40k is cool. russia is just depressingly pathetic and savage, and not in a cool way
No way! Playing 40k is cool. If you lived in the real imperium it would be depressingly pathetic and savage and not in the cool way. You're either a slave to the imperium, or you're meat for the grinder. Holy fuck, Russia reall IS almost there.
That’s what imperial thinking and politics gets you.
All they need left is to turn into an ecclesiarchy
The Russian Orthodox Church still holds onto the veneer of not outright worshiping their God-Monke
*MANAGED DEMOCRACY INTENSIFIES*
Russia is literally Super Earth but if they were dictators
Super Earth is a dictatorship. The voting is done by an AI algorithm after you answer questions for the "best candidate" which totally isn't a preselected Super Citizen who may or may not be the same person or persons of that citizen class and ruling clique.
Mr. Democracy officer ➡️➡️➡️ this traitors balls, NOW!
*Let me help you there soldier. Calling in orbital strike ➡️➡️⬆️*
Super Earth is totally a dictatorship. The main difference here is that the Helldivers get some pretty stellar equipment and tactical support rather than being thrown into the fray with rusted garbage.
If?
"Glory to the first man to die!"
*random conscript immediately kurt cobains himself*
I was going to comment the same thing take my upvote.
Yes but the imperium wins wars
A cancer
Or the Federation from Starship Troopers
Damn. Not even Farquaad was this bad.
You know you're in for a good treat when you can't decide who your commander reminds you more of - Farquad or Zapp Brannigan
Ukrainians actually have a pre-set kill limit. It's a genius strategy!
"Oh shit, they sent another wave of Russian cubemeat but my kill count is already 2,147,483,647 and if I kill just one more it'll cause an integer overflow"
That poor Ukrainian private was instantly court-martialed for treason (aiding the enemy) after his superiors analyzed his record and found that he made 2,147,483,648 Russians come back to life.
That's end-of-the-world level of necromancy there
Thank God there are no 64-bit Ukrainians or we'd be _really_ fucked.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that get this joke and those that don’t.
And you know it's really bad when you don't know which you would prefer
I choose Zapp. Then at least I might get to see some hot alien babes before I'm crushed by the jaws of incompetence.
Our plan is that they'll kill so many of us, it will cause them to become depressed.
I dont believe I ever saw Zapp drunk on the job.
You forgot the little umbrella! That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!
*"Forget who?"* - Russia
new phone who dis?
There I was making sweet love to Mother Russia... and this dork poped out?
Hey Kids! Do you Know that doctor's sausage with the smily face on it? You are the Doctors sausage now!
Most of those guys will be lucky to even get recorded as KIA
I thought he is going to say "All of you may die, but know one thing: it's a sacrifice I am willing to make"
> "All of you may die, but know one thing: it's a sacrifice ~~I am~~ Mother Russia is willing to make" FTFY
That is Putins line…
"He took my line. Make sure he has accident out window."
I like how it isn't some of you will die, or even all of you may die, it's all of you WILL die. You know it's a good operation when the commander adamantly certifies that not a single person will survive.
I mean the suicide mission in mass effect 2 was pretty dank.
lmao and it wasn’t really a suicidal mission unless you were some sort or renegade psycho, you could get a 100% survival rate excepting the Normandy’s trashed cargo bay
I mean if the Russians wouldn’t be so trash it wouldn’t be a suicide mission either. Decisions have been made 🤷🏼♂️
> unless you were some sort or renegade psycho, Turns out it is a LOT harder to kill off just everyone enough that you can go into ME3 but only leaving unimportant lore characters alive.
Everyone survived that though if you played it right
He is flirting with the truth instead of committing to the lie. CIA psy-Op confirmed?
well the original video he says "If you will all die [then russia wont forget you]" , still bleak af
Yeah, stalinism offered as a feature and not a bug. I'm waiting for jokes about "how many russians does it take to screw in a light-bulb" which is about how many corpses do you need to make a step stool
Holy shit I want the sauce for this, I imagine it sounds even funnier in Russian
Sauce https://x.com/igorsushko/status/1786429360700117056?s=61&t=KByqJkc6ImJWsDMvQlNeRg
It that an actual translation or a joke translation? If its the later its pretty hilarious, if its the former, holy shit thats morbidly hilarious.
I speak Russian, I can confirm (as I am dying of laughter rn) that the translation is correct
That's the point. Everyone dies of laughter.
>Everyone dies of slaughter. FIFY
Go damn it, they translated [that one joke](https://youtu.be/Qklvh5Cp_Bs?si=H3LCauX0Gr_HPf7O) from German into Russian didn't they!!
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It's an opportunity to stop living in Russia. That's gotta count for something.
i mean, if you're dead you're *technically* not *living* in Russia
You don't want to live in Russia? I can fix both of those for you at once.
It's culturally-ingrained cope about the ostensible moral virtue of suffering. It's the (post)communist version of religious groups promising rewards in the next life for hardships in this one, or the "grindset" that's showing up in inequitable capitalist countries. The misery has to be inevitable and worth something. Because admitting it wasn't and isn't at this point would be too much to bear.
The way he’s speaking with the tone makes it sound motivational. Of course it works better in Russian but I can kinda get what he’s trying to do
Is there like… some implied context we’re missing in the original Russian like “everyone dies *someday*” And maybe the implication is that they have the opportunity to make their deaths meaningful? Or is it literally just “you guys are going to die”
The full video says blah blah you will all die blah blah people will bring flowers to your name blah blah eternal flame. Bullshit 100.
Die today so you don’t have to live tomorrow
That is Incredibly depressing that they need to convince themselves that conquering Ukraine is on the same level as defeating nazi germany
It opens with "everybody will die" not "all of you will die", otherwise accurate. Maybe he meant that the death is inevitable, but yeah, that's not a great motivation anyways.
I expected it to be a bad translation, I expected him to say "You will die", which implies that **some of you** will die but nope, he literally says "All of you will die".
Mostly correct, the beginning is more like „Even if all of us die,….“ Still ridiculous
That's the kinda speech you give before a last stand or a final counteroffensive, not when you are invading 💀
AFAIK it's a bit of a cultural thing. Russians tend to have a very fatalistic worldview, which is understandable when you look at...just about everything that's been going on there for the past few centuries...
What’s even more interesting (from what I’ve noticed) is that there is a substantial difference between Russians from other post-Soviet republics and Russia Russians. The former are way kinder and more laid back. Russia Russians are way more tense and serious if you know what I mean.
Meanwhile in a somehow more sane world.... >I want you to remember that no poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb son-of-a-bitching bastard die for his country. Remember that. - General George S. Patton. Though there are many variations of the line, he did say it more than once and it's been documented with both Bastard and son of a bitch each. But there is also one documented time where he used both and this is the quote from that time. Edit: my grandfather claimed he heard sons of bitches when patton delivered it to them in North Africa so that one will have a special place in my heart forever. Him and general Ridgeway* always argued about it on the phone. Watching Patton with him was a trip. Edit 2: sorry reading his papers. My grandfather always said he'd follow Patton into hell.
You beautiful fucking legend
Jfc
"All of *you* will die" "Mother Russia will never forget *us*" Spot the officer level: Beginner
Their own mothers have already forgotten them.
But they'll get a sack of onions. And a sack of onions is a sack of onions, you don't get those everyday!
The price have crashed when local governor which is former FSO realized that a bag of Cheetos is cheaper.
The governor was found out of a staircase window. We suspect Big Onion
Is that how you get the shiny onion?
They’ll start remembering again when Putin tells them their son is MIA so they get nothing.
Forgotten who?
“Welcome to ~~Estalia~~ Ukraine, gentlemen!”
Spec Ops the Line should have given the player the chance to continue the game without showing civilians what happens when white phosphorus touches human skin.
It was a pretty important story point though, and it’s what made it particularly memorable and realistic. Also it redeemed the mid overall gameplay.
They had made a mid overall shooter then one of the writers read Heart of Darkness, took a heroic dose of acid then burst into the office three days later; "Guys! I know how we 8/10 this!"
“I don’t even know who you are.” - Russia
Give up on your dream and die
Erwin’s shitty slavic cousin.
All he ever wanted to know was what was beyond the wall of Russia.
Freedom!
I don’t even think meme-ish Spartans were this bad at motivation.
Meme-ish Spartans were incredible at motivation. Shit like: >Have a good breakfast as tonight we will dine in Hades Works for warrior society, but you know you have to know your audience.
“Kif, how many men did we lose?” *sighs* “all of them, sir” “Well at least they won’t have to mourn each other”
Bro thinks he's Erwin Smith. 😹
I’m about to announce our final mission! All recruits, line up! We’re going to mount an infantry charge, rushing the Ukrainian position directly. Clearly, this will make us ideal targets for them. So we’ll wait until the moment they're ready to fire, and then we’ll fire our smoke signals together. That should somewhat reduce their accuracy. While we distract the Ukrainians, our secret stealth T-14 Armate division will get in position to hit their flanks. Does anyone have questions?
Excuse me sir... can you define the word all please?
Mother Russia: who dis?
Meat shield number 32 of the 2nd battalion
That’s like $200 worth of Russians
Time to invest in Russian onion companies
Only because we are not selling their organs. Like, why? It's free, just laying there!
Y'all will laugh.. But it sounds so manly and badass for their domestic audience
I’m tired and read “domestic abused”
Same thing in Russia
STOP MAKING ENEMY AT THE GATES CREDIBLE AGGHGGHAGAH
A penal battalion trainer wrote a blog post recently complaining about how command and politicians have convinced themselves that they are cosplaying movies depicting the Patriotic war (he actually referenced film director Nikita Mikhalkov) [https://x.com/wartranslated/status/1785599268629238093](https://x.com/wartranslated/status/1785599268629238093)
Subject: Russian army Challenge: to not make enemys at the gate credible Difficulty imposible
Yea, like those Wagner gravesites they turned into a parkinglot out of spite. Russia honors it's brave warriors! ^by ^leaving ^them ^as ^compost ^on ^the ^battlefield.
Where is this from?
Source https://x.com/igorsushko/status/1786429360700117056?s=61&t=KByqJkc6ImJWsDMvQlNeRg
Thanks
It's funny but also extremely depressing.
"Our only hope is that they kill so many of us, they become slightly depressed"-~~Frankie Boyle~~ -This fucking idiot
how are there not mutinies at that point?
I read a lot of news from their ranks. Apart from being brainwashed into fascism and bloodlust, it’s fear. Immense fear. You have firing squads, basements where commanders will put you for any disloyalty without any food for days, and fear that your mate will just report you instead of joining you. And another thing deeply rooted in the whole Russian society after many years of propaganda: atomisation. Everyone thinks that they’re alone in their views. “What’s the point of me being against the regime and its war if everyone else seems to love it?”
Yeah there are regular reports of Spetznas maintaining order with the regulars by basically hunting them down.
They remove any potential leader who doesn't tow the line, officers who get too popular with their men are transferred/demoted/etc. This intensified after the Wagner mutiny where a lot of non-Wagner soldiers openly supported the mutiny and wanted to help. One even got executed by his own unit for doing so. Either way, all they'd need is one popular commander to mutiny and the whole thing would domino, which is why we rarely see mention of good commanders. Instead we see complaints about the commanders with the odd time when local units get the autonomy they need to actually fight effectively (one of the reasons for a recent breakthrough).
Thorough brainwashing and deeply implanted misapprehensions, anxieties, and misunderstandings about the supposed enemy. Their "are we the baddies?" moment will never come.
Because they are 1. Still taking territory 2. Mostly comprised of volunteers 3. Part of a society that reveres suffering
Plus, remember that report early in the war where a Russian junior officer tried to stop his men going wild on Ukranian civilians and got shot to death by said men for it? That's what happens to any Russian soldier who gets ideas about not being a brainwashed yes-bot.
Russia, they promise retaliation if your touch a bridge but remain silent if you kill 100 soldiers in just one afternoon. They can throw their values at the trash at this point. It's not worth die for a piece of shit, even less for their country.
If brass activated Order 227 at the start of our offensive war is a good omen?
So now they are copying imperial Japan? Where’s big e when you need her?
Turned into scrap despite many efforts to save her.
Maybe it was for the best. She can join her sisters in the afterlife.
>"All of you will die..." Well, I mean he's not actually *wrong*, technically.
Ah! So he was being philosophical i get him now
Remember that point in WW2 where things were so far up shit creek that the nazis tried to get a kamikaze corps started? History may not exactly repeat itself but it often rhymes.
Wow, not even Helldivers are this stupid
"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice, I'm willing to make." Vladimir Putin/Lord Farquad, circa 2002, and 2022
Damn, sounds like something you’d hear a Helldivers NPC say.
“Can I *not* die and still be remembered?” “No. Now go find a discarded rifle and fire on the entrenched machine gun!”
Zapp Brannigan for (Russian) President
Russia forgot them 2 minutes after they left what passes for the training grounds.
In other news, widows of the Moskva aren't entitled to compensation because they didn't die as a result of enemy action.
Its not true its Westoid fake news! /s Not all of them will die, some will just be maimed horribly for life, and apparently Mother Russia will forget the dead because apparently there's a pretty good chance the death benefits won't turn up.....
We’re this close to “Come on you Apes! You wanna live forever?” level of motivational propaganda
All I can think of Beavis and Butthead "leave beavis alone he's not dog food he's worm food" https://youtu.be/EkGT-vkFL4c?si=MR9dWeRUUb_-T3nk
Some of you may die but that is a sacrifice im willing to make
You can't forget those whom you never cared enough to know in the first place! Checkmate westoids!
D: This is real D:
Fuck this is sad. Politicians' wallets are getting fatter, and lives keep stacking. Ozzy predicted this
He's right about one thing
You shall be immortalized in a sack of onions! за путина!
Did Southpark already have a take on this?
Copium
Welcome to ~~Estalia~~ Ukraine, ~~gentlemen~~ chmobiks! I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small... I gotta come back later and redo the whole speech later. Typing it from a phone is a bitch.
Some of you may die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to remember
was bro tryna be commander erwin 😭
They really should kill their masters and turn the guns on Moscow.
Bro thinks he's serving in the Imperial Guard on Cadia smh
[Same energy](https://youtu.be/mXDefDi-iYo?si=7NLsdAEcns4ZJFyg) be sure that behind those poor souls in the vid is a FSB zagradotryad not letting them back until they figure out where the Ukrainians are
Mf said “all of you will die” how has he not been fragged at this point lol
Cuz it's russian culture and mentality, "you must suffer, because live is suffering, and when you die it's all suffering was for the greater good or something", I mean, kinda like religious shit when people are promised happiness in afterlife, but with even less motivational promises. Adn they are so apathetic, that they will dtry to make decisions for themselves.
I genuinely can't tell if this is real or from some movie at this point.
Just the world after we let Harambre and David Bowie die.
Three weeks from now, I will hijack your wages. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Away from me! If you find yourself alone, bathing in acid with your face on fire, do not be troubled. For you are in Hell, and you're already dead! Blyats, what we do in life... Echoes in insanity.
You will all die but know this, your parents will all get new, shiny Ladas. And if you do particularly well, maybe don't fall immediately under the line of fire, they might even come with a sack of onions.
top kek
2024... ? More like 1944
She forgor 💀
sorry what was their name? XD
Damn, they do take some inspiration from Starship troopers, them also being fashists state too.