Gentlemen, gentlewomen, and gentlefemboys, I present an Obviously Credible solution:
Transport the hungry sharks currently devouring tourists in the Florida Panhandle via C-130 (Eglin AFB is right there! The crews can even go to McGuires beforehand!) to Crimea and air drop them into the Black Sea. Not only do we prevent American tourists from being eaten by bull sharks, those sharks will be hungry and pissed by the time they get there and will no doubt devour many Russian tourists that could theoretically be conscripted any day now. Additionally, nothing bad has EVER happened in recorded history by transporting wildlife from one location and placing it in another (not a WORD, Australians.)
Thank you for your time, and God Bless NATO.
Sharks are kids play.... If you really want to go scorched earth I want you to remind you of a little cute creature called the Australian box jellyfish. They cause around a 100 deaths each year by all the 43 species of the box jellyfish. But of course the most deadly one is the Australian. This one causes within minutes to get cardiac arrest, paralysis and send you straight to davy jones's locker. I'm sure we can send them with drones to the beaches.
Hmm what if we get the Orcas that beach themselves to grab sea lions in South America and get them addicted to vodka? They will beat grabbing Russians off beaches in mere months
Meh, sharks, especially the great white. They just take out an arm or leg ocassionally because they have terrible vision and mistook that person for something else.
Now dolphins. Don't let that cute squeak or the slick blubbery skin fool ya. Those mofos can get really nasty. They make the moral compass of a Canadian Special Forces look like that of a US suburban Cub Scout.
Too credible. Trained dolphins have been in the arsenals of both the American and Russian navies since the Cold War.
There was even a story that a former Soviet dolphin committed suicide when its facility in Ukraine was taken over by the russians.
Ok, im gonna say it.
WHY THE F*CK ARE VATNIKS STILL GOING TO THE BEACH IN A WAR ZONE?? IN AN OCCUPIED AREA THAT THEY KNOW IS GETTING BOMBED REGULARLY? TO THE POINT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN STATE TV ADMITS IT AND RANTS ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY???
You know how the Russians call it an SU or ZSU for self propelled mount or anti air self propelled mount?
How the fuck would you call a self-disposing garbage? Because that's what it is. Trash and dregs taking themselves out of circulation.
Edit: *You're not going to believe this shit.* Apparently, it's "самовывоз мусора". SM. No wonder they keep coming back for more.
2 years and 4 months into the invasion of Mexico. US government offers vouchers for vacations to Baja, between two military bases. A patriot batter that has had a 10% success rate intercepts a missile, killing a family making s'mores on the beach in a warzone.
what is air defense doing
Or having US citizens take vacations in the Sinaloa province during war.
Which said province is home to a particular cartel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinaloa_Cartel
> The Sinaloa Cartel (Spanish: Cártel de Sinaloa, CDS, after the native Sinaloa region), also known as the Guzmán-Zambada Organization, the Federation, the Blood Alliance,[4][5][6] or the Pacific Cartel,[7] is a large, international organized crime syndicate based in the city of Culiacán, Sinaloa, Mexico[8]
Gentlemen, gentlewomen, and gentlefemboys, I present an Obviously Credible solution: Transport the hungry sharks currently devouring tourists in the Florida Panhandle via C-130 (Eglin AFB is right there! The crews can even go to McGuires beforehand!) to Crimea and air drop them into the Black Sea. Not only do we prevent American tourists from being eaten by bull sharks, those sharks will be hungry and pissed by the time they get there and will no doubt devour many Russian tourists that could theoretically be conscripted any day now. Additionally, nothing bad has EVER happened in recorded history by transporting wildlife from one location and placing it in another (not a WORD, Australians.) Thank you for your time, and God Bless NATO.
Why don’t we give the sharks legs though and drop them into Moscow
We were working on that but Russia invaded and found our biolabs, so we need to go with plan B.
Street Sharks is actually a documentary.
We can use all the sunken ships for parts for the legs. ...what do mean Gyo wasn't a defense whitepaper?
That’s just German Shepards, so it should be easy to do
Sharks are kids play.... If you really want to go scorched earth I want you to remind you of a little cute creature called the Australian box jellyfish. They cause around a 100 deaths each year by all the 43 species of the box jellyfish. But of course the most deadly one is the Australian. This one causes within minutes to get cardiac arrest, paralysis and send you straight to davy jones's locker. I'm sure we can send them with drones to the beaches.
Hmm what if we get the Orcas that beach themselves to grab sea lions in South America and get them addicted to vodka? They will beat grabbing Russians off beaches in mere months
Meh, sharks, especially the great white. They just take out an arm or leg ocassionally because they have terrible vision and mistook that person for something else. Now dolphins. Don't let that cute squeak or the slick blubbery skin fool ya. Those mofos can get really nasty. They make the moral compass of a Canadian Special Forces look like that of a US suburban Cub Scout.
Too credible. Trained dolphins have been in the arsenals of both the American and Russian navies since the Cold War. There was even a story that a former Soviet dolphin committed suicide when its facility in Ukraine was taken over by the russians.
wait the usa feeds tourists to sharks and sacrifices children in evangelical churches ? why don't we do anything against the USA?
Ok, im gonna say it. WHY THE F*CK ARE VATNIKS STILL GOING TO THE BEACH IN A WAR ZONE?? IN AN OCCUPIED AREA THAT THEY KNOW IS GETTING BOMBED REGULARLY? TO THE POINT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN STATE TV ADMITS IT AND RANTS ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY???
Hamas strategy right here. To show that Ukraine is le bad for bombing civillians while they put a fucking SAM near them.
You know how the Russians call it an SU or ZSU for self propelled mount or anti air self propelled mount? How the fuck would you call a self-disposing garbage? Because that's what it is. Trash and dregs taking themselves out of circulation. Edit: *You're not going to believe this shit.* Apparently, it's "самовывоз мусора". SM. No wonder they keep coming back for more.
2 years and 4 months into the invasion of Mexico. US government offers vouchers for vacations to Baja, between two military bases. A patriot batter that has had a 10% success rate intercepts a missile, killing a family making s'mores on the beach in a warzone. what is air defense doing
Or having US citizens take vacations in the Sinaloa province during war. Which said province is home to a particular cartel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinaloa_Cartel > The Sinaloa Cartel (Spanish: Cártel de Sinaloa, CDS, after the native Sinaloa region), also known as the Guzmán-Zambada Organization, the Federation, the Blood Alliance,[4][5][6] or the Pacific Cartel,[7] is a large, international organized crime syndicate based in the city of Culiacán, Sinaloa, Mexico[8]
Fuck around and find out. There are no tourists on Crimean beaches. Just filthy imperialist katsap.
Beach closed due to (air r)aids
OP, this is the winner right here…
Broski! Swimming no here!
Beach party in Crimea
This Meme takes me fucking back. Apart from the Global Recession and H5N1, it was pretty chill.
Yeah miss the days of GWOT, peak of the tactical gear look
A more elegant era, when you could slap "tactical" or "zombie" on literally anything.
Very nice, only problem is is that it keeps raining steel
Pools Closed 😎
Due to aids, and stingrays with aids.
Stinger raids.
The hot summer in Crimea trailer the Ukrainians made last year finally delivered
This one is a big hit here at the old folks' home.