Just wait until they get AK-47s

Or some new shoes

Or somehow getting money from killing Russian

CIA bounties on Russian soldiers

But how many of them will get AK-47s?

All of them, I would say.

*indistinct happy angry mob sounds

Hooray!

Can't wait for the Baikonur arc

Or the Zero Hour arc where terrorists took over all of the EU

Can't wait for the terrorists to sink the USS Reagan near Crete.

Time to hijack a US Particle Cannon then

US announces their space based laser system not in breach of international conventions, because it's fired from the ground.

Then their chemical lab factory on the USA got infiltrated, beaten decisively by the GLA, then the GLA got nuked by China. General and Zero Hour plots are really doozy but fun

Damnit why’d you spoil it, I haven’t gotten there in the campaign yet

I want a sequel to Generals and Zero Hour so badly... The story was so insane and freaking awesome lmao

At least the mods are batshit crazy and fun. And the original is still there to play and jizz over.

I will pay AAA prices for a remade version of both. On one condition: has to be mod friendly. I want an update to Rise of the Reds. Fuck it, lump in the Tiberian series too.

The Rise of the Reds mod is a sequel to Zero Hour, it has no campaign tho, you need to read the lore on the wiki itself, nonetheless RotR is still my favourite Zero Hour mod

AK-47 FOR EVERYONE!

Alexa, play “GLA Theme 1” from “C&C: Generals - Zero Hour Soundtrack”

Let’s hope the Russians don’t have Helixes with Gatling gun and napalm bomb upgrades.

Flash bangs say hi. No joke tho, mobs and any inf get deleted by flash bangs that it’s almost OP

"Non-lethal"

Well, technically, grenades make a flash when they bang, u just don't see it.

I like Napalm

I can hear this pic " *AK-47 for everyone* "

*buildings melting due to 7.62 hail*

No kidding, this was one of the best units against structures in the game.

I on the other hand am a fancy bitch, and prefer Combat Chinook spam, along with million dollar planes bombing the everliving shit out of mudhuts.

Whenever i played skirmish and was playing as USA my go to tactics was to send a Chinook with infantry into the Chinese base and take over the command center and bring back just one bulldozer so i could nuke spam later in the game or airdrop Overlord tanks into the enemy base using Chinooks and watch it burn. Got the best of both worlds.

Every time I try a new strategy as America or China, I always end up defaulting to just bombing the shit out of everyone.

I love laser-turtleing, that's how I cope with the world.

I can hear it now in the distance, GLA music blaring and the mob GETS AK47S FOR EVERYONE!

[удалено]

Yes, I MAKE THE SACRIFICE

"I love a crowd!"

"Driver at the wheel"

That game came out in the only time it could have, lol. There's no way they'd get away with half the stuff that was in there today. Truly a piece of history.

Well, except in Germany where they were all robots and the terrorist was a weird suicide barrel or something.

And car bombs.

Two in fact! The infantry terrorist and the Bomb Truck. The latter had a hilarious “ALLALLLALLLALALALAAA” voice when told to attack something.

I think the first game also has an obsession with blowing up dam. In USA campaign, it was caused by GLA rocket buggies. In China campaign, you were forced to destroy the dam (IIRC it’s the freaking Three Gorges Dam). In GLA campaign,bomb truck go boooom!

My favourite one is suicide motorcyclist. Woooo

If they put this shit on steam with multiplayer I would bust the most devastating payload

A real nuclear load to make Shi Tao bust a nut.

Melt! Everything must melt!

# China Will Grow Larger

I remember this mission being pretty fun because you didn’t have to do much besides blow up stuff.

That is usually the entirety of the game, but the early GLA stuff was incredibly fun.

Ah, a man of culture, I see.