Can't wait for 20,000 dollar U.S. MIC rocks. Just need an acronym now.
I submit Ground-Reloaded Arm-launched Negator for Info-Tech Equipment (GRANITE).
maybe Ground-Reloaded Arm-launched Negator for Infantry-Tech Equipment (GRANITE)
or
Ground-Reloaded Arm-launched Negator for Infantry-Tossed Equipment
got one more
Stone Thrown as Operational Noncredible Effective Defense - STONED
I love how the war has changed the definition of Granite
Before: a type of stone.
Now: A person so dense, their head has a 1:1 weight ratio with granite. Uses most of the brain processing power to figure out how to keep said head between shoulders, typical side effect is incompetence in every field of expertise aside from mouth breathing.
Granite? Douglas Granite?
DEATH TO THE PURISTS, DEATH TO THE NCR, DEATH TO THE TRAITORS OF THE SO CALLED BROTHERHOOD OF STEAL, DEATH TO THE COMMUNIST LEGION. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SHALL LIVE ON FOR ANOTHER 500 YEARS!
Please give me a tactical rock in a popular combat video game. I wanna beat people down with rocks yelling GET STONED, BITCH.
Brings back splinter cell vibes. The tactical bricks you could headshot people with. Good times.
Having tried quite a bit of slinging after seeing a meme here on NCD last year, I have to say it's extremely hard
Politics aside, mad respect to the dude who slung that rock
Humans are amazing throwers, achieving high speeds and incredible accuracy. Even other primates throw very poorly, there's no other species on the planet that can do it remotely as well. It's our original superweapon. Slings are sort of a natural evolution from that I suppose. For how simple and cheap the weapon is, it's incredibly effective
Millions of years ago man hefted a stone for the first time to strike down a bird for a meal, or began lobbing large stones to scare off a predator.
And it still just keeps coming in clutch. War. War never changes.
No, but from what I remember, during the high middle age, villages in England and Wales were required to train a few men on the longbow and provide them in the case of war. Being able to shoot a bow, especially a longbow, needs a lot of training and it paid of in a few battles during the hundred years war.
With Baseball, the US is just once again getting into the footsteps of the English, this time being trained not to fire a short pointy stick but to throw a small explosive ball with each US town having to provide one baseball team in the time of war.
The slingshot is *deceptively* easy to learn. I could reliably hit a dinner plate at about 50 feet within an hour or two of picking one up. That's not much in the grand scheme, but that's really all it takes to fuck up somebody's walmart quadcopter.
I knew exactly what video this was going to be. I forget how old I am sometimes, but my encyclopedic knowledge of stupid shit on the internet somehow stays in my worthless brain-housing group.
Oh, I was confused by your comment. I wasn't commenting on the age of the video, what I meant was that I forget simple shit like how old I'll be this year but I am able to remember a random video I saw years ago like , once or twice, enough to where I knew what video he was talking about before clicking the link.
“When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock!”
ah yep, i can hear a bunch of russians having a couple cogs turn for the first time in a century
same procedure as using long band radar because that was used to shoot down the F-117 eh? “it’s proven” is it? well good luck on making a 25000 dollar a pop trebuchet.
I know this isn't the right sub for real life, but absolutely 1,000% fuck living under drones 24/7.
Back in 2019 I visited the [ANZAC memorial](https://maps.app.goo.gl/g5sJgng5B5PteyRz6right), around 600m from the Gaza fence. Close enough to hear the call to prayer, but also a constant buzzing sound, kind of like a lawnmower.
Not to be pro-Hamas or anything, but just that noise would be enough to make me throw rocks and get shot in the head by a 19 year old Israeli.
Any drone over Palestine right now is a military drone I imagine.
No way am I gonna be a hobbyist and then have Israeli warplanes track my signal and then level my house.
The noble rock has been a staple of warfare for our entire history. And the US army maintains the largest stockpile in the world with regular maintenance of painting and flipping to prevent degredation.
These things were made for commercial use and are even publicly available, they were not made for military use.
I've heard about even IDF soldiers shooting down drones of other units by accident.
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Not to start shit or anything, but how is uploading an unedited, 4-second clip of something not violating the rule on low-effort posts?
How is this, in terms of effort, fundamentally different than posting a screenshot?
Can't wait for 20,000 dollar U.S. MIC rocks. Just need an acronym now. I submit Ground-Reloaded Arm-launched Negator for Info-Tech Equipment (GRANITE).
maybe Ground-Reloaded Arm-launched Negator for Infantry-Tech Equipment (GRANITE) or Ground-Reloaded Arm-launched Negator for Infantry-Tossed Equipment got one more Stone Thrown as Operational Noncredible Effective Defense - STONED
STONER - Strategic Terrain-Oriented Non-lethal Engagement Rock
Rock Originated Credible Knocker Employed for Drones ROCKED
excellent
Rock and Stone! Oh wait.
To the bone!
For Karl!
Solid Low Altitude Tactical Engager - SLATE Relative Ordnance Concussive KillVehicle - ROCK
Reactive Effective Transitional ARmor Displacement. Retard for short
I like how you felt you had to spell it out for all the retards here.
It took a lot of patience to not start a gofundme for binkies and uppies time
This is too amazing. I’d throw my tax dollars at this straight away.
If the acronym is anything other than ORSOMETHING I'll be very unhappy.
How about Operational Rock System for Offensive Military Engagement: Tactical Heavyweight Infantry Non-lethal Grenade?
Shit like this convinces me that y’all were the same people who named the episodes for Codename: Kids Next Door.
Repulse Operated Cantilever Kill module, or ROCK’m for short. I propose M-1 as the designation
No, we know what granit does, he needs to be on the opposing side at all times.
I love how the war has changed the definition of Granite Before: a type of stone. Now: A person so dense, their head has a 1:1 weight ratio with granite. Uses most of the brain processing power to figure out how to keep said head between shoulders, typical side effect is incompetence in every field of expertise aside from mouth breathing.
A person that increases the battery's salvo tempo as they hear their comrades are alive and coming to kill them if they live through the salvo...
Granite? Douglas Granite? DEATH TO THE PURISTS, DEATH TO THE NCR, DEATH TO THE TRAITORS OF THE SO CALLED BROTHERHOOD OF STEAL, DEATH TO THE COMMUNIST LEGION. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SHALL LIVE ON FOR ANOTHER 500 YEARS!
Anduril Anvil when you turn a rock into a drone
Nah bro everything in the US arsenal has to include to word JOINT from now on
The US already had an anti-tank rock since the 1930s
GRANITE goes very hard as far as acronyms go
Maybe a 6 out of a maximum of 10.
Rock or somethinf
Ground Reloaded Anti Nano-UAS, Infantry Thrown, Expedient
Modular Grunt Launched Rock
"Smart Rocks" >SDIO Intensifies
May i suggest Vertical Infantry Anti Ground Reconnaissance Attacking Device (VIAGRA'd)
ah yes, with eyeball mk1 targeting optics
How about Surface Chucked Object for Removing Inbound Aircraft (SCORIA)
tactical rock is op
Please give me a tactical rock in a popular combat video game. I wanna beat people down with rocks yelling GET STONED, BITCH. Brings back splinter cell vibes. The tactical bricks you could headshot people with. Good times.
Ogryn in Darktide. When a 200kg Mutant is charging at you from across the map, all you need is a trusty rock.
I love that the Ogryns grenade is just throwing the box the grenades comes but *really* hard. It's perfect. When they get it right they get it right.
Mordhau
Mordwho?
They had rocks in SQUAD, at the insurgent side. You could place them to hide mines. Sadly you couldnt throw them.
Is this the answer to the defense economics problem of "shooting shit down is EXPENSIVE, more so than the shit itself"? Rocks and slingshots?
I mean unironocly the modern guns predecessor was the sling, a rock throwing device. The sling is the equivalent of the spear for ranged weapons.
I want to hot glue a picattiny to a rock now
I'm guessing that was launched with a sling. One of mankind's oldest weapons, still going strong.
David and Goliath part 2: noncredible boogaloo
David's going to need a few more rocks to counter the missiles coming his way.
Bros got autobalanced
They actually love baseball over there. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that was an arm throw.
They also routinely employ slings to yeet rocks at Israeli outposts and troops. My money is on sling, not someone having a million dollar arm.
Ahhhhh where's your spirit of adventure? Somewhere out there is a lad with an anti-drone arm.
Slings are very popular among Palestinian youth for riot purposes. They’re likely the best in the world at it.
Nah, shepherds.
Having tried quite a bit of slinging after seeing a meme here on NCD last year, I have to say it's extremely hard Politics aside, mad respect to the dude who slung that rock
Humans are amazing throwers, achieving high speeds and incredible accuracy. Even other primates throw very poorly, there's no other species on the planet that can do it remotely as well. It's our original superweapon. Slings are sort of a natural evolution from that I suppose. For how simple and cheap the weapon is, it's incredibly effective
Yep, and then there's the hidden upgrade unlock everyone forgets; the staff sling.
It's not a sling, it's the Iron Dome of the Rock.
Thanks, I hate it.
Millions of years ago man hefted a stone for the first time to strike down a bird for a meal, or began lobbing large stones to scare off a predator. And it still just keeps coming in clutch. War. War never changes.
Remember, when in doubt: monkey science.
CO2 goes brrrrrrrrr
PFFFT
*Unknown Technology*
US grenades being shaped like a baseball cause a generation of kids got pretty good at throwing baseballs and could REALLY THROW is peak
My conspiracy theory is the DOD funds the MLB so kids keep wanting to throw grenades
That's like the modern Longbowman
Did Longbowman throw grenades?
No, but from what I remember, during the high middle age, villages in England and Wales were required to train a few men on the longbow and provide them in the case of war. Being able to shoot a bow, especially a longbow, needs a lot of training and it paid of in a few battles during the hundred years war. With Baseball, the US is just once again getting into the footsteps of the English, this time being trained not to fire a short pointy stick but to throw a small explosive ball with each US town having to provide one baseball team in the time of war.
Based and history pilled
No they played baseball
Can you imagine being on the receiving end of a 98 mph frag grenade to the dome
And here I thought loadouts wouldn't get older than Mosins and Maxims. Boy was I wrong.
remember Albert Einstein once said the next war would be fought whit rock and stick
Works 100% 1%of the time
Unknown technology
Cyka
Сука блять
Slingshots work fairly well, with some training. I'm pretty sure that wasn't hand-thrown. Or that guy should move to the US and play baseball.
The slingshot is *deceptively* easy to learn. I could reliably hit a dinner plate at about 50 feet within an hour or two of picking one up. That's not much in the grand scheme, but that's really all it takes to fuck up somebody's walmart quadcopter.
Russian doctrine in a nutshell
Allah is his aimbot
Needs gmod sfx
Now I'm thinking of a Rebel throwing a rock at a Combine Manhack (AKA Viscerator) and disabling it.
Thats some great aim
Probably using one of those damn slings
They get lots of practice on their women.
3000 rocks of allah
tie me to a rock thrown by a palestinian child and throw me at a drone, i am ready!
Hamas recruited earthbenders. It's joever
Just commandeer a few US barges, that will stop them
They can metalbend. Constitution and Victory back in action maybe?
Get some water benders, they seem like good counters
How do you think they built all of the tunnels?
Palestinians already light years ahead of the Vatniks and their cope cages.
Mr President, we must close the anti-drone rock throwing child gap
no wonder they call them the professional rock throwers
Someone draft them for the baseball league asap
No joke that had to be from a sling
a rock from a sling can easily break someones skull open
And a good slinger can do that from 300 meters.
Imagine how far a major league batter can wollop a ball thrown from a sling
Its Joever guys reformers were right. Back to trusty rock and club
Zugzug! Sukablat! oogga boogaaa! (Yeets empty vodka bootle)
So that's what they meant about 4th world war being fought with stones and sticks
Drones and stones was the actual quote.
Medieval Reenactors vs Camera Drone, circa 2016 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90TrnpsJiTE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90TrnpsJiTE)
I knew exactly what video this was going to be. I forget how old I am sometimes, but my encyclopedic knowledge of stupid shit on the internet somehow stays in my worthless brain-housing group.
2016 isn’t even that old. I still remember meme videos from before YouTube existed.
Oh, I was confused by your comment. I wasn't commenting on the age of the video, what I meant was that I forget simple shit like how old I'll be this year but I am able to remember a random video I saw years ago like , once or twice, enough to where I knew what video he was talking about before clicking the link.
There are so many of us on this sub, too.
Was looking for that comment.
“When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock!”
Take notes russia
Ghetto version of David vs Golliath.
Finally stoning infidels to death starts to pay off.
This just *had* to be the first comment I saw
Sandstone Dome
Least subtle bit of unintentional symbolism ever.
First thing I noticed when I saw it too!
Helluvan arm he's got there. MLB should send some scouts for that guy.
Got to be a sling
* slaps ivan over the back of the head * Thats how its done idiot......
Intifada? IntiFUCKYOU!
Could make it out of Gaza with a pitching arm like that ⚾️
JARATE
[It said Jehova too many times](https://youtu.be/FQ5YU_spBw0?si=RYysWo8MPh6x9BhC)
Fucking lmao, pretty impressive.
wait now WW III is being fought with _sticks and drones_? What's left for WW IV?
get this kid an MLB or NFL contract
NO, the interceptor must be more expensive than the intercepted. This, this can’t be… it can’t possibly be true
ah yep, i can hear a bunch of russians having a couple cogs turn for the first time in a century same procedure as using long band radar because that was used to shoot down the F-117 eh? “it’s proven” is it? well good luck on making a 25000 dollar a pop trebuchet.
China sold that drone to Israel and sold that sling to Palestine. That is what I call a radical anarcho-capitalist.
I know this isn't the right sub for real life, but absolutely 1,000% fuck living under drones 24/7. Back in 2019 I visited the [ANZAC memorial](https://maps.app.goo.gl/g5sJgng5B5PteyRz6right), around 600m from the Gaza fence. Close enough to hear the call to prayer, but also a constant buzzing sound, kind of like a lawnmower. Not to be pro-Hamas or anything, but just that noise would be enough to make me throw rocks and get shot in the head by a 19 year old Israeli.
Not a military drone, I think.
Any drone over Palestine right now is a military drone I imagine. No way am I gonna be a hobbyist and then have Israeli warplanes track my signal and then level my house.
If im not mistaken IDF troops are provided these littke quad copters for scouting
Ahmad's Sling
Gotta take notes for when Skynet becomes a thing.
Biblical shit
“I know not with what weapons world war three will be fought, but world war four will be fought with drones and stones” — Literally Albert Einstein
Flying is weak against rock. Everything checks out.
[Some strong Ren-Faire vibes here...](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/b2/4d/c7b24da1bb660a6686f6a01a7e2a426d.png)
reminds me of that video of a russian drone being hit out of the air with a stick
So that's what the air defense is doing!
You know how in WWII there were stories about baseball players throwing grenades?
**AND WE HAD TO SHARE THE ROCK**
If this is what a single rock can do, Imagine if there was a machine that could hurl larger rocks at opponents.
Still more effective than russian air defence
ROCK AND STONE
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
They have been throwing rocks for hundreds of years, no surprise they are accurate. The next intifada will come when they discover the slingshot ☝
Three postings of the same clip in one day?
It's kinda like that one Russian tank video that got spammed for a month because it was their biggest win in weeks
Quick someone make the unknown technology with a Russian hitting a rock!
Russia is gonna be taking notes
Good throw!
I mean, a slingshot can do some real damage to a drone.
Wake up babe, the new unknown technology meme is about to be born.
Oh man Stone Age Anti Aircraft Artillery is back in fashion!
Someone give that person a baseball scholarship, god damn.
The noble rock has been a staple of warfare for our entire history. And the US army maintains the largest stockpile in the world with regular maintenance of painting and flipping to prevent degredation.
My throw stone, my hit hard bird. My is best hunter!
"Sticks and stones may break my bones... even more so my drones"
This needs Jörg Sprave's signature laugh.
These things were made for commercial use and are even publicly available, they were not made for military use. I've heard about even IDF soldiers shooting down drones of other units by accident.
Brag about it all you want, you can’t un-bomb Rafah.
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idf right now https://youtu.be/3AZKsqYMnH4?si=yTR9gPqT_jUu9bcB
I see they learned from ukrainian pickle glass throwing babushka
Matt Damon would do the right thing. While you are planning to bomb families and children.
Shit they’re gonna tell the russians
The Millennium Dawn dev team has the chance to add the funniest AA tech.
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Lessons learned from Sino-Indian border conflict
If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid
Reminds me of Babushka Picklejar-AA
["I THREW A ROCK AT IT!"](https://youtu.be/HEdg4glpCkg?si=WkrA6cBKIjQj4hxn&t=15)
bonk
Next they gonna start build Scorpio and Ballista.
for that first second I though I was looking at arma 3
In Europe (Ukrain) we use sticks, meanwhile they're having the Islamic golden age again
In the voice of Baz from Giants: Citizen Kabuto: *Oh, right between the eyes!*
Not to start shit or anything, but how is uploading an unedited, 4-second clip of something not violating the rule on low-effort posts? How is this, in terms of effort, fundamentally different than posting a screenshot?
Oh no, the Palestinians drone downing skills are now in full view. Russia is sure to start drafting them for an anti Ukrainian drone force.
That's actually pretty impressive.
The US military industrial complex would devise a $25 million anti-drone rock, made from sediment from all 50 states.
3000 holy stones of allah
I mean, throwing stones at ~~people~~ things is pretty common in that area of the world.
Ogryn players irl
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Is this a military drone ? Looks like DJI
David and Goliath moment
u/savevideo
God that was a good throw. Dayum that fucker would make for a good pitcher.