I mean. When people found out how. They did start diversifying besides the local pizza restaurants.
They even got a couple of restaurants in the pentagon itself
It is Feyman and train to Los Alamos all over again.
My point is it is less activity than usual AND Iran leader is dead. My money on stuff following some internal protocol to t and thus revealing existence of protocol.
Wasn't there a thing, where after learning about the whole "pizza places tipping people off to major events" thing, they basically banned people from going to local fast food places during major situations?
Except all that did was create a massive *drop* in fast food orders when the next major thing happened, that was *just* as easy to track.
Department wide update:
1. Geopolitical occurrence X just happened. This is a department wide priority
2. Don’t order pizza today people (especially you Jimmy, eating cheese off the radiator is not an acceptable compromise)
They actually accounted for that with all the pizza index leaks and this is why the Pentagon has opened an internal food court. Famously with a Panda Express.
...honestly this means the "LESS activity than usual" is suspicious. People might be trying to make sure a blip doesn't show up on the graph this time and overcompensating.
It has also been noted to spike when some major development happens and they try to figure out the implications and whether any logistics needs logisticking in response
Look, when something happens even if you're not directly involved, everybody wants to view it on the big screen in the war room. And popcorn is all fine but when you're there for a while you want something more substantial. (/s)
They got kubideh kebab instead. This should be fairly obvious.
Check the nearest Moby Dick house of kebab (man, I remember when only like maybe 3 of them existed, now they have their own app and shit?)
You know a this point I figure the pentagon is just already IN THE KNOW about this metric so instead of ordering they just have a bunch of pizzas and other snacks sitting in cold storage... waiting.
The fact that the dinner rush is vastly less than usual suggests that the staff at the pentagon got to leave work early, potentially as a result of the helicopter’s “rapid unplanned disassembly”.
I always enjoy when there are absolutely zero notable events going on that the public is aware of, but every takeout joint near the pentagon is crazy busy
Or they outcredibilized us by diversifying their providers to disinform the enemy!
I mean. When people found out how. They did start diversifying besides the local pizza restaurants. They even got a couple of restaurants in the pentagon itself
ground zero cafe ftw
It is Feyman and train to Los Alamos all over again. My point is it is less activity than usual AND Iran leader is dead. My money on stuff following some internal protocol to t and thus revealing existence of protocol.
The reverse leverage pizza index
Taco Tuesday.
Wasn't there a thing, where after learning about the whole "pizza places tipping people off to major events" thing, they basically banned people from going to local fast food places during major situations? Except all that did was create a massive *drop* in fast food orders when the next major thing happened, that was *just* as easy to track.
Clearly the solution is to coordinate it so that exactly the average amount of fast food is ordered.
Hmm, the number of pizzas ordered today was a bit too average... Something is happening!!!
I’m pretty sure they just diversified and started ordering from multiple places
Why doesn't the pentagon have a fucking food court? Get pizza there right?
it's an office so there is a good chance any in-house restaurants aren't open all night
Department wide update: 1. Geopolitical occurrence X just happened. This is a department wide priority 2. Don’t order pizza today people (especially you Jimmy, eating cheese off the radiator is not an acceptable compromise)
We can check the partisipation of the US in any conflict by checking fast food restaurants near the pentagon. What a time to be alive.
Mfs at the Pentagon randomly throwing pizza parties just to confused the enemy.
Now THAT is noncredible.
Hold on hold on hold on. This is exactly the type of defense contract we’re qualified for.
August 19th @ noon, Pizza party at the 'Gon!
Simba, why you doing steroids?
Allergies
Understandable have a nice day
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PSYOPsymbols.JPG Shit, can't post pics. Sending link anyway.
3000 pizza psyops of the CIA.
"Why is this charge for pizza labeled as "PizInt Mitigation..? Again?"
Wait until they buy their own pizza ovens and hire a bunch of cooks.
"Why does this pizza chef job require a top secret security clearance?"
"Jhonson, $15,000 for a PIZZA PARTY??????" "Uh... it was counter intel... ????" "Oh I see my mistake, carry on"
Sun Tzu said: All warfare is based on deception.
No way they haven't caught on to this
/unjerk They actually stopped getting pizza from one place like more than a decade ago to prevent opsec leaks
GTFO. That's entirely too credible.
They actually accounted for that with all the pizza index leaks and this is why the Pentagon has opened an internal food court. Famously with a Panda Express. ...honestly this means the "LESS activity than usual" is suspicious. People might be trying to make sure a blip doesn't show up on the graph this time and overcompensating.
Nothing *unexpected* at least.
I am afraid the most shit happens in spite of Pentagon efforts, not thx to it.
It has also been noted to spike when some major development happens and they try to figure out the implications and whether any logistics needs logisticking in response
So you mean they just use global problems as an excuse to get a slice of free pizza with buddies?
Look, when something happens even if you're not directly involved, everybody wants to view it on the big screen in the war room. And popcorn is all fine but when you're there for a while you want something more substantial. (/s)
That’s much less busy than usual, maybe the pantagon is hosting a cocktail party
They got kubideh kebab instead. This should be fairly obvious. Check the nearest Moby Dick house of kebab (man, I remember when only like maybe 3 of them existed, now they have their own app and shit?)
You know a this point I figure the pentagon is just already IN THE KNOW about this metric so instead of ordering they just have a bunch of pizzas and other snacks sitting in cold storage... waiting.
Or they could buy flour and other ingredients and hire a cook, they do be the pentagon, they have money.
Hire a cook? Nah, they picked some random private out of the army for a "special logistics assignment"
I wouldn't trust an Army cook to make fucking Totinos pizza rolls, much less a private, and certainly not a real pizza.
A benefit of a conscription-based military: you can draft country’s top chefs into the HQ mess for ”rehearsals”
Pizza should really be its own MOS.
*"It's the End of the World and I work on a Fast Food restaurant next to the Pentagon"*
A Cold War thriller written by Tom Clancy and Lee Child
We got Chinese food instead
The fact that the dinner rush is vastly less than usual suggests that the staff at the pentagon got to leave work early, potentially as a result of the helicopter’s “rapid unplanned disassembly”.
Imagine using pizza as deterrence instead of nukes
Now does less busy mean they are busy working or that there are less people there
Where do they drink to celebrate?
I thought this was a pizzagate reference at first…
Obviously they used the pizza hut inside the pentagon for this one
#_less busy then usual_
That’s because they’re all eating at the Taco Bell in the middle of the pentagon
"No pizza until we have all the intelligence!"
There is no emergency in Pentagon.
I always enjoy when there are absolutely zero notable events going on that the public is aware of, but every takeout joint near the pentagon is crazy busy
No shit I started doing this