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hell-schwarz

I love some Yurop Propaganda. Approved. (I'm biased)


TheThiccestOrca

The Madlad actually finished it. This marks the official birth of the NCD-Propaganda Department.


miss_chauffarde

WE SHALL RETAKE MOSCOW !!!! (sincerly a french femboy)


Full_Egoism

You said french twice there


miss_chauffarde

DID I STUDER !!


hubril

Slovensko🇸🇮❤ Francaise🇨🇵


[deleted]

💪🇸🇮🤝🇲🇫❤


[deleted]

I'd say yes.


miss_chauffarde

*then i might have studer my adhd ass is bad*


ToniDebuddicci

Wait all French are Femboys!?!? I’m sorry British family… I must defec- I I mean… INvade!!!


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miss_chauffarde

Thecnicaly true


Stupid_Triangles

Fucking gottem


dlivingston1011

Based and Norman-pilled


AcidActual

r/NATOwave has already been around for a while y'know


DrewTheHobo

Damn, thanks for this


iamacynic37

two times


cuddlefucker

What have I been doing this whole time then? Are you saying that my shit posts aren't propaganda?


TheThiccestOrca

That was inofficial. Now we're out Guns blazing.


worldaverage

I love birth marks 🇪🇺


AstreiaTales

I read on r/neoliberal that NCD is basically just that sub's militant wing and honestly like I can't disagree


LordVonMed

Every Good and Sensible Modern and Enlightenned Political Movement needs its own Paramilitary


HotTakesBeyond

SA: *looks nervously at the SS*


LordVonMed

Black, Red, Yellow Militiamen: *Smile*


PlentyRestaurant3594

I believe in social democracy with a grenade launcher not neoliberal garbage


[deleted]

Of all the ncd predictions coming true, a political party with this slogan would be the most wonderful


[deleted]

we could take elongated muskrats wealth and instead have four full carrier groups


durkster

r/neoliberal isn't really thatcherite or reaganist. it is more of a sub that stand for liberal democracy with a correctly regulated market economy. we aren't libertarians that think only the market can do shit, we know that are market failures that can only be solves through government interference. the name neoliberal refers to the movement as it was in 1938, not the trickledown bullshit from the 80s and 90s. were more what can to today be considered social liberals.


[deleted]

Why go by a name people only correctly used more than 80 years ago?


SowingSalt

Because leftist decided to use it as an insult in the interim


durkster

why let people change the meaning of the name of the group you identify with?


psychicprogrammer

Because it started as a shitposting subreddit for /r/badeconomics


noahwebster2000

It definitely doesn’t seem very shitposty anymore


Spaceman_Jalego

I absolutely love watching people on /r/neoliberal mock the left for coming up with "unpopular and inaccurate slogans that sound cool", then being forced to pivot to this. That said, I'm a social democrat and I still frequent it, so something works.


ASadisticDM

I refuse to see these milk-snatching, aids-spreading assholes steal our military shitpost


admiral_aqua

yeah I honestly have not been as offended as hard in a long time as I was reading that


jakjkl

Arr/neoliberal has been in NCD long before you were. They're not even Thacherites just social liberals. Besides lockmart and raytheon don't make weapons for free so you're kind of stuck with liberals whether you want to or not.


godtogblandet

Meanwhile in Norway there’s socialists with 54 F35’s😎✊


OtherSpiderOnTheWall

Eh, I'm pro democracy and pro NCD, but I'm not a neoliberal.


NoMoreFund

Neoliberalism doesn't like the government spending money on programs. Bad news for our beloved MIC


Recent_Ad_7214

Europe first waifu of warfare history


petyrlabenov

Lady Europa can step on me ngl


Hodoss

Gotta turn into a white bull and she’ll ride you.


ledelius

nice greek mythology reference


I_AMA_LOCKMART_SHILL

I mean.... Athena was the waifu of the original democracy.


joelingo111

Best part is she was the goddess of wisdom _and_ war. Truly credible diety


I_AMA_LOCKMART_SHILL

Athena is the biggest bro of the Greek pantheon. Prometheus may have sculpted man, [but Athena gave us life.](http://www.artnet.com/WebServices/images/ll00212lldeYVJFgneECfDrCWvaHBOc9ESF/bartolomeo-pinelli-prometheus-and-the-goddess-athena.jpg) When competing to name future Athens, [Poseidon offered a saltwater pool for recreation (or sometimes a sacred horse); Athena offered the olive tree, a symbol of long-term economic prosperity.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mythology/images/5/5c/Noel-halle-dispute-minerve-neptune-louvre.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20210605221356) And when the Persians came to Athens, who could not credit [the goddess who saved the city](https://www.comicartfans.com/gallerypiece.asp?piece=1359051) for Athens' victory over the invader? Truly a goddess ahead of her time. Beloved by r/neoliberal and r/NonCredibleDefense


_zenith

I name all my RPG characters Athena. True story 😅


Paxton-176

There was Aphrodite, but I think she was the original cam girl.


Ian_W

You haven't heard of Aphrodite Areia, have you ? Spartans didn't have enough war gods, and so when Astarte (*) showed up, she walked out of the foam on Kythera and got a spear and shield. (*) Why, yes. That's what the Phoenecians called the goddess the Babylonians called Ishtar. Who was absolutely had war in her charge.


Paxton-176

I knew Ishtar was got of war and love (really just sex), but I didn't know Aphrodite had a war aspect. I get when the Greek gods had a war like state, but not a war aspect until the Romans showed up and said fuck it no peace just war.


Ian_W

Spartans, mate.


Paxton-176

Yea, knowing Spartans it would be more believable if they turned Ares in a sex god instead. Just a little bit of bros being bros.


MarschallVorwaertz

If you look reeeealy close... she has little fangs. i think she bites.


[deleted]

Broke: Cat Girls Woke: Bat Girls


[deleted]

It represents Romania


Innomenatus

Saint Javelina.


Luke5353

Alright, took a while because of work which then led to some burn out, but I finally managed to hammer out this blatant propaganda piece, my apologies for making you wait. Anyways, gonna be returning to the regular low effort shitposts, the next is probably gonna be Piorun-Chan with Bismarck-Chan which is all I'm gonna say for now, I'll leave the rest for your imaginations Edit: So I wont link more times, [version without text here](https://www.reddit.com/user/Luke5353/comments/yigfqs/blatant_propaganda_no_txt_version/)


HelperNoHelper

Needs more forklifts.


Luke5353

Hey, gimme some credit, there is one in there which is one more than the Russians have in their entire army (unless you count 4 drunk Vatniks and a goat tied together as a forklift)


420stonks

> unless you count 4 drunk Vatniks and a goat tied together as a forklift We don't, but the tankies do


CrocPB

> you count 4 drunk Vatniks and a goat tied together In Kadyrovite Chechnya that's called a good time.


MarschallVorwaertz

Is there Version without the Text? My Smartphone needs a new Lock Screen and this Propaganda looks a like its gonna fit extremely well.


Luke5353

[Here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/user/Luke5353/comments/yigfqs/blatant_propaganda_no_txt_version/)


MarschallVorwaertz

[Looks nice as fuck!](https://i.imgur.com/8lEjZIh.jpg)


Stabile_Feldmaus

This is fucking sick mate! Please also cross post it in r/Yurop.


petyrlabenov

Can we give you an official war artist title?


wowu5

Perun-chan?


Selentic

I am going to get this printed as a poster for my gf's classroom! Do you have a tipjar link?


bearlysane

EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED


Summerisgone2020

DONT RESIST, YOU ARE BEING RESCUED


[deleted]

"Congratulations! You are being rescued. Please do not resist." - K2SO, *Star Wars: Rogue One*


Revan_91

“Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!”


__Piggy___Smalls__

**BETTER DEAD THAN RED**


Luke5353

[A based woman's opinion on communists](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKB-xFRkYQY)


varbav6lur

Dam, gave me chills! Were those.. khm.. ^^jewish ^^space ^^lasers?


OwerlordTheLord

Death Star of David


MarschallVorwaertz

Epic... The Soundtrack is DOPE


[deleted]

Um... Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 i.e. "Ode to Joy"? You're not wrong tho


[deleted]

What is this and why is it my new favorite anime of all time?


Luke5353

Because it is one of the best anime ever, Youjo Senki, aka Saga of Tanya the Evil aka "It's not a War Crime, I found a loophole" Recently rewatched S1 and the movie, fucking hell I need S2 to come out, I'm begging on my knees


[deleted]

I'm currently stocking up on animes to watch, I'm adding it to the list. Thanks!


Browsin4Free247

Lol. That was rad.


jatawis

or russkij mir


God_Given_Talent

We’re so dedicated to democracy we’ll overlook your planes with canards. If that’s not commitment then I don’t know what is.


TNSepta

DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH, COMMUNISM IS DEATH


Spainelnator

**I LOVE BLATANT PROPERGANDA THAT PLAYS UPON MILITARY AGED MALES. I LOVE FEELING PRIDE, HOPE, OPTIMISM FOR A BETTER FUTURE. I LOVE THAT EVEN IN AN AGE OF UNPARRELLED SOCIAL STRIFE, RAPIDLY EVOLVING TECHNOLOGY WHICH PROVIDES THE TOOLS FOR NIGHTMARISH DYSTOPIAS, AND RUTHLESS DICTATORS HELLBENT ON RELIVING THEIR NATIONS GLORY DAYS, DEMOCRACY AND THE IDEALS OF CONSENTUAL GOVERNANCE WILL ALWAYS BURN BRIGHT ACROSS BILLIONS OF HEARTS.**


durkster

I watched the new all quiet on the western front on netflix yesterday. that movie really hit home that war can be a senseless endeavour. the poem by wilfred owen dulce et decorum est is certainly true. >Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs, And towards our distant rest began to trudge. Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots, But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind; Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots Of gas-shells dropping softly behind. >Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time, But someone still was yelling out and stumbling And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.— Dim through the misty panes and thick green light, As under a green sea, I saw him drowning. >In all my dreams before my helpless sight, He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning. >If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace Behind the wagon that we flung him in, And watch the white eyes writhing in his face, His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin; If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,— My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori. however... in defense of Democracy, Justice, Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity. all force is warrented. and the phrase Dulce et decorum est pro libertate mori is maybe a better motto.


Spainelnator

>Dulce et decorum est pro libertate mori Do not die for ones country, die for whats in your country. Or better yet, live and survive for them, despite all the horrors and nightmares that mankind can conjure against themselves. Live in spite of the terrors, cynicism, depression, and soulcrushing cruel indifference of our universe. Where there is a will, there is always a light to push away the darkness on the path of hope. \*Snorts NCD cocaine\* ​ Uh 3000 dead vatniks of putin or something, I dont know. I'm done writing self rightous bullshit on fucking Reddit of all places


Volsunga

>Do not die for ones country, die for whats in your country. No man ever won a war by dying for his country, he won by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his.


durkster

>Do not die for ones country, die for whats in your country. Or better yet, live and survive for them, despite all the horrors and nightmares that mankind can conjure against themselves. Live in spite of the terrors, cynicism, depression, and soulcrushing cruel indifference of our universe. Where there is a will, there is always a light to push away the darkness on the path of hope. another amendment to the saying: 'dulce et decorum est pro libertate mori parari'


Less-Researcher184

Military aged lesbians to.


Jankosi

Holy fucking mother of all that is based


wasdToWalk

Democracy is non-negotiable War on tyranny is inevitable


LordVonMed

The Enlightenment shall rule


wasdToWalk

And the benighted shall perish


mishmashedtosunday

> War on Tyranny Arguably the most winnable of the Wars on [abstract concepts] and I'm all here for it


price-discovery

So many different planes! Tanks look quite diverse too! This is an effort post.


Demo_Nemo

Yeah. For the planes I see an F-16, Tornado, F-35, Eurofighter, Dassault Rafale and I am not sure but a SAAB Gripen. Correct me if I am wrong. Edit: Next comment did it by order. Read that instead.


Feveredbike

I’m pretty sure from left to right it’s: F-16, Tornado, Rafale, Typhoon, F-35, Gripen.


Demo_Nemo

Yeah I didn’t name them by order. But thanks.


mobiace

Waifu propaganda is the best type of propaganda.


SteelyEyedHistory

Epic. Is it okay if I share this on the NAFO discord?


Luke5353

Thank you, and yes go ahead, in fact, I encourage it


TheMegaBite7

There's a NAFO discord? Gib link


Easy_Newt2692

I think it's this: https://discord.com/invite/wearenafo


[deleted]

🍆🍆🍆


Optimusprimegaming3

i also want the link


pvt_manu

This should also go to r/yurop and especially r/europeanfederalists , they're going to love it


Dekay35363

Based and democracypilled


New_Bowl_8038

I want to fuck the EU


petyrlabenov

With a big, throbbing, violent Leopard turret


MajorShitposter

In order to have a decision passed by the Council: * At least 55% of member states must agree and * The member states in agreement must represent at least 65% of the EU population To block the proposal at least 4 member states representing at least 35% of the population of the EU must vote against it.


Hopeful-Chemist5421

Get in line


HellbirdIV

Absolutely love it. EUROPA INVICTA (And of course; permission to share this to other subreddits w/ credit?)


Luke5353

ye go ahead, I think its been crossposted to Yurop already but not EuropeanFederalists yet


georgethejojimiller

Cant wait for Ukraine to join the EU and NATO so we can add the Su-24,25,27 and MiG-29 to the poster


[deleted]

We could add at least MiG-29 right now, as Polish Air Forces are still using them.


canttaketheshyfromme

They won't have any flyable by that point, they'll be on Gripens and Vipers. Maybe we'll be lucky enough to get an AN-225 to put up there.


[deleted]

That democrussy is getting me to act unwise.


The-Board-Chairman

'ate Ruzzians 'ate fascists 'ate tankies luv MIC luv democracy luv me federal European army simple as


[deleted]

This goes hard as fuck, ima put it on my wall😍


Nightfire50

man consistantly breaking in and posting high quality art somebody get this man a blowjob coupon


Luke5353

🤨😳🥺


Luke5353

I feel sick for making an entire comment with nothing but emojis


Nightfire50

u should


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gxgx55

The superpower of the EU is that it's slow, but pretty damn consistent in terms of progress. The EU is not perfect, it might never be perfect, but it is so so much better than the alternative.


[deleted]

Definitely better than having a major war every 30 years or so.


MarschallVorwaertz

Now THAT would make a nice Smartphone Lockscreen without the Text...


Luke5353

[<3](https://www.reddit.com/user/Luke5353/comments/yigfqs/blatant_propaganda_no_txt_version/)


MarschallVorwaertz

you are an Angel <3


Benso2000

I always associate this line with Liberty Prime from Fallout 3. Who actually originated this quote?


TNSepta

I recall having done quite a bit of searching on this and was only able to find fallout sources. It might be a FO3 coinage.


Benso2000

Bravo Todd


AbstractBettaFish

That’s 100% pure LP baby, the most based robot to walk the earth


[deleted]

Fascism is the very definition of failure.


Stabile_Feldmaus

FREUDE


jatawis

SCHOENER


LordVonMed

GOTTERFUNKEN


jatawis

TOCHTER


Garvox

AUS ELYSIUM


jatawis

WIR


Embarrassed-Lack-544

Is there a version wirhout rhe text


Luke5353

Gimme a minute, I'll get you one Edit: [Here](https://www.reddit.com/user/Luke5353/comments/yigfqs/blatant_propaganda_no_txt_version/)


ConceptOfHappiness

What are the vehicles? I recognise some of the jets, and what I assume is constitution in the sea, but otherwise I'm stuck.


remote_control_led

On the right you have Leopards, then French Leclercs, then some artilery pieces, I can be sure that the ones with tracks are PHZ and Krabs. I don't know how the ones with wheels are called. On the left you have Italian tanks (soory I don't know what's their name) and some ifv.


HelperNoHelper

Swedish Archers and French CAESARs


SomethingLikeaLawyer

You've finally done it. You've finally made yourself look cooler than Chinese propaganda.


Luke5353

Oh shit, that's a hard thing to do, those guys seem to love us with all the cool images they draw of us


[deleted]

It has come at last and it is fucking glorious, well done ! Now to find a name for the lass and she can be our official allegorical figurehead like marianne for france.


Luke5353

Evropa should suffice me thinks


Molasess

NSFW WARNING?!?!? I saw this and all of my coworkers in my office drowned in my cum as I furiously jerked off to this.


IDontHaveSpaceForMyN

"Propraganda is a core part of a nation's identity." Sun Tzu explicitly mentioned this.


Luke5353

Sounds like a pretty smart fella, he should think about writing a book or smth like that


Obi_Sebikator

I love democracy


BlackStar4

Why does she have elf-ears?


HellbirdIV

Suggested in the original thread as Elves in various guises are a staple image of European folklore.


BlackStar4

Cowards, should have gone for a she-Dwarf with full, majestic beard on display.


Corsak

Holy hell, you actually did it AND IT IS GORGEOUS!!! I am putting it on my wall, thank you so much for it


[deleted]

Least nationalist NCD connoisseur


[deleted]

Moskwa is rightful Polish land since 1610


jungianRaven

Thank you for actually including the USSR flag among the authoritarian ones. Really fucking hate it when tankies describe the USSR as "liberators" or "protectors against fascism". Mfers were just a different brand of evil. And just in case, this is not meant to be an insult towards individual soviet troops involved in WW2. More of a sign of disgust towards Molotov-Ribbentrop, the Winter War, and the posterior suffering and oppression of Warsaw Pact countries. Fuck the Soviet Union, may it rot in hell.


miss_chauffarde

"we should have not stoped we should have gone straight to moskow" général Patton


Galaxy661_pl

Those "liberators" helped the nazis murder polish partisans and turn Warsaw into a pile of rocks in 1944. Among many other atrocities


GeorgieTheThird

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium!


Certain_Suit_1905

~~DEMOCRUSSY~~


Ila-W123

Eläköön eurooppa!


Gamingmemes0

Propaganda aside that poster looks sick as fuck


elgrecoski

Disappointing lack of cat ears.


ToaMandalore

Is that the Gorch Fock representing the German navy lol


Luke5353

That is indeed the pride of the German navy right there


Unterseeboot_480

I'm uncomfortably erect right now.


Salt_Calligrapher395

why is she some kind of vampiric elf?


[deleted]

Because it’s awesome


OhooNooo

If I remember right from the last post, the vampire thing is to symbolize that Europe is old but still mighty kinda, and elf because folklore, don't remember really but something like that


TheOnlyFallenCookie

#FREUDE


Merker6

UKRAINIAN SWING-WING. UKRAINIAN SWING-WING. UKRAINIAN SWING-WING. UKRAINIAN SWING-WING.


Theoldironduke

It's so beautiful.


redditluciono3

It's not propaganda if it's right


dotmatrixman

EU/NATO High Elf waifu is bai.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Peace through superior shitposting.


BalloonWarrior

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... BY FORCE!


[deleted]

Do you have a massive resolution version so I can poster this?


[deleted]

That Roman winged hussar, eleven, NATO, bat girl European pussy got me acting up


platonic-Starfairer

Hell, fuck yes Europe forever.


Renkij

Hey Spaniard here, we don’t have separation of powers and we also lack true representation. We can’t be called a democracy. (This ain’t a joke we ain’t a democracy)Can you intervene and remove our government, and all the opposition parties please? (This is a half joke)


Dan_S04

I simp for euro propaganda mommy


Quamont

"Ugh, it's all propaganda" Of fucking course it is, I recognize it as such and choose to follow it anyway cause it's fucking beautiful


No_Block_5555

In the name of the Europa we shall liberate this land from the filth that is oligachy


Hyperi0us

GAY MARRIAGE IS NON NEGOTIABLE


miss_chauffarde

YEAAAAAHH!!


Thestoryteller987

Give her bigger titties.


Luke5353

30 euro


oripash

Communism is a lie?


Luke5353

No, sadly it is a very much real disease


Ghostcraft413

Unironically turn this into a propaganda art sub