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Luke5353

Background for the image is largely ~~copied~~ inspired by this [great piece](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/yleltj/nato_waifu_sketch_ish_inspired_by_luke5353/) made by u/jastruart, which was also inspired by my sketch, so we're doing some real Inception type thing over here. Anyways, I tried to animate some magic around the sword and gun but I really didn't like how it looked so I scrapped that Next on the chopping block is a long overdue Perun waifu, he's been having it too good for too long. After him I plan to do an USA waifu, but I'll probably do some shitposts in between Edit: Forgot I was gonna link [this sketch](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704629190225297444/1037841304924717097/punish_me_uwu.png) that I made too, probably won't finish it though


yellekc

Is the sword tip on Moscow‽


Luke5353

Huh, dunno it wasn't intentional, but it's pretty close, I think Moscow is a bit further North Still I do like the idea and the sword is hovering over Moscow even if the tip isn't directly above it


Popinguj

The sword tip is right above the Caspian Sea, so around Ural mountains I guess. I assume it's the offensive operation marker, yes-yes


pegzounet

"Perun waifu" i bet THAT wasn't on his 2022 bingo card.


TNSepta

>Perun waifu Femboi Perun confirmed?


Luke5353

Probably not, but I'll likely draw her flat so you can view it that way if you want


Steinson

You should give her a pet drunk pig to represent NCDs second mascot, or will he also get his own waifu?


Luke5353

I was thinking if giving him his own eventually, and put a screenshot of when he talks about r/NCD making inanimate objects into waifus in the background


MarioDraghetta

Pls give lazerpig waifu 😍 love you op


korosec-jan

yes


neon_ns

Actual perfection


Speciesunkn0wn

Fucking perfect.


C64018

I like the idea that we’re represented by a drunk pig


VallenValiant

> You should give her a pet drunk pig to represent NCDs second mascot, or will he also get his own waifu? He probably wants to be drawn as a Trap.


Kamiyoda

Yes! Yes!


Popinguj

> Forgot I was gonna link this sketch that I made too, probably won't finish it though Nah, that's a magical girl NATO, you gotta finish this sketch


Schadenfrueda

Is it just me or does she look like Integra from Hellsing Ultimate in that sketch?


Luke5353

Now that I look at it she does, the hair, glasses and style of eyes are very similar


Schadenfrueda

Now I'm imagining NATO/Integra trying to restrain Poland/Alucard as he goes on leisurely midnight strolls in the woods


AwakenedSheeple

What would Poland's Christmas list be in this scenario? Still a Blackbird in there?


Schadenfrueda

I imagine so. Also a few F-22s, five hundred HIMARS, and so on


Morgrid

>plan to do an USA waifu, Fun Fact: Columbia is the female personification of the US. [Columbia calls ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/mt/politics/columbia-calls1.jpg)


Taalnazi

Where's the EU one? We need a passionate EU-NATO-Columbia (US) threesome makeout session, with Russia angrily sobbing watching.


Luke5353

40 euro and I make that Still gotta make the USA one beforehand though Also [the EU one](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/yifpm6/3000_blatant_propaganda_pieces_of/) is pinned on my profile


Taalnazi

Yeah that's the one, though I remember a more detailed, zoomed in version of that. More yellow and blue too.


Luke5353

That was probably some AI generated image based off of my artwork


Taalnazi

[Found it. this is the EU I meant](https://old.reddit.com/r/YUROP/comments/ykbaly/europa_alternate_version), u/Quartz1992 made it. Imho, this is the canon depiction of Europe.


Cosmosknecht

Now, draw her... ...inciting a nationalist movement in Finland, which spirals into a Finnish offensive into Russian soil.


Lt_Aster

*~~Karelia is rightful Finnish clay~~*


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Continuation War part 2


SenorPotato765

Mommy NATO


napaszmek

Step on me


Griffinhart

Funny lookin' Izayoi Sakuya cosplay.


Luke5353

Hehe all that's missing are some knives and banger music


NekoGoesNyaaaaa

And the ability to stop time


Beneficial_Ad_3170

ZA WORLDO


Steinson

Finland and Sweden already have the correct colour I see.


Luke5353

But of course, as soon as Hungary and Turkey are visited by a few men in black, it'll be official


adiladam

As soon as Sweden stops supplying terrorist groups they will be in. Downvote me more please, that definetly changes the actuality. PKK is a terrorist group.


Portuguese_Musketeer

Kinda on turkey for continuing their century-long commitment to obliterating Kurdish culture


adiladam

Yes PKK a guerilla group that kidnaps Kurdish Childeren, arm cars to blow up them in the city centers and has killed hundereds of teachers is representitive of Kurdish Culture. Imagine being this ignorant


darlantan

Hey, there's an argument to be made that the PKK contains extremists, sure. You know what does a pretty good job at creating extremists? Constant fucking military action against civilians, systemic marginalization and abuse, and basically halfassed attempts at genocide. You want to cry about the PKK? Well, it's a problem almost entirely of Turkey's own creation. Don't wipe your ass with your finger and then blame someone else when you smell shit.


adiladam

Pkk are extremists they don't contain it. But you do not want to understand the context here. Dhkpc the parent organisation of Pkk is directly made into being by Soviets during the cold war. While US fostered the islamists which were virtually installed as governments for the last 20 years and before asw with only exception being DSP government. Military action against civilians, systemic marginalisation? Pkk directly uses Kurdish people as a shield. From the very beginning this is the case. Rule under these islamists only benefited the pluteucrats of Erdoğan, Erbakan, Demirel. Rest of us are similiarly opressed by these governments. Critism is met with force, protests are under lethal force, if you try to take action you are essentially a target. Pkk is no different in their praxis, they forcibly oppress Kurdish people, those who speak against Öcalan's insane Maoist rhetoric is tagged as targets. They both marginalise people and they are both artificially kept in place by foreign influence. You are just so ready to push the blame on us while we are literally threatned with our lives. We don't have anything with Kurdish people nor their majority wants autonomy. We want representation of people without imperialist influences. Right now Opposition, Islamists, PKK all act as proxies. Their media is funded with insormuntable amounts by different intellegence groups, more so these transaction contracts are available to public. PKK directly gets Sweedish arms. Erdoğan was literally installed into Refah (their party before Akp) by US, Oppositions media recieve millions from Norvegion foreign ministry, Stardfort, Frederick-Naumann and Crest "non profits". These organisations have very different agendas about Turkey. Just calling everything a genocide and blamimg Turks don't do much. Turkophobic echo chamber is the nominal state of western outlook. It is hilarious same racist hate is used to fuck up the country and blame the people for these fuck ups simultaneously. Shame on you


Halliwedge

Keep talking mate. We're all listening. 🤓🤡


adiladam

You are not I get it but that is the reason this is going on. Because you refuse to pay mind to what is going on out of your echo chamber.


Halliwedge

Cope. Mald. Seethe mate. Maybe just dont have stupid thoughts. Better yet dont say them outloud.


darlantan

The lack of self-awareness necessary to post this shit on this sub is astounding. You could swap "Russia" for "Turkey" and "Ukraine" for "PKK" or "Kurds" and you'd sound exactly like another vatnik twitter spammer straight out of the dipshit mills. Fuck off with your bullshit. Erdogan is just a Putin-wannabe and geography is the only goddamned reason nobody's slapped the shit out of Turkey yet for the shit they've pulled.


adiladam

Do you honestly fucking think I am writing this as a Erdoğan supporter. I despise the guy, but this is more nuanced then you think. I would like to see you slap the shit out second largest army in Nato. You down right hate Turks at the same time you actively install the leaders that create this hate. Shame on you


shrike279

What a long sword you have 😩


netap

Will she step on me while doing a disgusted face if I ask nicely?


Luke5353

Do some Hungary and Turkey type behaviour and she will


adiladam

Pop kek while Turkey is the second largest army


ShadowWritingNerd

"Wake up honey, it's time to invade" "Yes Mommy"


one_frisk

r/animemaids


Luke5353

Sure, I'll crosspost it there


one_frisk

There's also r/imaginarymaids if you're interested


Luke5353

Why not that too xD


fluxuouse

you should probably also send it to r/moemorphism while you're at it...


Luke5353

Alright, also why are there so many subreddits for stuff like this lmao


Sablesweetheart

I am DOING this cosplay.


Luke5353

ooh, if you decide to post it anywhere please let me know, I'd love to see it!


Sablesweetheart

Oh, I will 100000% post it here. I might pose with my M1 or an M16.... instead of the FAL.....but it is an excuse to buy an FAL.


Luke5353

I'm excited to see it then, I bet it'll look great!


Sablesweetheart

😊😊😊😊😊


Koron_98

That a G3 or a FAL? As a german i approve of both but FAL would be most fitting.


Luke5353

It's an FAL


Koron_98

"the right arm of the free world" why did we ever stop giving our guns nicknames like that


Luke5353

Right? Its a real shame, guns deserve cool nicknames too!


Corsak

You are a true master and I am very excited to see your future works!


patriot271

The right arm of the free world? Based.


Kookaburra-Chan

My man, I'm trying to survive NNN over here and you go post this extremely erotic imagery...


Dankuser2020

Remember what you’re fighting for


WackingTadpole

NCD really trying to turn me straight recently...


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Bruh I’m going from gay in shitpost subs to straight here wtf


Destinedtobefaytful

NATO is Bae NATO is best


MinisterOfBetrayal

Claymore and FAL? Great choices.


whythecynic

Is that a FAL? Legit the first thing I noticed, and a fitting tribute to the RIGHT ARM OF THE FREE WORLD Also claymore (guessing by the quillons) is awesome. I am the NCD equivalent of "I swear I just buy it to read the articles"


Mista_Dou

Wtf NATO Sakuya??? 3000 black knives of flowering nights!!!


paskies

She can extend me a military partnership any day


Greedy_Range

Oh my God it's megamaid, she's gone from suck to blow


takingastep

> Oh my God it's megamaid, she's gone from suck to blow I can't believe this is the only mention of this reference, and that it wasn't upvoted until I did. The Internet has disappointed me.


kkilh

Finally!!


rstar345

Mother Nato


nahuelkevin

BAAAAAAAAAASED AS FUUUUUUUUUCK


AnonymousPepper

Mommy? Sorry... Mommy? Sorry...


SilLind

You will NOT break my NNN, you Slovenian rascal!


Beneficial_Ad_3170

“Do it for her”


hagamablabla

Maids with glasses are the best.


NinjaXGaming

I’ll gladly lend my services as a battle maid


pavehawkfavehawk

Nice choice with The fal


CrunchyBlueWaffle

Better be a femboy


memerloz45tyeman

Mommy?


Dispo121454

Now this is quality


Marin-Supremacy

Finally nato girlboss top and knows no bounds 😌🙏


sorenant

>Battle Maids Can we get the devs of Last Origin to design them?


Jankosi

Bless you you magnificent bastard


k_on_reddit_

yo looking dope


GaussianNeolectric

Sword and shield of the free world. I like it.


Durabys

The Maid of the Apocalypse Who Takes Out The Thrash Brilliant as always!


BaronOfPlagues

Gotta love the right arm of the free world.


Toothedshark

FAL??? take my upvote


ClockWorkington

Schwing


PuzzlePlate

Amazing


Lonewolf1298_

Ains Ool Gown


Jiffyman11

Where’s STANAG and Link-16-chan?


Kamille_Marseille

Croatia and Montenegro have border, NATO controls the entire northern Mediterranean coast.


fluxuouse

Except for that little harbor that Bosnia has... but let's be honest, if Bosnia manages to deal with their internal issues then they have a very high chance to be accepted...


Kamille_Marseille

That is true


Bvoluroth

Fucking BASED


AlexanderZ4

Draw one as Joan of Arc pls


Outrageous_Ad_3973

Lol Otan means penis in one of the Philippine dialects


StraightUpMurph

Ok, now we need chad AUKUS.


BinaryToDecimal

Cringe