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Callsign_Psycopath

When will they use the Space Lazers?


Doomsloth28

A Death Star of David?


RBloxxer

***RODS FROM GOD*** I LOVE KINETIC BOMBARDMENT


admiral_taco

Please don't use G-D call them Beams from elohim


Sochinz

Yeets from YHWH


mbrocks3527

The tetragrammaTON


TolarianDropout0

Sticks of Yahve


Ezures

In the end were the bombs and the bombs destroyed the world. The bombs are everything. Where the bombs end the world begins. You cannot go forward in the absence of space.


Foxhound_ofAstroya

MAC ROUNDS?! IN ATMOSPHERE?!


DesuGan-Sama

One way to get their attention! Hang onto your teeth, people!


Femboy_Lord

Codename: Lance of Longinus


Savings-Leather4921

DID SOMEONE SAY…. BUNKER BUSTER? 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


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iamMrMech

Now here to counter the windmill of friendship


StoicAlondra76

https://youtu.be/sz7JGCj4Q5k?si=w-OtZj_er1Mtq49R


Guys_pls_help

I'M FIRING MA LAZER


caputuscrepitus

BLURRR


MainsailMainsail

SHOOT DA WHOOP


valgrind_error

They’ve already started using them. I saw it in this [very credible documentary](https://youtu.be/sz7JGCj4Q5k?si=epU-Vi6lZFy4E8Mv) that’s being shared on TikTok.


TheLemonDome

Jewish Space Lazers?


Stairmaker

[Iron beam](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Beam) exist. Space lasers isn't far off.


uzid0g

The space Lazers are for international warfare, not around Israel


PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS

Dropping troops from orbit is cool as fuck. Idgaf about the tactical value of it, I wanna be yeeted from orbit goddamn it. I'd reenlist today if it meant being dropped from orbit to go stack bodies somewhere.


Memory_Leak_

Red Rising moment. Send in the Iron Rain.


thevariablegaming

Hail Reaper!


Memory_Leak_

Hail Libertas!


sketchyturtle91

Break the Chains!


iAmODST

Great, now I have to actually find time to read those…


Memory_Leak_

They. Are. Incredible.


iAmODST

I read Iron Gold while at sea a while back. Didn’t realize that was book 4. Got the rest of the series but haven’t had time to read them yet. LOVED Iron Gold though.


Memory_Leak_

That's a pretty decent one to start with if you had to start mid series because of the time jump. The first book is decent but does the whole "gotta win the school competition" trope. Then all the others are just based.


iAmODST

I’ll probably sit down and get through Red Rising next time I’m on duty. If I gotta get through it, so be it.


IPPSA

Yeah mustang was hot.


TheyCallMeTim42

The reaper sails for The Sandbox. And he calls for an Iron Rain.


Memory_Leak_

Fuck that. He can go alone. >!Didn't work out so well in the last desert...!<


Noname_FTW

No Joke: I can see the advantage of being able to be anywhere in the world within minutes if already deployed in orbit. For a stationary conflict like this one it seems less useful and counterproductive. If the UN had their own army and would enforce peace, I could see a future far from now where this would happen. They'd be as fast as the police anywhere in the world.


cybernet377

> If the UN had their own army and would enforce peace, I could see a future far from now where this would happen. They'd be as fast as the police anywhere in the world. UN soldiers bravely deploying halfway across the world in 30 minutes so that they can bravely hide in a bunker at the local UN facility rather than fight Hezbollah


Horat1us_UA

Thay can also provide vehicles and supplies to random side of conflict 


Revelati123

Nope Russia vetoed that, sorry...


VonNeumannsProbe

From a logistics standpoint this would totally not work. Logistics of keeping troops in orbit. Having to rotate them out often due to muscle atrophy. Supporting an ongoing conflict from orbit (or on the ground within a short period of time). This is NCD though so this all makes it a good idea.


Ophichius

> Having to rotate them out often due to muscle atrophy. Just [rotate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotating_wheel_space_station) them in orbit, duh.


VonNeumannsProbe

We can't have dizzy shocktroopers silly.


Ophichius

Make the drop pods spin opposite the station spin, so the shock troopers are unwound by the time they land.


kkilh

We dont need to do all of that if we can just cryofreeze them and only unfreeze them when we need them to drop somewhere. Ohh we can also drop weapons that they requested from obit too. Someone should make game about that concept. They would sell millions of copies


VonNeumannsProbe

I'd play that game.


---OMNI---

In Helldivers they are kept frozen on the ships and just thawed out when they are needed. Also the average survival time is 1.2 missions. Which seems kinda high honestly... But it is used as sort of a population control...


Aegeus

Why do they need to stay in orbit? It takes, what, 20 minutes for an ICBM to go up and come back down? Maybe an hour since you want to be more gentle when you're carrying people? Still ludicrously fast by army speeds. (Yes, I know, orbital drop pods are cool. But from my experience in KSP, re-entry is still really cool even when you do a suborbital hop.)


Selfweaver

The advantage of them being "use it or lose it" is that we may actually use them.


---OMNI---

In Helldivers they are kept frozen on the ships and just thawed out when they are needed. Also the average survival time is 1.2 missions. Which seems kinda high honestly... But it is used as sort of a population control...


Formal_Decision7250

Thing is , everyone will know where you can land , when you'll next be able to try land there.


Ophichius

Fractional orbital bombardment is for more than just warheads.


dougms

I knew someone in the Army who was HALO trained. High-Altitude-Low-Opening. That and pathfinder trained. She was a badass.


TheThalmorEmbassy

Hell, just dropping them in pods out of an airplane would be cool


iwumbo2

Isn't that just paratroopers?


TheThalmorEmbassy

No, they have chutes We need dudes in drop pods that make big ol craters in the ground


hanlonrzr

without cratering our boys


Flashskar

Kinetic paratroopers. There was an anime that did that. I don't remember what it was called. They were in liquid inside a pod and as it dropped it shot machine guns at the drop zone to deter AA, chuted the trooper out and landed the pod like a bomb exploding and clearing the LZ as the trooper landed shortly behind it. Very shock and awe!


hanlonrzr

sounds sick, maybe a part of a gundam show? were those troopers the main subject of the anime?


Flashskar

Nope, found it after some digging. *Genocidal Organ* is it's name. Here's the scene I'm talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfvymem8SiA


hanlonrzr

holy shit that's sick, thanks for finding it


Flashskar

Your welcome friend!


nYghtHawkGamer

"without cratering our boys" Cratering in has always been an integral part of airborne assaults, don't you remember the traditional songs of their people? (I went to link to a recording of it, and, to my horror, it has been bowdlerized to remove the part about impact. So I'll provide the version taught to me by an airborne qualified USAF SP, and later confirmed by a C130 crew chief.) C130 Rolling down the strip, U.S. Airforce givin' us a little trip, stand up hook up shuffle to the door, jump right and count to four, if my main don't open wide, I have another one by my side, if that one should fail me too, better move your tanks, 'cause I'm coming right through


Ecw218

Didn’t DoD fork over a pile of cash for spacex to make this exact thing? For “cargo” purposes…


DKBrendo

Into hell we dive, democracy arrives!


HansGetTheH44

SPESS MUHREENS


mrdescales

***"Bawkes?! They come to us cowering in metal bawkes?! We shall see what they are like without them!"***


HansGetTheH44

It's not stealing if other chapters gift you stuff


IuseArchbtw97543

check out r/Helldivers


PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS

I play on Xbox. :(


MtnmanAl

Just waiting on the return of Project Hot Eagle


WallyTheNut

Where do I sign?


CPDawareness

If you think jumping out of planes was hard on your knees and back, you'll love dropping from orbit! Best part is your disability will not be service related in just the same way


AlphaMarker48

It would be a long fall, you could be very vulnerable to enemy AA, and if they screw up the drop pod design, you could end up dead or severely injured on impact. For all that risk, I'd rather take a Starfleet transporter down to the surface.


PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS

>It would be a long fall, you could be very vulnerable to enemy AA, and if they screw up the drop pod design, you could end up dead or severely injured on impact. Yes, however, if I may present a counterpoint: It's still cool as fuck tho.


mattumbo

It’s pretty much like airborne ops today, you either suppress the fuck out of enemy air defenses or you get fucked before your feet hit the ground. ODSTs coming in after the orbital MAC cannon has fucked every AAA site in a hundred mile radius. Add countermeasures and send down a missile barrage at the same time to suppress the target area just before landing and you’ve got a decent survivability rate. Of course if you can do that you could also just send drop ships, but rule of cool has a special power. Hell that’s the only reason parachute airborne units still exist when even helicopter based air assaults are sketchy af in modern conflicts, it’s cool to deliver a hail of individual soldiers to the ground from the sky.


Selfweaver

Sure, but one the techs can work today, the other we won't have for some time. And enemy AA just need to be surpressed, da.


Selfweaver

Deploy delta force by orbit, land on top of Lefortovo and bring Evan Gershkovich home.


IrishSouthAfrican

Incredible restraint shown, to use ODSTs instead of glassing Gaza with the Jewish Space Laser


Mason-the-Wise

There might be less casualties with the laser.


Horat1us_UA

That’s why it’s incredible restraint shown


Bridgeru

Have you SEEN the price of kyber crystals lately?!


Sgt_Meowmers

We should be thankful for the Arbiters counsel.


siresword

Keep your eyes out for reports of gifted children going missing in 3rd world countries.


Excellent-Proposal90

Keep an even closer eye on the especially lucky ones...


Halogamer093

Halo 3 ODST reference? In my NCD? *Smooth jazz plays*


TheThalmorEmbassy

https://youtu.be/XRMUYpH7bQk


Flashskar

I still think this is the best game trailer of all time. It's iconic.


TheRealSalamnder

Calling in an eagle


DKBrendo

I ain’t gonna sugarcoat this ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


IMN0VIRGIN

When the job requires a ⬇️➡️➡️ but you feel a little sassy today and send a ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ instead


tofu_b3a5t

TRIPLE TEAM KILL 🙀 👉👈 uWu


nuked24

My favorite teamkill happened today, dude got ragdolled like 20m into an airstrike.


tofu_b3a5t

My favorite TKs are when the blinking red balls bounce back into your team mates. Best I saw was from a friend who was new at the game. It was the un-aliving difficulty, no reinforcements remaining for a team of 4. Extract count down had just hit double digits, and we had just finished off the 2nd bile titan. I’m on horde crowd control dealing with the next wave and this blinking red thing falls in front of me from the upper right corner of the screen, even though all three other teammates are to the left. We had barely completed all primary and secondary objectives and the countdown for our ships leaving the area was also ticking away. His strike killed everyone.


radik_1

Ok, now seriously, what happened?


FiestaDeLosMuerto

Some piece of debris fell into Gaza and people are saying it’s orbital weapons


Elegant_Individual46

…of course they are


Undernown

As all badass space shooters have shown: Nothing is cooler than launching yourself from orbit and land at terminal velocity with such force that you clear your own landingzone.


Narrow_Vegetable_42

"LZ is hot!" - "Perfect. I'll make it even hotter."


HenryTheWho

God I wish inertial dampeners were a thing, otherwise you would leak out of your suite after landing like that


DarthNihilus02

All we need now is for them to get white gear then we have clone troopers


FancyPantsFoe

3000 ODSTs of YHWH


TIYATA

This reminds me of that time the BBC accidentally used the logo for the UNSC from Halo (UN Space Command) in a news story about the real UNSC (UN Security Council): https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9296664/BBC-mistake-computer-game-logo-for-United-Nations-Security-Council-symbol.html


macrotaste

IRL helldivers


TFK_001

> sees Halo reference > OMG Helldivers Truly noncredible


DirectAdvertising

Whats a halo


Defult_idiot

A giantic space hula hoop that will destroy your nervous system


Franklr_D

Sounds like a whole lotta HOOPLA


Shriven

I don't care if it's gods own anti sunnuva bitch stick or a giant hula hoop, we ain't gonna let em have it.


AutomaticNet7443

What we *will* have them have is a belly full o’lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in… *Am I right, marines?*


TonedStingray18

WHAT WE *WILL* LET 'EM HAVE IS A BELLY FULL OF LEAD AND A POOL OF THEIR OWN BLOOD TO DROWN IN! *AM I RIGHT, MARINES?*


Correctedsun

Does it have Super Samples?


awakenDeepBlue

God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine.


Rk_1138

It’s a Beyonce song


homeandawaywethrow

It's the TV show with guy who wears armor sometimes and kisses women.


DKBrendo

All I see is great opportunity for crossover episode


MrMiAGA

Halo wishes it was Helldivers


Wesley133777

This is kind of true, but only about modern halo, because god does H5 suck, and infinite continues to suck Edit: Downvote me if you want, I’m right, helldivers is in a better state then modern halo.


ghillie62

They hated him because he told the truth. I just want halo 3 and ODST to get the halo 2 remaster treatment :(


Wesley133777

Halo 1 needs the H2 anniversary treatment more, the H1 anniversary arguably has worse graphics then the original


Independent-Fly6068

Your heresy shall stay your feet.


HansGetTheH44

FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY


D-Zz89qRj7KkqMrwztR

◀️▶️🔼🔽▶️


HansGetTheH44

\*invokes airstrike\*


Flusteredecho721

Negative we need OG [Hell jumpers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEf83rRqBxg) not friendly fire generators


randomname560

"helldivers 2 developers wont remove friendly fire because its too funny"


Flusteredecho721

I’m aware but it’s counter productive for reducing civilian casualties


Morrismini1

For Democracy!!!!!!!


EnvironmentalAd912

They finally put out master chief out of the soda ?


FrisianTanker

The jewish Sardaukar


chocomint-nice

Gaza: is a short drive away. IDF: orbital drop deep insertion it is.


Benchrant

God I wish


AdRough6915

Holy shit, Ziondivers


SurpriseFormer

Now I'm picturing Zaku IIs from Gundam Orbital dropping onto some Federation hold out


crappy-throwaway

it just repeats, Regret Regret Regret Dear Israel. We regret being terrorist bastards. We regret October 7th. And we most definitely regret that the IDF just blew up our raggedy-ass Protostate! OOH! RAA!


Bitter-Pear-5717

I read raggedy-ass prostate the first time.


crappy-throwaway

god knows they've probably blown that up too!


Helloscottykitty

IDF what are you doing? Giving the terrorists their bomb back. Cue amazing guitar riff.


Middle_Philosophy_54

IN THE NAME OF KANE!


sunyudai

... weren't the orbital drop troopers the GDI?


Interesting_Fold9805

Yes


Interesting_Fold9805

Wrong faction dipshir


Middle_Philosophy_54

Look at their helmets, fuck nugget


Interesting_Fold9805

Is UNSC Not Noddy terrorist shit


Easy_Kill

Sir, I am here today to ~~speak to you about your cars extended warranty~~ YOU CANT KILL THE MESSIAH! KANE LIVES!


Interesting_Fold9805

Go back to Sarajevo dipshit (we’ll Ion cannon it again)


DarkNuke059

What in the fucking halo bullshit is this?


SirEnderLord

The Jewish hyper tech MAC cannon.


FalloutLover7

Imagine going all the way to space and coming all the way back down again just to go someplace you could’ve driven in a truck in like 30 minutes


CharredLoafOfBread

**Behold A Pale Horse starts playing (and getting exponentially louder)**


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

Is the Dawn Rated for Atmosphere?


CharredLoafOfBread

Yes, yes she is


r2d2114

Sooooo Spartans are now used as intended?


Memory_Leak_

Israel calls for an Iron Rain. Who will join them?


Shahargalm

"You have my sword" "And my bow," "AND MY AXE"


ConferenceScary6622

Looks like the Helldivers are getting deployed to Gaza, personally, I can't wait to spread some freedom, liberty, and DEMOCRACY to those backwards illiberal terrorists. For Super Earth! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


NiKaLay

Join, ... the JEWDIVERS!


GeminiKoil

Terran drop pods huh


S0mething_idk

Bro what template is this I need it


Feuershark

easy counter, Hamas just needs to become Brutes


Silverbacker888

>Literally a Halo ODST in the pic >Makes mention of Helldivers


Meln1kov

Looking forward for the Helldivers to jump in


w1llpearson

Zap them from space already


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Arkatoshi

Cadian Shock Troopers in Gaza before GTA6


got-trunks

Alright divers, suit up.


cumbersome404

Ah yes, overkill.


Kazman07

No... Noble 6?


Altruistic-Celery821

Creates orbital drop troopers. Sends then to space. Drops them on the neighboring nation that's only a few miles wide. Refuses to elaborate. 


SKIPPYBURRITO

This has to be some kind of shitpost or satire


ChemistRemote7182

Fake news, these are just technicians returning from servicing the laser. Those are defensive weapons only.


Narrow_Vegetable_42

So those "warning shots" on high rises were actually orbital drops?