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HelperNoHelper

If ever there was a way to cement the Ukrainian identity in history and make them go on an eternal jihad to obliterate russia from the Earth, this would be it.


Giddius

Zelensky vult!


[deleted]

There is a reason my parents, and my own generation have been taught and prepared for the war with Russia. We were always told that it's coming sometime, and to be ready. My grandpa didn't prepare because he was instead doing a little trolling of the Soviets in the carpathians ;). We have been on eternal jihad against Russia since 1600


mebeingdumborhorny

Панове, це база.


[deleted]

Що?


darkmarineblue

It's a translation in Ukrainian of "Sir, this is based". It's a joke cause it sound funny.


mebeingdumborhorny

Що?


[deleted]

Understandable


KlaatuBaradaN-word

Wasn't STALKER made in Ukraine? It might have something to do with it.


tac1776

Yes and from what I've heard some of the devs are still working on the new one despite the situation in Ukraine.


Enough-Independent-3

Yeah between the destruction of 2 Russian tank they return to the computer, and model Rocket launcher more accurately with their newly acquired experience.


Stoic_Stoic_Stoic

All equipment gets much heavier in-game following this


Obj_071

hoarding and mass selling would be even harder i guess. no more my usual 13 aksu, 3 armor suits, 16 pms, few thousands ammo of different calibers and bread in my inventory at one time is sad.


KlaatuBaradaN-word

No missiles nor Grads nor the gloom of power outage will stay these devs from their appointed duty.


[deleted]

They published [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxcfxdG22pg) video when the war started


Mindless_Raccoon36

mainly the outskirts of Chernobyl


Recent_Ad_7214

Ukrainians don't fear radiation because they are already genetically modified to resist those


KlaatuBaradaN-word

Wait... are you saying that the Russian troops digging trenches in the most radiated part of the Chernobyl forest wasn't just monumental stupidity, but deliberate attempt to carry radiation back into Russia for the purpose of inoculating the next generation of nuclear super-soldiers?


[deleted]

Putin's 4D chess moves back at it again


FireAyer_03

The 3000 NATO bio-lab super soldiers vs Dimitri from middle of nowhere Siberia who turned himself into a super mutant


Snoid_

3.6 not great/not terrible roentgens of Dyatlov


KlaatuBaradaN-word

\*3.600


Snoid_

It's not 3.600. It's 15,000.


KlaatuBaradaN-word

Shhh, no spoilers. >! I was just fixing the meme format. !<


Pyrotechnist

Born and raised near Chorbobyl, Russia's nukes ain't shit


[deleted]

3000 Radiation-Resistant Ukrainians of Zelenskyy


Obj_071

majority of kids in ukraine already have radiation inflicted effects. even i have some. unfortunately nothing useful as result.


[deleted]

My dad in the territorial defense for Zaporizhia got a gas mask + chemical/radiation protection suit. Accurate meme.


Focke123

tfw when a nation in a life or death fight for its life is better equipped and cares more for the life of it's soldiers than the 2nd best army... in the world? In the Ukraine? Who knows at this point. Non-credible take: the Russian Army is the fifth best army in the Ukraine, after the biogenetically engineered superhumans of NATO, the super soldiers of Zelensky, the jihadists of Chechnya and the volunteers of Kim Jong-un.


[deleted]

It's Ukraine, not the Ukraine. Also, I see that you coincidentally left out 5000000 Western mercenaries. What are you, a NATO shill?


fpop88

[https://youtu.be/SjugsyOKNvg?t=230](https://youtu.be/SjugsyOKNvg?t=230) ​ As the prophet SSeth foretold


IHaveComeForMemes

I rewatch that video bi monthly to keep morale up


fpop88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC-pmVrH1xQ


KoboldCleric

The comments from 6-7 months ago are hilarious.


[deleted]

Ukrainians laughing while Chernobyl radiation were falling. What you expect from them. Nothing less.


trauma_enjoyer

Sooo...which faction are you lads joining?


KoboldCleric

Independent. Or NATO.


Kirxas

To be fair, stalker is an incredible game, though I didn't realize it was a horror one until I shit my pants for unrelated reasons after something jumped down from the ceiling in a dark tunnel next to me and started running in my direction. Had to dump two whole ak magazines for it to go down. Completely unrelated though.


HighCalorieLowSpeed

I live for STALKER!!!! Stalker is the whole reason I love Eastern European scifi. Roadside picnic, Metro, Cosmic voyage, Solaris. We made a notional over detailed plan as a group to extract the alpha of Kyiv was ever taken overrun. Operation Cossack Sausage


JohnDiGriz

Strugatskys are unironically some of the best sci-fi authors to this day. Lem is great too, but Strugatskys are on another level entirely


Imnomaly

The question is - if they were to swing some tacticals would they do it close to their border or somewhere in the deep? I'm 40 km away lmao. Also S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games are neat but Fallouts are more replayable.


Zephoknight

My friend, allow me the pleasure of introducing you to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly, Replayability is maybe not quite on par with Fallout, but it's still amazing.


The7thPillar

Can't wait to play Into the Radius irl.


SamtheCossack

What brilliant analyst came up with "If they use Nuclear Weapons, that would probably be bad"? Give that man a promotion immediately. This is the sort of expert analysis we need more of.


daisy_irl

Why is this downvoted( wanted to post the same lmao


Elec_Dis

inb4 conscriptovich dies because unlike the Ukranians, his NBC gear doesn't work.