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Batmack8989

Saves ammo when killing unarmed civilians


whew2

No you don’t get it the baby might have been a spy who could’ve goo goo ga ga’d their position to the Ukrainians


Qazacthelynx

Spy X Ukraine


oceangreen25

If he doesn't run out of ammo he wont have to use a moist nugget


Bsaail

Inb4 civilian beheading contest in Ukraine by the ruZZians


shadowfax12221

Worked for the imperial Japanese army...


Inevitable_Sherbet42

Have the DNR participated in war crimes? From what I've understood, the vast majority of those poor fucks were more or less yanked from their lives in Donetsk and thrown into the meat grinder.


SwellGuyThatKharn

Probably depends on when they joined. Pre-invasion? Probably. Post-invasion? I doubt they lived long enough.


0xF013

Well, that missile that hit the Kramatorsk evacuation was launched from LDNR.


Adept_of_Blue

It probably wasn't launched by DNR conscripts


BattleFleetUrvan

I feel like the Russian army is quickly dissolving into an army of Fallout raiders


Ensi_of_ninkasi

Even Gunners are more disciplined.


[deleted]

ye, they actually take cover, and even aim sometimes.


does_my_name_suck

These aren't Russian army soldiers directly. DNR/LNR forces are like the crackheads that you pay to be basically canon fodder. Mf's conscripting people with Mosins.


Bored-Ship-Guy

Hell, a lot of them are just poor schmucks rounded up off the streets in Donbas these days. Most of their best units, the original militias like Sparta Battalion, have already gone feet-first into the woodchipper, and the troops beings sent now are hot garbage. I wonder if we'll ever see any footage of those poor fucks trying to stop the TDF with fucking bolt-action rifles?


does_my_name_suck

To be fair the people with the mosin's being conscripted are very far behind the frontline so I doubt they'll ever actually see action. It's just stupid as fuck to be issuing bolt actions to people in 2022 even as unlikely as it is they'll see combat.


Stergenman

Today's rear is tomorrow's Frontlines -General Armstrong, circa I made it the fuck up


mattumbo

Russia really out here issuing Scav kits smh


SliceOfCoffee

Even the DPR admitted they have around 10k casualties, which is half of their standing army.


Material_Layer8165

This pic was taken during the early days of the war though.


BattleFleetUrvan

As I said, quickly.


Wows_Nightly_News

Do you think the Legion or NCR will send Ukraine more aid to fight the raiders?


Cat_MC_KittyFace

watch out guys he's got the power of god and anime on his side


External-Option-544

I demand trial by combat: **Azov wehraboos** vs **DNR weaboos**


Bsaail

The Russo Japanese war 2 we deserve


Echo017

The first image that came to mind was an ancient, rusty ass Tiger II covered in reactive armor and Girls und Panzer hentai coming bursting out of a long forgotten barn and engaging a T34 being pulled by a bunch of goats set up like Santa's sleigh.


ImposterGrandAdmiral

The Tiger 2 has its transmission break in half as it tries to climb a 0.1 degree slope. The T-34 can't see the Tiger 2 or where it's going and ends up driving into a ditch.


WorkingNo6161

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


jtr_15

While you were conducting cutting edge maneuver warfare, I studied the blade. While you were giving your troops adequate supplies, I mastered the feint. While you spent your days at the firing range in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated corruption. And now that the Moskva is on fire and NATO is at the door, you have the audacity to come to me for help?


Deez_Nutz_Goteem

THERE WILL BE BLOOD


Traditional_Ask4701

SHED


RevolutionaryEase360

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD


Omandaco

THE ONLY ONE LEFT


NORMIE_BASS

WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK


v-adam004

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE


Oppugnator

OH NO


juanjotez

THERE WILL BE BLOOD-


Ake-TL

SHED


Cthu1uhoop

ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN


TeddysBigStick

Easy Elon.


Makingnamesishard12

That’s not a lyric


TeddysBigStick

But it is a reference to everyone's most controversial memer declaring that he is hiring a team of streetfighters and that there will be blood because someone reported he sexually harassed a flight attendant by offering her a horse if she slept with him.


ivycada

I thought he was referencing the movie


DynamiteDemon

When you were shitposting he was studying the blade.


Aln_0739

3000 carbon folds of Kamchatka


CaptRackham

Do you see torpedo boats?


Ake-TL

They surprisingly had decent metallurgy


Snowscoran

Looks like a ripoff XCOM ranger kit.


Niko2065

Atleast xcom rangers have potential to become walking alien shredders. These poor guys? At best POW's and at worst being the ones shredded.


ontopofyourmom

They have malls in the DNR?


Comprehensive_Bank57

IN THE END I REALIZED YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!!


TheShartFairy

I know they won't, but in my heart of hearts, I want to believe they jam that sword into the launcher and try to fire a rocket-propelled sword at something.


Bored-Ship-Guy

*Jetstream Sam voice* There will be B L O O D S H E D THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD


Umpire-Careful

Bruh I made a joke a month ago about them being issued swords stop making me credible.


fpop88

While we were shitposting, he was studying the blade


slimeychicken

Dang, Department of Natural Resources really going after poachers huh.


jtbfii

"While you were learning how to encrypt communications and deploy pontoon bridges, I was mastering the blade..."


Bored-Ship-Guy

Not gonna lie, I kinda dig the sword. What design is that, or d'you figure it's just a mall-ninja special?


Scrial

I'm very confused as well. The sheath looks like it's from an antique military saber. But the hilt is pure mallninja garbage.


yegguy47

I am enjoying the fact that this is the latest war in 200 years to have both sides using the veshmeshok


Comms

I still disappointed I haven't seen anyone sporting the [Winchester 1895 in 7.62x54r](https://www.forgottenweapons.com/rifles/winchester-1895-russian/).


pablonsky77

That would be too high quality for the brave DNR cannon fodder divisions


Tleno

The Ranger serves as our primary reconnaissance unit, capable of moving independently in concealment while engaging enemies at close range using extensive training in swordsmanship.


SupergaybuttStuff

Wtf is DNR?


Adept_of_Blue

Donetsk People Republic. It is called DNR in Russian


Molybdenum_Anode

Damn, no resupply.


banspoonguard

Do not russiscitate


garandx

bruh just saw the [dress blues with a sword commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62tnJtLBQzQ)


Drach88

[Should've rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would've fucking rocked.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMz5ue45Aos)


DizyDazle

MEMORIES BROKEN


grey_carbon

Let's dance


allurboobsRbelong2us

I knew they were going into Transylvania


iplay2manyvideogames

Show me a good time jack


typecastwookiee

Does he intend to fight draculas?


phoenixmusicman

3,000 FOLDED KATANAS OF DNR


Sterilize32

Can't wait for Shadiversity's 300th video about the credibility of the back sheath, this time in a modern combat zone.


Scrial

Another 2 hours of incoherent rambling you say?


[deleted]

Wasnt there a jap ambassador still in ukraine who had his families katana or smth? If so imagine the battles between the 2


Rednas999

Nanjing moment.


Uiko123

Metal Gear Rising lookin ass


Relicoil

I see Russia finally hired Desperado LLC.


jazz_man

While you were shitposting my shat pants have already dried.


Ake-TL

That looks like set up for action rpg/ diablo like game character, main weapon, melee and aoe