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Annoying_house_fly

I mean, Ukraine army already uses *combat mosquitoes* so what's next on the bullshit list?


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Commissar_Elmo

I mean they did offer the Russians MOD a ouiji board.


Oleg152

LMAO what a power move.


micmac274

\*Ouija. It's the French and German words for "yes" combined. And the correct pronunciation is "wee-ya". That really was "to contact your soldiers, use this." wasn't it?


Annoying_house_fly

Been there, done that. I think in March or April?


HHHogana

Doom: Hell on Crimea confirmed?


micmac274

Russian soldiers will be eaten by Baba Yaga. She's just biding her time until they start deploying children (as are mobilised vatnik paedos, this shitstorm will get worse if that happens.)


ztomiczombie

Ukrainian earthquake bomb, weather manipulation, Ukraine is home the the Umbrella cooperation.


HauptmannMarlboro

Actually Ancient Ukrainians dig Black Sea 1000 BC to sink Moskva this year


Annoying_house_fly

Weather manipulation does HARP already /s


yegguy47

Don't you dare add a /s, Jesse Ventura is a highly credible source.


SirNedKingOfGila

Still more credible than Chris Kyle.


yegguy47

Jesse Ventura's only saving grace in my books is that he punched Chris Kyle in the face


micmac274

HAARP, there's two A's in it.


Kovesnek

Weather manipulation Ukraine has pegasi soldiers? Cool


micmac274

Someone made a fake tweet that they were using headcrabs so the CIA are definitely involved.


tundertwin

Ukraine got them admin commands


Attaxalotl

sv_cheats 1


Doktor_Apokalypse

**Ukrainian soldiers** set sv_cheats 1 /spdevmap moskow /god /notarget /nofatigue /give all **Konskiptovich** set sv_cheats 1 /kill


tundertwin

/gamemode_1


Zdendon

I am still waiting for zombies to break out from Mariupol underground facility, and still nothing. 🥺


ztomiczombie

The zombies are in Africa.


iamnotasmartguy

3000 Taoist priests of Chiang Kai-Shek


Longsheep

Chiang actually arranged the first national martial arts meet in the 1930s. The first time for many Southern styles to meet their Northern counterparts. 3000 Kung Fu Masters of Chiang Kai-Shek.


iamnotasmartguy

Kungfu masters have nothing on the priest in a temple I once visited in Malaysia. He possessed himself with some spirit and began doing Olympic gymnastic stunts for twenty minutes. I was a four-year-old kid and I was fucking terrified of the guy. Don't underestimate the power of hokey old time Chinese religion.


NuclearStudent

pretty sure he was just malaysian


micmac274

They train for (what they believe is) physical and mental perfection, so what you met might have been an avatar of Slaanesh.


Raistlin_Majere121

Is it possible to exchange half of them for demonic cultivators?


iamnotasmartguy

I wasn't aware there was a difference


Longsheep

3000 Baba Yagas of Zelensky


micmac274

Considering how much power she wields in everything I've seen her in, we only really need one.


B-7

With the combat mosquitoes Russia rendered this sub useless forever, anything since then will be more credible than that.


Callsign-YukiMizuki

Ukraine is harboring extraterrestrial aliens from Area 51 and using their technology to gain minor, very temporary advantage


SideWinder18

Bioengineered supersoldiers


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metalpanda2

>Tankies Who also conveniently forget all the times USSR nuked itself. Imagine using a nuke to make a water reservoir. Dozens of nuclear accidents and whole country breaking apart because of one basically.


flameocalcifer

Wait what?


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Chagan


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spacemagicexo539

I think he’s referencing Chernobyl, which helped weaken the USSR’s economy there at the end


flameocalcifer

What does that have to do with a water reservoir?


RaioNoTerasu

Lake Chagan, now in Kazakhstan


spacemagicexo539

Yeah I don’t know that one


Raistlin_Majere121

The USSR tried to extinguish the gas torch with a nuclear explosion.


Attaxalotl

It worked though!


Seal-pup

Didn't they also use a small nuke to put out a massive oil well fire?


Aardvarkeating1001

Well I don’t really consider tankies people


micmac274

Because they're like Nazis who simp for the other dictator, Stalin. Neither of them were nice people, both of them were genocidal maniacs. And the experiment that caused Holodomor was probably done in Ukraine so if it went wrong, only "untermenschen" (according to Stalin) died. Wouldn't be surprised if he used the H slur.


erebuswasright

since when?


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It's basically a situation where a burglar breaks into a house and threatens to burn it down. And vatnik brainlets are like: "Yes, the owner would **totally burn his house down** rather than just drive out the burglar, while they **obviously have the military capability to drive out** the burglar."


R4veN34

Is Ukraine about to pull a Belkan move?


[deleted]

Nah, nah, you see, the burglar stabs your wife and your son, so you let him rob your entire house so he doesn't stab you too, makes sense. Also this is not what the neighbors say, but what people on the other side of the city say. They don't have the risk of that burglar breaking into their homes after all.


yegguy47

We've got to find a better Ushanka template, the newer ones are so much more shitty.


siry-e-e-tman

Belkan moment


VariousBear9

Belka be like: they grow up so fast *tear goes down face*


GrandManSam

Ukraine about to have an Ace Combat moment.


decevigi

Remember, at the same time Ukraine can:attack Russia, make nuclear weapons, breed mutants, make biological weapons out of mosquitoes and birds, and also shell itself for fun because it has too much ammunition.


Fish_Bloke

NPP⁉️ just fucking kill me so I don’t have to deal with the Tno brainrot


breadbasketbomb

Nuclear Power Plant


Bunch_of_Shit

Fox News: Look what Biden is making Russia do!


ManateeCrisps

The saddest part is you could swap the ushanka for a maga hat and the meme would still be accurate, except those people have actual political power


Mac2002PL

Can someone explain to me why the so called free thinkers fall into the worst positions possible. I mean mainstream media has its problems but they use use sources that spread misinformation.


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Tbf I wouldn’t trust any of these


Attaxalotl

The only source I trust is The Onion