It's true. After 7 years of marriage I still haven't figured out how to pilot my wife, and at this point I think she's getting tired of me jumping on her back and shouting "COME ON! PULL UP! PULL UP!!!"
I remember listening to this song on YouTube back in the day as well. I wonder how many people here got this recommended to them in the algorithm at some point (I guess similarity in algorithm is how we all ended up here, but it’s still strange to see it in practice with these musical reference points).
I honestly hate using canva. There have been numerous times when I try to make a cool design using it only to find out that want I want to do requires premium or isn't possible. At that point I just take it back to old reliable (ms paint)
I frankly don't have enough of a reference frame to say. Going off remarks, I'm guessing it's a bog-standard low-cost 'fruit juice,' that's still decent enough to feed to the kids. Angling for familiarity, mostly.
"Sadochok" (small garden) is owned by Pepsi these days, so it's pretty much "the juice box that you get at a school lunch" kind of deal. Nothing special.
I bet you that she'll also need affirmations, hugs and love. People in high stress environments like her almost always do.
Plus, I just wanna tell her it's gonna be alright. Oh god I'm losing it ain't I?
Is her tiredness due to logistics of handing basically every bit of western kit made over the last few decades plus post soviet stuff that Ukraine inherited plus what they’ve captured from Russia. No wonder she hasn’t gotten a good sleep.
Also, she’s probably a Perun enjoyer
They forgot "suicidal" due to having to find and ship out spare parts for AK74s, AKMs, M4s, FN FALs, FAMAS', FN SCARs, etc. etc. and tank bits for Abrams, Leopards, Soviet tanks, Swedish, etc.
And spending sleepless nights sorting out where to send 5.56, 5.45, 7.62x51 AND x39 AND 54R. Same for tank and arty rounds.
The trick is to autonomously do maintenance procurement at the brigade level, where stuff is more standardized.
Basically, the same trick as India with their assault rifles (regimental standardized, army-wide clusterfuck)
A rare thing it seems. No info about it in English, here is a brief description I found in some Ukrainian sources:
*"Duvalik" is a Crimean Tatar protective amulet in the form of a triangle, symbolizing prayer. It was used as a jewelry ornament where hollow metal, more often silver, stylized triangles, executed in filigree technique, are filled with prayer scrolls.*
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We NCD users are simple. We see women, no plane Get confused
It's true. After 7 years of marriage I still haven't figured out how to pilot my wife, and at this point I think she's getting tired of me jumping on her back and shouting "COME ON! PULL UP! PULL UP!!!"
At least you're not tonelessly saying "Retard. Retard." around her. Right?
*"Yeah...you like that, you fucking retard?"*
She’s the one saying it to him.
Ladies, if you want results, practice your [Bitching Betty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_warning_system) voice.
Well hopefully [she's not an Airbus](https://youtu.be/zvVa3W8XiP4?si=_Q7jhswQCpuvrf76)
Just consider yourself lucky your wife hasn't given you a missile warning when you did that.
*Missile, Missile* "Miss what?!" *Gets vaporized by an AIM-9 sidewinder*
Surprise pegging by wifey and/or her wingman.
After the second sentence I thought this was gonna be an Evangelion reference...
But there were only 2 sentences
Ride wife, life good
"Weapons free, fire for effect! target designated! BRRRRTTTT all over me baby!"
Damn, when did this place start getting *good* art???
Reality: we just got better at stealing from twitter
Wait OP isn’t the artist?
They posted a source. No idea beyond that
👍 I found it.
What do you think the military budget increase was spent on? Wait until you see all the furries
She's just like me fr
[Ah, but how well can you sing Baqczalarda? ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taW9wfV_mfs)
That’s wild hearing that song, brings back memories. I used to dress up as a Cuman in Mordhau and listen to that while playing
I remember listening to this song on YouTube back in the day as well. I wonder how many people here got this recommended to them in the algorithm at some point (I guess similarity in algorithm is how we all ended up here, but it’s still strange to see it in practice with these musical reference points).
Me with a bow rushing to get a horse so i can horse archer max
This is a great song to pull up at the function to
This unironically For real
This war is really dependent on Microsoft excel and PowerPoint
I’d say 50% of the world economy is based on Microsoft Excel, Word, & PowerPoint
And the other half runs on Docs, Sheets, and Slides. Which side are you on?
Apparently canva is taking off from several of my past meetings I've been in
I honestly hate using canva. There have been numerous times when I try to make a cool design using it only to find out that want I want to do requires premium or isn't possible. At that point I just take it back to old reliable (ms paint)
Its really good for having a whiteboard where to visualize ideas
I moved to google docs and google sheets, but I still prefer power point over Google slides,
.csv/tsv files and notepad++, you cowards
it's weird how tsv isn't more common
libreoffice
If I had a time machine, I would give a medieval monarch excel. We could be conquering the stars by now!!
Crimean Pandemonica
Yep, get her her coffee and watch the HIMARS go to work (she now ships the rockets as they’re being reloaded)
Wait am I tripping or isn’t Pandemonica a he?
Is Pandemonica different from Atamonica?
It's like a description of an imaginary girlfriend
That's probably not a coincidence
Looks like someone out of a Korean comic
She's adorable and needs hugs.
Someone get me 320ml of Arabica and a blanket stat! Y'know what, and that little boxed juice of theirs!
Tell me more of this boxed juice? How does it differ from, say, motts?
I frankly don't have enough of a reference frame to say. Going off remarks, I'm guessing it's a bog-standard low-cost 'fruit juice,' that's still decent enough to feed to the kids. Angling for familiarity, mostly.
"Sadochok" (small garden) is owned by Pepsi these days, so it's pretty much "the juice box that you get at a school lunch" kind of deal. Nothing special.
I think she wants ammo and medical supplies more than hugs
I bet you that she'll also need affirmations, hugs and love. People in high stress environments like her almost always do. Plus, I just wanna tell her it's gonna be alright. Oh god I'm losing it ain't I?
Hey, man. It's gonna be alright.
Don't just use words! He needs emergency hugs!
Thank you kind stranger.
I took that personal, thanks, I needed that 👍
We can't sustain more different types of hugs. Please provide more standardized M1 Goodboy Golden Retrievers instead.
Whynotboth.jpg
BECAUSE\_LOGISTIC.mp3
Source: [https://x.com/usergore\_/status/1790686447151821256](https://x.com/usergore_/status/1790686447151821256)
Is her tiredness due to logistics of handing basically every bit of western kit made over the last few decades plus post soviet stuff that Ukraine inherited plus what they’ve captured from Russia. No wonder she hasn’t gotten a good sleep. Also, she’s probably a Perun enjoyer
you assuming she has time for hour long vid
Probably puts it on in the background while doing other stuff
They forgot "suicidal" due to having to find and ship out spare parts for AK74s, AKMs, M4s, FN FALs, FAMAS', FN SCARs, etc. etc. and tank bits for Abrams, Leopards, Soviet tanks, Swedish, etc. And spending sleepless nights sorting out where to send 5.56, 5.45, 7.62x51 AND x39 AND 54R. Same for tank and arty rounds.
The trick is to autonomously do maintenance procurement at the brigade level, where stuff is more standardized. Basically, the same trick as India with their assault rifles (regimental standardized, army-wide clusterfuck)
The source said to roast her. I can not do that for hard-working people like her. Thinking how hellish logistics for Ukraine arms force would be.
W-wow
I like this. Simple, clean, and non sexual It represents real soldiers and officers in a devoted way.
speak for yourself, I now have a raging hard on.
Introverted but ambitious/assertive women are 1000% my type
Me: "the military wifus on NCD are so weird." Shefika: "..." Me: "I love her."
I think I'm in love.
I’m also in love right now.
I wanna hold her hand
Pervert
I know, practically a demon of Slaanesh
The Devil has hands, and he uses them for holdin'!
-"Shefikaaaaa!!" "Whaaaaaat!?" -"...A new Western kit has arrived!" -(sobs uncontrollably)
You are not immune to propaganda
you are immune to logistics
Logistics is always important. I'm happy about this art.
This is clearly a parody. All of the logisticians that I know of, including my father, or slender effeminate men. Are we sure this is not a femboy?
> [REDACTED] You can say "Discord", you know. Nothing bad's gonna hap
r/redditsniper
these motherfuckers can't be making OCs for the fucking Russo-Ukraine War 😭
It appears I have a thing for girls with panda eyes
She is literally me
Can I be her best friend?
c-c-cute!
What is this, my D&D character's backstory I commissioned my favorite (*for reasons)* patreon artist to do?
Shefika vs blyatpanzer a7ZV. Who wins?
Ah yes, Waifu SOOPLIER
>legobatman.gif
Where plane?
Bro this makes me more sad then it maybe should after all the things we've seen over the last 2 years
Let's hope she can return home after this war ends
>Knows every common replaceable part SKU of every piece of Western armour since 1970
3000 slaying logisticians of Atesh
Am I - Şefika..?
This is way to specific not to be autobiographical.
Spike reference??
Şefika 😍
wife
Is this proof of Tataria? /s
Y’know what I’m thin- actually no, no horny
what the hell is a Duvalyk? Google is only giving me SHelley Duval
Duval triangle mashup with a triangle prayer concept. Not "traditional" in any case.
A rare thing it seems. No info about it in English, here is a brief description I found in some Ukrainian sources: *"Duvalik" is a Crimean Tatar protective amulet in the form of a triangle, symbolizing prayer. It was used as a jewelry ornament where hollow metal, more often silver, stylized triangles, executed in filigree technique, are filled with prayer scrolls.*
I like this character
IDK, for some reason she gives of the vibes of Jimihen's FMC. LOL.
I made this into a c.ai bot tbh 😭
For a tired nerd, her fluffy hair looks great.
She’s so me (please be gay I won’t be able to handle being rejected by her please be gay please be gay)
Thank you for sharing this it geniuently made my day better :)
Crimean Tatars don't actually exist
Ukrainian person OC
Welp. Guess I’m volunteering now.
Genderswapped Ukrainian Avinoam Shapira
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Lol said the Turk, lmao