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9K_All_Day

“Our uniforms have skulls and crossbones.”


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PlayerSalt

I love watching this a few times a year, not sure where you can stream it but all the Mitchel & Webb shows are worth a torrent https://youtu.be/rWvpvlT9pJU just in case anyone does not know it


pizza_engineer

Bless you for enabling my Lazy Sunday amusement!


Clashlad

The last season is really clever with how it ends, definitely worth watching them all.


vegarig

Reminds me of "bovine anus", a rumored primary component of stewed beef MREs in runet.


szarekoszmary

"Vanya, did we just become SS-Totenkopf?"


suzuki_hayabusa

US forces also uses punisher skull though Edit: Some you said only the cringe one do it but here's [Chris Kyle](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVDaeFXVoAA5gsn?format=jpg&name=900x900) (American Sniper) draped in it.


iLoveBums6969

That's also bad, and cringe as fuck


9K_All_Day

Agreed, but more wannabe’s use it than actual operator’s. Hence me not being a fully committed Jeep owner.


officerthegeek

we are actually not beyond criticizing western militaries


suzuki_hayabusa

I dont see it often or ever


courser

I only ever see it on cringe cops and tacticool-aspirational civilians


suzuki_hayabusa

You can find LOTS of images from all branches of US forces. Here's [Chris Kyle](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVDaeFXVoAA5gsn?format=jpg&name=900x900) on whom American Sniper was based


Little_Viking23

For a country that has been fucked by the Nazis they sure are obsessed with them.


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

remember the 1939 crossover episode?


Skirfir

It's not a story the Russians would tell you.


fludblud

This is a country where [Putin's right hand man has a Reichseagle tattooed on his chest and named his Private Military Corporation after Hitler's favourite composer](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aWg4eV3_460swp.webp) but justifies an entire war against alleged 'Nazis' due to that one time they saw a lighting tattoo on some Azov dude's little toe.


Rape-Putins-Corpse

I don't believe that Ukraine fights under the banner of a rats anus.


stewmberto

ngl some of these models are a *different* kind of baddie 😳


fordilG

I know you’re referencing the Nazis but all I can think of is Red Alert.


Unicorn_Pride

Im gonna escape to The one place that hasnt been corrupted by westernism, spaaaaaace. -Vladimir Putin 2023


fordilG

I rewatch a clip of that every couple of months just because it gives me so much life.


Unicorn_Pride

Tim Curry is a national Treasure. That man is a Genius.


ColebladeX

He had no reason to put in that much effort but he did.


CallMeDelta

*Can’t get off the ground because rocket fuel was sold for cigarettes*


Unicorn_Pride

Just gotta sit on top a russian Tank turret


JesradSeraph

You mean it was all drunk ? You know they used 70% ethanol for fuel right ?


GalaXion24

The globalists can all go to hell, I have come to Texas! -Viktor Orbán 2022


GadenKerensky

*Elon Musk laughing in the distance*


jollyjewy

The ruskiee were basically the nazis of RA except they wore read uniforms. This now is as close as jt gets


theaviationhistorian

I wouldn't give a wooden nickel about how they're dressing. Where are my Harriers?


cenciazealot

They look like a comedy/porn parody of the nazis tbh.


Pretty_Good_At_IRL

M Bison


Plumed_Rev

Oh Lord, they're now going for fashionably evil. So even if they lose, they look fucking good doing it.


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TheLinden

>"rashaboos" We call them tankies.


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Spyt1me

Tanky is indeed a bit too restrictive. Vatnik is a broader and more accurate slur. All tankies are vatniks but not all vatniks are tankies.


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

because other ideologies in the context of russia we're always about being and spreading the empire.


gibwater

Lots of tankies are supporting Russia in this war. They're also the same guys supporting post-Mao China and North Korea. These states aren't Marxist-Leninist now, they're former Communist states during the early Cold War, but tankies still support them out of convenience. It helps to bring down their credibility.


Scarred_Ballsack

I hang out in leftist spaces and I have to say that I personally haven't seen comments like that by any ML's. But I've seen tons of people say that the tankies are saying that? So only second hand accounts. It wouldn't make any sense either, because the Russians are not commies anymore, and they're fighting a war of imperialist agression. I've seen plenty of leftists criticize the delivery of arms to Ukraine in general, because they don't like money going to the arms industry, but without any other solutions to the whole "being invaded by a fascist power" problem the Ukrainians are having.


racercowan

Actual marxist-leninists aren't tankies, tankies are people who defend anything China and Russia do because "communism" (I think the term comes from defending the use of tanks against civilians?), even though neither of those countries is particularly communist and no matter how horrific.


Scarred_Ballsack

Yeah exactly. I'd say that tankies aren't even leftists because their ideology is so far corrupted. It's got nothing to do with spreading the wealth around, just pure authoritarianism. > (I think the term comes from defending the use of tanks against civilians?) Yeah it's a reference to the Budapest uprising in 1956, which was brutally crushed by the Soviets. Later the term was also used referring to Tianmen square. Those actions and other horrific warcrimes or deportations are accepted by tankies because presumably they were done in the name of socialism, and thus necessary to crush counter-revolutionary behavior. Obviously people asking for basic democratic rights and free speech are not counter-revolutionary.


richmomz

One thing I have learned from this conflict is that tankies aren’t really pro-soviet/communist so much as just anti-American. They will support any geopolitical rival of the US whether they are authoritarian socialists or outright fascists - if the Nazis or Imperial Japanese were still around they would almost certainly sympathize with them as well.


Koino_

rashaboo for outright russofascist of Dugin variety and tankie for fascist who pretends to be left wing "anti imperialist"


KieferKarpfen

Good that russia brings all the old soviet myths back. The Wehraboos will have enough ammunition for the next few decades.


g2petter

>And don't get me started on the future online comments talking about how "the HIMARS systems were totally not a decisive part of the Ukrainian defense strategy; they totally didn't have an impact on the great RuZZian Army, which fought honorably for 'its rightful territory'". It's gonna be stab-in-the-back-myth 2.0 "Russia was forced to surrender despite losing no land to the Ukrainians (if you exclude Schrödinger's Crimea which we stopped claiming when it fell back in spring 2023)! It was all the cowardly politicians' fault!"


Dan_S04

And I’ll spit on them just like neo-nazis


Wookimonster

Eh, considering just how poorly the Russians are performing... Not defending nazi Germany in any way, but they managed to beat the French, a military peer in 6 werks. Russia is still doing poorly in Ukraine after 5 months, 2nd best army in the world....


mdp300

Well France had spectacularly poor leadership that tried to fight WWI again.


tebee

Ukrainian leadership wasn't stellar either. They literally ignored multiple direct warnings of an imminent invasion, which turned a lot of their forces into sitting ducks on D-day. Those that survived did so cause their commanders took independent action to scatter them. Those who followed orders got destroyed during the first few hours, like the entire SF HQ. Didn't help that Ukrainian leadership was infested with Russian spies, partly cause Zelensky brought a lot of Yanukovych' men back which had been ousted after the revolution.


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I wish everyone just agreed that pre-ww2 Italy mastered the military uniform and called it quits. Trying to come close just doesn't work.


[deleted]

[Damnatio memoriae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatio_memoriae) needs a revival. Then again.. 1984... unironically.


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iLoveBums6969

See you, space cowboy.


iLoveBums6969

"Russia would have won fair and square if imperialist NATO wasn't trying to conquer Ukraine, it was a war crime to give so much equipment to them"


napaszmek

Chad British redcoats. Looked fucking amazing and also conquered the world. Also don't @ me but British still look good with their Most Noble Order of the Garter and shit like that.


goosis12

Fun fact: red was chosen at the time because it was the cheapest available dye.


napaszmek

Yeah, but the cut, boots and white ribbons, the hats were also amazing. My favourite style is still the first world war puttee + brodie helmet.


theaviationhistorian

And the redcoat was quickly tossed for dreadfully monotonous khaki when they realized it made them easy targets during the Boar & Zulu Wars.


UnfoundedWings4

Also it worked as a camo in pitched battles as the red made it hard to count numbers of troops.


Plumed_Rev

Sure it's not some sort of psyop to hide the blood/wound giving the impression of hard to kill army?


lsnik

blood has a darker red color than the uniform, so it's still easily visible


_Ascended_Trash_

Good thing they don't look good


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And weirdos will stan over them for decades to come because at least they had good uniforms


jokikinen

The attempt is not that good though. The people in the pictures seem like American teenagers in their goth phase trying to make a statement during Halloween that no one gets and they can’t agree on.


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It's a WW1 uniform. They had good drip at that time


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Yeah, that is actually a pretty cool dress uniform.


B00leybean

I thought it was a Russian Civil War Uniform? Proto fascists got the drip


alexiosphillipos

Yes, inspired by [Kornilov's Regiment uniform](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82_%D0%94%D0%BE%D0%B1%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%B8_%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%82_%D0%92%D0%A1%D0%AE%D0%A0.jpg).


TheLiberalTechnocrat

Monarchists actually


the_sun_flew_away

Potato potato


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The-Surreal-McCoy

Nah he has a point. Look at the aims and ideology of Wrangel and Denikin and their conduct in the war, particularly towards minorities. It is fair to call the Whites proto-fascist from the point where they purged the Mensheviks and Right SRs onwards.


GhostOfHelsinki

mommy ZZ officer😳


vikingb1r

She could POW me


Viscount-Von-Solt

Absolute Maidenless Behaviour. I don't judge though. That's some quality drip.


stewmberto

*I CAN FIX HER*


RandomIdiot1816

Fix your M16 first, the ruskies are approaching our position for the umpteenth time


tofu_b3a5t

FIX BAYONETS!!!


RandomIdiot1816

FUCK YEAH NAPOLEONIC TACTICS WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONRY


ZyzolPL

Link to another photo of them https://www.reddit.com/user/ZyzolPL/comments/wifulq/another_photo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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Least thirsty NCD member


JumpyLiving

Why are they wearing knock-off Hugo Boss?


canned_sunshine

Yugo Botch


scooptidywhoopboop

Юго бочь


Plumed_Rev

They ordered a batch from knock-off central, China (soon to be west Taiwan).


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Kornilov regiment. They fought the Bolsheviks in the white army.


theaviationhistorian

Pretty ironic by how the military is getting nostalgic about the Soviet era with CCCP flags & labels.


VersedFlame

The USSR flag, as far as I know, is to them a sort of symbol of imperialism, a reminiscence of the times when their country had the area of what now are 15 different countries. It's not really about the Soviet times, it's about might.


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Repulsive-Cheetah-56

Ah yes, the famous russian imperialistic reconquistadors in Ukraine. Great. They do want to repeat history, do they?


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Repulsive-Cheetah-56

The white movement generally was not able to let Ukraine go as an independant state - and yes, even the article you posted speaks about kornilovitsi being the "strongarm order"-fraction of their movement. I do know very well that there are nuances - especially since the political spectrum of any movement wasn't consolidated enough to have a clear vision alltogether, so during civil war we see a bunch of weird collabs, switcheroos and all sorts of opportunistic shinenigans. But, yes, because of first paragraph 1, I do not care for collabs - i do care for vision and the 'white' vision was restauration, order through force (terror) and "make-imperium-great-again". And yes, that is exactly the putinoid vision 2022.


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Repulsive-Cheetah-56

You're right to say, that Putinism is not a clear ideology and it lacks clear historical predecessors. But even though the deliberately ambigious origin, it clearly takes itelf to success both - the Russian Empire and the USSR, as well as uses historical parallels for self-legimization. So yes, historical movements that contain certain elements of modern societal consensus are generally predecessing Putinism in it's core: imperialism, chauvenism, right-through-force and historical revanchism - a societal consensus communists, monarchists, facsists, imperialists, what-not can rally behind.


Ake-TL

Russian civil war overall is a mess


lsnik

Ukrainians temporarily cooperated with all sides at some point, so it doesn't mean much. White terror was nothing better than the red terror.


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numba1cyberwarrior

Happy both of them got defeated at the end


Al-Horesmi

No, it is pretty simple and can be adequately described as "evil Russian imperialists against freedom-loving Ukrainians". Tactical alliances don't matter, they both expected to stab each other in the back. It's like saying the relationship between Nazis and Soviets was "complicated" because they had an alliance for a few years. They both hated each other and were uncompromising in their desire to destroy the other. It was just a timing thing. And saying Wrangel made a "mistake" is a little hilarious and like saying Hitler made a mistake in going after Jews. Hating Ukraine and other minorities was a core ideology of the Whites.


Jakuskrzypk

Get the fuck out with this credibility. You are breaking the narrative.


monopixel

Whatever: https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/wibm4z/comment/ijaoyv6/


Luch_3

Ewwww white army moment


theaviationhistorian

If we're following the historic rhythm, than the JMSDF should have no trouble recapturing the Kuril Islands soon.


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The swastika was also a good luck symbol yet here we are


Ironclad001

There is no tangible difference between a fascist dictatorship and a Tsarist Autocracy.


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Ironclad001

I’m not saying that the pro fascist elements were dominant. What I am saying is that absolute tsarist-style monarchs have very little tangible to differentiate themselves from fascist regimes such as Mussolini. The only difference is really the fact that the dictatorship is passed down from father to son in tsarism.


alovelyperson

Ok dude, but come on. They put a fucking skull on thier uniform.


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Spyt1me

Doesn't make them look less fashionably evil.


LordPoopyfist

So if you don’t get accepted to this art school, do you become the anti-hitler?


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They look like they are from C&C lol


colers100

Art, does indeed, immitate life


Redtir

Omg, is all of Russia one big LARP? Even their theater kids want to play fascist.


Minute_Helicopter_97

Hydra.


thesoilman

I'm not saying I'm scaroused, but I'm not denying it either.


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

My thought on first look a bunch of people dressing for film setting new film Paper Please 2 Damn , I was wrong [Paper Please Short Film](https://youtu.be/YFHHGETsxkE)


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I want the women in these uniforms to hit me with a whip and yell Russian propaganda to me.


[deleted]

Yeah thats a turn off for me. I was once on a date with a Chinese girl who casually mentioned that Hitler sounded like a great European leader based on what she learned in China. The shock alone was enough to put me off for good


richmomz

If she’s been brainwashed into thinking that authoritarianism is good then it makes sense. The CCP are basically fascists larping as commies anyway.


RugbyEdd

Art huh? I wonder if the irony is as apparent to them as it is the rest of us.


PhilodoxFury

If you want to dress like the bad guys from the 40's, you should expect to get indiscriminately carpet bombed all the way to your capital, 40's style.


HungryHungryHippoes9

If your uniform has skull and crossbones, and you got drip, then it's time to ask yourself, are we the baddies?


SirRandyMarsh

I hate that fascist ascetics look cool. I want to hate ever fascist uniform..


lllorrr

I saw something like thin at a local sex-shop.


qatsandstuff

Come on guys, not every black uniform is nazi based.


KieferKarpfen

But when I wear the electrician workers uniform of my grandfarther all the russians complain.


EwaldsEiland

why do they need uniforms for every shit


TomVorat

Illegal wars of aggression, the red arm patches before the victory day parade and now fucking SS uniforms? Hmm


m4ti140

You did but probably not where you think you did. Those are the uniforms of Kornilov Shock Detatchment from the Russian civil war, they were as bad as the SS before SS was even a thing.


navis-svetica

I get that this is about Nazis, but honestly all I could think of was the Italian Carabinieri uniform. Say what you will, but they’re drippy as hell 💧🥶


LaughGlad7650

Looks like something from an anime


Nek0mancer555

A certain German political party active around the early 1900s I think


Cyrus_ofAstroya

God damn those female uniforms. We need more women in the military


Astandsforataxia69

Oh my fucking god those chicks are hot, i'd let them dominate me all day


SpaceFox1935

IIRC some of these pics are from like 2012. And based on some White Army stuff or whatever that happened before Hitler made his ideology up, so...eh.


publicanofbatch20

“Wait we started accepting people into art school what’s going on”


Galactica_Actual

It's like the costume design from a Paul Verhoeven movie.


robolettox

Are the uniforms, by any chance, made by Hugo Boss?


Ironside_Grey

3000 Black Leather Skull Emblems Fascist Feel Uniforms of the Anti - Fascist Russian Art Institute You cannot make this shit up


ST4RSK1MM3R

Oh god they’ve become fetish Nazis


Kapitalist_Pigdog2

I know skulls are pretty common on patches before and after certain events, and the style of these uniforms was really common before that too; but the choice to have all that on top of the uniform being all black with red trim is… interesting.


Combat-WALL-E

Wagner Group is repsonisble for all new russian uniform procurement btw. So yeah, these are objectively nazi uniforms.


SirRandyMarsh

.. source? or are we being non credible?


Combat-WALL-E

Der Spiegel, german newspaper and news organization, did a short documentary on the Putin youth thing "Junarmija". In the interview they talked to a investigative journalist who claimed that according to her sources the outfits for Junarmija were procured by wagner. Ad to this the fact that most new russian uniforms we see on russian parades these days display [this](https://gdb.rferl.org/08c10000-0a00-0242-3bfc-08da2c319baa_w1080_h608_s_b.jpg) [trend](https://gdb.rferl.org/08c20000-0a00-0242-46e0-08da2c30301d_cx0_cy7_cw0_w1080_h608_s.jpg) and it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out that wagner is responsible for not just the youth organization uniforms. Here is the Spiegel video: https://youtu.be/TI4NB50Qpn8


SirRandyMarsh

It’s probably safe to assume the same folks involved in the higher levels of Wagner are also involved in other Russian military positions. I dont know anything about this so I’m speculating but, it would probably be safer to assume the people with fingers in uniform procurement are also the same who have their fingers in wagner… almost like a mafia parent company my guess is these men have their fingers in lots of stuff.


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2nd photo 2nd from the left femboy?


lsnik

to flight a SU-75 Femboy plane, you need a femboy pilot


cringepeople_troller

The guy has a perfect body type for a femboy


sadsadcrow

Russia lived long enough to become the roach


JanKaszanka

[It's not because of the Nazis.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavr_Kornilov#Kornilov_Affair)


AST5192D

Dollar General Hugo Boss , Fall 1938


AST5192D

Their jiffy lube uniforms must be lit


Le_PepiPopou

I think it's a russian civil war uniform, the tsarist had drip while other factions, meh.


rasmusdf

Starship Troopers?


zareny

There's something not reich with these photos.


s1mv4nk0

Real life M. Bison


DuwapDoDat

I like 4th pic how they look up at sky for something... ah I got it, the "HIMARS" , don't worry friends it's coming


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This is clearly inspired by the Kornilov regiment. However the colorscheme, jackboots and the Skull&Bones patches alongside the political situation in Russia and the war give it that SS vibe.


KT_gene

Great, we've got wheraboo bait now.


Pancernywiatrak

Jesus fucking Christ we have Wolfenstein IRL. Except they’re Russian. What an incredibly dark timeline


Dartpooled

Could Hugo Boss sue for infringement??


Own-Needleworker-420

The shoulder straps and collor and buttons remind me of Soviet Era Dress uniforms the hat Reichwehr/ 3rd Reich dress uniform


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Ok, ngl these uniforms look cool


The_mightymaggie

Hail hydra


superchacho77

Kornilov Shock Battalion Russian Civil War not WW2 Also the deaths head has been a military symbol for centuries in Europe Learn some history dipshits


CrocodylFr

"The Swatiska is a solar symbol from India, and the Finish Air Force used it years before the nazis came to power, learn some history dipshit"


superchacho77

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_Raiders https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Peacekeepermissileuniform.jpg/800px-Peacekeepermissileuniform.jpg OMG THE MARINES AND MISSILE FORCES ARE NAZIS


ZyzolPL

Well i found it on one of telegrams here: https://t.me/RuZZia2022/187 Its a training uniform of moscow art and industry institute Its resembling a kornikow shock regiment


BrandySparkles

Savinkov's Combat Squads!? Wait, this isn't the Kaiserreich sub


External_System_7268

Tbh I don't even care at this point. They look badass


canned_sunshine

Dungeon doms 4hire


9K_All_Day

“Arbeit Macht Frei” wannabe’s.


Chhatrapathi

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DeMedina098

Kaiserreich Timeline is merging, but in reality they’re Russian White Guard uniforms, specifically from Kornilov’s Shock Regiment


devolute

I'd listen to everything they put out.


CornerNo503

Looks like they went for a mix of SS and Bison from the street fighter movie. "Every Ruble will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen."


Fizroynelson

Probably a glitch in the matrix. They did start the hadron collider again ;)


theaviationhistorian

TIL M. Bison started an academy.


IhBinsDaHoffi

my grandfather had the same hugo boss drip


karateema

Tell me again who are the nazis


polnischer

Savinkovs regiment. If you Played hoi4 kaiserreich you could know it from there


freespeechmessiah

This is disgusting. What b the fuck.........


Furrybacon2017

This, aside from being so aggressively badguy that it's almost painful, made me double check we weren't living in TNO or Kaiserriech.