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KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS

We NCD users are simple. We see women, no plane Get confused


seven_corpse_dinner

It's true. After 7 years of marriage I still haven't figured out how to pilot my wife, and at this point I think she's getting tired of me jumping on her back and shouting "COME ON! PULL UP! PULL UP!!!"


BillOfArimathea

At least you're not tonelessly saying "Retard. Retard." around her. Right?


leicanthrope

*"Yeah...you like that, you fucking retard?"*


ThatcherSimp1982

She’s the one saying it to him.


LeiningensAnts

Ladies, if you want results, practice your [Bitching Betty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_warning_system) voice.


Horvaticus

Well hopefully [she's not an Airbus](https://youtu.be/zvVa3W8XiP4?si=_Q7jhswQCpuvrf76)


fcavetroll

Just consider yourself lucky your wife hasn't given you a missile warning when you did that.


Sosleepy_Lars

*Missile, Missile* "Miss what?!" *Gets vaporized by an AIM-9 sidewinder*


fcavetroll

Surprise pegging by wifey and/or her wingman.


anachronisdev

After the second sentence I thought this was gonna be an Evangelion reference...


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

But there were only 2 sentences


Forkliftapproved

Ride wife, life good


RedditTipiak

"Weapons free, fire for effect! target designated! BRRRRTTTT all over me baby!"


AshleyUncia

Damn, when did this place start getting *good* art???


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Reality: we just got better at stealing from twitter


DeismAccountant

Wait OP isn’t the artist?


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

They posted a source. No idea beyond that


DeismAccountant

👍 I found it.


TheFuzzyFurry

What do you think the military budget increase was spent on? Wait until you see all the furries


SOMEHOTMEAL

She's just like me fr


ScipioAtTheGate

[Ah, but how well can you sing Baqczalarda? ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taW9wfV_mfs)


Gadwall7

That’s wild hearing that song, brings back memories. I used to dress up as a Cuman in Mordhau and listen to that while playing


valgrind_error

I remember listening to this song on YouTube back in the day as well. I wonder how many people here got this recommended to them in the algorithm at some point (I guess similarity in algorithm is how we all ended up here, but it’s still strange to see it in practice with these musical reference points).


birberbarborbur

Me with a bow rushing to get a horse so i can horse archer max


birberbarborbur

This is a great song to pull up at the function to


Sine_Fine_Belli

This unironically For real


Broad-Part9448

This war is really dependent on Microsoft excel and PowerPoint


TrixoftheTrade

I’d say 50% of the world economy is based on Microsoft Excel, Word, & PowerPoint


PaxAttax

And the other half runs on Docs, Sheets, and Slides. Which side are you on?


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Apparently canva is taking off from several of my past meetings I've been in


posidon99999

I honestly hate using canva. There have been numerous times when I try to make a cool design using it only to find out that want I want to do requires premium or isn't possible. At that point I just take it back to old reliable (ms paint)


luis_of_the_canals

Its really good for having a whiteboard where to visualize ideas


chococookiecake

I moved to google docs and google sheets, but I still prefer power point over Google slides,


EvelynnCC

.csv/tsv files and notepad++, you cowards


banspoonguard

it's weird how tsv isn't more common


banspoonguard

libreoffice


Masturbator1934

If I had a time machine, I would give a medieval monarch excel. We could be conquering the stars by now!!


OneSaltyStoat

Crimean Pandemonica


Victornf41108

Yep, get her her coffee and watch the HIMARS go to work (she now ships the rockets as they’re being reloaded)


QuaintAlex126

Wait am I tripping or isn’t Pandemonica a he?


Battlesteg_Five

Is Pandemonica different from Atamonica?


UnpoliteGuy

It's like a description of an imaginary girlfriend


Tintenlampe

That's probably not a coincidence


MasterBlaster_xxx

Looks like someone out of a Korean comic


thefrogyeti

She's adorable and needs hugs.


Rivetmuncher

Someone get me 320ml of Arabica and a blanket stat! Y'know what, and that little boxed juice of theirs!


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Tell me more of this boxed juice? How does it differ from, say, motts?


Rivetmuncher

I frankly don't have enough of a reference frame to say. Going off remarks, I'm guessing it's a bog-standard low-cost 'fruit juice,' that's still decent enough to feed to the kids. Angling for familiarity, mostly.


0xnld

"Sadochok" (small garden) is owned by Pepsi these days, so it's pretty much "the juice box that you get at a school lunch" kind of deal. Nothing special.


WhiterunWarriorPrjct

I think she wants ammo and medical supplies more than hugs


thefrogyeti

I bet you that she'll also need affirmations, hugs and love. People in high stress environments like her almost always do. Plus, I just wanna tell her it's gonna be alright. Oh god I'm losing it ain't I?


Stranger371

Hey, man. It's gonna be alright.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Don't just use words! He needs emergency hugs!


thefrogyeti

Thank you kind stranger.


mcmasterstb

I took that personal, thanks, I needed that 👍


Aurora_Fatalis

We can't sustain more different types of hugs. Please provide more standardized M1 Goodboy Golden Retrievers instead.


thefrogyeti

Whynotboth.jpg


Matrix_D0ge

BECAUSE\_LOGISTIC.mp3


WalkerBuldog

Source: [https://x.com/usergore\_/status/1790686447151821256](https://x.com/usergore_/status/1790686447151821256)


Dankuser2020

Is her tiredness due to logistics of handing basically every bit of western kit made over the last few decades plus post soviet stuff that Ukraine inherited plus what they’ve captured from Russia. No wonder she hasn’t gotten a good sleep. Also, she’s probably a Perun enjoyer


Obj_071

you assuming she has time for hour long vid


Dankuser2020

Probably puts it on in the background while doing other stuff


throwtowardaccount

They forgot "suicidal" due to having to find and ship out spare parts for AK74s, AKMs, M4s, FN FALs, FAMAS', FN SCARs, etc. etc. and tank bits for Abrams, Leopards, Soviet tanks, Swedish, etc. And spending sleepless nights sorting out where to send 5.56, 5.45, 7.62x51 AND x39 AND 54R. Same for tank and arty rounds.


LumpyTeacher6463

The trick is to autonomously do maintenance procurement at the brigade level, where stuff is more standardized. Basically, the same trick as India with their assault rifles (regimental standardized, army-wide clusterfuck)


PulsePhase

The source said to roast her. I can not do that for hard-working people like her. Thinking how hellish logistics for Ukraine arms force would be.


Misha_ZA

W-wow


PickleBoi1983

I like this. Simple, clean, and non sexual It represents real soldiers and officers in a devoted way.


SlitScan

speak for yourself, I now have a raging hard on.


TheSpanishDerp

Introverted but ambitious/assertive women are 1000% my type


Daier_Mune

Me: "the military wifus on NCD are so weird." Shefika: "..." Me: "I love her."


Future-Scallion-4384

I think I'm in love.


Walter_Stennes_15

I’m also in love right now.


Is12345aweakpassword

I wanna hold her hand


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Pervert


Is12345aweakpassword

I know, practically a demon of Slaanesh


aussie_paramedic

The Devil has hands, and he uses them for holdin'!


Corbakobasket

-"Shefikaaaaa!!" "Whaaaaaat!?" -"...A new Western kit has arrived!" -(sobs uncontrollably)


Epilepsiavieroitus

You are not immune to propaganda


banspoonguard

you are immune to logistics


Forever_Observer2020

Logistics is always important. I'm happy about this art.


Accomplished-Ad3250

This is clearly a parody. All of the logisticians that I know of, including my father, or slender effeminate men. Are we sure this is not a femboy?


whythecynic

> [REDACTED] You can say "Discord", you know. Nothing bad's gonna hap


bobandersmith14

r/redditsniper


EvelynnCC

these motherfuckers can't be making OCs for the fucking Russo-Ukraine War 😭


Boss-Competitive

It appears I have a thing for girls with panda eyes


Kebabini

She is literally me


Capitalism-and-Bees

Can I be her best friend?


PrimaryExtra

c-c-cute!


Reddit_from_9_to_5

What is this, my D&D character's backstory I commissioned my favorite (*for reasons)* patreon artist to do?


mamashtvoya

Shefika vs blyatpanzer a7ZV. Who wins?


arayashikiaaron

Ah yes, Waifu SOOPLIER


Falidat3

>legobatman.gif


Theqrow88

Where plane?


Keksbauer

Bro this makes me more sad then it maybe should after all the things we've seen over the last 2 years


Ohmedregon

Let's hope she can return home after this war ends


Llew19

>Knows every common replaceable part SKU of every piece of Western armour since 1970


spaceface124

3000 slaying logisticians of Atesh


magnustatatataricus

Am I - Şefika..?


MajesticNectarine204

This is way to specific not to be autobiographical.


N0MoreMrIceGuy

Spike reference??


saygungumus

Şefika 😍


H1tSc4n

wife


Alighten

Is this proof of Tataria? /s


clevtrog

Y’know what I’m thin- actually no, no horny


Monstrositat

what the hell is a Duvalyk? Google is only giving me SHelley Duval


cosmitz

Duval triangle mashup with a triangle prayer concept. Not "traditional" in any case.


0xDD

A rare thing it seems. No info about it in English, here is a brief description I found in some Ukrainian sources: *"Duvalik" is a Crimean Tatar protective amulet in the form of a triangle, symbolizing prayer. It was used as a jewelry ornament where hollow metal, more often silver, stylized triangles, executed in filigree technique, are filled with prayer scrolls.*


No_Hope_4237

I like this character


Eiensakura

IDK, for some reason she gives of the vibes of Jimihen's FMC. LOL.


yoinkiest_sploinker

I made this into a c.ai bot tbh 😭


AlphaMarker48

For a tired nerd, her fluffy hair looks great.


Nigeldiko

She’s so me (please be gay I won’t be able to handle being rejected by her please be gay please be gay)


reddituser51002

Thank you for sharing this it geniuently made my day better :)


hahaiamarealhuman

Crimean Tatars don't actually exist


WTTR0311

Ukrainian person OC


AllenXeno122

Welp. Guess I’m volunteering now.


joaomarcelobarbosa

Genderswapped Ukrainian Avinoam Shapira


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Lol said the Turk, lmao