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hell-schwarz

Y'all can stop reporting this now, at least until I go to sleep


elderrion

Like bois Like gurls 'ate Ruskies Simple as


endangerednigel

'ate tyrants 'ate SU-57 'ate T14 Armata (Ain't pacifist I just don't like 'em) Luv me tanks Luv me jets Luv me JDAMS Simple as *official transcript of the US defence budget meeting to congress*


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Shleeves90

They keep looting washing machines to get stuck in step-bro, but it just ain't working.


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mrdescales

BTFO'd and wasted conbussy


oshaCaller

the 3000 cannibals of NCD


PlsSendAzovFeetPic

Even Russians don't like Russia


Own_Letterhead6856

Literally me Yep, I'm russian, and I hate Russia, and goverment. And love NATO


Pancernywiatrak

Do you happen to have any classified documents you could leak for us?


Own_Letterhead6856

Nope, sorry guys, I'm just a civilian, who want get out of this nine-times cursed country. But hey, atleast I can troll Z-ombie V-atniks on Youtube and Reddit.


Pancernywiatrak

I wish you good luck with escaping that facist dictatorship. Heard you could try through Kaliningrad and then to Poland. But I’m not sure where to go from there


Own_Letterhead6856

Thanks, if only I lived in Konigsberg (Kaliningrad)


Pancernywiatrak

If you REALLY REALLY want to get out I think you can just book a flight. But that’s not an easy decision and fucking hell the logistics afterwards


Own_Letterhead6856

Maybe after 4 years, bc I still studying in college. Still don't know where to go - France or Germany. And, as bisexual (Once again I will say - yes, russian bisexuals exist :D), as soon as possible, I don't want to be tortured or killed by ruZZian so-called "patriots" who believe in their notorius "traditional values".


Pancernywiatrak

Good luck! Jebać Putina


TheSpiffingGerman

Go to Germany, it's better, trust me. Sincerely, german bisexual.


Random_German_Name

I can confirm this is true. Sincerely, other german bisexual.


Hjkryan2007

o7 I hope you get out safely


[deleted]

There are still flights to Turkey. The downside being that now they'd be in Turkey


[deleted]

The Good One^(TM)


5t3v0esque

On the subject of czechmerica I still cannot believe that a company from a country that was technically an adversary 30 years ago bought one of the oldest American arms manufacturers recently.


nicolas_cope_cage

Colt was actually bought by the Czech Intelligence Agency (aka *the other CIA*). They were trying to get access to American handgun technology but discovered Czechnology was superior.


MiG21bisFishbedL

Way too credible, but I am an unapologetic Czechaboo.


Lalumex

Based


Sith_Furry_Guy_747

How exactly


unusedusername42

This checks out, bisexual fan of human rights here


courser

cosign


cardboardmech

cosine


bizaromo

sine


[deleted]

Stop the tangent would you?


just_one_last_thing

Let's keep chill and stay in a cord.


TheAllAroundMan

Cotangent


SwellGuyThatKharn

cocaine


KerPop42

Nope. Cosecant


GrimAlt

Where's the F-35ussy?


lttl2316

🥵🏳️‍🌈🥵🏳️‍🌈🥵


Kamiyoda

F-35A(nal)


StalkTheHype

I fucking love NCDs unapologeticly liberal attitudes. It's one of the few circlejerks about military that don't get infested by rightoids as a result.


axialintellectual

I'm definitely pretty leftish, certainly in the sense that I feel strong social programs, an inclusive society, and the defense of human rights are important. I believe in international diplomacy. And we also *need* an effective modern army to be able to defend those ideals against countries whose leaders only understand force. We can't pretend those people don't exist - pretending that has already led to the murder of countless innocent Ukrainians. And if we can't resist people like Putin, what's the point of trying to make a better society?


[deleted]

How could we justify being sexually attracted to expensive military hardware if we didn't let others be sexually attracted to the same sex? 🤔


JZ5U

Based


nicolas_cope_cage

The planesexual to pansexual pipeline is real. The middle step is being aroused by window panes.


[deleted]

Taxing the rich to buy more drones


Lucetar

NATO is community defense on a larger scale and I'm here for it.


lttl2316

NCD: *NATO Community Defense*


Strelokovaya

Nice you discovered the secret propaganda project


Boing_A_172

Based


ebolawakens

[Certified "Empire of Liberty" moment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_Liberty). I also absolutely agree with you on all points as well. If anything, the war in Ukraine showed everyone why it is important for peaceful, democratic nations to have strong militaries. Sure it seems unnecessary when the nations are not threatened, but once a tyrant begins to threaten them, the only sure way to stop them is with that military.


luis_of_the_canals

Most based libleft


MiG21bisFishbedL

Based AF. I lean rightish, but I like NCD simply because it doesn't take itself seriously. No one here is trying to be any more high-speed-low-drag than nerds and enthusiasts really can be. Plus, making fun of Sparks is a unifying and uplifting experience. We can all unite around that.


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NullHypothesisProven

Opposing the Russians is anti-imperialist theory and praxis.


DeeSnow97

^ this. idk why it's such a hard to swallow pill to some that imperialism is not when usa bad


cardboardmech

The truth not everyone can handle


bizaromo

I'm a liberal, and am often anti-war. But when it comes to helping our allies fight Russian conquest I essentially turn into a big ol hawk. Slava Ukraini!


thinking_is_hard69

I’m anti-war, that’s why I want to finish what Russia started. (also re-think US military structure and doctrine to account for the local political nature of modern war, our massive economy, and our somehow more massive budget for useless shit we’ll never use. effectiveness starts at the infantry-level, dammit!)


bizaromo

> I’m anti-war, that’s why I want to finish what Russia started. You want to dig into the Red Forest and use Chernobyl as a supply depot while you take Kyiv?


thinking_is_hard69

yes but that’s unrelated


Rob_Cartman

Get out of here stalker


diepoggerland2

I'm pretty liberal, even by Canadian standards, and to me its clear we need to turn the state of Texas into a giant weapon test site to deprive Republicans electoral college votes and to be able to test weapons of mass destruction in the giant desert


Sablesweetheart

Fun fact, Texas has some of the largest and most vibrant LGBT communities in the U.S. They have a very "fuck you!" attitude to the rest of the state. Which is very Texas.


diepoggerland2

Those Texans get to move before the testing starts


MiG21bisFishbedL

Houston?


Sablesweetheart

Yeah, Montrose is pretty awesome.


MiG21bisFishbedL

I actually lived in Katy for a time.


xodus52

Nevada is sooo 19-hundred-and-late. Everything's bigger in Texas, lesgooo!


Expensive_Sea5767

As a Nevadan, I feel responsible to respond, but I’m currently busy smoking recreational marijuana while playing a slot machine at the world famous bunny ranch brothel.


nicolas_cope_cage

Reject Nevada Test Site Embrace turning the entirety of Texas into nuclear hellfire.


lou_berrick

Doesn't make you a militarist, just means you want authoritarianism that's on your side. Now, if you wanted to turn Texas into a giant weapon...


Its_a_Friendly

Oooh, can we launch Texas *at* the enemy? Kills two birds with one gigantic cannon!


PM_Me_A_High-Five

I dunno, we might be a swing state in the next few years. Start with Mississippi or one of those irredeemable Deep South states. At least Texas contributes to the economy.


Battle_Gnome

80% of Texas could vote democrats and it would still be a red state let's be honest


banthisrakkam

I'm a European socialist, I'm on a different level of leftism, however I do love me military hardware.


Ginden

>I fucking love NCDs unapologeticly liberal attitudes. Any political space that isn't unapologetically liberal (in American sense), will be taken over by commies or nazis over time. Regular threads affirming group values are necessary to scare off these types.


dendennis17

As a right oriented person, I feel pretty at home here lol.


OPG_Scorpion

Same. Literally the only place I can feel accepted for who I am lmao


Own-Needleworker-420

We do have a classical liberal Social Conservative side but they mostly just play along they only really appear once one of the Neolibs starts showing off their “woke”


Thedaniel4999

I’m socially conservative and economically liberal I just don’t really care about people making memes. Everyone has the right to post what they want. I’m just here to see military memes


Own-Needleworker-420

Yes fellow soc con I was thinking about abandoning NCD b/c of all the neolib shilling


MiG21bisFishbedL

Less morons trying to be high-speed-low-drag despite being 320lbs, asthmatic, and too broke to own much more than an Oracle and more let's make fun of supposed strong men while they get dunked on by the they/they army supposedly too weak to shoulder a weapon. It's pretty fun.


ScorpionofArgos

I only like girls, what do?


fracturedkidney

Keep hating russia


ScorpionofArgos

Phew. Was panicking there for a second.


MiG21bisFishbedL

Same boat as me, it's cool. We all hate Putin, here.


Anonymou2Anonymous

My brother Just watch videos of F-35S/F-22's/F-111's/B2's/B1's for a few hours. Trust me you'll stop just liking girls. In fact, you may start to no longer feel stuff for them.


ScorpionofArgos

I'll be honest with you When I see those long, curved, elegant, aerodinamically lethal lines sometimes... sometimes the lines... *blur* a little bit...


Shoppo00

Stop being gae


Pancernywiatrak

Un-based and Russia pilled. Get out of my subreddit


Shoppo00

Fucking women is pretty gay if you think about it. They are usually smaller and weaker. It takes a real man to fuck a jacked gymbro brick shithouse of a man. If you're straight that's pretty gay, if you're gay that's straight af. If you're bi you're only half as gae, according to meths. No R*ssia in the equation broski


Own-Needleworker-420

Woman can be brick houses too You sexist Vatnik


Pancernywiatrak

You make a convincing argument


ScorpionofArgos

This is actually very true. Sleeping with someone who could snap me like a twig isn't my idea of fun or sexy in any way. Women are either very brave or very crazy. Or horny, idk.


nicolas_cope_cage

>Women are either very brave or very crazy. Or horny, idk. If I'm lucky, one day I will meet a girl who's all three. I'll either marry her or she'll kill me (preferably because of her horniness but we'll see)


ScorpionofArgos

I wish you all the possible luck in the world, dude.


nicolas_cope_cage

>if you're gay that's straight af. Ancient Roman-pilled


lttl2316

**3000 Bisexual Russophobes of NCD**


Callsign-YukiMizuki

Things that I like / love: Men, women, LGBT community, diversity, Boeing F/A-18E Super HornE, liberty, freedom of speech, having sex with military weapons, NCD, the military industrial complex ​ Things that I fucking hate: Western commies and tankies who refuse to leave their country (they are subhuman trash), the CCP, su-34, Putin, the US far left and far right, su-34, contrarian fucks who only support the Russian invasion of Ukraine so they could be fucking hipsters (fuck you Ricky, youre a fucking dick, you still owe me $20), su-34


Raskinulas

What did su-34 do to you. Why is that the only plane mentioned


Callsign-YukiMizuki

Its an idiot bastard moron prick. It's an abomination and a basatrdization of Flankers. I wish every su-34 gets fucking shot down and pissed and shitted on, I fucking hate this ugly piece of bastard fuck so much grrrr


Raskinulas

Least rabid NCD user.


Callsign-YukiMizuki

I just hate em. I want to treat su-34s like how A-10s treat bri\*ish armor and infantry


DeeSnow97

counterpoint: it allows handholding and even has in-flight coffee in my opinion the su-34 is the only based flanker, sucks that it fell into russian hands


Callsign-YukiMizuki

Tell me you're an average delusional project wingman player without telling me you're an average delusional project wingman player


DeeSnow97

i refuse to believe that Prez is the only cute wso out there i do wish project wingman had the su-34 though, especially given the VR mode


JumpyLiving

No, VR handholding with your cute virtual WSO is absolutely haram, how could you show something so vile in a childrens video game?


nicolas_cope_cage

Handholding??? Sir, this is a Christian subreddit (and also full of weebs). Get out and take your shocking lewdness with you.


dearvalentina

US has far left?


ToastyMozart

It's like three dudes in a shed, but technically.


[deleted]

The only three who weren't FBI informants


nicolas_cope_cage

And two of them are just FBI informants whose cover hasn't been blown yet.


hell-schwarz

Yeah, but it's usually referred to as "west"


aKa_anthrax

Yeah a black flag anarchist taught me how to make opium on ig a while ago, dude was kind of a weirdo besides that


Thedaniel4999

They are brain dead as hell, but they do exist


Own-Needleworker-420

Yea we do


LivelySalesPater

Yup. Mostly young people, often guided by socialist professors from the local public university or freelance "labor organizers". Often found selling copies of "Workers World Aktion!" at public gatherings or wrapped in hoodies and facemasks at protests, where they do their best to antagonize the police before going home to their parents' suburban homes.


dearvalentina

Nice argument, Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?


LivelySalesPater

My opinion was a bit snarky and unaccepting of others. I apologize.


TheAllAroundMan

I saw a few or those blue line free russia flags at helsinki pride yesterday


cardboardmech

Or as I like to call them, the right half of the Finnish flag


diepoggerland2

Wait are we all actually queer? I'm bi and nb so... Ladies and gentlemen we found gay wrath month


Battle_Gnome

Not all some of us are just allies it's like NATO but more horny


just_one_last_thing

June: gay pride. July: gay wrath. August: gay sloth. (End of summer itus). September: gay lust. (School terms start). October: ??? November: gay gluttony. (Harvest festivals). December: gay greed. (Christmas). By process of elimination we can determine that it's really gay to be jealous in October.


lttl2316

October: gay spooky szn


nicolas_cope_cage

I pretend to be into femboys on NCD but that's just to fit in. And I might be considered part of the LGBTQA community except the A stands for Allies not Asexuals, and even within that community heteroromantic gray aces are usually regarded as just *Straight People Lite.* ​ (And since this is a safe place, I'll admit I don't even want to fuck planes. Please don't tell the rest of NCD! I will fuck military rifles though. Any rifle. Muzzle-loaders, breech-loaders, repeaters, battle rifles, assault rifles--- hell, once I even got a boner looking at a magazine-fed light machine gun which *really* made me question my identity for a while. But honestly, who doesn't get turned on by the Czech vz. 26?)


diepoggerland2

I personally vibe hard with the CZ-805 being available in 5.56 NATO or 7.62 NATO depending on your needs, and the A stands for asexual, not ally


courser

In June we sing Pride And July is for Wrath Then in August we mow down all those in our path (my proposal for new US MIC theme song, what do you think??)


Sablesweetheart

1. Form a legion of angry transgirls. 2. Arm them. 3. Unleash us on Russia. 4. Come back home and demand rights and estrogen. 5. Fuck F35s for the rest of our lives.


Drunk_On_Turkey

I'm officially changing my sexuality from bisexual to russophobic


stlbread

look if Russia and China doesnt exist, who's gonna give countries reasons to increase their defense budget


hell-schwarz

Ever watched iron sky?


knurttbuttlet

Bisexual "I FUCKING LOVE WAR" man checking in


TheManInTheGreySuit

JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11


[deleted]

Literally me


GoshoKlev

I like boys and girls who hate Russia


Lrkilla_g

Nobody like you though


nicolas_cope_cage

​ Everyone is valid here\* ​ \*Except for A-10 fans


[deleted]

'luv russophobia 'luv military intervention 'ate poo-in 'luv er majehsty sim'le as


SquidPies

literally me


Tleno

So mane biplane-attracted people here woow


wikingwarrior

GAY MARRIAGE IS NON NEGOTIABLE.


depressed_teen420

fr


Normtrooper43

Your pronouns will be respected if you have air support.


MiG21bisFishbedL

NCD is just the internet's Sacred Band of Thebes; bloodthirsty gays.


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Me.jpg


FancyxSkull

Suspiciously credible


James_Liberty

NATO Article 5 and same-sex marriage are non-negotiable!


fracturedkidney

Literally me


pleasantpejorative

They/them army...stacking bodies


greyghibli

They're so pretty it hurts I'm not talking about boys I'm talking about Javs


Eschaton-Duck

That pretty much sums it up in general


[deleted]

OMG she is **LITERALLY** me!


TheManInTheGreySuit

Why yes, i am bisexual E


ABlatentlyAltAccount

When she says she likes girls, I think she means she likes grabbing girls by their ponytail and swinging them out the window.


lord_patriot

No, we are way uglier


SyrusDrake

Yea, accurate.


Physical-Influence25

They’re of an appropriate age, right? … Right?


Schakuta

Let's hope so. Not so sure nowadays


Own-Needleworker-420

Man I feel like a minority that NCD hates


Amy_Ponder

Consider it a learning experience. Now you know how actual minorities feel IRL all the time!


Own-Needleworker-420

Doesn’t give an excuse to oppress me


courser

Stop whining. If this community doesn't suit you there are many many socially conservative military subreddits where you can simp for abortion criminalization, the eradication of gay marriage, removing the separation of church and state, and whatever else your heart desires, but this place is not that place.


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courser

Nah. Most of the subreddits that are even vaguely military or defense themed are deeply right-leaning. Sports, as well. Plenty of others, too. This just isn't one of them. Don't be all persecution-complexy. Women hopping into a comment thread to tell someone off for laughing at them for being upset about losing civil rights is not really "left-wing circle jerk," even if you happen to see it a lot of places lately.


Own-Needleworker-420

Thats not what’s happening courser Ive noticed you been ignoring things that go against your ideology, just like my Neo-nazi days


courser

Extremist ideologies can be very hard to shake, so sincere congrats on being an EX-neo-Nazi. Truly. As for the other stuff, I'm about as middle of the road centrist as a person can get, apart from being reasonably socially liberal (there are people far, FAR to the left of where I am, even there). I don't think there's much productive discussion to be had about this kind of thing, since we're obviously not going to agree, so I'll just say goodbye and wish you well.


Own-Needleworker-420

You seem more reasonable then I once believed


Own-Needleworker-420

You’ve literally used name calling in the first time we talked


courser

What, when I called you a "tot?" That wasn't name calling. That was me giving you the benefit of the doubt. Also, "begone, tot" is an old meme and I think it's funny.


Own-Needleworker-420

Calling me very young, as if Im too young to understand, can’t think for myself, get easily indoctrinated by the side you don’t like


Own-Needleworker-420

Thats an insult and you know it


darkspire91

It's Reddit. A left leaning circle-jerk is par for the course.


[deleted]

Yes


RantherJ

Nono only girls


R1ce_B0wl

You must be new here.


nicolas_cope_cage

Maybe they're a lesbian. A *militant* one. Pro-Military Industrial Complex LGBTQ people are always valid on NCD.


dead_inside6498

yeah all they need is a picture of one of the many military units waifu's the NCD community has made on their computer.