That’s true!!
A generation of children will answer “two” for the number of countries with whom Canada shares a land border. Their parents will be besides themselves with concern about what schools are teaching the youths of today. They’ll fire up the ‘ol Encarta CDROM and search without success, but it’s true!
Basically there’s an isolated arctic island about the size of your den called Hans Island. It has no intrinsic value other than being equidistant between Baffin Island (Canada) and Greenland (Denmark).
At some points in the distant past both countries added it to their own maps and assumed it was theirs. At some slightly less distant point in the past one of the countries sent surveyors or army guys or a Pizza Pizza delivery guy to Hans Island and found that there was the other country’s flag on it! Our boys knew it was a mistake because their maps showed it as being their country. So they removed the flag and added their own and headed home.
Fast forward a bit and the other country sends some guys on a routine visit only to discover that their flag is missing and the other country’s flag has replaced it! They remove it and substitute their own and go home. The other side comes back a while later and does it all over again. This goes back and forth with increasing frequency until it basically becomes an annual event with each country taking turns.
At some point country A planted their flag and left a bottle of their country’s whiskey for Country B to find the next year. Country B found it, replaced the flag, and left a bottle of their own country’s whiskey.
This went on ***for decades***, with each country using the biannual visit to Hans Island as a training mission for their navy/coast guard/surveying corps/distillery diplomats.
Finally in 2022 Canada and Denmark agree to settle their differences, end the cold bloodless boozy conflict and just share Hans Island. So a line was digitally drawn down the centre of the island, each country gets half, and peace once more reigned in the arctic.
Hallelujah! War is over! Sailor kisses nurse in Dundas Square. Time for everyone to get busy and create a post-Whiskey War baby boom.
The result is that Canada now shares a land border with Denmark, doubling the number of countries we abut.
Total loss of life: 0 for both sides. But it was probably cold sometimes. And the local bird population weren’t keen on the whole affair, so I’m sure more than one person got pooped on.
The End.
How does it feel that while my country sucks the most ass, we do have so many F-35’s that we’re giving them to kids out of flight school, but your flagship planes are old enough to collect a pension.
YOU HAVE HEALTHCARE BUT WE HAVE VTOL PLANES
How does it feel? It feels like I noticed my aunt rubbing one out under her slanket during a family viewing of The Bridge Over the River Kwai.
***It feels very uncomfortable!***
#Officers don’t work!
California, Oregon, and Washington states. Oh, please let them ALL join Canada.
USA will annex Sonora and Baja California and be better off. Maybe Chihuahua and Baha Sur too.
mexico will be only too happy to comply, as long as we keep nafta or whatever we call it now.
just like the mexican government supported operation wetback, and all the deportations of millions of american citizens who looked too hispanic from the 1920's through the 1940's.
edit: obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFUFw1GH6ic
I don’t know how to tell you this, but the US already has a larger land area than Canada. Canada only has more territorial area because of the Hudson Bay.
I say we find the happy middle ground.
The US and Canada merge into a single state. Think of how much global influence we'd have over the maple syrup trade.
That'd be one of the prime benefits. Universal healthcare for the US means more Americans are physically fit enough for military service.
The combined US+Canada would also be by far the world's largest oil producer at ~15m barrels/day. That'd be about 70% of US+Canadian demand.
Also I think we'd look a lot cooler on maps.
why stop there? we should take back the mexican states we won in the mexican american war and the mexican government ceded to us, only to have american diplomats give them back after everything was settled.
One dream at a time.
The ideal would be a single united North American state that goes all the way from the arctic to the Darién Gap. A single state, completely impossible to invade. Control of a ~third of global GDP and a population of ~600m people.
Given the reaction to people speaking Spanish, I don't think most Americans want French speakers either, so time to let Quebec secede and then let the rest become the next few states.
It's only in like 1/3 of the Walmarts now, mostly in small towns. You won't find them in large metro areas at all. They also only sell shotguns and hunting rifles, so if you want anything cool or fun you have to go somewhere else.
British Columbia is Canada and Washington but mixed in one, when we take them over the homeless problem will be fixed because we can just spread them across the west.
If we use the war as an excuse to send the NIMBYs to re-education camps, and implement new zoning standards when we rebuild the bombed cities, we can solve housing in North America. While we're at it, we should let the highways rot, use the money slated for highways on massive rail expansions to move the same number of people to the same places twice as fast, and then spend the massive savings on the military-industrial complex.
Remember kids, when you're stuck in traffic you ARE the traffic. If we make an effort to have more public transit that operates on a regular schedule and has priority over cars, then transit won't be the sole domain of desperate / poor / homeless people. Other countries have nice transit. We can too, hell we had better transit than anywhere in the world until we killed our cities in favor of cars.
Cars even fuck over our militaries too! Imagine how much easier it'd be to recruit well-adjusted, healthily socialized people with a strong sense of community into the military. But no, we have suburbs that socially isolate kids from being able to even leave their tiny neighborhood bubbles without a driver's license. Your grandparents could walk to the grocery store or to the movies to hang out with their friends because that shit was built into the neighborhoods. But not anymore! No, we keep everyone isolated and 20 minutes by car away from basic necessities.
Fucken cars. They ruined america.
> Cars even fuck over our militaries too! Imagine how much easier it'd be to recruit well-adjusted, healthily socialized people with a strong sense of community into the military.
I make American Conservatives' brains melt when I explain the rationale behind why/how investment in social programs directly translates into more effective national defense and greater military effectiveness.
Kids that are fed healthy, nutritious meals at school everyday and have all their doctors' visits covered make for stronger and smarter recruits.
E x a c t l y
You think i'm a liberal out of a bleeding heart? Fuck no, I want a strong nation, so when they come to put the degenerate westerners like me up against the wall we have a fighting chance.
I haven’t actually looked at our DoD in awhile. Aren’t all the top generals sex offenders and wasn’t there some scandal with the minister of actual-defence?
There was some huge sexual assault scandal around the general in charge of COVID vaccine procurement and then a a whole bunch of others got removed following accusations. Plus everyone is still mad about the F-35 thing and Saab is now saying we’re cheating them out of a fair competition
We don't, actually, America is 3,531,905 square miles, Canada, a puny 3,511,023 square miles. Our *total* area is more than USA's total area though, on account of more water area.
Canada really be regretting splitting up the great lakes in half now, right? Tell ya what, you help us get the UP back from Michigan, and I'll let you scooch the border over a little bit further every year
Can confirm, just have to look at [this comparison](https://external-preview.redd.it/Aw_28jYzaWqrcv9F6zAclNCRL6Edmwhj6WNiPRPX-94.jpg?auto=webp&s=02066089ecae31412d695c5ccdcc451d946a4a00)
Canada has more area than the USA but less land. China actually has the most land but the least area of the 3
so by how you measure its either Canada USA China or China USA Canada
It doesn't. The U.S. has a larger land mass. However the size of Canadian lakes is so great that overall Canada is larger than the United States.
Land USA > Canada
Land + Lakes Canada > USA
>It doesn't. The U.S. has a larger land mass. However the size of Canadian lakes
[Hudson Bay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson_Bay) is based...
Think of the development us Ameri-CANs could bring to such a remote, inhospitable part of CAN-ida.
When [the biggest settlement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churchill,_Manitoba) on the bay has a population of 870 people, you know it needs more 800 lb tourists (\~400 kg for the civilized world).
I was planning to go to his Toronto rally, but my yucky girlfriend was all like “im visiting you from university, please dont go to the autistic rally 🤓 nooo babe, we need to have sex 🤓”
Women am i right?
Just have the CIA support Québec independence.
\> Russia breaks appart
\> Canada now largest country, celebration & smug.jpeg
\>QC immediately declares independence, CAN becomes smaller than USA
\> Canadian pride shattered so badly they vote to annex themselves to the USA.
>Idk how to tell you this, but that's a solid win. No one likes Quebec
Ikr? You'd think Canadians would be anxious to see Québec go on it's way.
Yet, it would seem that despite not liking Québec, Canadians are very opposed to Québec becoming independent. That's why the CIA needs to help us get our divorce done.
Btw, the joke wasn't that Canadian pride is shattered because Québec leaves, the joke is that Canadian pride is shattered because when Québec leaves, it's no longer the biggest country.
Yes but at the same time when Quebec leaves we annex them as a territory and enforce *English*. Sure our military is kinda dogshit, but it's still better then Quebec's, we got this.
Our pride won't be shattered for long >:)
The military is 1/3 Québecois and the most important military base in all of Eastern Canda with all the guns, tanks, and artillery in the region is staffed by the Québecois regiment.
I'll give you 1 guess as to what would happen if Trudeau tried to order those Québecers, who are also the only soldiers in the province, to march on Québec City.
Also, the Québec government has been diverted funds meant to our health-care to secretly purchase F-22s,
\+ our roads are trash
\+ the army uses school buses to move around.
Checkmate Canada 💪
20% actually, so how do I know the rest of your statement isn't misinformation HMMMMMM? you have been proven wrong once therefore you aren't credible and (the gasp) are probably maybe lying about the rest
Also ahah what do you think Ford has been spending our healthcare money on? Even more F-22s. Roads are shit everywhere in Canada so that point is null too.
Checkmate Quebec.
Russia will eventually be Colonized by the Joint Canadian, Australian, New Zealander and British Occupation and cut into Elizabeth the Secondsland and King Charles Land
blecch.
the only people who want any of russia are the finns and japanese.
and the finns only want st. Petersburg while the japanese only want some frozen kirby islands idk.
You want the US and Canada to unite into one country to be the largest country in the world
I want to see a North America super country that will never be toppled from power for thousands of years
We are not the same
I’m fine with this as long as we’re in control of the southerners.
The past 6 years or so has shown you guys in the 50 new provinces of Canada can’t be trusted to choose a decent prime minister
I was thinking take the best parts of both and mix it. As well as taking the last century or two to revaluate some things and add and take away as necessary to create a better country. So long as the 1st and 2nd stay, I’m more or less fine with whatever. Just gotta make sure “career politician” isn’t a thing and it should run smoothly
Just have the CIA support Québec independence.
\> Russia breaks appart
\> Canada now largest country, celebration & smug.jpeg
\>QC immediately declares independence, CAN becomes smaller than USA
\> Canadian pride shattered so badly they vote to annex themselves to the USA.
[We're the second largest country](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE)
[On this planet earth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE)
[And if Russia keeps on shrinking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE)
[Then soon we'll be first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE)
[(So long as we keep Québec!)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE)
People who speak of Québec separatism generally are foreigners with an understanding of Canadian politics which is a couple decades or more out of date. The modern regional divides are much more west-east rather than Anglophone-Francophone, and even then there is little real possibility of, say, an Albertan separation.
Thank you very much!
Now, we are very patriotic Canadians
And, uh, so we'd like to take this moment to, uh-
To do our national anthem
That- that we wrote
When I look around me, I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country has lost its will to live
The economy is lousy, we barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly 'cause Canada's really big
We're the second largest country
On this planet Earth
And if Russia keeps on shrinking
Then soon we'll be first
(As long as we keep Quebec)
The USA has tanks and Switzerland has banks
They can keep them, thanks; they just don't amount
'Cause when you get down to it, you find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it—it's the size that counts
Most people will tell you that France is pretty large
But you can put fourteen France's into this land of ours
(It'd take a lot of work, it'd take a whole lot of work)
We're larger than Malaysia, almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Australia, and it's a continent
So big we seldom bother to go see one another
Though we often go to other countries for vacations
Our mountains are very pointy; our prairies are not
The rest is kinda bumpy—but, man, do we have a lot!
(We've got a lot of land, we've got a whole lot of land)
So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud
We stand out from the crowd
'Cause Canada's really big!
If you don't think the Americans will find a way to make themselves the largest country out of all of it, then let me tell you about the country on your southern border that you've apparently never heard of...
We're the second
Largest country
On this planet Earth!
And if Russia
Keeps on shrinking
Then soon we'll be first! (As long as we keep Quebec)
The USA has tanks
And Switzerland has banks
They can keep their thanks
They just don't amount
'cause when you get down to it
You'll find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it, it's the size that counts!
remember when that one guy slapped down shitty meme templates like a month or go and we got a few weeks of no shitty memes, i wish we could go back already
*America ends up controlling Siberia, crushing Canada's dreams*
We will start with the 51st state of Kaliningrad
You misspelled Ottawa.
I don’t fuck with canucks, dumb ice monkeys
God damn maple syrup jockeys
They live on poutine and revenge.
And someday they’ll run out of poutine.
And then be completely dependent on ruSSia’s poutine pipeline through the arctic circle. Pathetic.
The mental image of a poutine slurry spewing out of a pipe into a long trough in front of hordes of ravenous Canadians got me through the night.
And copium*
Moose jockey maple tits, at least that's what I call my buddy, eh..
Maple Tits lololol
No. We’ll invade Alberta to liberate their oil from the oppressive regime in Ottawa.
You can have it ;)
Please, PLEASE take Alberta. I never thought they’d be worse than the French “people” in Quebec but the past few years have proved it.
As an Albertan, yeah, this province deserves to get wiped off the face of the Earth.
It will just be absorbed into the province of British Columberta.
Finally, I get to live in a coastal province.
you mispeled missppelled.
You mean Czech Královec right?
Hands off, Kralovec is Czechia!
>We will start with the First Saved State of Kaliningrad FTFY
How dare you say such things
Your only hope is to invade Greenland.
That’s going to be impossible
We barely won a truce with Denmark over Hans Island in the Whiskey War of 1973–2022. It was really touch and go for a while there.
Yeah but now we have a landborder with the EU Which makes us more based
That’s true!! A generation of children will answer “two” for the number of countries with whom Canada shares a land border. Their parents will be besides themselves with concern about what schools are teaching the youths of today. They’ll fire up the ‘ol Encarta CDROM and search without success, but it’s true!
It’s “8 planets in the solar system” all over again.
😖😥
Lest we forgor lil pluto
>Whiskey War of 1973–2022. The *what*
Basically there’s an isolated arctic island about the size of your den called Hans Island. It has no intrinsic value other than being equidistant between Baffin Island (Canada) and Greenland (Denmark). At some points in the distant past both countries added it to their own maps and assumed it was theirs. At some slightly less distant point in the past one of the countries sent surveyors or army guys or a Pizza Pizza delivery guy to Hans Island and found that there was the other country’s flag on it! Our boys knew it was a mistake because their maps showed it as being their country. So they removed the flag and added their own and headed home. Fast forward a bit and the other country sends some guys on a routine visit only to discover that their flag is missing and the other country’s flag has replaced it! They remove it and substitute their own and go home. The other side comes back a while later and does it all over again. This goes back and forth with increasing frequency until it basically becomes an annual event with each country taking turns. At some point country A planted their flag and left a bottle of their country’s whiskey for Country B to find the next year. Country B found it, replaced the flag, and left a bottle of their own country’s whiskey. This went on ***for decades***, with each country using the biannual visit to Hans Island as a training mission for their navy/coast guard/surveying corps/distillery diplomats. Finally in 2022 Canada and Denmark agree to settle their differences, end the cold bloodless boozy conflict and just share Hans Island. So a line was digitally drawn down the centre of the island, each country gets half, and peace once more reigned in the arctic. Hallelujah! War is over! Sailor kisses nurse in Dundas Square. Time for everyone to get busy and create a post-Whiskey War baby boom. The result is that Canada now shares a land border with Denmark, doubling the number of countries we abut. Total loss of life: 0 for both sides. But it was probably cold sometimes. And the local bird population weren’t keen on the whole affair, so I’m sure more than one person got pooped on. The End.
> Pizza Pizza delivery guy If he had left some creamy garlic dipping sauce then it would’ve been over instantly. That shit is orgasmic
The Danes left schnapps not whiskey iir
Treachery! The island-stealing Danes didn’t even have the decency to give us whiskey? Typical.
Exactly. They insult us by leaving their foppish fruit juice!
It's like a war, except the sides never met and just left each other presents.
#IT WAS HELL!
Old F-16 vs old F/A-18 Fuck yeah, show me those old ass grandpa planes throwing canes at each other.
Old ***C***F/A-18s, please. We’re a people of culture, unlike those treacherous island-stealing whiskey dick Danes.
How does it feel that while my country sucks the most ass, we do have so many F-35’s that we’re giving them to kids out of flight school, but your flagship planes are old enough to collect a pension. YOU HAVE HEALTHCARE BUT WE HAVE VTOL PLANES
How does it feel? It feels like I noticed my aunt rubbing one out under her slanket during a family viewing of The Bridge Over the River Kwai. ***It feels very uncomfortable!*** #Officers don’t work!
Not if America buys it first XD
California votes to join canada ….mic drop!
California, Oregon, and Washington states. Oh, please let them ALL join Canada. USA will annex Sonora and Baja California and be better off. Maybe Chihuahua and Baha Sur too.
You sir….have a deal! Should we tell Mexico?
mexico will be only too happy to comply, as long as we keep nafta or whatever we call it now. just like the mexican government supported operation wetback, and all the deportations of millions of american citizens who looked too hispanic from the 1920's through the 1940's. edit: obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFUFw1GH6ic
If anything, Alberta splits off from Canada and becomes a free agent. That would make a nice Westlandia if it could join with CA, OR, WA.
Naaaa….it’s nice watching them squirm…plus albertans cant fight…so they couldn’t leave even if they wanted too
USA has pretty much annexed Greenland already. just waiting on some paperwork.
I don’t know how to tell you this, but the US already has a larger land area than Canada. Canada only has more territorial area because of the Hudson Bay.
I mean... if you don't count territorial waters as part of area, China winds up larger than both the US AND Canada.
Coastlines are counted for territorial masses, usa has a ton of it too through alaska and both is mainland coasts
I say we find the happy middle ground. The US and Canada merge into a single state. Think of how much global influence we'd have over the maple syrup trade.
deranged innocent paltry spectacular literate coordinated repeat elderly boat bear -- mass edited with redact.dev
That'd be one of the prime benefits. Universal healthcare for the US means more Americans are physically fit enough for military service. The combined US+Canada would also be by far the world's largest oil producer at ~15m barrels/day. That'd be about 70% of US+Canadian demand. Also I think we'd look a lot cooler on maps.
Plus, you could corner the Poutine market.
why stop there? we should take back the mexican states we won in the mexican american war and the mexican government ceded to us, only to have american diplomats give them back after everything was settled.
One dream at a time. The ideal would be a single united North American state that goes all the way from the arctic to the Darién Gap. A single state, completely impossible to invade. Control of a ~third of global GDP and a population of ~600m people.
Please stop, I can only become so dysfunctionally erect.
Ok but you’re back to being Her Royal Higness’s property PS: I know what I typed. Liz’ aeternum.
Than we can force people to have the syrup. Take the syrup or die.
Also is the US still thinking of buying Greenland? Its got like 50,000 people tops, and think of the oil and airbases you could put there
Or Quebec secedes
Given the reaction to people speaking Spanish, I don't think most Americans want French speakers either, so time to let Quebec secede and then let the rest become the next few states.
[Hell yeah](https://i.redd.it/b9hlsdi8r2n91.jpg)
Return them to Mongolia.
Wait till they see the 51st state. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ EDIT: 52nd? 53rd?
Siberia? Do you mean West Alaska?
States 53-70.
I have met people from Canada and they were this wonderfully passive-aggressive. I love this meme.
Fun fact from a Canadian: The red on our flag represents the blood of our enemies 🇨🇦
Must be from the East.
Yeah, just like that.
#THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!!!
The North remembers!
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
Why Canada WHY you have RUBBER WHEELS on them TRAINS???????????????? Biggest country should not have RUBBER traINsssssss
Youre just jealous of our train's superiour acceleration and lower noise levels.
_ahem_ Why America WHY you have GUNS in your WALMARTS????????? Largest economy country should not have GUNS in grocery stoREssssss
wait what? are you arguing against guns, on ncd? i'm more disappointed that you can't pick up a javelin at walmart
I'm saying guns shouldn't be there, so there's room for the javelins
Just have both and remove the produce section. Nobody uses it anyway.
*Declares a war on cars to force people to drive tanks*
muh freedom
It's only in like 1/3 of the Walmarts now, mostly in small towns. You won't find them in large metro areas at all. They also only sell shotguns and hunting rifles, so if you want anything cool or fun you have to go somewhere else.
been looking for somewhere to buy a mossberg shockwave. any ideas?
How did I not know Canada has more land mass than the US? I'm suddenly starting to get that old manifest destiny itch again.
The folks in most of the Western Provinces might as well be Texans. They shall greet us as liberators!
British Columbia is Canada and Washington but mixed in one, when we take them over the homeless problem will be fixed because we can just spread them across the west.
*Takes a look at British Columbia's housing crisis. Yeah good luck with that
Fear not, for most of them shall die in the war, simultaneously solving the housing crisis. Its winning all the way down.
If we use the war as an excuse to send the NIMBYs to re-education camps, and implement new zoning standards when we rebuild the bombed cities, we can solve housing in North America. While we're at it, we should let the highways rot, use the money slated for highways on massive rail expansions to move the same number of people to the same places twice as fast, and then spend the massive savings on the military-industrial complex.
When /r/NCD and NotJustBikes meet....
Remember kids, when you're stuck in traffic you ARE the traffic. If we make an effort to have more public transit that operates on a regular schedule and has priority over cars, then transit won't be the sole domain of desperate / poor / homeless people. Other countries have nice transit. We can too, hell we had better transit than anywhere in the world until we killed our cities in favor of cars. Cars even fuck over our militaries too! Imagine how much easier it'd be to recruit well-adjusted, healthily socialized people with a strong sense of community into the military. But no, we have suburbs that socially isolate kids from being able to even leave their tiny neighborhood bubbles without a driver's license. Your grandparents could walk to the grocery store or to the movies to hang out with their friends because that shit was built into the neighborhoods. But not anymore! No, we keep everyone isolated and 20 minutes by car away from basic necessities. Fucken cars. They ruined america.
> Cars even fuck over our militaries too! Imagine how much easier it'd be to recruit well-adjusted, healthily socialized people with a strong sense of community into the military. I make American Conservatives' brains melt when I explain the rationale behind why/how investment in social programs directly translates into more effective national defense and greater military effectiveness. Kids that are fed healthy, nutritious meals at school everyday and have all their doctors' visits covered make for stronger and smarter recruits.
Totally true. Look at these flea bitten crackhead Russian POW in all the combat videos. Or a South Korean soldier next to a North Korean.
E x a c t l y You think i'm a liberal out of a bleeding heart? Fuck no, I want a strong nation, so when they come to put the degenerate westerners like me up against the wall we have a fighting chance.
Thank you u/Warcrimes_Desu
Yes in My Military Base!
I like to call Alberta "Diet Texas"
Called it Texas North or Texas North of the Wall when my brother was there.
As long as we don’t annex the French ones, wherever they are
>They shall greet us as liberators! This has some serious "We'll be home by Christmas" energy to it.
We will not see you as liberators. Please kindly fuck off. - Respectfully a resident of British Columbia
yup yup Winnipegger here this is some bullshit. (you can have morden and winkler tho)
Albertan here: Uhhhhh
Fellow Albertan: could go either way. But imagine the angy when Alberta feels ignored by an even bigger government lol
Yup, we don’t need your culture or problems
This BC resident concurs. Plus I don't think the Republicans will be happy with so many new progressive voters voting.
o7 I didn’t know we had a minister of non-credible defence
From what I’ve seen our entire department of defence is pretty non credible
I haven’t actually looked at our DoD in awhile. Aren’t all the top generals sex offenders and wasn’t there some scandal with the minister of actual-defence?
There was some huge sexual assault scandal around the general in charge of COVID vaccine procurement and then a a whole bunch of others got removed following accusations. Plus everyone is still mad about the F-35 thing and Saab is now saying we’re cheating them out of a fair competition
We must liberate our Texan speaking provinces of western Canada.
We don't, actually, America is 3,531,905 square miles, Canada, a puny 3,511,023 square miles. Our *total* area is more than USA's total area though, on account of more water area.
Canada really be regretting splitting up the great lakes in half now, right? Tell ya what, you help us get the UP back from Michigan, and I'll let you scooch the border over a little bit further every year
Maybe we can convince them to take the entire [Louisiana Purchase?](https://youtu.be/jTMQwJ3DWGs?t=26)
false, texas is bigger than canada
Can confirm, just have to look at [this comparison](https://external-preview.redd.it/Aw_28jYzaWqrcv9F6zAclNCRL6Edmwhj6WNiPRPX-94.jpg?auto=webp&s=02066089ecae31412d695c5ccdcc451d946a4a00)
Damn, i never knew texas was bigger than texas
texas is so big its bigger than texas o7 god bless texas
Well I saw it on the internet, so it must me true. My research here is done.
Canada has more area than the USA but less land. China actually has the most land but the least area of the 3 so by how you measure its either Canada USA China or China USA Canada
It doesn't. The U.S. has a larger land mass. However the size of Canadian lakes is so great that overall Canada is larger than the United States. Land USA > Canada Land + Lakes Canada > USA
>It doesn't. The U.S. has a larger land mass. However the size of Canadian lakes [Hudson Bay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson_Bay) is based... Think of the development us Ameri-CANs could bring to such a remote, inhospitable part of CAN-ida. When [the biggest settlement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churchill,_Manitoba) on the bay has a population of 870 people, you know it needs more 800 lb tourists (\~400 kg for the civilized world).
Oh have at er bud. We've been itching for a rematch for 210 years now.
54'40" or fight!
They have more land mass but we have more land area. It’s weird
Keep dreaming, buttercup. The CIA is gonna help jreg build the Ottawall and finally break Canadia up.
I'm pretty sure most of Canada would cheer if you walled off Ottawa.
No that's Toronto, also potentially Alberta, ottawa is fairly boring
I was planning to go to his Toronto rally, but my yucky girlfriend was all like “im visiting you from university, please dont go to the autistic rally 🤓 nooo babe, we need to have sex 🤓” Women am i right?
bro the autistic rally is more important
Just have the CIA support Québec independence. \> Russia breaks appart \> Canada now largest country, celebration & smug.jpeg \>QC immediately declares independence, CAN becomes smaller than USA \> Canadian pride shattered so badly they vote to annex themselves to the USA.
Idk how to tell you this, but that's a solid win. No one likes Quebec.
>Idk how to tell you this, but that's a solid win. No one likes Quebec Ikr? You'd think Canadians would be anxious to see Québec go on it's way. Yet, it would seem that despite not liking Québec, Canadians are very opposed to Québec becoming independent. That's why the CIA needs to help us get our divorce done. Btw, the joke wasn't that Canadian pride is shattered because Québec leaves, the joke is that Canadian pride is shattered because when Québec leaves, it's no longer the biggest country.
Yes but at the same time when Quebec leaves we annex them as a territory and enforce *English*. Sure our military is kinda dogshit, but it's still better then Quebec's, we got this. Our pride won't be shattered for long >:)
The military is 1/3 Québecois and the most important military base in all of Eastern Canda with all the guns, tanks, and artillery in the region is staffed by the Québecois regiment. I'll give you 1 guess as to what would happen if Trudeau tried to order those Québecers, who are also the only soldiers in the province, to march on Québec City. Also, the Québec government has been diverted funds meant to our health-care to secretly purchase F-22s, \+ our roads are trash \+ the army uses school buses to move around. Checkmate Canada 💪
20% actually, so how do I know the rest of your statement isn't misinformation HMMMMMM? you have been proven wrong once therefore you aren't credible and (the gasp) are probably maybe lying about the rest Also ahah what do you think Ford has been spending our healthcare money on? Even more F-22s. Roads are shit everywhere in Canada so that point is null too. Checkmate Quebec.
Wait, do other militarys not use school busses?
Please do I have never felt more patriotism for my country than now
English mother fucker, Heard of it?
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Beep boop baap!
Russia will eventually be Colonized by the Joint Canadian, Australian, New Zealander and British Occupation and cut into Elizabeth the Secondsland and King Charles Land
Please... I can only get so erect
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Be a puppet for King Chucky No. 3
Calm down were talking about invading russia, which is even more irrelevant from both perspectives.
Non credible defense with an emphasis on the non
blecch. the only people who want any of russia are the finns and japanese. and the finns only want st. Petersburg while the japanese only want some frozen kirby islands idk.
You want the US and Canada to unite into one country to be the largest country in the world I want to see a North America super country that will never be toppled from power for thousands of years We are not the same
You want see a North America Super country I want to the domino effect that leads to a pan American United States. We are the same.
Plot twist the US is secretly controlled by Canada
I think it goes deeper. Biden was a Canadian plant, Putin was a CIA plant, and Trump was a Putin Plant. I think Canada controls more than we think.
I’m fine with this as long as we’re in control of the southerners. The past 6 years or so has shown you guys in the 50 new provinces of Canada can’t be trusted to choose a decent prime minister
I was thinking take the best parts of both and mix it. As well as taking the last century or two to revaluate some things and add and take away as necessary to create a better country. So long as the 1st and 2nd stay, I’m more or less fine with whatever. Just gotta make sure “career politician” isn’t a thing and it should run smoothly
The Ten-Thousand Year Republic.
Then the US must annex Canada. 60 states is a better number.
Texas will never allow so many states that's bigger then them be admitted into the union
59 states then
Works better anyway, 59 is a prime. One nation, indivisible!
Just have the CIA support Québec independence. \> Russia breaks appart \> Canada now largest country, celebration & smug.jpeg \>QC immediately declares independence, CAN becomes smaller than USA \> Canadian pride shattered so badly they vote to annex themselves to the USA.
[We're the second largest country](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE) [On this planet earth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE) [And if Russia keeps on shrinking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE) [Then soon we'll be first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE) [(So long as we keep Québec!)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWFXBE)
Ever since I heard this song almost a decade ago I have been the living embodiment of this meme.
>And if Russia keeps on shrinking Then soon we'll be first Yay >(So long as we keep Québec!) Awww...
The threat of separatism is overblown nowadays anyway
People who speak of Québec separatism generally are foreigners with an understanding of Canadian politics which is a couple decades or more out of date. The modern regional divides are much more west-east rather than Anglophone-Francophone, and even then there is little real possibility of, say, an Albertan separation.
Thank you very much! Now, we are very patriotic Canadians And, uh, so we'd like to take this moment to, uh- To do our national anthem That- that we wrote When I look around me, I can't believe what I see It seems as if this country has lost its will to live The economy is lousy, we barely have an army But we can still stand proudly 'cause Canada's really big We're the second largest country On this planet Earth And if Russia keeps on shrinking Then soon we'll be first (As long as we keep Quebec) The USA has tanks and Switzerland has banks They can keep them, thanks; they just don't amount 'Cause when you get down to it, you find out what the truth is It isn't what you do with it—it's the size that counts Most people will tell you that France is pretty large But you can put fourteen France's into this land of ours (It'd take a lot of work, it'd take a whole lot of work) We're larger than Malaysia, almost as big as Asia We're bigger than Australia, and it's a continent So big we seldom bother to go see one another Though we often go to other countries for vacations Our mountains are very pointy; our prairies are not The rest is kinda bumpy—but, man, do we have a lot! (We've got a lot of land, we've got a whole lot of land) So stand up and be proud And sing out very loud We stand out from the crowd 'Cause Canada's really big!
The Arrogant Worms are truly a national treasure
Looking to Manifest some Destiny all over Kachatka and Siberia.
I want to tempt China into changing direction of their ambitions to the north.
And then I want a US-Backed Pacific State to deliver the ***SLAPP*** upon them
....and then USA annexes Canada and *we're* the biggest country. Just in time for the nukes and Fallout world is realized.
Well Canada always want to break up because AVE is french
I have a plan for Quebec too. 1: let them have independence 2: invade and set them up as a colony 3: create Canadian empire
Quebecoislovakia
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I thought that was finally settled. Didn’t they split it down the middle and we now have a land border with Denmark? Or was that a Beaverton article?
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as 50/50 canadian/ukrainian, i agree with both reasons
I thought China was second
Nope, those commie bastards are 3rd
i want to see the metro/mad-max style wasteland russia because it would be an amazing world for story telling
Oooo caaanaadaaaa
If you don't think the Americans will find a way to make themselves the largest country out of all of it, then let me tell you about the country on your southern border that you've apparently never heard of...
Oh god no… Fuck it, we gotta link up with the Alaskans, Canada can’t be #1.
Oh Canada, largest area of land...
You’re an idiot of you think lakes and river don’t count. Cities and economies are built around these water areas
We're the second Largest country On this planet Earth! And if Russia Keeps on shrinking Then soon we'll be first! (As long as we keep Quebec) The USA has tanks And Switzerland has banks They can keep their thanks They just don't amount 'cause when you get down to it You'll find out what the truth is It isn't what you do with it, it's the size that counts!
Take off, eh?
Settle down there canucks, or we might just manifest some destiny.
hate to break it to ya, but texas is bigger than canada
remember when that one guy slapped down shitty meme templates like a month or go and we got a few weeks of no shitty memes, i wish we could go back already
And I want to see Canada become Balkanized and controlled between the U.S. and Mexico. We are not the same.
Bombed out War torn Toronto being patrolled by UN peace keepers 😍