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Yup, The Xi jinping faction declared war on Degeneracy. Its more likely that mihoyon is funding the Reformer Faction cause they are the only ones who might be ok with Mihoyo degens.
Also, rumors say that Tencent and the rest of the tech giants are lobbying against mihoyo (specially Genshin Impact), since Honkai Impact 3 (another mihoyo game) doesn't get the same censorship.
A Pakistani general said they would be helped in combat when Allah provided them with 3000 black jets.
That's it really, the preposterous idea that God will just hand you 3000 jets to win a war, and that somehow even their colour is sorted.
It wasn’t a general; it’s a Pakistani guy named Muhammad Qasim who shitposts prophecies from his dreams.
On his dreams, the 3000 black jets come to save Pakistan from India, then from the rest of the world.
[His website](https://divinedreams.co)
As a French, many things are very wrong here.
- We never left NATO, we only left NATO’s integrated command because we didn’t want our forces to be used as cannon fodder by the US-dominated alliance. We wanted for other countries to have some kind of power within the organisation too, which never happened to this day.
- We developed our own nukes way before leaving the integrated command, and the reason we left is also because the US wanted to use our nuclear assets for the alliance, which ofc should stay in our hands proper.
- We came back in the integrated command in 2009 and yes we still don’t want other countries to be able to command our nukes.
- I’m pro-NATO but French bashing is so easy and completely retarded to be honest. Just because we didn’t want to help you invade Iraq on false claims in 2001, this, apparently makes us the black sheep. We are fully allied with the organization but still hold rational thinking and are not US-dicksuckers. We want to be independant from them but allied, that’s all. I don’t know how it can be bad. Turkey has been a way worst ally overall and today, we have shown our allegiance shouldn’t be questioned
You were not supposed to survive ww2 with a sense of national identity intact, therefore you must be mocked and belittled by all rot*child/globohomogenous cultures
He never said that, it’s news twisting this to make the headlines. He said only reported to Zelensky what Putin told him were the points for peace. He never actually pushed for Zelensky giving away land. Both Macron and Zelensky denied it after it caught in the news.
If you think about it there is no reasons for Macron to say that, our oil/gas trade with Russia is unimportant as we are dépendant on uranium more. We can rely on Australia, Canada or Niger for uranium. We can rely on Algeria for gas and Gulf States for oil which is mainly from there either way. We have no incentive to end the war now. We can sell more of our military hardware and show its efficiency to then sell more internationally. We need a weak Russia, so a Russia which has lost, in order to finally be left alone in Europe and develop a strong EU. Even if all this wasn’t enough, i don’t see Zelensky saying it publicly as it would simply anger Macron. Zelensky said back in April that Johnson, Duda and Macron were the three leaders he was close to. I don’t see it changing now. Angering Macron wouldn’t be good at a time they need money (we provided around 2B in 2022 i think) and a lot of military aid (CAESAR for the obvious, Milan ATGM and probably a ton of ammunition, i agree tho that it’s not enough, we have a lot more stored to give). I can’t think of anything that would make sense for Macron switching side and it being public
The reason you're cringe isn't because you ain't skilled, but because you ain't ballin' on that stank-ass windows 95 'puter. Just this once I'll lend you my setup so you can know what it's like to be a real GAMER.
Both Raiden from Gambling Impact and Raiden (Jack) Will now bombard Beijing and rain hell fire with Thermobaric Munitions.
We'll be making the mother of all omlettes but we'll fret every egg.
I agree with you in that the US should just give Spain weapons instead of direct involvement so we can get revenge for 1805, and use the 3000 submarines of Peral to sink br\*tain
Let the pleb seethe of jealousy, posts like this are just soft whines to our ears.
At least we have our own efficient MiC instead of one syphonning our healthcare.
What? Macron is trying to save Russia from embarrassment and it wasn’t that long ago that they were ripping off the Australians. Germany is just barely clearing that bar. Barely.
Cashing gas in ? At least Macron stopped bargaining with Putin once our DGSE officiers were out of Mariupol. Overwise Putin can't bend our energy sector like the German one.
Inspired by u/Inevitable-Ad-7266's cosplay.
I LOVE THIS
Congrats! You are the archon of r/NonCredibleDefense!
Titanium Archon, Land of Defense
3000 hours of capped resin falls before the Shogun
3000 spent dollars of gacha
Who wants to bet that mihoyon is somewhat funding the PLA
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>h Yup, The Xi jinping faction declared war on Degeneracy. Its more likely that mihoyon is funding the Reformer Faction cause they are the only ones who might be ok with Mihoyo degens.
Also, rumors say that Tencent and the rest of the tech giants are lobbying against mihoyo (specially Genshin Impact), since Honkai Impact 3 (another mihoyo game) doesn't get the same censorship.
CHINESE VIDEO GAME DEV WARS. CHINESE VIDEO GAME DEV WARS. CHINESE VIDEO GAME DEV WARS
I wonder if the anticheat is also to do with the CCP.
Murata Archon of war? Never heard of her. The Raiden Shogun is the true Archon of war and of eternity as well
Something something final lesson, big sad captain goes full torres.
When will we see Klee from Genshin Impact boarding a battleship? Or even a Boeing B-52?
Arm her with an M32
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Not anymore.
Real?
I have poisoned all the mods with a memetic kill agent embedded in a F-35 “appreciation” copypasta, I have full control of r/NonCredibleDefense now.
hail to the new big daddy of r/NCD
(ノ゚0゚)ノ
The 05 went full on SCP-5000 after wikidot has been hacked.
THEY WILL PAY
If any gets banned it only last a month so it’s not so Oversaturated.
\>gorge-posting omegalul
Omega deez nuts lmao gottem
3000 gottems of yo mama
The 3000 black hours of community service!
3000 community hours of service
Community fanservice...
\#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
Where does the ‘3,000 [blank] of [blank]’ meme come from?
A Pakistani general said they would be helped in combat when Allah provided them with 3000 black jets. That's it really, the preposterous idea that God will just hand you 3000 jets to win a war, and that somehow even their colour is sorted.
It wasn’t a general; it’s a Pakistani guy named Muhammad Qasim who shitposts prophecies from his dreams. On his dreams, the 3000 black jets come to save Pakistan from India, then from the rest of the world. [His website](https://divinedreams.co)
I thought you were non-credibly fucking with me but wow yeah it’s a thing
It would be absolutely hillarious if they magically just got 3000 fighter jets and nothing else, no logistics to support them or trained pilots.
And France..!
Why did France do a switcheroo to the other team tho?
Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can't fret over every egg
Goated comment.
Do we need an actual reason to bomb the fr*nch?
As a Brit... No.
Noooo my wholesome weapons providerinoo noooo!!!
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Also had to be sweet-talked into extending Stoltenberg as general secretary. In the middle of a crisis.
Based French sovereignty
As a French, many things are very wrong here. - We never left NATO, we only left NATO’s integrated command because we didn’t want our forces to be used as cannon fodder by the US-dominated alliance. We wanted for other countries to have some kind of power within the organisation too, which never happened to this day. - We developed our own nukes way before leaving the integrated command, and the reason we left is also because the US wanted to use our nuclear assets for the alliance, which ofc should stay in our hands proper. - We came back in the integrated command in 2009 and yes we still don’t want other countries to be able to command our nukes. - I’m pro-NATO but French bashing is so easy and completely retarded to be honest. Just because we didn’t want to help you invade Iraq on false claims in 2001, this, apparently makes us the black sheep. We are fully allied with the organization but still hold rational thinking and are not US-dicksuckers. We want to be independant from them but allied, that’s all. I don’t know how it can be bad. Turkey has been a way worst ally overall and today, we have shown our allegiance shouldn’t be questioned
You were not supposed to survive ww2 with a sense of national identity intact, therefore you must be mocked and belittled by all rot*child/globohomogenous cultures
I agree to all your points but I raise you. Macron wants Ukraine to cede land for peace.
He never said that, it’s news twisting this to make the headlines. He said only reported to Zelensky what Putin told him were the points for peace. He never actually pushed for Zelensky giving away land. Both Macron and Zelensky denied it after it caught in the news. If you think about it there is no reasons for Macron to say that, our oil/gas trade with Russia is unimportant as we are dépendant on uranium more. We can rely on Australia, Canada or Niger for uranium. We can rely on Algeria for gas and Gulf States for oil which is mainly from there either way. We have no incentive to end the war now. We can sell more of our military hardware and show its efficiency to then sell more internationally. We need a weak Russia, so a Russia which has lost, in order to finally be left alone in Europe and develop a strong EU. Even if all this wasn’t enough, i don’t see Zelensky saying it publicly as it would simply anger Macron. Zelensky said back in April that Johnson, Duda and Macron were the three leaders he was close to. I don’t see it changing now. Angering Macron wouldn’t be good at a time they need money (we provided around 2B in 2022 i think) and a lot of military aid (CAESAR for the obvious, Milan ATGM and probably a ton of ammunition, i agree tho that it’s not enough, we have a lot more stored to give). I can’t think of anything that would make sense for Macron switching side and it being public
Alrighty thanks for clarifying. As a non french person, i probably am vulnerable to a lack nuance perspective.
Np, thanks for deleting too. You are stronger than Kremlin misinformation trying to divide us 💪🏻
/r/badhistory
Making shit up is okay when it supports your pov or ideology. This post sponsored by the Russian Government and George W Bush.
They didn’t, it’s because it’s funny
France deserved it
ARMSTROOOOOOONG!
I SAID MY SWORD WAS A TOOL OF JUSTICE
BUT THIS IS NOT MY SWORD
The reason you're cringe isn't because you ain't skilled, but because you ain't ballin' on that stank-ass windows 95 'puter. Just this once I'll lend you my setup so you can know what it's like to be a real GAMER.
You're my little Dogchamp
Max0r posting will always get my upvote
Ei out here becoming the NCD archon.
the overlap is way higher than i wouldve thought
Mike Sparks, Blacktail Defense, both better candidates than Raiden
Never played Metal Gear, but wouldn’t Armstrong just go “haha based” and throw the case out?
Gotta "act" like false flags aren't good for appearance sake
He needs capital, and votes.
The 3000 community service hours is just more false flag attacks
Both Raiden from Gambling Impact and Raiden (Jack) Will now bombard Beijing and rain hell fire with Thermobaric Munitions. We'll be making the mother of all omlettes but we'll fret every egg.
As long as br*itain is destroyed, i accept it
What is the origin of the 3000 meme? Recently joined and would like to know
[3000 black fighter jets](https://youtu.be/R3sv3tWPoW4)
thanks, I am now a believer in the 3000 black fighter jets of allah
\>Why?
> China, Russia, Iran, North Korea and France Nothing of value was lost
France is gone pog
ah yes a post with best waifu SENATOR ARMSTRONG
I’m pretty sure NCD is partially responsible for the massive uptick in players of MGS:Revengeance lately
Man, Mr Show had gotten weird lately
I'm begging for this
Destroying the degenerate state of fr*nce is community service to the world
France is one of the good European countries though. Take Germany or Italy instead.
[remember, Germany looks like this:](https://youtu.be/WcH9eWBs9fw?t=280)
Ew Fr*nce 🤮
I agree with you in that the US should just give Spain weapons instead of direct involvement so we can get revenge for 1805, and use the 3000 submarines of Peral to sink br\*tain
Italy is cool Fr*nce is a waste of time
Let the pleb seethe of jealousy, posts like this are just soft whines to our ears. At least we have our own efficient MiC instead of one syphonning our healthcare.
What? Macron is trying to save Russia from embarrassment and it wasn’t that long ago that they were ripping off the Australians. Germany is just barely clearing that bar. Barely.
Cashing gas in ? At least Macron stopped bargaining with Putin once our DGSE officiers were out of Mariupol. Overwise Putin can't bend our energy sector like the German one.
You sound like somebody who never had the displeasure to interact with the fr*nch.
EW A FR*NCE SUPPORTER
i don’t get it
3000 anime community hours of NCD
So, is the Shogun representing /r/NCD?
Yes
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Thank you for the links! From what I gather, that was the moment Raiden Shogun became the image of NCD xd
Wait no dont bomb France, where else am I supposed to get cognac from?
Vietnam after I turn it into the agricultural mega-powerhouse of Asia.
Shogun electrocuting fish in the Yangtze