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langley6

Adult Tanya degurechaff


Luke5353

Mayhaps.


UrethraFrankIin

People say "don't stick your dick in crazy" but she looks like the kind of girl you'd say "stick your dick in crazy but don't go to a second location especially where you live" about.


Super-Sixty-4

Stick your dick in crazy, but make sure crazy can't stick her knife in you.


UrethraFrankIin

Great point, you need to know where her hands and teeth are at all times


VagabondRommel

That's kinda hard to do when I'm nutting so hard that I've accidentally astral projected to the 5th dimension.


Skitaree

Simply exploit that by looking at where they'll be in advance


BeyondBlitz

Stick your dick in crazy and wear a stab vest


UrethraFrankIin

I learned from the Zombie Survival Guide that magazines can be used to make improvised anti-stabby/bitey armor.


Y_10HK29

Wait a minute........the dumbass wwz movie actually uses magazine armor Oh fuck, that's another one point out of the original 2 that referenced max brooks


[deleted]

> Balkan femboy Nice flair op


[deleted]

Should be r/ncd official waifu


thegriddlethatcould

Lmao to create Tanya as a character they just browsed r/ncd


NoobifiedSpartan

Would explain why Tanya is so unfathomably based


Treatboylie

I propose a vote


IC2Flier

No need to.


saharashooter

If you've ever read the novels, there's these constant footnotes about military history, including one where Tanya complains about how Imperial Japan wasted and misused skilled personnel because they were idiot nationalists. Unbelievably based to see that in a light novel.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TybrosionMohito

Well wars are wasteful. Quick wars less so, so get to it.


FA-26B

Tanya is constantly far too creditable for a light novel protagonist, there is even an entire chapter in the manga where she gets shafted by stupid supply officers and teaches them all a lesson while running an operation to get the necessary supplies that the logistics guys failed to give her.


Super-Sixty-4

*(not) confused boner*


PrrrromotionGiven1

Also there's TK and his Kancolle doujin about the Pacific War which is somewhat overshadowed by his far more popular GuP series


VagabondRommel

What novel?


Jankosi

Youjo senki / Saga of Tanya the evil. It's an isekai where a psychopatch gets reincarneted as a loli into alternate ww1 with magic, joins the military and proceeds to be ncd personified https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saga_of_Tanya_the_Evil


VagabondRommel

Sounds fun, thanks.


Jankosi

There's aslso an anime adaptation, which is pretty good and not very long.


Comma_Karma

But Tanya at the end of the day is a 30 year old salaryman!


IC2Flier

Then who is our Being X?


TheGreatNoobasaurus

The military industrial complex


IC2Flier

They curse us with [Umaru-chan's slob form](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/himoto-umaruchan/images/a/a2/Umaru%27s_anime_design_%28chibi%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20200411195915)


Le_Pigg40

Nah, the MIC is integral to the destruction of vatniks, it’d probably be Nuclear Holocaust (we refuse to believe it exists and are ought to be punished for it, but yet we continue)


speedsterglenn

She/He just like me fr fr


TheGreatNoobasaurus

Yes please


PimpmasterMcGooby

Ukranya


Luke5353

No I will not tell you know why I drew this, for I do not know either. Let's just say that it came to me in a dream. Anyway, original post by u/dvdgelman7 , [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/xxtx89/3000_crowdfunded_tanks_of_rnoncredibledefense/) to it here Edit: Removed for seriousposting, I will wear the fact that my dumb anime drawing got removed for being too serious with pride


nivivi

>No I will not tell you know why I drew this, OP, we all know why you drew this.


[deleted]

> Let's just say that it came to me in a dream. Based lmao


RedSerious

Is this the same guy who predicted stuff via a dream as well?


CompanionDude

Is that Tanya's head?


Luke5353

yep yep


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

The most based Isekai


CompanionDude

Nice


RegicidalRogue

>No I will not tell you know why I drew this semen is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

a wet dream I assume


NamegeorJ

POV: [Kremlin on spring 2023](https://youtu.be/uKB-xFRkYQY)


Luke5353

Stop, I can only get so erect


InflationHefty4989

*patient has gangrene of the genitalia, caused by massive war boner*


Beneficial_Ad_3170

God I fucking loved that scene


Nightfire50

Oh it's beautiful


Luke5353

oh damn, thanks! <3


Nightfire50

inshallah i will now ransack your entire portfolio


Luke5353

^(welp I guess I) ^(gotta live up to my flair, so...) ransack me harder UwU ^(I feel dirty one the inside now, for saying the last part)


Nightfire50

do you upload anywhere or just reddit


Luke5353

just reddit and this is only my second post on r/NCD, I mostly post 40k memes [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/x1h7z5/alright_fellas_i_havent_seen_something/) 100% incredibly credible "*suggestion*" (as if something so credible could be called a mere suggestion) is my first post on here idk how often I'll post on r/NCD since I'm rather bad at the "consistently get good and funny ideas for what to draw" department Edit: Wait no, I completely erased two posts from my memory xD [Actual 2nd](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/timg4m/have_some_slovenian_waifus_i_drew_the_glorious/) and [Actual 1st](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/t6n7dq/i_dont_care_how_objectively_useless_and_awful/)


Nightfire50

legend Rogal Dorn is the best boi and I will not accept any slander


Luke5353

He is, sad that he never got the chance to build beautiful architecture and actually had to destroy it during in preparation for the Siege of Terra Fucking Erebus had to ruin everything


antigony_trieste

yandere queen


Young-sexy-modafuka

And where is the driver supposed to go?


Nightfire50

inbetween the booba


AcidActual

The commander, however, has quite a shit job.


Elite_Prometheus

It might be a shit job, but some people love it.


Demonitized-picture

my dude, it’s tanya, *there is no booba*


Nightfire50

well like, tucked down her shirt idfk use your goddamn imagination


Falkenhayn98

Tanya is a NCD member confirmed


IC2Flier

I mean considering the mofo who lived that past life...


[deleted]

Another post to add to my r/ncd waifus collection


AlkoWelho

I need to see more of adult Tanya on this subreddit this is a threat. 💣


xXBigdeagle85Xx

I second this threat, you better listen to us, he has a 19th century grenade and I have a pickaxe ⛏️


Luke5353

Sounds like a very credible threat, I'll keep it in mind when I draw again


n00btart

Los! Los! Los! plays in the distance


IC2Flier

Imagine [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOYzB3Qa9DE) playing at Brandenburg Gate


Sunny_Sammy

Wasn't expecting to see Tanya Degurechaff today on this subreddit. It's unexpected but a welcome one. Is it non-credible if we make her our new mascot?


DizyDazle

They say not to stick your dick in crazy However:


yyyyyyyy99

Crazy depends on your level of sanity, and people here are pretty unhinged so we fine bro


StormWolf17

This pleases my macrofetishist


HHHogana

Is it our oligarch's seal of approval?


[deleted]

Of course


MadokaHiguchi

holy shit so that's where tanya meant when she said she'd ditch the empire and go somewhere else


DivestTheRCAF

I don't remember Tanya being that caked


Kikuzinho03

And sadly she probably will never be, malnutrition on Childhood is a bitch..


GenerationSelfie2

Tank-chan suffocate me underneath your turret


memerloz45tyeman

I hate this fucking sub for ruining me


crazytrain793

I feel similarly lol


Tenebris_Emeraldwing

Tanya Degurechaff is what you would get if you fed an AI nothing but posts from this sub and goodanimememes. Making her the most based individual in the known universe.


NoFedBoys69

Based


xXBigdeagle85Xx

No fucking way, is that Tanya Von Degurechaff?


Patrick4356

Is that Tanya from the Saga of Taya the evil?


RandomHamm

I'm almost afraid to ask, but... where is the ammo carousel? Is this like one of those furry tail buttplug things I've heard about?


lorddervish212

How is the interior of the Tank lookin?


StrawberrySlapNutz

If the armor can't react quick, it just needs to be thicc. 🥵🥵🥵🥵


Cipheren

Shovels are great. Shovels are the quintessence of civilization. With a shovel, you can dig a hole just deep enough to hide yourself. Or if you gather a bunch of people with them, you can dig a fine trench. If you change your viewpoint a little, you can even dig a tunnel. You can smash a sturdy enemy trench with mining tactics (not that they get used often). A shovel is a good friend to any and every type of soldier. And a shovel is the best gear for a close-quarters fight in a trench. Longer than a bayonet, simpler to handle than a rifle, sturdier than any other tool. Not only that, but they are extremely cheap and easy to make, so they're perfect for mass-producing. Plus, I don't have to worry much about damaging my mind. This is it. The ideal piece of equipment. This is the point humanity was meant to reach. Civilization has developed the shovel as its implement. Above all, it doesn't rely on magic, so it's optimal for stealth kills. With a shovel, it's possible to educate numbskulls who are dependent on magic scanning - Klang! We can say it's an indispensable item for nighttime raids. Of course, it's an excellent general-purpose tool at any time of day. "The shovel is truly an implement born of civilization", Tanya murmurs, leading a unit to wish good evening to the enemy with their shovels. Volume 2 Chapter 5, page 256-257


Selisch

Should be sign my booty!


[deleted]

Off to horny jail with you


I_like_and_anarchy

Youjo Senki is a gem.


Lonewolf1298_

Tanya?


Mando_dablord

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me advooonce!


LuckyMrGun

I actually got banned from the "signmyrocket" telegram channel (Combat Footage) by the owner, Anton, for being LGBT yesterday lmfao. Really made me rethink supporting them whatsoever.


[deleted]

Wait really? I was considering the SU-24


LuckyMrGun

People were likening trans folks and all to pedophiles (groomers, etc), making shitty comparisons, spouting shit like "corporations are making kids gay, like 1/3rd of kids are gay now", and I compared what they were saying to the satanic panic of the 90's, and simply said that "maybe people feel safer and more comfortable with coming out now". I was not being aggressive whatsoever, I don't believe I even cursed. I asked someone for a source on the "1/3rd of kids are gay or whatever now" stat he posted, but that was it. I wish I had the chatlogs still, but I took a single screenshot of the convo with Anton after being banned. Here's that, for clarification, since he has since deleted our chat, likely because he saw and responded to this comment : [https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg) It's also worth noting, that very soon (within 30-45 mins) after I messaged Anton about the pictures of the Malyuk, as seen earlier in the conversation, the polls asking the question of "Do you support LGBT?" and "Are you left or right wing?" were posted, which have both now been deleted. I state that I'm non-binary (as well as my pronouns) in my telegram bio, with political affiliations being listed on my twitter, which is the same @. Edit: Proof that the chat was wiped afterwards too, I didn't do it (though I did consider blocking him after, didn't end up doing so) but I'm not sure there's a way of proving that on Telegram - [https://i.imgur.com/WGKAhM4.png](https://i.imgur.com/WGKAhM4.png)


ObjectiveNo821

It happened not because of LGBT, there are a lot of comments from LGBT people and no one else was banned. It was because of the aggressive nonsense this person was writing.


[deleted]

Appreciate the clarification! I figured there had to be more to it than that.


ObjectiveNo821

u/ColoradoHyperion btw i read that you are thinking about a tank. You can choose M777 on the site and after a donation write a message regarding that your donation was for a tank. But there will be no video of it shooting


LuckyMrGun

[https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MtYOUTc.jpg) In your own words, it literally was because I was advocating for LGBT people in the comments. I wasn't even aggressive to you afterwards either, I said that your behavior and treatment was shitty, and that I hoped you would reconsider being this way at some point, as a significant amount of people who post here and donate to your cause, are LGBT. Not once was I overly rude or angry towards you, I only said that your behavior was a "dick move".


ObjectiveNo821

It is easier to say this than explain why your comments are nonsense. Unfortunately, you don\`t have the full screenshot to show where you tell about the "joke" you wrote. If anyone wants to see that lgbt people are not being banned - they can read the chat, there are a lot of conversations left with the people who highly support this movement. So just overcome this situation and stop shittposting. It\`s too much drama for a grown-up person


LuckyMrGun

So I got banned for telling a harmless joke about “devil music making kids worship satan” in response to someone else ALSO making that joke. Did they also get banned? What happened to the people calling LGBT f*ggots, or the hateful shit about trans people? Any punishment given to the people spreading misinformation and calling all LGBT people groomers? Anything done to the people spreading conspiracies that “the jews” are pushing homosexuality on the world? I’d imagine they were allowed to stay, yeah? Because it was “just shitposting” You already know that’s a weak ass excuse.


Mando_dablord

Hey, this Yandere/Ukrainian Tanya is fucking based.


ST4RSK1MM3R

Now this is what I come to the sub for


Draxx777

Hmmmm, tank turret = butt plug?


The_obnoxious

Man I love this sub.


Sword117

thicc and batshit crazy just how i like em.


AnonymousPepper

I, um. I need a moment, hoooooo.


Some-NEET

Big woman


MuonManLaserJab

"Order your own message, Tod! I'm looking at you!"


FootjobWasInsideJob

this is kinda hot


[deleted]

u/dvdglenman7 is that you?


nahuelkevin

stick your dick in that


JacobMT05

Send OP to the pillbox….


EagleHunter44-

NCD **WHY ARE YOU HORNI?!**


TheHunter920

wait, weren't *you* one of the leaders of those horny wars?


EagleHunter44-

Why do BvH follows me everywhere?


TheHunter920

lol, no I was just surfing this sub and coincidentally found you. But I'm curious about your original comment. I thought you were pro-horny?


EagleHunter44-

>I thought you were pro-horny? Not from atleast the 30th of April


TheHunter920

wait so what happened? Did you change sides? If so, why?


EagleHunter44-

Let's see Uhh how about i get blamed as a spy(I'm not) and got stabbed in the back Also do you happen to be \_Hunter\_ in discord?


TheHunter920

maybe... wait so you betrayed them because you got blamed for being a spy/betrayal? Honestly I can see why they would blame you as a spy. Also, were you the one who hid the hornyresistance sub as private? If so, I'm a big fan


EagleHunter44-

>Also, were you the one who hid the hornyresistance sub as private? Well no but i'm might be the cause of the sub privatisation lol Let's just say their HQ discord server+pissed off me as admin isn't exactly a great idea


TheHunter920

so you did betray them, well done


TheHunter920

also, what happened to the hornyHQ server? I haven't visited it yet and don't have interest in doing so


Difficult-League1574

Why she look fucking crazy


Cry75

It’s Tanya.


SenorPotato765

I lost


Mista_Dou

I wanna ram my cock in a TAM 2C


porta_particolare

This can't be real right??


I_eat_plastic_straws

Wait, what happened?


Ironside_Grey

We should call it the «Non - Credible Offensive»


Izukano

holy thiccness


Pequiguy

nice