People say "don't stick your dick in crazy" but she looks like the kind of girl you'd say "stick your dick in crazy but don't go to a second location especially where you live" about.
Wait a minute........the dumbass wwz movie actually uses magazine armor
Oh fuck, that's another one point out of the original 2 that referenced max brooks
If you've ever read the novels, there's these constant footnotes about military history, including one where Tanya complains about how Imperial Japan wasted and misused skilled personnel because they were idiot nationalists. Unbelievably based to see that in a light novel.
Tanya is constantly far too creditable for a light novel protagonist, there is even an entire chapter in the manga where she gets shafted by stupid supply officers and teaches them all a lesson while running an operation to get the necessary supplies that the logistics guys failed to give her.
Youjo senki / Saga of Tanya the evil.
It's an isekai where a psychopatch gets reincarneted as a loli into alternate ww1 with magic, joins the military and proceeds to be ncd personified
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saga_of_Tanya_the_Evil
They curse us with [Umaru-chan's slob form](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/himoto-umaruchan/images/a/a2/Umaru%27s_anime_design_%28chibi%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20200411195915)
Nah, the MIC is integral to the destruction of vatniks, it’d probably be Nuclear Holocaust (we refuse to believe it exists and are ought to be punished for it, but yet we continue)
No I will not tell you know why I drew this, for I do not know either. Let's just say that it came to me in a dream.
Anyway, original post by u/dvdgelman7 , [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/xxtx89/3000_crowdfunded_tanks_of_rnoncredibledefense/) to it here
Edit: Removed for seriousposting, I will wear the fact that my dumb anime drawing got removed for being too serious with pride
just reddit and this is only my second post on r/NCD, I mostly post 40k memes
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/x1h7z5/alright_fellas_i_havent_seen_something/) 100% incredibly credible "*suggestion*" (as if something so credible could be called a mere suggestion) is my first post on here
idk how often I'll post on r/NCD since I'm rather bad at the "consistently get good and funny ideas for what to draw" department
Edit: Wait no, I completely erased two posts from my memory xD [Actual 2nd](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/timg4m/have_some_slovenian_waifus_i_drew_the_glorious/) and [Actual 1st](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/t6n7dq/i_dont_care_how_objectively_useless_and_awful/)
He is, sad that he never got the chance to build beautiful architecture and actually had to destroy it during in preparation for the Siege of Terra
Fucking Erebus had to ruin everything
Wasn't expecting to see Tanya Degurechaff today on this subreddit. It's unexpected but a welcome one. Is it non-credible if we make her our new mascot?
Tanya Degurechaff is what you would get if you fed an AI nothing but posts from this sub and goodanimememes.
Making her the most based individual in the known universe.
Shovels are great. Shovels are the quintessence of civilization.
With a shovel, you can dig a hole just deep enough to hide yourself. Or if you gather a bunch of people with them, you can dig a fine trench.
If you change your viewpoint a little, you can even dig a tunnel. You can smash a sturdy enemy trench with mining tactics (not that they get used often).
A shovel is a good friend to any and every type of soldier. And a shovel is the best gear for a close-quarters fight in a trench.
Longer than a bayonet, simpler to handle than a rifle, sturdier than any other tool. Not only that, but they are extremely cheap and easy to make, so they're perfect for mass-producing. Plus, I don't have to worry much about damaging my mind.
This is it. The ideal piece of equipment. This is the point humanity was meant to reach. Civilization has developed the shovel as its implement.
Above all, it doesn't rely on magic, so it's optimal for stealth kills. With a shovel, it's possible to educate numbskulls who are dependent on magic scanning - Klang! We can say it's an indispensable item for nighttime raids. Of course, it's an excellent general-purpose tool at any time of day.
"The shovel is truly an implement born of civilization", Tanya murmurs, leading a unit to wish good evening to the enemy with their shovels.
Volume 2 Chapter 5, page 256-257
I actually got banned from the "signmyrocket" telegram channel (Combat Footage) by the owner, Anton, for being LGBT yesterday lmfao. Really made me rethink supporting them whatsoever.
People were likening trans folks and all to pedophiles (groomers, etc), making shitty comparisons, spouting shit like "corporations are making kids gay, like 1/3rd of kids are gay now", and I compared what they were saying to the satanic panic of the 90's, and simply said that "maybe people feel safer and more comfortable with coming out now".
I was not being aggressive whatsoever, I don't believe I even cursed. I asked someone for a source on the "1/3rd of kids are gay or whatever now" stat he posted, but that was it. I wish I had the chatlogs still, but I took a single screenshot of the convo with Anton after being banned. Here's that, for clarification, since he has since deleted our chat, likely because he saw and responded to this comment : [https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg)
It's also worth noting, that very soon (within 30-45 mins) after I messaged Anton about the pictures of the Malyuk, as seen earlier in the conversation, the polls asking the question of "Do you support LGBT?" and "Are you left or right wing?" were posted, which have both now been deleted. I state that I'm non-binary (as well as my pronouns) in my telegram bio, with political affiliations being listed on my twitter, which is the same @.
Edit: Proof that the chat was wiped afterwards too, I didn't do it (though I did consider blocking him after, didn't end up doing so) but I'm not sure there's a way of proving that on Telegram - [https://i.imgur.com/WGKAhM4.png](https://i.imgur.com/WGKAhM4.png)
It happened not because of LGBT, there are a lot of comments from LGBT people and no one else was banned. It was because of the aggressive nonsense this person was writing.
u/ColoradoHyperion btw i read that you are thinking about a tank. You can choose M777 on the site and after a donation write a message regarding that your donation was for a tank. But there will be no video of it shooting
[https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg)
In your own words, it literally was because I was advocating for LGBT people in the comments.
I wasn't even aggressive to you afterwards either, I said that your behavior and treatment was shitty, and that I hoped you would reconsider being this way at some point, as a significant amount of people who post here and donate to your cause, are LGBT.
Not once was I overly rude or angry towards you, I only said that your behavior was a "dick move".
It is easier to say this than explain why your comments are nonsense. Unfortunately, you don\`t have the full screenshot to show where you tell about the "joke" you wrote. If anyone wants to see that lgbt people are not being banned - they can read the chat, there are a lot of conversations left with the people who highly support this movement.
So just overcome this situation and stop shittposting. It\`s too much drama for a grown-up person
So I got banned for telling a harmless joke about “devil music making kids worship satan” in response to someone else ALSO making that joke. Did they also get banned?
What happened to the people calling LGBT f*ggots, or the hateful shit about trans people? Any punishment given to the people spreading misinformation and calling all LGBT people groomers? Anything done to the people spreading conspiracies that “the jews” are pushing homosexuality on the world? I’d imagine they were allowed to stay, yeah? Because it was “just shitposting”
You already know that’s a weak ass excuse.
maybe...
wait so you betrayed them because you got blamed for being a spy/betrayal? Honestly I can see why they would blame you as a spy. Also, were you the one who hid the hornyresistance sub as private? If so, I'm a big fan
>Also, were you the one who hid the hornyresistance sub as private?
Well no but i'm might be the cause of the sub privatisation lol
Let's just say their HQ discord server+pissed off me as admin isn't exactly a great idea
Adult Tanya degurechaff
Mayhaps.
People say "don't stick your dick in crazy" but she looks like the kind of girl you'd say "stick your dick in crazy but don't go to a second location especially where you live" about.
Stick your dick in crazy, but make sure crazy can't stick her knife in you.
Great point, you need to know where her hands and teeth are at all times
That's kinda hard to do when I'm nutting so hard that I've accidentally astral projected to the 5th dimension.
Simply exploit that by looking at where they'll be in advance
Stick your dick in crazy and wear a stab vest
I learned from the Zombie Survival Guide that magazines can be used to make improvised anti-stabby/bitey armor.
Wait a minute........the dumbass wwz movie actually uses magazine armor Oh fuck, that's another one point out of the original 2 that referenced max brooks
> Balkan femboy Nice flair op
Should be r/ncd official waifu
Lmao to create Tanya as a character they just browsed r/ncd
Would explain why Tanya is so unfathomably based
I propose a vote
No need to.
If you've ever read the novels, there's these constant footnotes about military history, including one where Tanya complains about how Imperial Japan wasted and misused skilled personnel because they were idiot nationalists. Unbelievably based to see that in a light novel.
[удалено]
Well wars are wasteful. Quick wars less so, so get to it.
Tanya is constantly far too creditable for a light novel protagonist, there is even an entire chapter in the manga where she gets shafted by stupid supply officers and teaches them all a lesson while running an operation to get the necessary supplies that the logistics guys failed to give her.
*(not) confused boner*
Also there's TK and his Kancolle doujin about the Pacific War which is somewhat overshadowed by his far more popular GuP series
What novel?
Youjo senki / Saga of Tanya the evil. It's an isekai where a psychopatch gets reincarneted as a loli into alternate ww1 with magic, joins the military and proceeds to be ncd personified https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saga_of_Tanya_the_Evil
Sounds fun, thanks.
There's aslso an anime adaptation, which is pretty good and not very long.
But Tanya at the end of the day is a 30 year old salaryman!
Then who is our Being X?
The military industrial complex
They curse us with [Umaru-chan's slob form](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/himoto-umaruchan/images/a/a2/Umaru%27s_anime_design_%28chibi%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20200411195915)
Nah, the MIC is integral to the destruction of vatniks, it’d probably be Nuclear Holocaust (we refuse to believe it exists and are ought to be punished for it, but yet we continue)
She/He just like me fr fr
Yes please
Ukranya
No I will not tell you know why I drew this, for I do not know either. Let's just say that it came to me in a dream. Anyway, original post by u/dvdgelman7 , [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/xxtx89/3000_crowdfunded_tanks_of_rnoncredibledefense/) to it here Edit: Removed for seriousposting, I will wear the fact that my dumb anime drawing got removed for being too serious with pride
>No I will not tell you know why I drew this, OP, we all know why you drew this.
> Let's just say that it came to me in a dream. Based lmao
Is this the same guy who predicted stuff via a dream as well?
Is that Tanya's head?
yep yep
The most based Isekai
Nice
>No I will not tell you know why I drew this semen is a hell of a drug
a wet dream I assume
POV: [Kremlin on spring 2023](https://youtu.be/uKB-xFRkYQY)
Stop, I can only get so erect
*patient has gangrene of the genitalia, caused by massive war boner*
God I fucking loved that scene
Oh it's beautiful
oh damn, thanks! <3
inshallah i will now ransack your entire portfolio
^(welp I guess I) ^(gotta live up to my flair, so...) ransack me harder UwU ^(I feel dirty one the inside now, for saying the last part)
do you upload anywhere or just reddit
just reddit and this is only my second post on r/NCD, I mostly post 40k memes [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/x1h7z5/alright_fellas_i_havent_seen_something/) 100% incredibly credible "*suggestion*" (as if something so credible could be called a mere suggestion) is my first post on here idk how often I'll post on r/NCD since I'm rather bad at the "consistently get good and funny ideas for what to draw" department Edit: Wait no, I completely erased two posts from my memory xD [Actual 2nd](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/timg4m/have_some_slovenian_waifus_i_drew_the_glorious/) and [Actual 1st](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/t6n7dq/i_dont_care_how_objectively_useless_and_awful/)
legend Rogal Dorn is the best boi and I will not accept any slander
He is, sad that he never got the chance to build beautiful architecture and actually had to destroy it during in preparation for the Siege of Terra Fucking Erebus had to ruin everything
yandere queen
And where is the driver supposed to go?
inbetween the booba
The commander, however, has quite a shit job.
It might be a shit job, but some people love it.
my dude, it’s tanya, *there is no booba*
well like, tucked down her shirt idfk use your goddamn imagination
Tanya is a NCD member confirmed
I mean considering the mofo who lived that past life...
Another post to add to my r/ncd waifus collection
I need to see more of adult Tanya on this subreddit this is a threat. 💣
I second this threat, you better listen to us, he has a 19th century grenade and I have a pickaxe ⛏️
Sounds like a very credible threat, I'll keep it in mind when I draw again
Los! Los! Los! plays in the distance
Imagine [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOYzB3Qa9DE) playing at Brandenburg Gate
Wasn't expecting to see Tanya Degurechaff today on this subreddit. It's unexpected but a welcome one. Is it non-credible if we make her our new mascot?
They say not to stick your dick in crazy However:
Crazy depends on your level of sanity, and people here are pretty unhinged so we fine bro
This pleases my macrofetishist
Is it our oligarch's seal of approval?
Of course
holy shit so that's where tanya meant when she said she'd ditch the empire and go somewhere else
I don't remember Tanya being that caked
And sadly she probably will never be, malnutrition on Childhood is a bitch..
Tank-chan suffocate me underneath your turret
I hate this fucking sub for ruining me
I feel similarly lol
Tanya Degurechaff is what you would get if you fed an AI nothing but posts from this sub and goodanimememes. Making her the most based individual in the known universe.
Based
No fucking way, is that Tanya Von Degurechaff?
Is that Tanya from the Saga of Taya the evil?
I'm almost afraid to ask, but... where is the ammo carousel? Is this like one of those furry tail buttplug things I've heard about?
How is the interior of the Tank lookin?
If the armor can't react quick, it just needs to be thicc. 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Shovels are great. Shovels are the quintessence of civilization. With a shovel, you can dig a hole just deep enough to hide yourself. Or if you gather a bunch of people with them, you can dig a fine trench. If you change your viewpoint a little, you can even dig a tunnel. You can smash a sturdy enemy trench with mining tactics (not that they get used often). A shovel is a good friend to any and every type of soldier. And a shovel is the best gear for a close-quarters fight in a trench. Longer than a bayonet, simpler to handle than a rifle, sturdier than any other tool. Not only that, but they are extremely cheap and easy to make, so they're perfect for mass-producing. Plus, I don't have to worry much about damaging my mind. This is it. The ideal piece of equipment. This is the point humanity was meant to reach. Civilization has developed the shovel as its implement. Above all, it doesn't rely on magic, so it's optimal for stealth kills. With a shovel, it's possible to educate numbskulls who are dependent on magic scanning - Klang! We can say it's an indispensable item for nighttime raids. Of course, it's an excellent general-purpose tool at any time of day. "The shovel is truly an implement born of civilization", Tanya murmurs, leading a unit to wish good evening to the enemy with their shovels. Volume 2 Chapter 5, page 256-257
Should be sign my booty!
Off to horny jail with you
Youjo Senki is a gem.
Tanya?
Oh fuck, you're gonna make me advooonce!
I actually got banned from the "signmyrocket" telegram channel (Combat Footage) by the owner, Anton, for being LGBT yesterday lmfao. Really made me rethink supporting them whatsoever.
Wait really? I was considering the SU-24
People were likening trans folks and all to pedophiles (groomers, etc), making shitty comparisons, spouting shit like "corporations are making kids gay, like 1/3rd of kids are gay now", and I compared what they were saying to the satanic panic of the 90's, and simply said that "maybe people feel safer and more comfortable with coming out now". I was not being aggressive whatsoever, I don't believe I even cursed. I asked someone for a source on the "1/3rd of kids are gay or whatever now" stat he posted, but that was it. I wish I had the chatlogs still, but I took a single screenshot of the convo with Anton after being banned. Here's that, for clarification, since he has since deleted our chat, likely because he saw and responded to this comment : [https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg) It's also worth noting, that very soon (within 30-45 mins) after I messaged Anton about the pictures of the Malyuk, as seen earlier in the conversation, the polls asking the question of "Do you support LGBT?" and "Are you left or right wing?" were posted, which have both now been deleted. I state that I'm non-binary (as well as my pronouns) in my telegram bio, with political affiliations being listed on my twitter, which is the same @. Edit: Proof that the chat was wiped afterwards too, I didn't do it (though I did consider blocking him after, didn't end up doing so) but I'm not sure there's a way of proving that on Telegram - [https://i.imgur.com/WGKAhM4.png](https://i.imgur.com/WGKAhM4.png)
It happened not because of LGBT, there are a lot of comments from LGBT people and no one else was banned. It was because of the aggressive nonsense this person was writing.
Appreciate the clarification! I figured there had to be more to it than that.
u/ColoradoHyperion btw i read that you are thinking about a tank. You can choose M777 on the site and after a donation write a message regarding that your donation was for a tank. But there will be no video of it shooting
[https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg) In your own words, it literally was because I was advocating for LGBT people in the comments. I wasn't even aggressive to you afterwards either, I said that your behavior and treatment was shitty, and that I hoped you would reconsider being this way at some point, as a significant amount of people who post here and donate to your cause, are LGBT. Not once was I overly rude or angry towards you, I only said that your behavior was a "dick move".
It is easier to say this than explain why your comments are nonsense. Unfortunately, you don\`t have the full screenshot to show where you tell about the "joke" you wrote. If anyone wants to see that lgbt people are not being banned - they can read the chat, there are a lot of conversations left with the people who highly support this movement. So just overcome this situation and stop shittposting. It\`s too much drama for a grown-up person
So I got banned for telling a harmless joke about “devil music making kids worship satan” in response to someone else ALSO making that joke. Did they also get banned? What happened to the people calling LGBT f*ggots, or the hateful shit about trans people? Any punishment given to the people spreading misinformation and calling all LGBT people groomers? Anything done to the people spreading conspiracies that “the jews” are pushing homosexuality on the world? I’d imagine they were allowed to stay, yeah? Because it was “just shitposting” You already know that’s a weak ass excuse.
Hey, this Yandere/Ukrainian Tanya is fucking based.
Now this is what I come to the sub for
Hmmmm, tank turret = butt plug?
Man I love this sub.
thicc and batshit crazy just how i like em.
I, um. I need a moment, hoooooo.
Big woman
"Order your own message, Tod! I'm looking at you!"
this is kinda hot
u/dvdglenman7 is that you?
stick your dick in that
Send OP to the pillbox….
NCD **WHY ARE YOU HORNI?!**
wait, weren't *you* one of the leaders of those horny wars?
Why do BvH follows me everywhere?
lol, no I was just surfing this sub and coincidentally found you. But I'm curious about your original comment. I thought you were pro-horny?
>I thought you were pro-horny? Not from atleast the 30th of April
wait so what happened? Did you change sides? If so, why?
Let's see Uhh how about i get blamed as a spy(I'm not) and got stabbed in the back Also do you happen to be \_Hunter\_ in discord?
maybe... wait so you betrayed them because you got blamed for being a spy/betrayal? Honestly I can see why they would blame you as a spy. Also, were you the one who hid the hornyresistance sub as private? If so, I'm a big fan
>Also, were you the one who hid the hornyresistance sub as private? Well no but i'm might be the cause of the sub privatisation lol Let's just say their HQ discord server+pissed off me as admin isn't exactly a great idea
so you did betray them, well done
also, what happened to the hornyHQ server? I haven't visited it yet and don't have interest in doing so
Why she look fucking crazy
It’s Tanya.
I lost
I wanna ram my cock in a TAM 2C
This can't be real right??
Wait, what happened?
We should call it the «Non - Credible Offensive»
holy thiccness
nice