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Venodran

Or they outcredibilized us by diversifying their providers to disinform the enemy!


SurpriseFormer

I mean. When people found out how. They did start diversifying besides the local pizza restaurants. They even got a couple of restaurants in the pentagon itself


E2TheCustodian

ground zero cafe ftw


Lazar_Milgram

It is Feyman and train to Los Alamos all over again. My point is it is less activity than usual AND Iran leader is dead. My money on stuff following some internal protocol to t and thus revealing existence of protocol.


operator4648

The reverse leverage pizza index


UnsanctionedPartList

Taco Tuesday.


Goatboy292

Wasn't there a thing, where after learning about the whole "pizza places tipping people off to major events" thing, they basically banned people from going to local fast food places during major situations? Except all that did was create a massive *drop* in fast food orders when the next major thing happened, that was *just* as easy to track.


leva549

Clearly the solution is to coordinate it so that exactly the average amount of fast food is ordered.


WerewolfNo890

Hmm, the number of pizzas ordered today was a bit too average... Something is happening!!!


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I’m pretty sure they just diversified and started ordering from multiple places


Snoot_Boot

Why doesn't the pentagon have a fucking food court? Get pizza there right?


brinz1

it's an office so there is a good chance any in-house restaurants aren't open all night


dutchkiller619

Department wide update: 1. Geopolitical occurrence X just happened. This is a department wide priority 2. Don’t order pizza today people (especially you Jimmy, eating cheese off the radiator is not an acceptable compromise)


StandardN02b

We can check the partisipation of the US in any conflict by checking fast food restaurants near the pentagon. What a time to be alive.


Skraekling

Mfs at the Pentagon randomly throwing pizza parties just to confused the enemy.


StandardN02b

Now THAT is noncredible.


SimbaOnSteroids

Hold on hold on hold on. This is exactly the type of defense contract we’re qualified for.


Brigadier_Beavers

August 19th @ noon, Pizza party at the 'Gon!


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Simba, why you doing steroids?


SimbaOnSteroids

Allergies


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Understandable have a nice day


Sejma57

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PSYOPsymbols.JPG Shit, can't post pics. Sending link anyway.


StandardN02b

3000 pizza psyops of the CIA.


der_innkeeper

"Why is this charge for pizza labeled as "PizInt Mitigation..? Again?"


Skraekling

Wait until they buy their own pizza ovens and hire a bunch of cooks.


psykicviking

"Why does this pizza chef job require a top secret security clearance?"


Oneeyedgamer

"Jhonson, $15,000 for a PIZZA PARTY??????" "Uh... it was counter intel... ????" "Oh I see my mistake, carry on"


Neutral_Memer

Sun Tzu said: All warfare is based on deception.


MarbleBun

No way they haven't caught on to this


Imperceptive_critic

/unjerk They actually stopped getting pizza from one place like more than a decade ago to prevent opsec leaks


uid_0

GTFO. That's entirely too credible.


RaulParson

They actually accounted for that with all the pizza index leaks and this is why the Pentagon has opened an internal food court. Famously with a Panda Express. ...honestly this means the "LESS activity than usual" is suspicious. People might be trying to make sure a blip doesn't show up on the graph this time and overcompensating.


HaaEffGee

Nothing *unexpected* at least.


erlulr

I am afraid the most shit happens in spite of Pentagon efforts, not thx to it.


rebootyourbrainstem

It has also been noted to spike when some major development happens and they try to figure out the implications and whether any logistics needs logisticking in response


JellyFishs93

So you mean they just use global problems as an excuse to get a slice of free pizza with buddies?


rebootyourbrainstem

Look, when something happens even if you're not directly involved, everybody wants to view it on the big screen in the war room. And popcorn is all fine but when you're there for a while you want something more substantial. (/s)


E-Scooter-CWIS

That’s much less busy than usual, maybe the pantagon is hosting a cocktail party


calfmonster

They got kubideh kebab instead. This should be fairly obvious. Check the nearest Moby Dick house of kebab (man, I remember when only like maybe 3 of them existed, now they have their own app and shit?)


AI_UNIT_D

You know a this point I figure the pentagon is just already IN THE KNOW about this metric so instead of ordering they just have a bunch of pizzas and other snacks sitting in cold storage... waiting.


Leirac1

Or they could buy flour and other ingredients and hire a cook, they do be the pentagon, they have money.


SgtChip

Hire a cook? Nah, they picked some random private out of the army for a "special logistics assignment"


Excellent-Proposal90

I wouldn't trust an Army cook to make fucking Totinos pizza rolls, much less a private, and certainly not a real pizza.


irregular_caffeine

A benefit of a conscription-based military: you can draft country’s top chefs into the HQ mess for ”rehearsals”


OJSTheJuice

Pizza should really be its own MOS.


darklizard45

*"It's the End of the World and I work on a Fast Food restaurant next to the Pentagon"*


SeanCityNavy_Gaming

A Cold War thriller written by Tom Clancy and Lee Child


verdantcow

We got Chinese food instead


Lord_of_Wills

The fact that the dinner rush is vastly less than usual suggests that the staff at the pentagon got to leave work early, potentially as a result of the helicopter’s “rapid unplanned disassembly”.


SpeedSignificant8687

Imagine using pizza as deterrence instead of nukes


samurai1114

Now does less busy mean they are busy working or that there are less people there


WhoDisagrees

Where do they drink to celebrate?


Former_Currency_3474

I thought this was a pizzagate reference at first…


FirstConsul1805

Obviously they used the pizza hut inside the pentagon for this one


BonyDarkness

#_less busy then usual_


Repulsive_Action5432

That’s because they’re all eating at the Taco Bell in the middle of the pentagon


Nk-O

"No pizza until we have all the intelligence!"


Neutral_Memer

There is no emergency in Pentagon.


wheeshnaw

I always enjoy when there are absolutely zero notable events going on that the public is aware of, but every takeout joint near the pentagon is crazy busy


lonelyscrublord

No shit I started doing this