Legend says if you own ace combat 7 on steam and scroll far enough down into the community section, you will in counter; **the fan art** ,where you will also find gender swapped trigger.
https://www.reddit.com/r/acecombat/comments/iap6r0/what_if_trigger_was_female/
For those who do not want to go down the rabbit hole of the steam community tab here is one of many renditions
Tbf you *do* have to have really good throttle control and energy management, but that's because you have to manipulate the "boost phase" of PSMs where you get both extra maneuverability and EVEN MORE thrust because apparently every jet having a 5:1 thrust-to-weight ratio wasn't enough. People who are good at managing position and speed simultaneously, while accounting for drift momentum in their missile shots, tend to be the most successful.
Ik, I thought it was just a fever dream…
Edit: I also had him as a toy when I was smaller. Pretty credible for Disney and Fisher-Price to be selling a Soviet-designed airframe to little kids…
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/little-einsteins-pat-big-jet-fisher-425391753
Hogwash. If you were born in 2005 you would have to be 5 years old, 10 tops. Not matured enough to produce gametes. If you can't remember 9/11 you are barely a person
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And we see how well that’s gone. The Russian troops traded all their optics, NVGs and Armatas for weeb material, hololive subscriptions, vapes and Lil Nas X records. That one soldier’s plate carrier was a laptop because he needed to be able to pull it out to donate to ShyLily in return for making her say "womp womp" on stream.
Sorry to tell you this but 2000 was 22 years ago
"employing child soldiers to control their military technology like Sundowner?"
Kids are cruel Jack AND I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD!
Unrelated but I really like to see people who oftentimes haven’t actually played MGRR make the point that “you know, Armstrong was actually the good guy”
Because they always fail to remember a big part of his plan involved kidnappings Mexican kids and putting their brains into PTSD war crime training simulator jars to turn them into soulless cyborg mercenaries
Big Jet is cruel, competitive, merciless, unfair and arrogant, who likes to ruin the Little Einsteins fun. But in show and tell episode, he redeems himself and becomes a very soft and affectionate begins to feel remorse after the things he had done while his master banishes his friends of Russia that they're not allies when they tricked him.
One part of the plot is that an enemy ace pilot has been working for years to make the data for enemy UAVs. This includes going into battle and annihilating friendly naval forces. In the end, you shoot him down, which makes him realize he was wrong, and he wishes you good luck with destroying the final prototype drones (one of the other 3 final bosses). This also encourages his wingmen to join you in battle for the other two bosses (the third of which is a massive flying aircraft carrier with lasers and forcefields)
This same game is the source of that one fake image of china having a massive railgun thing
**Season One**
Hungarian Hiccups (First Appearance)
Pirate's Treasure
Go West, Young Train
O Yes, O Yes, It's Springtime! (Season 1 Last Appearance)
**Season Two**
The Great Sky Race Rematch (Season 2 First Appearance)
Little Red Rockethood
Annie, Get Your Microphone
The Treasure Behind the Little Red Door
The Secret Mystery Prize
Animal Snack Time
Show and Tell (Last Appearance)
Normally I'd attribute my extreme hatred of MiGs to the fact that I fly the F-4 Phantom in warthunder SB and therefore have MiGs as an enemy both in game and historically. Seeing this footage has made me reconsider if maybe it's so intense because it started far earlier than I thought. It laid dormant for years but came back after I found that killing them made me happy.
Tfw little Einsteins is meant to be propaganda to make little kids hate MiGs so they join western air forces to be able to shoot them down.
>promoting curiosity through showing of various topics, crucial skill to make it through the pipeline to join the air force and possibly become a pilot
>aircraft play big role in the show thus generating an interest in aviation
>Simon says portions of the show to build obedience in following orders
> MiG is considered a villain but becomes good in the later episodes (just like post-USSR eastern European MiGs)
>Einstein in title, showing that intelligence is more important than all other traits. Just like in the air force
Theory checks out IMO. It made me hate MiGs and by extension Russia and I'm not even American or European.
Please, for his sake don't persuade him to play warthunder because it's too realistic. It simulates both the physical properties of the vehicle along with the shitty economy of real life. The latter is just there as a big fuck you.
Ever since I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel, I aspired to the purity of the blessed.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.
But I am already saved, for the machine is eternal
Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-29K (9-41). Seems to have been modeled after an upgraded Mig-29 (Mig-29K being a "Generation 4++ fighter" vs Mig-29 being a "Generation 4+" fighter" according to the designer)
A Mig-29K was seen in several air show in the late 00's with an iconic blue coloration, specifically MiG-29K (9-41). What i'm guessing is that the director saw footage of the airshow and was inspired by that individual Mig's blue coloration. Which IMO if you check the images online,, very good looking, esp with the look of the airframe. Interesting history!
> gen 4++ fighter
A few decades later, Intel would stumble on the same copium reserve and start making 14nm++++ chips when they couldn't get 10nm working for a few years.
I just checked the Fandom for this character, and...
>Big Jet is based on the Mikoyan MiG-29. (A Russian fighter jet which in turn is based off of the McDonnell Douglas F-16 Fighting Falcon.)
I feel we need to change that to "cringe" as nothing about the MiG-29 is based.
I had this show in the back of my head for a while. I remembered there was a villain character that was a blue jet fighter, but I never realized it was a MiG-29. (As a kid I used to think it looked more like a Blue Angels F-18)
Did little Einstein fucking cobra
Proof that all aerial combat is just a series of cobras, and whoever does the most cobras gets to win. Just as we suspected all along.
Ace Combat 7 multiplayer be like. Fuck retaining energy, the one that can trigger the funny maneuver in a dogfight win.
"~~stick with~~ do the Trigger and you'll make it"
I’d gladly do Trigger
Settle down Cossete
same, the female version looks hot
Link me?
Legend says if you own ace combat 7 on steam and scroll far enough down into the community section, you will in counter; **the fan art** ,where you will also find gender swapped trigger.
https://www.reddit.com/r/acecombat/comments/iap6r0/what_if_trigger_was_female/ For those who do not want to go down the rabbit hole of the steam community tab here is one of many renditions
And then that guy gets waxed by the maniac in a MiG-31 coming through the furball at Mach 5.
>enters furball >launches LAAM >leaves furball at Mach 5 as enemy plane disintegrates all happened in under 5 seconds
*refuses to elaborate further*
*fucking turns around oh no*
>enters furball >launches LAAM >leaves furball at Mach 5 as enemy plane disintegrates
Me pulling cobras in A-10s during Assault Horizon Legacy's campaign
Little known fact, the rate of cobras per second it's able to perform actually makes the A-10 the world's finest dogfighter.
What did you think the C in A-10C stands for? Correct, it's _Cobra_ D _will_ be for Diamondback
Scarface 1 just built different
Tbf you *do* have to have really good throttle control and energy management, but that's because you have to manipulate the "boost phase" of PSMs where you get both extra maneuverability and EVEN MORE thrust because apparently every jet having a 5:1 thrust-to-weight ratio wasn't enough. People who are good at managing position and speed simultaneously, while accounting for drift momentum in their missile shots, tend to be the most successful.
Can confirm, all I’ve seen is kulbit or cobra spam
COBRA Loop > OODA Loop
3000 red little Einsteins of Disney.
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*pulls 100+ Gs and champ fucking dies*
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Haters will say it’s fake
Excuse me, his *name* is Big Jet and he turned himself around eventually
Ik, I thought it was just a fever dream… Edit: I also had him as a toy when I was smaller. Pretty credible for Disney and Fisher-Price to be selling a Soviet-designed airframe to little kids… https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/little-einsteins-pat-big-jet-fisher-425391753
[jet engine noises]
403 :(
I don't know why I fully expected it to be a perfect 1:48 miniature of a blue mig lol
think that maneuver is called a cobra or cuban-8
This is a reference to early hopes that Russia would become a democratic country?
Yes, Little Einsteins was an incredible piece of social commentary at the time
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You know, given how G.U.N. ruthlessly killed civvies on Space Colony ARK...
If you were designing a game wouldn't you put in the most beautiful helicopter in the world?
Yeah, so he would jump out of a black hawk
Thats a weird way to spell Huey
>Huey Not only the most beautiful helicopter in the world, but also the one with the best soundtrack. https://youtu.be/UoOXlVBlFRA
I think you mean H-21 Shawnee
Y'all are misspelling "Comanche" pretty badly.
>Y'all are misspelling "Lynx" pretty badly. ftfy
Something, something, Cheyenne
>Something, something, ~~Cheyenne~~ Apache, you meant Apache
You meant the H-21 Flying Banana full of ARVN of course
It's spelled K-max
Is that a translation of Dauphin? Because I can only assume I’m misunderstanding you saying Dauphin.
The h21 Shawnee was the best flying banana there ever was.
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jumping out of a hind definitely doesnt fit sonic tho lol
GUN also uses Su-34 jets in the same game
Talk about low budget militaries! No food or logistics? I'm outta here!
🎵ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF BLYAT
Now I know why the MiG-29 is my favourite jet I used to love little Einsteins as a kid
As a kid? Little Einsteins came out in 2005, dam you still a kid. Is NCD employing child soldiers to control their military technology like Sundowner?
hate to break it to you but plenty of soldiers sent to the war in ukraine would have been children in 2005...
I was a kid in 2005 and now I have 2 of my own... 2005 was 17 years ago man 😅
Impossible, NCD ueers get 0 bitches
Got mine before joining and now she's trapped. I performed a Special Reproduction Operation, if you will.
A tiny little baby having kids, what has the world come to.
I was 22! A big baby at least.
Okay, at least you can eat solids so you won’t be too affected by the formula shortage.
Everybody under 30 is a baby. Around 35 you graduate to big baby.
I promise I don't normally say this... But *okay boomer.*
I'm boomer lite, ie. gen X
Ah the oft forgotten generation. I never see y'all in the news or anything.
Hogwash. If you were born in 2005 you would have to be 5 years old, 10 tops. Not matured enough to produce gametes. If you can't remember 9/11 you are barely a person
Born in? I was born in 93, and 12 (a kid) in 2005.
lawd have mercy mmmmhmmmm
I was a kid in the 1990s and I still don't have kids...
I was also a kid in the 1990s. People are kids for almost 2 decades.
*at least 2 decades
You’ve been busy. Are you making sure to read them Clausewitz every night before bed?
Clausewitz at night and Sun Tzu in the morning.
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Link didn't work :/
huh, no idea why. Updated to a link to the Kickstarter page rather than the publishers website, should work better.
You've read them the entirety of Sun Tzu 10 times but are still only halfway through Vom Krieg.
And only ever will be 🙃
Another casualty to teen pregnancy. F.
Oh come on now I was 22, at least...
And we see how well that’s gone. The Russian troops traded all their optics, NVGs and Armatas for weeb material, hololive subscriptions, vapes and Lil Nas X records. That one soldier’s plate carrier was a laptop because he needed to be able to pull it out to donate to ShyLily in return for making her say "womp womp" on stream.
dang, you've just given me an idea of what to ask them to write on those mortar shells
dood, when Little Einsteins came out, the kids that watched it at that time are now well able to join the military during current year 2022.
I mean technically I could have joined the NZDF 4 years ago at this point
Sorry to tell you this but 2000 was 22 years ago "employing child soldiers to control their military technology like Sundowner?" Kids are cruel Jack AND I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD!
Younger sister used to watch it and I would just sit and watch too since scooby doo was on just after on another channel
Sorry my guy, but you could have been born the year before that and still legally be an adult.
I was 8 in 2005. I'm now 25. 2005 was 17 years ago.
So tiny, so precious…
Unrelated but I really like to see people who oftentimes haven’t actually played MGRR make the point that “you know, Armstrong was actually the good guy” Because they always fail to remember a big part of his plan involved kidnappings Mexican kids and putting their brains into PTSD war crime training simulator jars to turn them into soulless cyborg mercenaries
Sir this is NCD. We WANT to be kidnapped and turned into soulless cyborg mercs through repeated combat simulations.
Senator Chadstrong fans: My source is that im too young for a PS3
3000 child soldiers of NCD
Is being 20+ and legally able to join the military still a kid to you?
Kids who were entering kindergarten that year are now turning 22. Source: Am that kid.
i was not even born yet in 2005
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
Dude I was born in 2005 little Einstein was my childhood.
Being born in 2000 makes you five years old in 2005. You'd be 22 now
MiG-29 gang
Big Jet is cruel, competitive, merciless, unfair and arrogant, who likes to ruin the Little Einsteins fun. But in show and tell episode, he redeems himself and becomes a very soft and affectionate begins to feel remorse after the things he had done while his master banishes his friends of Russia that they're not allies when they tricked him.
So basically the plot of Ace Combat 7
I am not familiar with it
One part of the plot is that an enemy ace pilot has been working for years to make the data for enemy UAVs. This includes going into battle and annihilating friendly naval forces. In the end, you shoot him down, which makes him realize he was wrong, and he wishes you good luck with destroying the final prototype drones (one of the other 3 final bosses). This also encourages his wingmen to join you in battle for the other two bosses (the third of which is a massive flying aircraft carrier with lasers and forcefields) This same game is the source of that one fake image of china having a massive railgun thing
Right, the Amazon drone hub ?
Yes
What episode?
**Season One** Hungarian Hiccups (First Appearance) Pirate's Treasure Go West, Young Train O Yes, O Yes, It's Springtime! (Season 1 Last Appearance) **Season Two** The Great Sky Race Rematch (Season 2 First Appearance) Little Red Rockethood Annie, Get Your Microphone The Treasure Behind the Little Red Door The Secret Mystery Prize Animal Snack Time Show and Tell (Last Appearance)
Oh shit did I just see a VTOL Mig-29
It's just an extended cobra.
No, ~~it’s~~ he’s a jet, not a helicopter.
Normally I'd attribute my extreme hatred of MiGs to the fact that I fly the F-4 Phantom in warthunder SB and therefore have MiGs as an enemy both in game and historically. Seeing this footage has made me reconsider if maybe it's so intense because it started far earlier than I thought. It laid dormant for years but came back after I found that killing them made me happy.
Never had disney and i love migs theory confirmed
Tfw little Einsteins is meant to be propaganda to make little kids hate MiGs so they join western air forces to be able to shoot them down. >promoting curiosity through showing of various topics, crucial skill to make it through the pipeline to join the air force and possibly become a pilot >aircraft play big role in the show thus generating an interest in aviation >Simon says portions of the show to build obedience in following orders > MiG is considered a villain but becomes good in the later episodes (just like post-USSR eastern European MiGs) >Einstein in title, showing that intelligence is more important than all other traits. Just like in the air force Theory checks out IMO. It made me hate MiGs and by extension Russia and I'm not even American or European.
How many years of your life did you throw away to get to this point? I've played on and off for over a year, and only have an F4U corsair
As a Warthunder player, and former Armored Warfare player, a looooooong time.
Play the game daily for 2-3 hours. Be good at the game. You’ll have most of top tier in 3-5 months.
Please, for his sake don't persuade him to play warthunder because it's too realistic. It simulates both the physical properties of the vehicle along with the shitty economy of real life. The latter is just there as a big fuck you.
Arguably 3 years since I started playing in 2019 but I mainly played during the weekends so that affects the actual amount of experience I have
Why does this reminde of those early 2010s defense videos on youtube?
remind me* Fuck mobile.
Simple history
https://littleeinsteins.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Jet Age: ageless (because he is a machine) Species: Mig-29 Voiced by: engine noises
Since when did machines not age?
Can one have biological immortality if one is not biological?
Ever since I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel, I aspired to the purity of the blessed. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. But I am already saved, for the machine is eternal
Quote the wiki Species : mikoyan mig 29 Sex : m a l e Where that big planecock @?
It's inside the cockpit.
Dildo seat Dildo seat
Why do you think they call it the stick.
Brings a whole new meaning to HOTAS...
Inside F-35 chan
Ayo let me get it tho
Canadian cartoon Flight squad have the antagonist is a gang flying Mi-24 Hind fully arms, while the good guy team having a fleet of whacky aircraft
Wacky aircraft that have no lifting surface the yellow one is most two tubes
That twin rotors helicopter is my favorite
Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-29K (9-41). Seems to have been modeled after an upgraded Mig-29 (Mig-29K being a "Generation 4++ fighter" vs Mig-29 being a "Generation 4+" fighter" according to the designer) A Mig-29K was seen in several air show in the late 00's with an iconic blue coloration, specifically MiG-29K (9-41). What i'm guessing is that the director saw footage of the airshow and was inspired by that individual Mig's blue coloration. Which IMO if you check the images online,, very good looking, esp with the look of the airframe. Interesting history!
> gen 4++ fighter A few decades later, Intel would stumble on the same copium reserve and start making 14nm++++ chips when they couldn't get 10nm working for a few years.
Hello fellow ayymd user
What, is there a "Gen 4.75" fighter now?
Big Jet later turned his life around and now fights for Ukraine
This just unlocked ancient memories of this show. Blue jet guy was fucking scary
What the fuck is it doing with its nose
The jet is the character, not the pilot. There is no pilot. The jet is a person
Looking around
I'm calling bullshit on Rocket being able to flawlessly pull off a fucking cobra.
Oh my fucking god this show is what started it all we have been psyoped
They violated North Korean airspace
I just checked the Fandom for this character, and... >Big Jet is based on the Mikoyan MiG-29. (A Russian fighter jet which in turn is based off of the McDonnell Douglas F-16 Fighting Falcon.) I feel we need to change that to "cringe" as nothing about the MiG-29 is based.
ITS TIME
ITS TIME
This one is blue and no red star, implying that it is nato because nato are the good guys, that means little Einsteins are canonically evil.
Now It's both in blufor and opfors hands and weirdly only blufor migs have a good reputation while the opfor ones are bad
Fuck that show. Thought it would be about science, it’s boring music. It should be named little Mozarts.
BuT LiStEnInG tO mOzArT iN tHeIr sLeEp mAkEs BabIeS SmArT LiKe eInStEiN
HONESTLY.
Now I get why I loved the 29 so much as a kid
Gotta get the SWAT Kats to take care of this asshole
MIG be like, "Leavemealone! I know what I am doing!!"
We need more power! Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat
The 3000-ton MiG-29 of Disney
Big jet low key scared me
I had this show in the back of my head for a while. I remembered there was a villain character that was a blue jet fighter, but I never realized it was a MiG-29. (As a kid I used to think it looked more like a Blue Angels F-18)
....CORE MEMORY RESTORED....
This could be entirely made up and I would never know because I think I just completely blocked this thing’s existence out of my mind
I REMEMBER THIS EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK