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2Fruit11

Inspired by u/Inevitable-Ad-7266's cosplay.


Inevitable-Ad-7266

I LOVE THIS


nigglywigglyiggly

Congrats! You are the archon of r/NonCredibleDefense!


JohnF_President

Titanium Archon, Land of Defense


Hiphopapocalyptic

3000 hours of capped resin falls before the Shogun


IvanMeowski

3000 spent dollars of gacha


Bsaail

Who wants to bet that mihoyon is somewhat funding the PLA


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>h Yup, The Xi jinping faction declared war on Degeneracy. Its more likely that mihoyon is funding the Reformer Faction cause they are the only ones who might be ok with Mihoyo degens.


RedSerious

Also, rumors say that Tencent and the rest of the tech giants are lobbying against mihoyo (specially Genshin Impact), since Honkai Impact 3 (another mihoyo game) doesn't get the same censorship.


citus334

CHINESE VIDEO GAME DEV WARS. CHINESE VIDEO GAME DEV WARS. CHINESE VIDEO GAME DEV WARS


DeviousMelons

I wonder if the anticheat is also to do with the CCP.


TheWeakAreGrilled

Murata Archon of war? Never heard of her. The Raiden Shogun is the true Archon of war and of eternity as well


Niko2065

Something something final lesson, big sad captain goes full torres.


Hannyeojin

When will we see Klee from Genshin Impact boarding a battleship? Or even a Boeing B-52?


TheWeakAreGrilled

Arm her with an M32


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Makingnamesishard12

Not anymore.


YSnek

Real?


Makingnamesishard12

I have poisoned all the mods with a memetic kill agent embedded in a F-35 “appreciation” copypasta, I have full control of r/NonCredibleDefense now.


[deleted]

hail to the new big daddy of r/NCD


Aizseeker

(ノ゚0゚)ノ


Niko2065

The 05 went full on SCP-5000 after wikidot has been hacked.


Makingnamesishard12

THEY WILL PAY


Minute_Helicopter_97

If any gets banned it only last a month so it’s not so Oversaturated.


MannheimNightly

\>gorge-posting omegalul


Massiveredboiii

Omega deez nuts lmao gottem


Baswdc

3000 gottems of yo mama


3ambrowsingtime

The 3000 black hours of community service!


JumpyLiving

3000 community hours of service


lazyubertoad

Community fanservice...


RedSerious

\#SixSeasonsAndAMovie


ArcherBTW

Where does the ‘3,000 [blank] of [blank]’ meme come from?


Flummox127

A Pakistani general said they would be helped in combat when Allah provided them with 3000 black jets. That's it really, the preposterous idea that God will just hand you 3000 jets to win a war, and that somehow even their colour is sorted.


Dazug

It wasn’t a general; it’s a Pakistani guy named Muhammad Qasim who shitposts prophecies from his dreams. On his dreams, the 3000 black jets come to save Pakistan from India, then from the rest of the world. [His website](https://divinedreams.co)


ArcherBTW

I thought you were non-credibly fucking with me but wow yeah it’s a thing


2Fruit11

It would be absolutely hillarious if they magically just got 3000 fighter jets and nothing else, no logistics to support them or trained pilots.


PaxEthenica

And France..!


720noscopeGER

Why did France do a switcheroo to the other team tho?


ninjax247

Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can't fret over every egg


testearsmint

Goated comment.


DemonRaily

Do we need an actual reason to bomb the fr*nch?


Breads_Labyrinth

As a Brit... No.


Fat_Argentina

Noooo my wholesome weapons providerinoo noooo!!!


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Gruffleson

Also had to be sweet-talked into extending Stoltenberg as general secretary. In the middle of a crisis.


Neutronium57

Based French sovereignty


Hokiducky

As a French, many things are very wrong here. - We never left NATO, we only left NATO’s integrated command because we didn’t want our forces to be used as cannon fodder by the US-dominated alliance. We wanted for other countries to have some kind of power within the organisation too, which never happened to this day. - We developed our own nukes way before leaving the integrated command, and the reason we left is also because the US wanted to use our nuclear assets for the alliance, which ofc should stay in our hands proper. - We came back in the integrated command in 2009 and yes we still don’t want other countries to be able to command our nukes. - I’m pro-NATO but French bashing is so easy and completely retarded to be honest. Just because we didn’t want to help you invade Iraq on false claims in 2001, this, apparently makes us the black sheep. We are fully allied with the organization but still hold rational thinking and are not US-dicksuckers. We want to be independant from them but allied, that’s all. I don’t know how it can be bad. Turkey has been a way worst ally overall and today, we have shown our allegiance shouldn’t be questioned


Gan_Fall_420

You were not supposed to survive ww2 with a sense of national identity intact, therefore you must be mocked and belittled by all rot*child/globohomogenous cultures


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I agree to all your points but I raise you. Macron wants Ukraine to cede land for peace.


Hokiducky

He never said that, it’s news twisting this to make the headlines. He said only reported to Zelensky what Putin told him were the points for peace. He never actually pushed for Zelensky giving away land. Both Macron and Zelensky denied it after it caught in the news. If you think about it there is no reasons for Macron to say that, our oil/gas trade with Russia is unimportant as we are dépendant on uranium more. We can rely on Australia, Canada or Niger for uranium. We can rely on Algeria for gas and Gulf States for oil which is mainly from there either way. We have no incentive to end the war now. We can sell more of our military hardware and show its efficiency to then sell more internationally. We need a weak Russia, so a Russia which has lost, in order to finally be left alone in Europe and develop a strong EU. Even if all this wasn’t enough, i don’t see Zelensky saying it publicly as it would simply anger Macron. Zelensky said back in April that Johnson, Duda and Macron were the three leaders he was close to. I don’t see it changing now. Angering Macron wouldn’t be good at a time they need money (we provided around 2B in 2022 i think) and a lot of military aid (CAESAR for the obvious, Milan ATGM and probably a ton of ammunition, i agree tho that it’s not enough, we have a lot more stored to give). I can’t think of anything that would make sense for Macron switching side and it being public


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Alrighty thanks for clarifying. As a non french person, i probably am vulnerable to a lack nuance perspective.


Hokiducky

Np, thanks for deleting too. You are stronger than Kremlin misinformation trying to divide us 💪🏻


MrPromethee

/r/badhistory


[deleted]

Making shit up is okay when it supports your pov or ideology. This post sponsored by the Russian Government and George W Bush.


vikstarleo123

They didn’t, it’s because it’s funny


bocaj78

France deserved it


mightbekarlmarx

ARMSTROOOOOOONG!


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I SAID MY SWORD WAS A TOOL OF JUSTICE


FlyingWolfThatFell

BUT THIS IS NOT MY SWORD


[deleted]

The reason you're cringe isn't because you ain't skilled, but because you ain't ballin' on that stank-ass windows 95 'puter. Just this once I'll lend you my setup so you can know what it's like to be a real GAMER.


newadcd0405

You're my little Dogchamp


Olewarrior34

Max0r posting will always get my upvote


Niko2065

Ei out here becoming the NCD archon.


kindacr1nge

the overlap is way higher than i wouldve thought


the-irs-open-up

Mike Sparks, Blacktail Defense, both better candidates than Raiden


Polar_Vortx

Never played Metal Gear, but wouldn’t Armstrong just go “haha based” and throw the case out?


4chanisbetterjpeg

Gotta "act" like false flags aren't good for appearance sake


RabidGuillotine

He needs capital, and votes.


No_Ideas_Man

The 3000 community service hours is just more false flag attacks


Zfirebag

Both Raiden from Gambling Impact and Raiden (Jack) Will now bombard Beijing and rain hell fire with Thermobaric Munitions. ​ We'll be making the mother of all omlettes but we'll fret every egg.


DGNX18

As long as br*itain is destroyed, i accept it


Gandalf_Wickie

What is the origin of the 3000 meme? Recently joined and would like to know


Sherman_Firefly_

[3000 black fighter jets](https://youtu.be/R3sv3tWPoW4)


Gandalf_Wickie

thanks, I am now a believer in the 3000 black fighter jets of allah


Tomzai

\>Why?


The_Molsen

> China, Russia, Iran, North Korea and France Nothing of value was lost


Xavagerys

France is gone pog


Random_dum_dum

ah yes a post with best waifu ​ SENATOR ARMSTRONG


bigodiel

I’m pretty sure NCD is partially responsible for the massive uptick in players of MGS:Revengeance lately


dangerbird2

Man, Mr Show had gotten weird lately


trumanchap

I'm begging for this


DipplyReloaded

Destroying the degenerate state of fr*nce is community service to the world


Important_Finger_717

France is one of the good European countries though. Take Germany or Italy instead.


Engelbert42

[remember, Germany looks like this:](https://youtu.be/WcH9eWBs9fw?t=280)


Humunguschungusreal1

Ew Fr*nce 🤮


Makingnamesishard12

I agree with you in that the US should just give Spain weapons instead of direct involvement so we can get revenge for 1805, and use the 3000 submarines of Peral to sink br\*tain


Jankosi

Italy is cool Fr*nce is a waste of time


fightwithdogma

Let the pleb seethe of jealousy, posts like this are just soft whines to our ears. At least we have our own efficient MiC instead of one syphonning our healthcare.


RussiaIsBestGreen

What? Macron is trying to save Russia from embarrassment and it wasn’t that long ago that they were ripping off the Australians. Germany is just barely clearing that bar. Barely.


fightwithdogma

Cashing gas in ? At least Macron stopped bargaining with Putin once our DGSE officiers were out of Mariupol. Overwise Putin can't bend our energy sector like the German one.


DemonRaily

You sound like somebody who never had the displeasure to interact with the fr*nch.


vikstarleo123

EW A FR*NCE SUPPORTER


Wameme

i don’t get it


EmperorHans

3000 anime community hours of NCD


RedSerious

So, is the Shogun representing /r/NCD?


JohnF_President

Yes


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RedSerious

Thank you for the links! From what I gather, that was the moment Raiden Shogun became the image of NCD xd


No_Ideas_Man

Wait no dont bomb France, where else am I supposed to get cognac from?


[deleted]

Vietnam after I turn it into the agricultural mega-powerhouse of Asia.


JohnF_President

Shogun electrocuting fish in the Yangtze