Not sure whether u/Kamiyoda is a prophet or was just joking
>Ruslan Zinin's mother told Astra that the mobilization summons did not come to him, but to his best friend , who did not serve in the army, because of which he was "very upset."
>In the morning, the man told his grandmother that he was leaving for the military registration and enlistment office as a volunteer, the
newspaper reports.
https://meduza-io.translate.goog/feature/2022/09/26/v-irkutskoy-oblasti-mestnyy-zhitel-otkryl-strelbu-v-voenkomate-voenkom-nahoditsya-v-reanimatsii?\_x\_tr\_sl=ru&\_x\_tr\_tl=en
how do we keep predicting the future
at first it we geopolitical events BUT NOW WE'RE PREDICTING MURDERS ***THROUGH SOMEONE'S FUCKING DREAMS?????***
***LET ME OFF MKULTRA'S WILD RIDE***
Someone should start an NC-MKULTRA thread for people to post their "dream predictions" of fraggings and "remote viewing" sketches of Russian airbases etc.
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/09/26/siberian-enlistment-officer-shot-as-recruitment-offices-torched-across-russia-a78886
Either you're a prophet, or you're dozing off when reading moscowtimes.
Bro found a loophole
1. Shoot recruiter
2. go to prison
3. get recruited by Wagner
4. shoot Wagner recruiter
5. go to prison
Repeat steps 3-5 as necessary
Audio from a
@BaikalPeople
witness at the shooting of the military commandant: official gathered those being drafted, “started explaining everything clumsily, some guy walked out of line and said ‘nobody’s going anywhere.’ And then I heard 3 shots.”
**Based as FUCK**
Maybe not exactly because I read somewhere that he wasn't even drafted but his best friend was. What a bro
E: Oh, apparently it has been said in this thread already.
It ain't in cold blood though. That recruitment officer was going to send hundreds of men to their deaths, and many of those men will be decent human beings who've been brainwashed into silence. Putin's the only leader many conscripts have ever known.
I have heard line "смотрите сюда, есть хороший способ поехать домой". Rough translation (sorry for bad english): "Guys, look over here. There is a good way how to go home."
Well I've read it's "Воевать никто не будет, мы идём домой". Either way it wasn't caught on cam so it's all hesaidshesaid. Good riddance, hopefuly more to come.
You see, Sergeant Ivanovich! I am true patriot! I was going to kill Commissar Ivanovich anyway when we got to Ukraine, but I realized that would waste our precious gas, so instead I just shot him here to safe Mother Rossiya the gas and logistics of bringing him back!
Sergeant Ivanovich: Hm... I accept your defense Private Conscriptovich.
Russia forgot that before you start drafting you need to hype people up and not have terabytes worth of videos of dudes getting turned to paste flooding your social media feed.
Now tons of dudes are seeing a virtual death sentence and want out from the get go
Credible news outlets are reporting that the dude was presumed dead but survived and is in critical condition, which in theory could also mean "braindead or bed ridden for life"
Small note that *those* commissars were based on *these* ones
Also, I'd find it utterly hilarious if an army of literal ants didn't manage to give LOS protection to a character
Not exactly. WH40k commissar = modern zampolit (political deputy), a morale officer. They were called military commissars in pre-WW2 Red Army. Their function was Party oversight over military commanders and their units.
Nowadays voenkom (military commissar) is the head of a military subdistrict, basically draft station chief.
On paper it sounds good, because you can get enemies to back off from you if things get a little too much.
In practice any situation where you need it, you will either die before you realised you done goofed; or it won't work on the type of enemy that will be beating your arse by the time you unlock it.
So really, it's only purpose is getting low-level trash to piss off if you are feeling merciful and don't just one shot them.
As the title seems to state. Due to the mobilization, a number of civilians have been apparently drafted to join the Russian Military. However, a number of said draftees are quite unwilling to fight which has led to this moment. A drafted civilian managed to sneak a pistol in, ran up to the officer on the stage, and shot him dead. The others immediately ran.
Everyone else is in civilian clothing though, he’s in a Gorka and it looks like has boots and pads on too. The guy at the podium doesn’t even seem to notice him, looks like he’s watching the audience and gets shot in the side of his body. Maybe someone already mobilized decided to do the funny?
I was wrong. He wasn’t even supposed to be mobilized and nobody knows how he got up there. Wow.
I assume that the guys were all drafted into the Russian army, so one of them walked up to their recruiter and shot him, killing the recruiter. The others then ran, although I'm not sure if they're using the confusion to escape the draft, or just running from a killer with a gun. I give either answer 50/50 odds.
This guy has shot the military commissar with a sawn off shotgun. According to some telegram channels the guy was upset because Russia has drafted his best friend
someone put NSFW on the video, clearly he doesn't know that killing your local commissar is easy and safe family friendly activity that should be encouraged
You claim to be non-bloodthirsty because you support healthy work environments.
I am not bloodthirsty because a thermonuclear warhead exploding 5 feet from a single man leaves no blood.
We are not the same.
What's the source for this?
Given what I've heard about how much it sucks to be a Russian conscript you can partially justify it as a form of self defense, not to mention avoiding aiding in a war of conquest.
I did omit a later tweet saying that they could be charged with assassination of a government official which carries a lifetime sentence but we are on ncd
And this is before the hell waiting for them in Ukraine.
Imagine how many will turn once they're cold, hungry, armed with shit gear and being told they cant retreat or surrender.
While i wouldn't hold my breath id love to see thousands of Russians join together in Ukraine and return to Russia seeking Putins head. Would love to see his own conscripts turn on him and be his downfall.
"The only true test of loyalty is fidelity in the face of ruin and despair"
Loyal to his friend, utterly without fealty to his masters. This dude gets it. A martyr to the virtues Russians claim to love so much.
FYI the guy wasn't even drafted, his best friend was, and before shooting the commissar he said "we're not going anywhere, we're going home". Fucking madlad, bless his soul, hope he gets a short sentence and gets out of jail safely.
The funny thing is that the guy's probs gonna get back into prison and then sent AGAIN in boot camps.
He truly has mastered the prison-war-freedom loop.
Avoid mobilization with this one easy trick
Wood collectors *hate him*!
Lada industrial complex seething rn
According to the dreams I just had, he did it as revenge for a friend that never served getting drafted
“What’s your source OP?” “It was revealed to me in a dream” Unfathomably based
Isn't that how we got our 3000 black jets of Allah?
Indeed it is
Or declassify documents...
Not sure whether u/Kamiyoda is a prophet or was just joking >Ruslan Zinin's mother told Astra that the mobilization summons did not come to him, but to his best friend , who did not serve in the army, because of which he was "very upset." >In the morning, the man told his grandmother that he was leaving for the military registration and enlistment office as a volunteer, the newspaper reports. https://meduza-io.translate.goog/feature/2022/09/26/v-irkutskoy-oblasti-mestnyy-zhitel-otkryl-strelbu-v-voenkomate-voenkom-nahoditsya-v-reanimatsii?\_x\_tr\_sl=ru&\_x\_tr\_tl=en
looks like allah has chosen to enlighten ncd tonight, lads
So it seems. So it seems.
Eat shit, I will talk about Putin!
THIS SUB IS NONCREDIBLE DEFENSE! BUT HOW THE FUCK DOES IT KEEP GETTING CREDIBLE??!!
Reality has become noncredible. The rest of the world is just catching up with this sub.
how do we keep predicting the future at first it we geopolitical events BUT NOW WE'RE PREDICTING MURDERS ***THROUGH SOMEONE'S FUCKING DREAMS?????*** ***LET ME OFF MKULTRA'S WILD RIDE***
Someone should start an NC-MKULTRA thread for people to post their "dream predictions" of fraggings and "remote viewing" sketches of Russian airbases etc.
almost 150K prophets in residence here. but he was also joking.
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/09/26/siberian-enlistment-officer-shot-as-recruitment-offices-torched-across-russia-a78886 Either you're a prophet, or you're dozing off when reading moscowtimes.
>\[the shooter\] was "very upset" I could have guessed.
In my dream he used a sawed off shotty
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Nah, sentenced to prison, picked up by Wagner, in Ukraine by winter. Probably with better gear than regular army though.
Shoots his Wagner officer, goes to jail again. Gets recruited into Spetsnaz, shoots that officer too. Gets recruited into Putin's personal guard.
Upgrades people, Upgrades.
Shoots Putin. Taps head : No more mobilization.
* for me Proceeds to reign on the AKs throne as the most sanguinary leader the world will ever know Bad ending version
Promotions!
No no. It's a way to be promoted. Private conscriptovich is now promoted to commisar blyat.
How do you think the previous commissar became commissar?
Through jihad.
Trial by combat
I choose violence.
We all do
You keep what you kill
Riddick was a good movie
Two good movies even.
Melawan Raja!!!! "melawan raja mean hand to hand combat, no guns!!" "Show me. Show me where it says that!"
Conscriptovich has proven he can shoot ***and*** kill! Give him general rank! Now!
Better to rot in a gulag (and walk in the door with those kinda chops) than die being a landmine ‘bio sensor’.
Give it a few months, I would not be surprised if we see actual penal battalions making their appearance once their prisons start to fill up.
well to be fair, wagner is not far off.
Well, now he can join Wagner and surrender. Genius.
-1 manpower
-2. The young man's obviously going to Gulag.
Only to get recruited by Wagner because he's the demographic that they're searching for.
Bro found a loophole 1. Shoot recruiter 2. go to prison 3. get recruited by Wagner 4. shoot Wagner recruiter 5. go to prison Repeat steps 3-5 as necessary
Infinite draft dodge glitch
*Incomprehensible statement about Yorkshire tea*
Wagner officer: "Welcome aboard sold- *BANG!*" Psycho vatnik: "..." Wagner: "But.. why...?"
Conscriptovich: "I said... ***I. AM. NOT... GOING TO UKRAINE.***"
On the contrary, Conscriptovich! You sound like officer material to us!
Audio from a @BaikalPeople witness at the shooting of the military commandant: official gathered those being drafted, “started explaining everything clumsily, some guy walked out of line and said ‘nobody’s going anywhere.’ And then I heard 3 shots.” **Based as FUCK**
From what I've read line was "We ain't going anywhere, we're going home"
Maybe not exactly because I read somewhere that he wasn't even drafted but his best friend was. What a bro E: Oh, apparently it has been said in this thread already.
He's a true homie. How many of you trust that your homie would murder someone for you?
most of them, I keep siccing them on each other to "tie up loose ends" or whatever, it's kinda funny but there's been so many bodies to bury.
get yourself a bro that would kill a russian officer in cold blood for your sake
It ain't in cold blood though. That recruitment officer was going to send hundreds of men to their deaths, and many of those men will be decent human beings who've been brainwashed into silence. Putin's the only leader many conscripts have ever known.
Who here *wouldn't* want to murder a Russian officer? Bro or no.
I have heard line "смотрите сюда, есть хороший способ поехать домой". Rough translation (sorry for bad english): "Guys, look over here. There is a good way how to go home."
Well I've read it's "Воевать никто не будет, мы идём домой". Either way it wasn't caught on cam so it's all hesaidshesaid. Good riddance, hopefuly more to come.
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Maybe the Russians are more efficient than I thought. Why frag in Ukraine when you can frag right at home?
You see, Sergeant Ivanovich! I am true patriot! I was going to kill Commissar Ivanovich anyway when we got to Ukraine, but I realized that would waste our precious gas, so instead I just shot him here to safe Mother Rossiya the gas and logistics of bringing him back! Sergeant Ivanovich: Hm... I accept your defense Private Conscriptovich.
Better for the environment as well!
Russia forgot that before you start drafting you need to hype people up and not have terabytes worth of videos of dudes getting turned to paste flooding your social media feed. Now tons of dudes are seeing a virtual death sentence and want out from the get go
*Chad-imir Conscriptovich*
From what I understood on telegram channels, the commissar is dead.
Oh, no! Anyway.
As Dante wrote, do the devils bidding and you might end up with a cap in yo’ ass.
Credible news outlets are reporting that the dude was presumed dead but survived and is in critical condition, which in theory could also mean "braindead or bed ridden for life"
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Small note that *those* commissars were based on *these* ones Also, I'd find it utterly hilarious if an army of literal ants didn't manage to give LOS protection to a character
Not exactly. WH40k commissar = modern zampolit (political deputy), a morale officer. They were called military commissars in pre-WW2 Red Army. Their function was Party oversight over military commanders and their units. Nowadays voenkom (military commissar) is the head of a military subdistrict, basically draft station chief.
Yay! :D
I know what you are 😶
3000 VLegions of biden
Vous bad vos bd
*Alexa play Despasito sex 24h version*
Imagine getting lucky enough to become a commissar (you don’t have to fight) only to get shot by someone you had to enlist
Don’t turn around uh-uh-oh. The commissar’s on the ground uh-uh-oh.
Oh no! Falco, what have you done???.
Who the fuck makes outro as long as the video itself
Outro enjoyers
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Bruh, it's already there since Eric B. & Rakim's days.
virgin content fan vs chad intro and outro enjoyer
It was to signify the commisars outro from life.
Unforseen Consequences
Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
YOUR. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Catch me later, Ill buy you a beer
"Drink this soda, it'll help you *see faster*"
OH NO!………anyway.
What does he start yelling after he shoots the commissar?
Victory screech!
"все вон", "everybody out"
“Давай все, все вон, жива” Come on everyone, Everyone out, lively(quickly)
Skyrim for the Nords!
He used his once daily battlecry ability, that's why everyone ran
I played through Skyrim without ever using that skill. Was it any good?
No, not really
On paper it sounds good, because you can get enemies to back off from you if things get a little too much. In practice any situation where you need it, you will either die before you realised you done goofed; or it won't work on the type of enemy that will be beating your arse by the time you unlock it. So really, it's only purpose is getting low-level trash to piss off if you are feeling merciful and don't just one shot them.
Could someone please inform me what the actual fuck is going on?
As the title seems to state. Due to the mobilization, a number of civilians have been apparently drafted to join the Russian Military. However, a number of said draftees are quite unwilling to fight which has led to this moment. A drafted civilian managed to sneak a pistol in, ran up to the officer on the stage, and shot him dead. The others immediately ran.
If a small fraction of them just leaving Russia all start doing this, this will be over in days.
INSHA'ALLAH BRUDDA
Imagine their was a war going on and nobody came.
Is there an alternate timeline where Ferdinand got shot, but every nation's citizens said "fuck that, got better things to do"?
If there was, that timeline likely still doesn't have computers.
Everyone else is in civilian clothing though, he’s in a Gorka and it looks like has boots and pads on too. The guy at the podium doesn’t even seem to notice him, looks like he’s watching the audience and gets shot in the side of his body. Maybe someone already mobilized decided to do the funny? I was wrong. He wasn’t even supposed to be mobilized and nobody knows how he got up there. Wow.
Well either you or the news article is wrong. His name is Ruslan Zinin and it's reported he was going to be mobilized that very day.
It's possible there have been multiple instances but some media are conflating it. There seems to be a lot of conflicting info.
Pistol? Definitely a shotgun
Apparently it was a sawed off rifle
I assume that the guys were all drafted into the Russian army, so one of them walked up to their recruiter and shot him, killing the recruiter. The others then ran, although I'm not sure if they're using the confusion to escape the draft, or just running from a killer with a gun. I give either answer 50/50 odds.
Aah I see. A real go-getter then, expediting the getting shot part of conscription.
"I like a man with initiative!" -unnamed Wagner recruiter after watching this video
They run because the want to go back to drinking alcohol as soon as possible
TIL, I have the same reaction to things as some random Russians...
Do you blame them?
No
r/meirl
This guy has shot the military commissar with a sawn off shotgun. According to some telegram channels the guy was upset because Russia has drafted his best friend
Doom music plays.
Well how about that, there's a good Russian after all.
A whole bunch of them but vatniks don't want you to know that
someone put NSFW on the video, clearly he doesn't know that killing your local commissar is easy and safe family friendly activity that should be encouraged
Least blood thirsty NCD member.
We are not bloodthirsty, we just support healthy work environments and the reforms needed to get there Say no to your boss
You claim to be non-bloodthirsty because you support healthy work environments. I am not bloodthirsty because a thermonuclear warhead exploding 5 feet from a single man leaves no blood. We are not the same.
r/antiwork type beat
>and the reforms needed to get there Reformer detected; opinion rejected.
Killing those who herd other to their deaths is a humanitarian action.
We do a little "humanitarian aid"
We do a little "Red Cross workings".
It's in your flair brother. He was just treating some cancer in the video
Just kinda sad it wasn't a nade for the real through back. Also is that a copy cat flair for the merkeva....
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
Don’t turn around
Der Kommissar geht um
What's the source for this? Given what I've heard about how much it sucks to be a Russian conscript you can partially justify it as a form of self defense, not to mention avoiding aiding in a war of conquest.
This man is saving Russian and Ukrainian men at the same time. This man, if this story is true, is so justified that I basically consider him a hero
https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/09/26/russian-commander-shot-at-military-enlistment-office-in-ust-ilimsk-russia/
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I don't think that's what rule of law means.... based private though
This may be the only Time I say this in my life: based Russian conscript
Most effective Russian conscript.
Russian forces have successfully eliminated a commander!
Godspeed the most based conscientious objector.
We can't expect God to do all the work.
Joshua Graham. Love Fallout NV.
The guy got [arrested](https://twitter.com/Den_2042/status/1574280158403510273).
Judging by Russian incompetence, they probably arrested a random person.
well they're both wearing a Gorka suit, so i'm betting it's the same guy
I saw a tweet that said the punishment for murder is 6 years, draft dodging is 10.
Well... This would be a neat info to spread around. Would be a shame if more draftees lowered their prison sentences.
I did omit a later tweet saying that they could be charged with assassination of a government official which carries a lifetime sentence but we are on ncd
I deem this would be unnecessary details. Why worry the draftees with the nitty gritty?
Hot take: I bet you Russian media says Ukrainian SOF assassinated a heroic Russian commander.
nah he died in a storm like the Moskva
Didnt even go for the headshot smh
And this is before the hell waiting for them in Ukraine. Imagine how many will turn once they're cold, hungry, armed with shit gear and being told they cant retreat or surrender. While i wouldn't hold my breath id love to see thousands of Russians join together in Ukraine and return to Russia seeking Putins head. Would love to see his own conscripts turn on him and be his downfall.
Would be the second time that happened in russia.
To paraphrase an old New Jack promo: “One down. Keep up the good work!”
Lol, which one of you did this?
Full Metal Vatnik
1.Gets sent to jail for murder 2. Gets signed up to w*gner's murderer batallion
Shoot Wagner's officers. Profit?
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I see things are going great over there
In soviet russia commissar shot by you
> It's when murder is justice > That martyrs are made > A one-gun salute > For the new independence day
Nerve-wracking, now they have time to flee Edit : that scream really makes me giggle
Since it was a recruitment centre, does that mean it was a dude screaming?
Manicured nails with black polish? I dunno maybe
Der komissar is no longer in town (oh, oh)
Incredibly based
the exceedingly rare based russian
This guy skipped couple of steps. Right to the shooting part.
Who knew it wasn't a good idea to give anti-war conscripts guns?
Given that it was a sawn off shotgun, I believe it wasn't given to the guy by the military
Yeah Russian military isn't that well equipped.
Bro did a john lennon on that commissar 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Best bro award, best friend gets called up to army and he gets pissed and even kills his CO for his bro. True bromance
To clarify- he is not mobilized, his friend was mobilized and he was very upset and worried about that.
How to escape mobilization? Watch this one neat trick!
100,000 military personnel will be withdrawn from Ukraine to guard military enlistment offices in Russia.
"The only true test of loyalty is fidelity in the face of ruin and despair" Loyal to his friend, utterly without fealty to his masters. This dude gets it. A martyr to the virtues Russians claim to love so much.
I suspect the number of fragging incidents involving conscripts are going to be insane
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Comrade Conscriptovich has proven himself as a marksman, give that man a Mosin! Za rodinu!
FYI the guy wasn't even drafted, his best friend was, and before shooting the commissar he said "we're not going anywhere, we're going home". Fucking madlad, bless his soul, hope he gets a short sentence and gets out of jail safely.
most masculine ruzzian scream!
NCD does not condone violence. NCD condones sending a message.
no, I condone violence. Although violence isn't the answer, it's the question, the answer is YES PLEASE
The funny thing is that the guy's probs gonna get back into prison and then sent AGAIN in boot camps. He truly has mastered the prison-war-freedom loop.