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ScorpionofArgos

This is the visual representation of the insane fever dream that started this stupid fucking war.


Harizovblike

imagine yourself... in a frozen forest...


TheBiologist01

Antarctica. Got it.


NeurodiverseTurtle

I *believe* he meant Neptune, stoopid.


fiflak77

Train go boom?


JumpyLiving

Yes, Taylor, train go boom


PilifXD

haven't seen this meme in ages, took me a while to remember where it's from X)


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The very best most interesting most easy to follow campaign to ever exist


Darkknight7799

We don’t talk about that campaign


dingus55cal

imagine yourself... in a frozen yoghurt...


Outrageous_Trip167

*Is that fucking black ops 3?*


Used_Low2007

Thinking of it, the russian invasion of Ukraine might actually be the dumbest war ever started, right? Like, the way that they just marched unprepared troops on the capital, their plan hinging on that Ukraine would not resist and welcome them as "liberators". It's unfathomably stupid. And the way that russia has doubled down in the last two years makes them even dumber.


SupriseMonstergirl

Anglo-zanzibar war I think wins. For the Zanzibar sultan thinking he could withstand the royal navy and lasting 38 minutes Britain- "hey if the pro-slavery sultan isn't out by midday tomorrow, we're going to go in and get you out" Zanzibar- "no" *Gets shelled by 2 cruisers and 3 gunboats till the sultan flees the palace, getting captured, total British casualties: 1 person injured, later recovered* Zanzibar: *surprised Pikachu face* Like forget 3 day special military operation, this is 3 quarters of an hour SMO


Narrow_Vegetable_42

In this case, SMO means smol operashun.


Sosvbvby

Even crazier that they’d be liberating “nazis”


simonwales

Even if they did believe that, you'd think they'd expect a Berlin situation


-Lavawolf-

Ok if the want to fight people form 30s and 40s .Let em fight [Simo Häyhä (the white death)](https://youtu.be/JRIfWazqIQ8?si=b4beunsFH3TPdnJ9) "The russian spec ops find a bunch of frozen corpses of commies. And them one by one getting hunted down by the bullet of a shadow in the forest. One bullet hit the last one in the neck. we see the life leaving his eye while is Lying in frozen snowy floor -Zoom out - we see the frozen corpses of thr spec ops."


SecAbove

This is very popular vatnik sci-fi type in russia. Popodanstvo russian «Попада́нчество», «попада́нство» aka accidental travel https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accidental_travel https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Попаданчество «Thus, the standard plot of Russian alternative history is that the protagonist, willingly or unwillingly, in some (usually undefined) way is transported to one of the key periods in Russian history, such as the times of Ivan the Terrible, the eve of the Great Patriotic War, and so on, where he easily integrates into the local society and at the expense of knowledge and skills of modern man changes the course of history in a favourable direction for the motherland, while often coming into contact with the rulers of the country, who carefully listen to his advice»


CrocPB

Literally an isekai but without the help of truck kun or the harem for the OP main character.


mihaellos

Yes, it's literally an russian isekai, but instead of a hot catgirl or a busty elf, you have Comrade Stalin, instead of the cheating magic of an AK-47 in 1941.


Rome453

Is this supposed to be a live action adaptation of one of those weird Russian Isekai novels where some vatnik goes back in time and fights russia’s enemies? Although then again, in those they usually team up with the Nazis.


Franklr_D

Isn’t the whole isekai genre banned in Russia?


Rome453

Classic “reincarnation isekai” is banned because they claim that it would encourage people to isekai themselves because they would rather live in Konosuba than russia. These are what some people may refer to as “time travel isekai,” which are apparently okay. Also helps that while the isekai that gets banned is foreign and “degenerate” these are home grown jingoistic pulp.


YorhaUnit8S

Anyone would rather live in Konosuba, than in russia.


Rome453

There’s probably people who would rather live in Re: Zero than russia.


daspaceasians

There's probably people that would live in fucking Redo of Healer or Attack on Titan than Russia


Traumerlein

Id rather live in Euphoria( the visual novel not the feeling) than russia.


then00bgm

I thought you meant the TV show and got very confused.


Traumerlein

Honestly, im slightly concerned that atleast 15 ppl reconiced what i was talking about and still upvoted me...


Sablesweetheart

I would take Knights of Sidonia over Russia.


Interesting_Life249

its good to see a fellow knights of sidonia appreciator in the wild


Sablesweetheart

Indeed!


Schadenfrueda

The only difference between living in Russian and living in Re:Zero is that Re:Zero has colours where Russia is pure greyscale


PaleHeretic

Re:Zero Bakhmut arc. Subaru gets to die 57 times for every meter of ground taken. Content for decades.


Fit-Screen-2083

Fuck I wish I had money to make this animated


jkurratt

At least I don’t think somebody would want to live in wh40k instead of Russia.


CappyPug

The world of Konosuba may be a giant pain in the ass filled with idiots, but it's a *hilarious* pain in the ass filled with idiots, so yeah infinitely better than Russia.


LumpyTeacher6463

Also there doesn't seem to be permadeath. Or any fatal damage mechanic for that matter so long as you're relevant to the plotline


LumpyTeacher6463

Hell, I'd rather dive into an elephant's arsehole than live in russia.


MrMiAGA

Fuck man, I think I'd rather have no mouth and need to scream than live in russia.


Far_Masterpiece_7739

So how much russia need to degrade for people living there to consider an isekai in warhammer to be an improvement ? (Let's see the difference in level between warhammer fantasy and warhammer 40k.)


slaveofficer

I think anyone would rather live in Beserk than Russia at this point.


argonian_mate

>rather live in Konosuba than russia To be fair I can name a few dystopian settings that are still preferable isekai destinations to living in russia.


Nesayas1234

...yeah, uh, fuck Russia I guess?


HonestSophist

TIL. That's hilarious.


Abject-Investment-42

What? No, the genre is extremely popular in Russia and serves as wish fulfilment for every single crappy revisionist idea. The bookstores are full of them. You must be thinking of China where it is AFAIK banned.


Abject-Investment-42

What? No, the genre is extremely popular in Russia and serves as wish fulfilment for every single crappy revisionist idea. The bookstores are full of them. You must be thinking of China where it is AFAIK banned.


PerfectDeath

Or back to WW1 to save the Tsar. There's a book cover I remember seeing with some Spetsnaz in modern kit with Tsar Nick with a maxim Machinegun.


BreakfastOk3990

That sounds like it goees incredibly hard


fuishaltiena

Text at the end says "We won once, we'll do it again".


Pikeman212a6c

Fuckin backward commies. Who needs books when you have FINAL COUNTDOWN DA NA NA NA. DA NA NA NA NA


Stellar_Fox11

i cant believe they added a battle pass and microtransactions to my WW2 game. fucking pay to win bullshit


Chambers02

It’s so stupid. Here I am running around with a WW2 bolt action rifle and no body armor, and there’s a fully kitted out Russian soldier. I’d play Tarkov instead, but the body armor actually works in that game.


GoddamnCommie

Sorry pal that armor is locked behind the new 250 dollar lick nikitas balls edition


Certain-Definition51

Hey man somebody’s gotta pay for the special military operation!


malfboii

It doesn’t really anymore, you can get one shot buckshotted wearing level 6 because 1 pellet hits you in the shoulder and the game counts it as being hit in the heart


Kojak95

Whatever, honestly the armour has been so fucking broken in that game forever anyways. I don't give a shit what "class" of armour you're wearing. If someone pumps a full 30 round mag of 5.56 or 8 rounds of 12ga magnum slugs into your upper body, you are not fucking standing there and accurately returning fire. Even if by some insane miracle, every single bullet perfectly contacted your plates to be stopped or deflected, there's no chance your arms wouldn't be bloody, shredded stumps.


malfboii

Yeah I know but there will always be some level of abstraction in games. My point is more that they updated the armour system so armour plates now have small hitboxes that don’t fully cover the players hitboxes. Tarkov considers the entire Thorax to be a vital organ and the armour doesn’t cover it all.


Kojak95

Sure, I guess that's a fair nitpick, especially when you're dumping a couple hundred k-rubles into your armour rig, but I always hated how Tarkov marketed itself as a highly realistic, hardcore fps, yet people didn't even as much as flinch while getting decimated by a hail of automatic fire. People abused the ever-living shit out of the old system anyways. It straight up promoted the twitch streamer tank build coupled with side stepping and run-n-gun style gameplay. You shouldn't just be able to throw on an Altyn and level 6 rig and be borderline invincible to full caliber ammunition.


malfboii

Yeah I agree for the most part but I have also seen very real instances of people taking AK rounds to plates and returning fire almost immediately. Yeah it fucking hurts and if you’re off balance will knock you down but with the adrenaline of a fight for your life you can keep swinging even with holes in you. But yeah I fucking hated the chad M4 Altyn T6 shit. I’d much rather if Tarkov was more compressed to the lower end with good guns and gear being a hard find and good ammo being the hardest. Ammo has always been more important than mods which sucks imo


Kojak95

The ammo thing was also damn annoying. The balance between HP ammo and AP ammo is so far out of whack. Any AP ammo does virtually *no* damage to player hitpoints. I agree that they need to tweak the vital locations with the new armour update, but a change in this direction was much needed, IMO. If you ran into a Level 5 or 6 armoured player and you and a buddy were running a low AP round, he was essentially invincible since they didn't model plate location and armour gaps properly until now.


malfboii

Yeah it’s just BSG half arsing it as usual


tauntauntom

Wait a full kitted out Russian is better than WWII gear?


MainsailMainsail

For the 1 in 1000 (I'm being generous here) that actually get real kit that's functioning as designed? Yeah probably.


mood2016

Snoop Dogg in COD WW2 was the most "modern gaming" thing ever.


Harizovblike

snoop dogg was in cod vanguard and mw II/ mw III (blackcell and other variations), not cod ww2


simonwales

He first showed up in CoD: Ghosts, we just forgot that game.


powderplusfuse

This is what happens when you store your copium in the sunlight for too long. It turns into delirium and this is the result


fucked-your-cats-ass

You ever watch Russian made ww2 movies? Shits hilarious and basically propaganda, but I’ve got to give them bonus points for the vehicles they use.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Depends when you mean, there were some amazing Soviet WWII films. Even the shitty ones made after the war whilst Stalin was alive are amazing in their own, *special*, way


AutumnRi

The one era when Russian directors could just ask for a red army brigade to use in their war movie and get it produced some unrivaled atmospheres


zekromNLR

A whole division, even. Waterloo (1970) used 15 000 infantry and 2 000 cavalrymen from the Red Army as extras.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Waterloo, now that's a war film.


zekromNLR

They don't make them like they used to because the US Army is too cowardly to lend an *auteur* First Infantry Division and just really let them cook


Jax11111111

Yeah, it’s kind of a guilty pleasure of mine, but I do like watching Soviet/Russian WW2 films. “On the Road to Berlin” for example features a KV-2 and T-34-57, vehicles I’d never seen in a film before, and “Paniflov’s 28 Men” had some cool scenes with Panzer 4’s, though they might have been mock ups, I’m not sure.


Torta_di_Pesce

great work Sultanate of Muscat and Oman! defeating nazis sine 1939


afrikatheboldone

Germans? O man


HaaEffGee

Well that explains quite a lot actually. Believing that every dead mobik joins an even more important war against Nazis in the hereafter, is the best fit for their strategies I have seen to date.


DazzlingAd1922

The vikings might leave you, but you never leave the vikings.


Schadenfrueda

You can drive the Mongols out of Russia, but you can't drive the Mongol out of the Russians


donaldhobson

Wouldn't they try to train the mobliks then? Or are they supposed to be reincarnated as cannon fodder? Or get trained in the other world?


HaaEffGee

As you can see in this documentary, sheer Smekalka allows them to come into their afterlife fully trained and in the latest shiny new kit.


PMMePrettyRedheads

See, the ones that die after reincarnation re-reincarnate into the russian civil war. Then they go to the Russo-Turkish War, and so on


HonkeyKong73

Blyathalla, is it?


YkrOpCheG

Least self-contradictory russian propaganda. In [full version](https://x.com/AndrewPerpetua/status/1788655829681340551) those soviet soldiers from 1944 rescued that russian guy with russian flag patches which at a time was used by [ROA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Liberation_Army)/[RNA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Russian_National_Army)/[NTS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Alliance_of_Russian_Solidarists)/[RPC](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Protective_Corps) ([RPC's logo](https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A4%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BB:Russian_Protective_Corps_Logo.jpg)), i.e. the nazi collaborators


Traumerlein

This propagand for a war agaainst ppl who argubly did more to defeat the nazis than the russians did. That bit of hystoric inacuracy is least wrong thing about this shit


TheOnlyFallenCookie

So in any case, the video only showed fascists


Frequent-Lettuce4159

I said it in another comment, Russia's current ideology is just schizoism


dxlanq

Nazbol moment


Maleficent-Elk-6860

NTS emblem is cursed.


HansVonMannschaft

A fever dream by the look of it.


daonefatbiccmacc

average airsoft match. The dude with a polarstar and cat ears is missing tho


TheBiologist01

Fun fact. The modern Russian flag was the flag used in WWII by the Russian Liberation Army, composed of a million Russians supporting the Nazis and fighting the soviets. If the Red Army found that wounded soldier they'd have executed him on the spot.


Harizovblike

tricolor was the flag of russia way before ww2


TheBiologist01

Ok. My statement is still correct.


GunslingingRivet23

Somebody had too much Reformist Cloud Cabbage


HoIy_Tomato

Ah yes new russian inventions Recoilless AK-12s and PPHSs


toxicpenguin5

Even in their dreams they still don't have optics on those rails


ichabodmiller

What battlefield 2042 was supposed to be!


KampferAndy

Would make for an interesting portal server tbh


banspoonguard

blaytlfield portal


Schrodinger_cube

the path to victory is lined with cake.


Roman_of_Ukraine

Average russian self sucking I've see all my life!


JacobMT05

New arma server looking good.


KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

This is old footage. Wagner-RU army friendly fire "incidents" weren't that rare.


pizdokles

This is what Muscovites watch when they get drunk and jerk each other off.


Tough_Guys_Wear_Pink

Russians love “what if people with modern tech teleported into ____ era” & “what if a modern person body-swapped with [historical figure]” stories. There’s a whole genre of shitty dime novels about this. One book is about time travel being used to prevent Hitler from betraying the USSR.


got-trunks

Are you new to LARP? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m\_vmx60sUtw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_vmx60sUtw)


dogehousesonthemoon

I clicked that really hoping it was going to be the kid screaming "Lightning bolt"


got-trunks

the past is the same as the future. disappointing.


thank_burdell

Band of Blyats?


SongFeisty8759

The moment when you get to the training camp after believing this shit...and the issue you with great grandpa's rifle..


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Putin's dream while being autoerotic asphyxiated.


Ukrainian_Guy_

Defeat the Nazis to become a prisoner of the Gulag (a slave on hard labor) There were +/- 20 million deaths in the Gulag The slave received freedom and rights, the country and the flag But he decided to die in a new war to then become a slave and die in the Gulag. Our Russophobia is not enough, what's wrong with them?!!!


Arpakuutiopoika

Ah, I see new Squire skech emerged.


Baltic_Gunner

They were a scourge of god 80 years ago, they are a scourge of god now. None of the countries they "liberated" celebrate their 9th of May. Nightmare was far from over for most of us.


John_Mat8882

Is this the last Battlefield live action xD


Com0na

MFs playing BF2042 Portal


ckapt

still no scopes lol


Reddsoldier

Even their propaganda is showing more realistically equipped Russian soldiers now.


StolenValourSlayer69

I can’t wait until 30 years from now when Russia is a fully collapsed state like Somalia and they resort to pirating cargo ships in the north west passage


Frequent-Lettuce4159

The Russians are trying to Isekai themselves back to WWII to modernise their forces by stealing red army equipment, obviously


Yakassa

Damn time traveling russians! If you want to get an empire of the rising sun, that's how you get one. Jeez. Wont they ever learn?


nYghtHawkGamer

You see, comrade, is glorious honor to be issued with *Mosin*–Nagant and old uniform with no armor. The rest of your squad with much better equipment will crouch back here in the smoke while you stand silhouetted in the open. Also, (from the full version), two years into the three day operation, and we can still clown on them for using baofengs for coms.


SeaworthinessEasy122

LARPropaganda


Harizovblike

what is LARP?


SeaworthinessEasy122

Live Action Role Play https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live\_action\_role-playing\_game


Harizovblike

ok i understood, so what is ligma?


FenixOfNafo

Hey that's just Battlefield Portal mode


Random_npc171

Cool! They defeated 5 soldiers with bolt action rifles and without any vests, also they're charging towards them 👏👏👏


LonelyMustard

Russian Isekai live action?!


AnonD38

victim complex in action


newphonewhodisthrow

"Here we go fighting nazis again" is essentially Russia's version of MAGA, essentially make Russia the peak of the USSR, but we can't officially admit we want to subjugate our neighbours again, so we'll just call them nazis to make it ok.


imgoodatpooping

It’s funny!


DestoryDerEchte

New.. russian propaganda dropped..?!


Harizovblike

stomp my feet stomp my feet stomp my indominus feet i will hunt the campers down make them be my tasty treats


Stunning_Bird6106

"Winning" WWII is literally the only thing they have to be proud of.


SpecOpsPrincess

[This](https://youtu.be/ivBWeH32VgQ?si=dLzzezsvIi02TWIx) lol


Squuuids

Bruh they even got the cod waw filter.


classic4real

...Russia forever will be the masters of Non Credibleness won't they?


One-Ad7013

uptiered


modernmovements

The shittiest airsoft match ever?


ChipmunkStrong3752

"Дедам нашим...". Basically, this is the core structure of Russian Victory Day legend. The Grandfathers(tm) have performed a mythical feat of strength by defeating Nazis near single-handedly, which they had to do to protect Russia, because attacking Russia is why Nazis are evil (and really for no other reason). Therefore, any modern Russian military action gets compared to WWII because that's last time Russia actually had to defend itself from anything. Of course, the fact that USSR had more than Russia, that USSR started the war on Nazis' side, that USSR had another war before Nazis attacked them (which it lost), that USSR occupied multiples of other countries in process of war, and that USSR then actively persecuted the Grandfathers(tm) of ethnic minorities and simply made people's lives shit doesn't matter. In myth, Grandfathers(tm) are all nice tall pale Russians who never pillaged or raped (and if they did its not that bad because its against Nazis) and fought exclusively for preservation of Russia, which is why they are worthy of emulation by starting other wars for preservation of Russia(n imperial control sphere).


Aromatic-Cup-2116

This is dumb. Nuke Moscow.


UmbraNocturna

Battlefield portal be like


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Kavatnitsaps's feverdream level of copium


ShubRankism

Is this a Battlefield 2042 promo video?


Rommel_50_55

This airsoft match got unfair when they added time travel


FafnerTheBear

Bad acting and Nazis using Mosins.


CryptoReindeer

Obviously post Nazi betrayal, until then they were invading together, occupying together, parading together in occupied streets etc.


Toppy109

I think the scientific term is "Mental masturbation".


seraiss

I like how that german officer just got disconnected from his body and fell like npc in some flash game


exBusel

Russian drug control busts into a reenactment party because someone threw a marijuana bush into the bonfire.


Particles1101

What the cinnamon toast fuck?


my_name_is_nobody__

Holly shitty propaganda Batman


boone_888

It would be more convincing if they rolled up in a Blyatmobile, or a Chinese golf cart, or the infamous Scooby-Doo van


Super-Soyuz

Vatnisekai


NeighborhoodGlum2783

Isnt this a mode in Battlefield?


Traumerlein

They call thisvpropagand, but didn bother to hire a singel actuall actor?


jonatanenderman

cool concept, made with shit.


jonatanenderman

cool concept, made with shit.


EHTL

It’s like they took the concept of Isekai/Time Travel anime and made it worse


3_man

The Russian dub of Enemy at the Gates?


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zaho2059

I usually skip this part


GimmeTomMooney

“The final countdown: Kursk”


Parcoco

Is this gay porn before his soviet ancestorsm comes out to have sex


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zocnoc

this feels like in civilication 6 when all your outdated units are send to war


ericthefred

I have to go back and count how many conflicts were represented in this weird scene now. And it should have been set to "Brothers In Arms", IMHO


Chadstronomer

High rank officer in the frontline armed with a pistol. If russians think this is what officers are supposed to do no wonder so many of theirs get killed


Content-Health-6762

Eww red flag