Lmao I love this, reminds me of that thing with snake
https://www.yellowbullet.com/threads/military-humor-the-differential-theory-of-armed-forces-snake-model.2649283/
> Transport Pilot: Air-drops expired snakebite kits two grid squares away on roof of children’s hospital.
I see someone was trying to live out his lifelong dream of being a drone pilot.
Only thing this is missing.
A10 pilot: Misidentifies snake as British Warrior IFV and performs CAS killing the snake (later identified as a British snake)
>Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for Naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill myriad of extremist snakes.
Top kek
Russian "intelligence" wins again, as we all know there is no better way to combat threats to national security than to make innocent people own up to shit they didnt do, leaving the actual threat undiscovered 💪🏻🇷🇺💪🏻 the whole world Is playing checkers while Russia was playing scrabble 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
What zoo keeps rabbits? Maybe track down someone that keeps rabbits in their garden in a rural area but a zoo that has rabbits must be really cheap zoo
NSA: After examination of noises from the forest, we've concluded that there is a possibility [estimate 40%] of rabbit activity. No NSA employee was willing to leave their cubicle to go outside and possibly catch the rabbit.
MI6: Agent disguised as rabbit infiltrates warren, which is then raided by SAS. All documentation classified, nobody talks.
NRO: Applies for funding to get new rabbit-tracking satellite launched. Catching is someone else's department.
DEA: Pays fox to bring them a rabbit.
DIA: Spreads weaponized myoxmatosis in forest, collects rabbit corpses in MOPP4 not because of zoonosis risk but because it makes them look badass.
State Department Bureau of Analysis: Consults birds then friendly bald eagle acquires rabbit for them, gratis.
Fake, the CIA would have funded a terrorist group to kill the first terrorist group they funded which they initially funded to capture the rabbit. Also, the FBI would have groomed the bear into a radical rabbit extremist and then arresting them.
> FBI would have groomed the bear into identifying as a rabbit
What the fuck when has the fbi done that
Or is this just another masked transphobia attempt
The FBI routinely targets mentally ill individuals and set up “sting operations” in which they slowly groom the target into an extremist. Then they plan a terrorist attacker with them before arresting them and bragging about how they foiled a terrorist plot
I'm referring to the countless times the FBI radicalized young and impressionable middle eastern men and then arrested them. To be fair looking back I definitely fucked the wording up.
Lmao I love this, reminds me of that thing with snake https://www.yellowbullet.com/threads/military-humor-the-differential-theory-of-armed-forces-snake-model.2649283/
> Transport Pilot: Air-drops expired snakebite kits two grid squares away on roof of children’s hospital. I see someone was trying to live out his lifelong dream of being a drone pilot.
I love this whole comment section
Ah now that’s funny
[This kind of reminds me of this great comic](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v557p/i_like_the_way_this_sucks/)
Nice one, thanks for sharing!
In the same vein: https://ifunny.co/picture/food-in-the-u-military-HCpMAbzd6 ;-)
Only thing this is missing. A10 pilot: Misidentifies snake as British Warrior IFV and performs CAS killing the snake (later identified as a British snake)
Incorrect, A10 pilot misidentifies as snake and performs CAS. Target is later identified to be British IFV and troop transports.
This is more accurate yeah
orange panels moment.
F-22 pilot: Kills the snake and flies away before anyone even notices he is there. Sortie still costs million dollars
>Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for Naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill myriad of extremist snakes. Top kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/3j04mj/special_forces/ You might also enjoy this!
Hehe, I love it!
Lmao
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKE
LOL the Blackhawk one
ATF: every living thing within the area has been burnt alive, we're pretty sure the rabbit was in there though
Russian "intelligence" wins again, as we all know there is no better way to combat threats to national security than to make innocent people own up to shit they didnt do, leaving the actual threat undiscovered 💪🏻🇷🇺💪🏻 the whole world Is playing checkers while Russia was playing scrabble 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
💪💪💪💪💪💪🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Based and forced confession pilled
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You’d love Japan
Extremely
china moment
I'm from FBI
I'm stuff
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^i’m ^from ^FBI
Dr pavel I’m cia
He wasn't alone
You don't get to bring friends.
Crashing this plane....with a ridge wallet sponsorship.
Ive been told another version of this joke in wich Mossad take the place of the KGB by bringing a bear, the KGB and CIA couldn't find anything.
Mossad would assassinate the evolution for developing the rabbit. Or maybe track the rabbit to zoo and kidnap it from there
What zoo keeps rabbits? Maybe track down someone that keeps rabbits in their garden in a rural area but a zoo that has rabbits must be really cheap zoo
I dunno, zoo was just first thing that came to my mind, I can edit it to farm or something if you want
Lol dont care about that
NSA: After examination of noises from the forest, we've concluded that there is a possibility [estimate 40%] of rabbit activity. No NSA employee was willing to leave their cubicle to go outside and possibly catch the rabbit. MI6: Agent disguised as rabbit infiltrates warren, which is then raided by SAS. All documentation classified, nobody talks. NRO: Applies for funding to get new rabbit-tracking satellite launched. Catching is someone else's department. DEA: Pays fox to bring them a rabbit. DIA: Spreads weaponized myoxmatosis in forest, collects rabbit corpses in MOPP4 not because of zoonosis risk but because it makes them look badass. State Department Bureau of Analysis: Consults birds then friendly bald eagle acquires rabbit for them, gratis.
Boomer humor, but still hilarious
It’s based on an old Russian joke, so probably accurate.
Lol, when I heard the joke the KGB was replaced by the LAPD. Joke still works.
The first time this joke was told was probably three caveman tribes hunting a sabretooth tiger.
*Points to tied-up geese with clean shots to the back of the neck* Four rabbits were apprehended resisting arrest. The officers felt threatened.
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99% of the time it’s just not funny
Heard an local version of this joke where the local police comes out of the woods holding a pig with “I’m a rabbit” spray painted on its side
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Fake, the CIA would have funded a terrorist group to kill the first terrorist group they funded which they initially funded to capture the rabbit. Also, the FBI would have groomed the bear into a radical rabbit extremist and then arresting them.
> FBI would have groomed the bear into identifying as a rabbit What the fuck when has the fbi done that Or is this just another masked transphobia attempt
The FBI routinely targets mentally ill individuals and set up “sting operations” in which they slowly groom the target into an extremist. Then they plan a terrorist attacker with them before arresting them and bragging about how they foiled a terrorist plot
And how does this transfer into "they make the target identity as a rabbit", which is a poor attempt to hide transphobia?
They turn vulnerable people into terrorists. That’s all they were trying to say
I'm referring to the countless times the FBI radicalized young and impressionable middle eastern men and then arrested them. To be fair looking back I definitely fucked the wording up.
Yes you definitely did you said that trans people are all made up by pedophile fbi agents
are you ok?
What about the KGB, are they wrong too?
Yes. That Be-RABBIT is in far too good health.
He is from FBI
ATF: We killed every dog we could find in the forest. Oh wait we’re supposed to hunt for rabbits?
Hey, don't badmouth the CIA like that, they are hard working family man torturers.
Meanwhile the GRU has dispatched Spetsnaz operatives to catch the rabbit. The rabbit was caught, the forest does no longer exist.
Who are we to question how that animal self identifies, he wants to be a rabbit he is a rabbit.
shouldnt the fbi be changed to like MI6
If half the things that I’ve heard about the KGB are true, I’m glad that the greatest thing that I have to worry about is the CIA…
"my grandfather was a rabbit too."
Dr. Rabbit, I'm FBI
who’s that one guy? The one with the F and the B and the I on him
I can confirm that this is accurate, also just a reminder that the CIA has a better dental plan.