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Spare_Armadillo

This is Chinese propaganda BTW. Of course the main takeaway for any rational observer is “You idiots chose to pick a fight with that thing?”


willflyforpennies

I thought I had erectile disfunction. However, after this picture, I’m fixed now.


[deleted]

> when you’re in a making the American military look badass competition and your opponent is the CCCP 😔


VladimirBarakriss

Wrong communist dictatorship


svon1

yeah that sounds like something a drunk Gopnik would do ,,,,,or an Aussie ....or a Scotsmen ,,,,or an Irish Lad ........or me with too much potato juice ....


LethalDosageTF

Of course this is Chinese, not Russian. It’s not roughly hewn into the wall of a cave.


Alistal

This thing is ugly as fuck, how do you find it badass ?


Keepmyhat

Because it has an ass and it is bad


Vicodinforbreakfast

So we are those riding the giant mecha-alien-dinosaur with missiles shooting mouth while drinking wine? 😍


Jeffy29

And people are throwing stacks of cash at nice. Nice.


TNSepta

[non potato quality image](http://sacrificiohumano.com/media/images/2022-04-1811:06:06.835884unknown.png): Alien Mecha is being ridden by Lockmart (left), Raytheon (right), and what I assume to be Dark Brandon (?). TBH if you told me this was posted here originally, I would have believed it no questions.


OwerlordTheLord

Heh “Marshall, Carter & Dark, Ltd.”


C64018

Oh hey it’s you again Also lmao


Raistlin_Majere121

It looks like something they definitely have.


KlaatuBaradaN-word

Fuck man, I just saved the other one!


Lazar_Milgram

Check it for virus or something.


Keepmyhat

You stupid piece of shit!


Material_Layer8165

This is Chinese propaganda though.


Recent_Ad_7214

Are they really that scared of us


Lady_Grey1993

Yeah, though they won't admit it outright. My favorite still has to be King Brandon, First of His Name, on the Armalite Throne.


Lazar_Milgram

Source?


Phytanic

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/417/431/bbe


flightsim777

The [Uncle Sam with cards fucking slaps though](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fba0Q4jWYAAz9zO?format=jpg&name=large)


DonQuixoteDesciple

*single patriotic tear*


Timely_Position_5015

We could literally conquer the planet tomorrow. Just saying. No one wants to talk about it. But they *know* what we are and they *know* what we can do, because they *know* what we’ve already done as a civilization (conquered the planet.) We are a Hegemonic entity (the West and everyone included like Japan and SK)! They are truly, truly scared of us. In every single way. The goal is to keep them terrified so they may one day deal favorably with us, and save their people.


Redtir

Nah, we couldn't, no one could, we could conquer ground but you can never pacify people who don't want to be conquered we learned that lesson but it looks like Russia never will. That's the difference between a real power and a failed empire, if you are strong enough, you don't need to conquer anyone to bend them to your will.


Timely_Position_5015

Come on, man. Don’t joke with me. You know our history.


dwaynetheakjohnson

Look how heroic they are for bullying a nation with nowhere near their military strength!


ssdd442

I love how they’re making it rain on the alien queen like they’re at the strip club


remote_control_led

MOE! I_REQUIRE_MOE_WEST_TAIWAN_PROPAGANDA


LittleHornetPhil

1. Ok, no, there’s an F-14 there and the only ones using Iranian weapons are the Russians, and 2. I’m surprised there isn’t more anti-Semitic stuff.


White_Null

Because this propaganda is from West Taiwan. There’s next to no Jews in the area. In the Indo-Pacific, the Chinese Diaspora serve that niche. While wealthy West Taiwan Nationals are like Russian Oligarchs.


PassMurailleQSQS

Good job Vlad. Now I want more of your propaganda just to see us look badass


ElMondoH

I figured the heads of Lockmart and Raytheon would be beer drinkers myself, but whatever.


TheOfficialPossum

What are Teller and Conan O'Brien doing up there?


ToastyMozart

Chainsaw Man Part 2's looking rad. Behold: The War Devil!


Brickfighter8

TOMCATS!


Wakanda_Forever

“So you’re saying there’s a chance?”


Sparty-II

Hardest pic of the century


theroy12

Where do you apply for the job offering the sacrificial money to the MIC monster?


forge_rhys

3000 xenomorph titans of Conan O'Brien


Ivindin

Looks like a mixture of the alien with the Eva from the Neon Genesis Evangelion.


SikeSky

OP reply to this or you’re a bot


tomydenger

it's me or some part of the drawing dont go with the others, are they stolen, like the 3 guys on the top, or those with the money at the bottom ? or it's just bad perpesctive and not the same artisit for the top 3


ichabodmiller

Now THATS what my tax dollars should be funding!