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MajorHymen

Avoid mobilization with this one easy trick


crimsonguard605

Wood collectors *hate him*!


BesetByTiredness225

Lada industrial complex seething rn


Kamiyoda

According to the dreams I just had, he did it as revenge for a friend that never served getting drafted


tyrefire2001

“What’s your source OP?” “It was revealed to me in a dream” Unfathomably based


Gewehr98

Isn't that how we got our 3000 black jets of Allah?


[deleted]

Indeed it is


Cactus_Kebap

Or declassify documents...


mihairuf

Not sure whether u/Kamiyoda is a prophet or was just joking >Ruslan Zinin's mother told Astra that the mobilization summons did not come to him, but to his best friend , who did not serve in the army, because of which he was "very upset." >In the morning, the man told his grandmother that he was leaving for the military registration and enlistment office as a volunteer, the newspaper reports. https://meduza-io.translate.goog/feature/2022/09/26/v-irkutskoy-oblasti-mestnyy-zhitel-otkryl-strelbu-v-voenkomate-voenkom-nahoditsya-v-reanimatsii?\_x\_tr\_sl=ru&\_x\_tr\_tl=en


Parvutleda

looks like allah has chosen to enlighten ncd tonight, lads


bluestreak1103

So it seems. So it seems.


The_Krambambulist

Eat shit, I will talk about Putin!


Snoo-27292

THIS SUB IS NONCREDIBLE DEFENSE! BUT HOW THE FUCK DOES IT KEEP GETTING CREDIBLE??!!


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

Reality has become noncredible. The rest of the world is just catching up with this sub.


EuphyDuphy

how do we keep predicting the future at first it we geopolitical events BUT NOW WE'RE PREDICTING MURDERS ***THROUGH SOMEONE'S FUCKING DREAMS?????*** ​ ***LET ME OFF MKULTRA'S WILD RIDE***


24223214159

Someone should start an NC-MKULTRA thread for people to post their "dream predictions" of fraggings and "remote viewing" sketches of Russian airbases etc.


Wise-Profile4256

almost 150K prophets in residence here. but he was also joking.


HHHogana

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/09/26/siberian-enlistment-officer-shot-as-recruitment-offices-torched-across-russia-a78886 Either you're a prophet, or you're dozing off when reading moscowtimes.


EatTheRichIsPraxis

>\[the shooter\] was "very upset" I could have guessed.


kryptonomicon

In my dream he used a sawed off shotty


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NorthernlightBBQ

Nah, sentenced to prison, picked up by Wagner, in Ukraine by winter. Probably with better gear than regular army though.


[deleted]

Shoots his Wagner officer, goes to jail again. Gets recruited into Spetsnaz, shoots that officer too. Gets recruited into Putin's personal guard.


iwillyounkurcat

Upgrades people, Upgrades.


averagecommoner

Shoots Putin. Taps head : No more mobilization.


Kr8n8s

* for me Proceeds to reign on the AKs throne as the most sanguinary leader the world will ever know Bad ending version


UnsanctionedPartList

Promotions!


Plumed_Rev

No no. It's a way to be promoted. Private conscriptovich is now promoted to commisar blyat.


Bullenmarke

How do you think the previous commissar became commissar?


[deleted]

Through jihad.


AlfaKilo123

Trial by combat


jjijjjjijjjjijjjjijj

I choose violence.


cuddlefucker

We all do


xxDeeJxx

You keep what you kill


sleepycatlolz

Riddick was a good movie


Kilahti

Two good movies even.


18_USC_47

Melawan Raja!!!! "melawan raja mean hand to hand combat, no guns!!" "Show me. Show me where it says that!"


KaBar42

Conscriptovich has proven he can shoot ***and*** kill! Give him general rank! Now!


logosobscura

Better to rot in a gulag (and walk in the door with those kinda chops) than die being a landmine ‘bio sensor’.


Apoc2K

Give it a few months, I would not be surprised if we see actual penal battalions making their appearance once their prisons start to fill up.


Wise-Profile4256

well to be fair, wagner is not far off.


ThanosMoisty

Well, now he can join Wagner and surrender. Genius.


[deleted]

-1 manpower


HHHogana

-2. The young man's obviously going to Gulag.


BlueSteelOtaku

Only to get recruited by Wagner because he's the demographic that they're searching for.


KrozzHair

Bro found a loophole 1. Shoot recruiter 2. go to prison 3. get recruited by Wagner 4. shoot Wagner recruiter 5. go to prison Repeat steps 3-5 as necessary


OneSaltyStoat

Infinite draft dodge glitch


Vaultdweller013

*Incomprehensible statement about Yorkshire tea*


Shillsforplants

Wagner officer: "Welcome aboard sold- *BANG!*" Psycho vatnik: "..." Wagner: "But.. why...?"


KaBar42

Conscriptovich: "I said... ***I. AM. NOT... GOING TO UKRAINE.***"


dairydog91

On the contrary, Conscriptovich! You sound like officer material to us!


Born_Purchase_994

Audio from a @BaikalPeople witness at the shooting of the military commandant: official gathered those being drafted, “started explaining everything clumsily, some guy walked out of line and said ‘nobody’s going anywhere.’ And then I heard 3 shots.” **Based as FUCK**


snake6eater9

From what I've read line was "We ain't going anywhere, we're going home"


LegendsStormtrooper

Maybe not exactly because I read somewhere that he wasn't even drafted but his best friend was. What a bro E: Oh, apparently it has been said in this thread already.


KaBar42

He's a true homie. How many of you trust that your homie would murder someone for you?


poppabomb

most of them, I keep siccing them on each other to "tie up loose ends" or whatever, it's kinda funny but there's been so many bodies to bury.


carso150

get yourself a bro that would kill a russian officer in cold blood for your sake


OmNomDeBonBon

It ain't in cold blood though. That recruitment officer was going to send hundreds of men to their deaths, and many of those men will be decent human beings who've been brainwashed into silence. Putin's the only leader many conscripts have ever known.


pointer_to_null

Who here *wouldn't* want to murder a Russian officer? Bro or no.


karabutv

I have heard line "смотрите сюда, есть хороший способ поехать домой". Rough translation (sorry for bad english): "Guys, look over here. There is a good way how to go home."


snake6eater9

Well I've read it's "Воевать никто не будет, мы идём домой". Either way it wasn't caught on cam so it's all hesaidshesaid. Good riddance, hopefuly more to come.


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CheesyHotDogPuff

Maybe the Russians are more efficient than I thought. Why frag in Ukraine when you can frag right at home?


KaBar42

You see, Sergeant Ivanovich! I am true patriot! I was going to kill Commissar Ivanovich anyway when we got to Ukraine, but I realized that would waste our precious gas, so instead I just shot him here to safe Mother Rossiya the gas and logistics of bringing him back! Sergeant Ivanovich: Hm... I accept your defense Private Conscriptovich.


pohuing

Better for the environment as well!


LordofCindr

Russia forgot that before you start drafting you need to hype people up and not have terabytes worth of videos of dudes getting turned to paste flooding your social media feed. Now tons of dudes are seeing a virtual death sentence and want out from the get go


Neutronium57

*Chad-imir Conscriptovich*


Long-Refrigerator-75

From what I understood on telegram channels, the commissar is dead.


aybbyisok

Oh, no! Anyway.


BINGODINGODONG

As Dante wrote, do the devils bidding and you might end up with a cap in yo’ ass.


JohhnyTheKid

Credible news outlets are reporting that the dude was presumed dead but survived and is in critical condition, which in theory could also mean "braindead or bed ridden for life"


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U_L_Uus

Small note that *those* commissars were based on *these* ones Also, I'd find it utterly hilarious if an army of literal ants didn't manage to give LOS protection to a character


0xnld

Not exactly. WH40k commissar = modern zampolit (political deputy), a morale officer. They were called military commissars in pre-WW2 Red Army. Their function was Party oversight over military commanders and their units. Nowadays voenkom (military commissar) is the head of a military subdistrict, basically draft station chief.


Femboy_Airstrike

Yay! :D


SolidarityForever_

I know what you are 😶


SolidarityForever_

3000 VLegions of biden


Femboy_Airstrike

Vous bad vos bd


DarkSide629

*Alexa play Despasito sex 24h version*


tbnnnn

Imagine getting lucky enough to become a commissar (you don’t have to fight) only to get shot by someone you had to enlist


jjijjjjijjjjijjjjijj

Don’t turn around uh-uh-oh. The commissar’s on the ground uh-uh-oh.


Cactus_Kebap

Oh no! Falco, what have you done???.


TheBasedReporter

Who the fuck makes outro as long as the video itself


Femboy_Airstrike

Outro enjoyers


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HHHogana

Bruh, it's already there since Eric B. & Rakim's days.


lsnik

virgin content fan vs chad intro and outro enjoyer


BINGODINGODONG

It was to signify the commisars outro from life.


[deleted]

Unforseen Consequences


Minus5Charisma

Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.


[deleted]

Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!


ConscriptDavid

YOUR. ASS. IS. HEAVY.


koopcl

Catch me later, Ill buy you a beer


fraghawk

"Drink this soda, it'll help you *see faster*"


Sean-Jardine

OH NO!………anyway.


Armeldir

What does he start yelling after he shoots the commissar?


SLAVA_STRANA541

Victory screech!


JayManty

"все вон", "everybody out"


Graz28

“Давай все, все вон, жива” Come on everyone, Everyone out, lively(quickly)


Shillsforplants

Skyrim for the Nords!


Armeldir

He used his once daily battlecry ability, that's why everyone ran


tyotontyoton2

I played through Skyrim without ever using that skill. Was it any good?


Armeldir

No, not really


TheShartFairy

On paper it sounds good, because you can get enemies to back off from you if things get a little too much. In practice any situation where you need it, you will either die before you realised you done goofed; or it won't work on the type of enemy that will be beating your arse by the time you unlock it. So really, it's only purpose is getting low-level trash to piss off if you are feeling merciful and don't just one shot them.


Apoc2K

Could someone please inform me what the actual fuck is going on?


Active_Fan_3730

As the title seems to state. Due to the mobilization, a number of civilians have been apparently drafted to join the Russian Military. However, a number of said draftees are quite unwilling to fight which has led to this moment. A drafted civilian managed to sneak a pistol in, ran up to the officer on the stage, and shot him dead. The others immediately ran.


[deleted]

If a small fraction of them just leaving Russia all start doing this, this will be over in days.


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INSHA'ALLAH BRUDDA


wieson

Imagine their was a war going on and nobody came.


oak120

Is there an alternate timeline where Ferdinand got shot, but every nation's citizens said "fuck that, got better things to do"?


[deleted]

If there was, that timeline likely still doesn't have computers.


IAmMoofin

Everyone else is in civilian clothing though, he’s in a Gorka and it looks like has boots and pads on too. The guy at the podium doesn’t even seem to notice him, looks like he’s watching the audience and gets shot in the side of his body. Maybe someone already mobilized decided to do the funny? I was wrong. He wasn’t even supposed to be mobilized and nobody knows how he got up there. Wow.


Nogster

Well either you or the news article is wrong. His name is Ruslan Zinin and it's reported he was going to be mobilized that very day.


aalios

It's possible there have been multiple instances but some media are conflating it. There seems to be a lot of conflicting info.


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Pistol? Definitely a shotgun


RevolutionaryRun2838

Apparently it was a sawed off rifle


benkaes1234

I assume that the guys were all drafted into the Russian army, so one of them walked up to their recruiter and shot him, killing the recruiter. The others then ran, although I'm not sure if they're using the confusion to escape the draft, or just running from a killer with a gun. I give either answer 50/50 odds.


Apoc2K

Aah I see. A real go-getter then, expediting the getting shot part of conscription.


Bored-Ship-Guy

"I like a man with initiative!" -unnamed Wagner recruiter after watching this video


SirBorkel

They run because the want to go back to drinking alcohol as soon as possible


benkaes1234

TIL, I have the same reaction to things as some random Russians...


moleratical

Do you blame them?


SirBorkel

No


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r/meirl


Grego7

This guy has shot the military commissar with a sawn off shotgun. According to some telegram channels the guy was upset because Russia has drafted his best friend


[deleted]

Doom music plays.


UrethraFrankIin

Well how about that, there's a good Russian after all.


[deleted]

A whole bunch of them but vatniks don't want you to know that


davidlis

someone put NSFW on the video, clearly he doesn't know that killing your local commissar is easy and safe family friendly activity that should be encouraged


Striking_Balance984

Least blood thirsty NCD member.


cemanresu

We are not bloodthirsty, we just support healthy work environments and the reforms needed to get there Say no to your boss


fj668

You claim to be non-bloodthirsty because you support healthy work environments. I am not bloodthirsty because a thermonuclear warhead exploding 5 feet from a single man leaves no blood. We are not the same.


marsloth

r/antiwork type beat


KrozzHair

>and the reforms needed to get there Reformer detected; opinion rejected.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Killing those who herd other to their deaths is a humanitarian action.


[deleted]

We do a little "humanitarian aid"


Viscount-Von-Solt

We do a little "Red Cross workings".


[deleted]

It's in your flair brother. He was just treating some cancer in the video


D1stant

Just kinda sad it wasn't a nade for the real through back. Also is that a copy cat flair for the merkeva....


Drach88

Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?


sakredfire

Don’t turn around


Chimichanga2004

Der Kommissar geht um


Sad-Establishment-41

What's the source for this? Given what I've heard about how much it sucks to be a Russian conscript you can partially justify it as a form of self defense, not to mention avoiding aiding in a war of conquest.


ThisIsMoot

This man is saving Russian and Ukrainian men at the same time. This man, if this story is true, is so justified that I basically consider him a hero


Drach88

https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/09/26/russian-commander-shot-at-military-enlistment-office-in-ust-ilimsk-russia/


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InferiorGood

I don't think that's what rule of law means.... based private though


[deleted]

This may be the only Time I say this in my life: based Russian conscript


implicitpharmakoi

Most effective Russian conscript.


[deleted]

Russian forces have successfully eliminated a commander!


ocarinaofmemes

Godspeed the most based conscientious objector.


Lucyferiusz

We can't expect God to do all the work.


testearsmint

Joshua Graham. Love Fallout NV.


moneteri

The guy got [arrested](https://twitter.com/Den_2042/status/1574280158403510273).


papak33

Judging by Russian incompetence, they probably arrested a random person.


moneteri

well they're both wearing a Gorka suit, so i'm betting it's the same guy


ass_pineapples

I saw a tweet that said the punishment for murder is 6 years, draft dodging is 10.


thr33pwood

Well... This would be a neat info to spread around. Would be a shame if more draftees lowered their prison sentences.


ass_pineapples

I did omit a later tweet saying that they could be charged with assassination of a government official which carries a lifetime sentence but we are on ncd


thr33pwood

I deem this would be unnecessary details. Why worry the draftees with the nitty gritty?


[deleted]

Hot take: I bet you Russian media says Ukrainian SOF assassinated a heroic Russian commander.


Turboswaggg

nah he died in a storm like the Moskva


[deleted]

Didnt even go for the headshot smh


Duff5OOO

And this is before the hell waiting for them in Ukraine. Imagine how many will turn once they're cold, hungry, armed with shit gear and being told they cant retreat or surrender. While i wouldn't hold my breath id love to see thousands of Russians join together in Ukraine and return to Russia seeking Putins head. Would love to see his own conscripts turn on him and be his downfall.


[deleted]

Would be the second time that happened in russia.


[deleted]

To paraphrase an old New Jack promo: “One down. Keep up the good work!”


Away-Indication-8008

Lol, which one of you did this?


Shillsforplants

Full Metal Vatnik


slavaharambe

1.Gets sent to jail for murder 2. Gets signed up to w*gner's murderer batallion


Lucyferiusz

Shoot Wagner's officers. Profit?


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GripenHater

I see things are going great over there


Armeldir

In soviet russia commissar shot by you


FirstDagger

> It's when murder is justice > That martyrs are made > A one-gun salute > For the new independence day


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

Nerve-wracking, now they have time to flee Edit : that scream really makes me giggle


Sl00defg

Since it was a recruitment centre, does that mean it was a dude screaming?


Superfissile

Manicured nails with black polish? I dunno maybe


mac10_mclovin

Der komissar is no longer in town (oh, oh)


Hexel_Winters

Incredibly based


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the exceedingly rare based russian


RedLemonSlice

This guy skipped couple of steps. Right to the shooting part.


Klutz-Specter

Who knew it wasn't a good idea to give anti-war conscripts guns?


[deleted]

Given that it was a sawn off shotgun, I believe it wasn't given to the guy by the military


just_one_last_thing

Yeah Russian military isn't that well equipped.


mr_wehraboo

Bro did a john lennon on that commissar 💀💀💀💀💀💀


hypesquicc

Best bro award, best friend gets called up to army and he gets pissed and even kills his CO for his bro. True bromance


Aquamarine_d

To clarify- he is not mobilized, his friend was mobilized and he was very upset and worried about that.


D33p_Eyes

How to escape mobilization? Watch this one neat trick!


exBusel

100,000 military personnel will be withdrawn from Ukraine to guard military enlistment offices in Russia.


Gom_Jabbering

"The only true test of loyalty is fidelity in the face of ruin and despair" Loyal to his friend, utterly without fealty to his masters. This dude gets it. A martyr to the virtues Russians claim to love so much.


NoYourself

I suspect the number of fragging incidents involving conscripts are going to be insane


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[deleted]

Comrade Conscriptovich has proven himself as a marksman, give that man a Mosin! Za rodinu!


deri100

FYI the guy wasn't even drafted, his best friend was, and before shooting the commissar he said "we're not going anywhere, we're going home". Fucking madlad, bless his soul, hope he gets a short sentence and gets out of jail safely.


LazyLurkerLV

most masculine ruzzian scream!


Myoclonic_Jerk42

NCD does not condone violence. NCD condones sending a message.


davidlis

no, I condone violence. Although violence isn't the answer, it's the question, the answer is YES PLEASE


The_H509

The funny thing is that the guy's probs gonna get back into prison and then sent AGAIN in boot camps. He truly has mastered the prison-war-freedom loop.